You were in a dying state and you see some girls surrounding you. 

???: Hmm, he looks to be alive still.

The one with the sweater goes over to your face and you blink slowly.

???: Yes he's still alive...barley, but still alive.

The red girl was going to the other side of your face.

???: You remember your name dear?.

Y/n:...Y-Y/n.

???: That's a nice name.

???: You say he's still alive.

???: Yes mam, but he's not well.

???: Well maybe I'll just shoot him to end this quickly-

???: That won't be necessary, he can be recovered in no time.

???: Well someone stay with him so he won't get away.

???: I don't think that's going to happen, he looks really hurt.

The green one puts her hand on your forehead

???: You seem to be in a lot of pain.

You slowly nod.

???: Do you know what happened?.

You slowly nod again.

???: I don't think he can tell us yet he's in a weak state.

???: Okay...sweetie, can we hear us?.

You slowly nod.

Eloisa: Good. I'm Eloisa, the blue one, and the green one to your right is Maddison.

Maddison: Hey handsome.

You look at the green alien and smile.

Cassidy: I'm Cassidy Phenix, but can call me Cass. Or Phenix. Whatever you prefer.

Eloisa: Okay Y/n, now the three of us are going to fix you up and get you back to your best shape, but we'll need something in return.

Eloisa whispers something into your ear and you nod.

Eloisa: Okay great, he accepted it.

Y/n(confessional):...what it's not like you get the chance to marry three hot aliens everyday, plus they seem nice I mean they are willing to nurse me back to health.

Meanwhile.

Chris: Okay everyone hears the plan, we somehow get a spaceship to go after the aliens, rescues Y/n and never come back to Area 51 again.

Duncan: We don't we just let him die.

Brick: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, THATS A HUMAN BEING.

Duncan: So, he's a loser, a total whimp, you think anyone besides the girls will miss him.

Owen, Jacques, Geoff, Mike and DJ all raise their hands.

Duncan: You all are joking right?.

Jacques: After what you've put him through, he deserves to win the whole season.

Owen: He's actually really nice.

Geoff: Way better than you dude.

Duncan: You are all really sticking up for that guy-

Brick gives Duncan a right hook making him go down.

Chris: Thank you...now how are we going to get him back?.

Meanwhile...

Y/n: Ah, do you have to put so much pressure on it.

Cassidy: I'm trying my best not to harm you, honey.

Maddison comes up to you holding what looks like a plushie.

Maddison: Hey darling, this is support he always gives me comfort at night. 

You take support who smiles and waves at you.

Y/n: Hey there support.

Support goes over to a jar and pulls out a cookie handing it to you.

Y/n: Thanks.

Cassidy:...and done.

You feel your arm and you are able to move it again.

Y/n: Okay but that's just my what about the rest of me?.

Eloisa: Oh don't worry, there's a quick and easy solution for that...now hold still.

you let out a huge scream. 

Meanwhile.

The whole army has just shown up to the base.

Solder: What's the problem.

Chris: Oh thank goodness you are here!. One of my contestants has been abducted!.

Solder: Wait aren't you Chris McLean?.

Chris smiles.

Chris: Yes sir, would you like an autograph or a picture?.

Solder: You are not allowed to even be here.

Everyone looks over to a photo of Chris that said in big letters. "DO NOT LET THIS MAN IN, DANGER WILL STRIKE IF YOU DO!."

Chris: Yes, that's why I made these brave campers jump out of a plane.

Jacques: Without parachutes.

Bridgette: And made us land on a matress.

Lindsay: I think there were bugs on it.

The army man glares at the host who sweats.

Chris: Let's focus on Y/n, poor kid must be in pain with what they are doing to him.

Y/n: Oh god!.

Maddison: You are doing great, just a little faster.

Y/n: I can't do it any longer.

Maddison: Yes you can, believe in yourself!.

Cassidy: Guys it's been done for five minutes now.

You and Maddison look at eachother.

Maddison: Sorry.

Y/n: No worries Maddie.

Maddison: Maddie?.

You smile a bit as the green alien kisses you on the lips and you look into a mirror.

Y/n:...Huh, well it looks like nothing even happened.

Cassidy: So now we'll just beam you down and come with you.

Y/n: I'm sure Chris won't mind a few aliens and a plushie.

Meanwhile...

the whole army was here surrounding the spaceship as it floated down and dropped off you, support, and the aliens.

Guard: FREEZE DON'T MOVE!.

Y/n: It's alright, they are cool.

Harley: Y/N!.

Y/n: Oh no.

Harley gives you a football tackle and starts hugging you.

Harley: Jesus christ you had me scared half to death, I won't ever let you out of my sight ever!.

Y/n: I missed you too Harls.

Harley:...Wait...the hell is this?.

Harley sees three rings on your finger.

Y/n: Oh yeah I'm married now.

Girls: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?.

Y/n: Yeah I married the wonderful aliens who nursed me back to health after some two-bit green-haired asshole tried to murder me.

Duncan: Damn he's still alive!.

Brick tackles Duncan and the two of them brawl off camera.

Chris:...Y/n, step away from the aliens.

Y/n: Why can't they come with us.

Chris: Are you insane!.

Y/n: I have papers right here that proves they are harmless.

A guard takes the paper and looks it over.

Guard: Checks out to meet, what's this plushie?.

Y/n: This is support...hey where is he?.

Everyone looks around for Support.

Duncan: I'll murder you G.I.Jok-AH!.

Support was biting into Duncan's leg.

Duncan: GET THIS DAMN THING OFF ME!.

Chris:...well if the papers say they are safe, they can come with us.

Gwen: Are you serious!?.

Chris: Look I got a meeting with the producers if I can even show this as an episode, so hurry up and get in the plane.

Heather: But-

Chris: Don't care.

Courtney: But-

Chris: Don't care.

Harley: But-

Chris: I don't care, now hurry up and get into the plane.

The plane was now flying back to the island and you were hanging out in first class.

Y/n: You know, I can get used to this.

Maddison was kissing you on the cheek while Eloisa was massaging your shoulders and Cassidy was handing you a drink.

Duncan: AH MY LEG!. WHO LET THE DAMN PLUSHIE BACK HERE!.

Y/n: Guilty.

The girls all giggle and so do some of the guys.

Duncan: NOT FUNNY! OW! GO BITE SOMETHING ELSE!.