Yoshiyuki: *gets on the carrage*

Takara: *old granma chinese accent* WHERE YOU GO IN A CARRAGE?!

Yoshiyuki: you comin' ma?

Takara: *clears throat* okay....

*at the carrage*

*k-on music plays

Yoshiyuki: *jamming*

Takara: *nosebleed*

Yoshiyuki: hey mom

Takara: wat. *tissue on nose*

Yoshiyuki: where's the doctor Yagen's clinic again?

Takara: dude idk. *eyes widen*

Yoshiyuki: oh ok   

Takara: why the doctors tho? like i'm totally right over here

Yoshiyuki: okaaaaaay? I'm just gonna check what blood type i am.

Takara: really? *imagines bloody scenario*

Yoshiyuki: it's kinda for my work--

Takara: it's kinda gay...

Yoshiyuki: -_-

Takara: hey son! How's school?

Yoshiyuki: ahh.... not good, mom. I get bullied at school.. 

Takara: i dont give a fuck. I wanns know your grades.

Yoshiyuki: oh uh... i got an A+ in Maths

Takara: okay....SEVEN x SEVEN!! !!!

Yoshiyuki: 49!!!!

Takara: HMM...WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 2!!?

Yoshiyuki: that is a forbidden number in geometry for it cannot be solved.

Takara: hmm... good. A normal idiot would try solving that 

Yoshiyuki: i got an A+ in science

Takara: okay....you make the drug. *sniffs vanilla*

Yoshiyuki: ・_・' uuuhh.. a+ in history too 

Takara: WHO IS YOUR GRANDFATHER
Yoshiyuki: Kisaragi Kishimoto!!

Takara: GREAT GRANDFATHER

Yoshiyuki: Yuuki Harutomo!!

Takara: hmm... very good...

Yoshiyuki: a+ in physics

Takara: thats ok.. YOU COULD'VE DONE BETTER!!

Yoshiyuki: (;_;)

Takara: what about your English?

Yoshiyuki: *sweats* uhh..

Takara: what.about.your.english.

Yoshiyuki: my English?

Takara: WHAT.ABOUT.YOUR.ENGLISH.

Yoshiyuki: i-i-i-i g-got a-a...

Takara: *angry screaming* WHAT.ABOUT.YOUR.ENGLISH.

Yoshiyuki: i got a.... b+.. *facepalm*

Takara: B-B-B-B-B-B- B+!!? ［°□°]

Otegine: *girly screaming* B+!!?

Takara: B+ AGAIN!!? that's it. No more chances. YOU DIE

Yoshiyuki: *panics* wha-why?

Takara: you die ok you die. When we get home, imma get mah butcher knife, chop a branch, chop a stick from a tree VERY LONG ONE. AND ILL HAVE TO WHIP YOU!! ILL HAVE TO WHIP YOU!!!

Yoshiyuki: ((actually i could be a masochist ryt now since Takara is too hot. That'll be too sexy. But then, she my mom.)) *cries* no!! Sorry!! I'm sorry mom!!

Takara: sorry is not an excuse!! You listen ok? Listen!!

Yoshiyuki: *sob*

Takara: A stands for a job, a lawyer, a doctor, an engineer, an architect, a professor, a scientist, a dentist!! YOU GET A GOOD JOB!!

Yoshiyuki: that means A can stand for a garbage man...

Takara: wha-- GARBAGE MAN!? *shoves his head against the wheel*

Yoshiyuki: ;A; yada!!

Takara: DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF?! GARBAGE MAN!!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! GARBAGE MAN STARTS WITH A G!! no wonder you failed your English, you can't even spell garbage man!! Just get out of the carrage! We're already at Dr. Yagen's...just get OUT!!

Yoshiyuki: *exits carrage*

*30 minutes later

Yoshiyuki: *returns*

Takara: so how was it? Is it done?

Yoshiyuki: yea i'm good.

Takara: so tell me what blood type are you?

Yoshiyuki: i'm b positive

Takara: b positive...B +!!? B+ AGAIN!!? wait... i'm a b+ ;w;

Yoshiyuki: B+ AGAIN!!?

Takara: you shut it. Don't tell your father i scolded you

-end