(No One's POV)

(Current Background Music:)

https://youtu.be/79iAe0TK_EQ

Pitch Black. That was all one boy could see. He didn't know what was going on, nor why was he even here for. Hell, he doesn't even know if he died or not. This was all confusing to him. After all, the thing he remembers before was just doing and continuing chapters for Wattpad fanfics.. Yup, this boy is a fanfic writer. Mainly he does some Multiversal shenanigans with Kaiju and dinosaurs.. but it's nice to try something different isn't it?..

Thus, the boy slowly opens his eyes, seeing nothing but the darkness. However, unbeknownst to him, is that he lacks a proper body. For now, he is nothing but a red orb of light. Fortunately, he can levitate around, and begins to hover through the endless void just for a bit.

(My POV)

...The fuck? How did making stuff for fanfics lead to this?

Well, here I am. Supposedly stuck in a pitch black void, and that my "body" is just a red orb.. Not sure if it sucks, but I think it does. Good news is.. I Can move. Levitating through an endless nothing, I just explore for a bit. Well, this will get boring. Well, can't do anything, I gue-

"A NEW GOD AWAKENS. THE CONTROL OF ANYTHING HAS BEEN GRANTED FOR YOU. NOW, MOLD YOUR VESSEL WITH YOUR MERE THOUGHTS, AND THEN CHOOSE A WORLD OF YOUR LIKING."

Someone said loudly as a large, red X appeared on the "sky" of this void... and holy shit this is not the Isekai I was expecting. However, I was more intrigued that apparently.. I'm supposed to be a god? That's some Sonic.EXE-type shi-

"IT IS INDEED. YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE ONE OF US. MY APOLOGIES IF I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT..."

So I'm gonna become a literal EXE? Damn, I know Kaiju and Dinosaurs are my Number 1, but this is also.. very exciting. In that case.. time to begin my new body, one that I will mold myself.. This shall be great. That should be enough inner thoughts.. now it's time for ideas.

Beginning to think and remember, I soon thought of having darkened quill tips like No More Innocence, and soon enough, I thought of also having some attributes 2023 Sonic.EXE and Lord X. However, while I could just be your average regular EXE made by someone on Twitter, something soon lingered in my mind.. Touhou. Yeah, the game of women shooting bullets at each other. I should have played at least one of the games...

..No matter, because since that being, which I think is literally Lord X, said that I can choose any world, so of course, I've decided to have a human body, but with all the features I have chosen. In other words, I would be kinda a human/EXE hybrid... that's funny.

Once I had those main ideas.. I saw it happen and felt it happen. I could see my new body being formed and molded. Seeing the muscle and insides would be yucky for me, but apparently I'm not disgusted. I mean, EXE's are obviously just straight up malicious and kill and torture people, so I guess by being one, I'm not that affected by it.

Suddenly, I felt some sort of red light surround my body before it faded away, revealing my brand new body. Hmm... the more I think about it.. I do want a name name. How about.. Xanth. Yes, Xanth..

Me: "...This feels GOOD!.."

My voice sounds quite bitcrushed compared to my previous one. This surge of absolute power coursing through my probably non-existing veins... it's great. From all the things I could expect.. getting this unmatched power was not one of them.

IT'S GREAT IT'S GREAT IT'S GREAT IT'S GREAT IT'S GREAT IT'S GREAT IT'S GREAT IT'S GREAT IT'S GREAT IT'S GREAT IT'S GREAT IT'S GREAT!!

I couldn't stop repeating it as my mouth opened at an impossible wideness, revealing no teeth, even if I actually had them. I couldn't contain myself.. this is something no ordinary being can achieve, lest a fanfic author..

This Energy.. sure is something else. However, as I couldn't stop from repeatedly doing my crazy laughing, I remembered.. Do I have to wait to create a portal or-

"YES, YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN PORTALS. WITH THAT, YOU CAN GO TO GENSOKYO."

Thanks, probably Lord X! With a plan to summon a portal, I curl my hand into a fist, before suddenly acting like if I was throwing something. Suprisingly, it worked, forming a Red Ring with the portal incased in it, revealing the trees of Gensokyo.

Me: "It worked, on the first try!.. Now, Sweet Land of Illusions, here I come!"

With that said, I finally do it. I soon walk into the portal, finally marking my arrival to Gensokyo..

A Suprisingly Nice Guy or literally Hell on Earth? I'll choose what I want! After all, I don't really have to choose a side. Being a Wild Card is already good enough!..

Anyways... Turn that ending music on!

https://youtu.be/7fzMxxyklTw