Random Headcanon #5

Anakin carries bottles of sriracha sauce literally everywhere he goes. His starfighter? Yep. His cloak? Absolutely. Storage room in the Resolute? Of course. He has so many hiding places for his sriracha sauce stash that Obi Wan literally has to sort of pat him down before going on missions to make sure he doesn't have a million bottles of it. He has been known to literally take shots of sriracha before missions on occasion. The sauce does come in handy on missions, though. The amount of times he's saved Obi Wan's life by melting sriracha bottles onto droids has gotten a little ridiculous. There was that incident where Anakin carried a water gun filled with sriracha onto the battlefield and some got up Obi Wan's nose, though. Anakin was grounded for a month afterwards (he was still a padawan). Of course, Ahsoka somehow found out about Anakin's stash and made off with about twenty bottles of it. He found them under Ahsoka's bunk about a week later. Her defense was that she was having cravings for spicy food, which was a lie. She was planning a giant prank with Rex involving laundry soap and water guns, which Anakin found out about through... questionable means. Okay, fine. He found a stash of water guns and more tide pods than frankly anyone should be in possession of. He also found like eighty nerf guns and a couple very large bags of sodium alginate and calcium lactate, after which he brought in like twenty puppies and interrogated Rex and Ahsoka while they were playing with the aforementioned puppies. Obi Wan was in on this too.


I have absolutely no idea where this came from. I guess you can blame my chronic exhaustion.

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