Me: man I can't believe i was slapped alot

(We Land in the amazon)

Chris: welcome to Peru birth place of the mighty amazon River, today's challenge is called am ah zon race, teams must hike along in agent trail through the jungle and all the way to machu picchu, hidden some where is a golden treasure awaits you, find the treasure to win first class passage to our next destination last team to arrive there will have to send some home and be warned there are many insects

(After that boring introduction)

Me: how far is it to machu picchu

Chris: is a hop skip and a jump from here plus 18 hours

Everyone: *groans*

Chris: the jungle is to risky to travel at night, so teams will have to break dusk and camp along the trail until sunrise, each team will have a walkie talkie in case of an emergency

(We arrive at a for they didn't which way to go)

Me: I say left

Gwen: no right

(So we go right but my foot was stuck)

Me: my foot its stuck

Cody: we should go help him

Me: just go, I'll catch up later

(They go one without me)

(30 minutes I was freed)

Me: ok I have a walkie talkie in case if I get hurt

(I see the mighty Amazon River)

Me: cool I found the mighty Amazon River

(But I saw something moving)

Me: woah that thing in the river is moving

(I saw something come from under the river)

(It was a black caiman aka the largest alligator in the amazon)

Me: (slowly back away)

(It comes towards me)

Me: (pull up my walkie talkie) Chris come in Chris this is Nathan

Chris: this is for emergencies only

Me: this is an emergency I'm about to get attacked by a black caiman

(It bit my arm really hard)

Me: (screams loud)

Chris: chef this is serious

(Later I was took back in the plane so I can heel)

(Also my team lost the challenge)

Me: (walks to the elimination ceremony)

Heather: where have you been I was so worried

Courtney: and what happened to you

Me: I was seeing if I could find you all but I found the mighty amazon river and got attacked by a black caiman

Chris: alright amazons ready to see you all voted for, what do you think Cody you give that a big fat thumbs up

Cody: (angry)

Chris: let's see who you all voted for just for fun

(Tv shows us who we voted for)

Gwen: (stamps heathers face on passport) I vote for Heather and Chris there's 10 dollars in it if you forget to give her a parachute

(Next)

Courtney: good bye Heather (stamps passport with heathers face on it) hm wow feels to be true

(Next)

Heather: I vote Gwen (stamps passport with Gwen's on it)

(Next)

Sierra: (stamps passport with Heather's face on it) I vote for Heather, i used to say that in my bathroom mirror all the time and now here I am doing it, this is so awesome

(Next)

Me: (stamps passport with Courtney's face on it) I vote Courtney and also Courtney I'm going to get my lawyers to sue you because you are a B-I-T-C-H bitch

(Next)

Cody: I (stamps the passport with sierra's face on it) vote for Sierra, she's like the stalker girlfriend I always thought i wanted until I got one

(It ends)

Chris: there all done, I gets this would be a good time to watch Heather fall out of the plane you know, if this was really an elimation round but it's not (blows noisemaker) surprise

Everyone but me: *gasp*

(Confessional)

Heather: now they fear me and so they should I will make them all pay for what they tried did to me, then I'll crush Alejandro for dessert also make Nathan to be with me

(End of confessional)

(I went to sleep in economy class)