(Sitting in first class and then we land in newf land)

(We all get thrown off into the water)

Chris: your first part of the challenge swim over to the team's boat swim over to your boats and start paddling

Courtney: ok Amazons if we swim in a v formation like geese we will be faster

Heather: fine any objections

Me: and I'm not going to listen to Courtney

Heather: lets go people

(10 minutes later)

Courtney: I'll take the point

Me: no I'm taking the point, I'm a better leader

Courtney: look I'm a very experienced swimmer, I was a row captain, a coach mino, I am a CIT

Me: more like a B-I-T-C-H Bitch

(I get in the front)

Chris: hi there contestants, ready to row row row your boats, the first 2 teams to get to the shore, we compete in the final challenge, ready set go

Heather: (we start paddling)

(But our team lost)

Me: God dang it