*at the wrong side of the battlefield

Kbc: *sneaky ssneaky*

Jiji: *sleeing*

Kbc: *pushes him*

Jiji: *wakes and runs in circles laying on the ground*

Kbc: THATS CALLED SWORD TIPPING!! *gay kid laugh* Hauh hauh haugh!!

*from a distance

Kogi: *angry*

Shishiou: *cowboy accent* aaaaaye its otais!! Lol i mean, Kogi!!

Kogi: im not freaking otis.

Tonbo: whaddya planning Otis i mean Kogi

-after a time explaining

Kogi: we seek revenge.

*at a citadel of someone else

Takara: y'know what? Urgh!! I hate everyone!! *painting*

Otegine: *drinking sake* *regrets life*

Kogi and others: *sneaky sneaky*

Takara: Gine-kun!! Did you see that!?! I saw a SWORD!! Its walking!! Its its sneaking in like a ghost!!

Otegine: duh....*super exhausted* theres like a freaking citadel outside...

Takara: y u no believe me?!?!?!

-after that...

Kogi steals Otegine's car. Aka. Military designed uhhh lamborghini cause i luv him

They like had a joy ride to have revenge on kbc for cow tipping Jiji

And they dont even know.

Lol cause Takara likes motors better.

At the kbc's house

Lbc: *sleeps*

Kogi and others: *pushes kbc off his bed*

Kbc: *embarassingly runs in circles while laying on the floor*

Kogi: *derp face* THATS CALLED KBC TIPPING!! *derp laugh* HAAH HAH HAAAAAAGH!!!

Kbc: *gay screaming*

Other kbcs: *goes to gay kbc's room*

Kbc: *still screaming tho*

Kogi and other: *rushingly and successfully escapes*

Other kbc: *inside gay kbc room*
Nothings here.

Kbc: *super traumatized*

Kogi: boy you see the look at his face!!

Shishiou: he gay alright! You da man Otais!

Doudanuki: i got somethin

Shishiou: o yea

Them: super noisy at le moment

Doudanuki: *holds out sake*

Tonbo: o yea he bring the stuff

Doudanuki: its right here! Its right here!! Its right here!!

Them: *drinking lots*

Shishiou: *drunk driving omg*

Kogi: *twerks outside the car's window*

Doudanuki: THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO AIZEN GARD!! *drinks sake outside the window*

Shishiou: WHY CANT YOU HOLD ME IN THE STREETS WHY CANT I KISS YOU ON THE DANCE FLOOR!! I WISH THAT WE COULD BE LIKE THAT WHY CANT WE BE LIKE THAT CAUSE IM YOOOOOOOUUUURS!!!!

Kogi: we're unstoppable!!

-Shinsengumi police car-

Shishiou: wtf was that!?

Doudanuki: the cops!?!?!

Tonbo: im not ready!! Im still 15!!!

Kogi: DRIVE FASTER SHISHIOU!??!!!!!!

Shishiou: OKASAAAAAAAAN !!! OKAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

Kogi: why are we even scared!?! Its just a car!!

Shinsengumi helicopter tho

Shishiou: ITS A CHOPPER OTAIS!!

Kogi: stop calling me otais!!

Meanwhile...

Tv: theres a group of teenagers that borrowed their mom's car for a joy ride

Takara: what?

Otegine: thats... thats my car!!

Takara: glad they didnt took my ducatti tho.

Otegine: its also urs tho

Takara: im callin 911 *calls 911*

Konnosuke: hello?

Takara: hello, uh theres a big trouble! My car is on tv and i think some swords stole it!! Please he--

Konnosuke: *hangs up*

Takara: dont think i wont call again!

-end