If Obi-Wan performed Anakin and Padme's wedding ceremony he would do it in the middle of a battle and go full Hector Barbossa and he would be yeeting glitter and lightsabers at his foes and looking great while doing it as he was performing the ceremony. Anakin and Padme would be full on Will and Elizabeth and they would be trying to kiss all the time as they're deflecting and exchanging blaster fire with the enemy. Obi-wan would finally just have to be like OH MY GOSH JUST KISS YOU TWO! And then Anakin and Padme would start making out and he'd be like GET A GOSHDANG ROOM and they would be like the same could go for you with regards to Satine! Then they would go back to fighting whatever battle they were in.

I have no idea where I got this from.