Me: *up late on phone*

Mom: what are you doing?!

Me: just, um, setting an alarm?

Mom: i raised you better than to tell lies! I know what ur really doing.

Me: you do?

Mom: yes! Your obviously texting your boyfriend!

Me: -_- I don't have a boyfriend

Mom: yeah right! *calls my dad*
HEY YOUR DAUGHTER HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!

Dad (over phone): WHAT??

Me: No I-

Mom: *post on Facebook and screams* my daughter has a boyfriend!

Me: *facepalm* NO I DON'T

*Looks at TV*

Mom: *is randomly on on the news and grabs microphone* MY DAUGHTER HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!

Me: I'm so done *jumps out of window*