Mom: clean your room!!

Me: *on phone* okay! *continues to play on phone*

Mom: did you clean your room?

Me: *lies* uh, yeah, totally.

Mom: okay well it better be- *walks to your room*

Me: *eyes widen* I'm screwed

Mom: WHAT THE LIVING CHEESE?! I thought I told you to clean your room!

Me:...

Mom: come clean your room now!

Me: okay coming! *flies into the sun*