Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama World Tour! Last time 15 brand new cast members were introduced to the world of reality tv. Friendships, rivalry, and maybe even love sprouted. Now it's time for more action packed tv here! On Total! Drama! World Tour!!

(Cue the theme song)

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama World Tour. We are here in the scorching hot desert of Egypt ready to split the 15 teens into 3 teams of 5. Ok, the first team will consist of:

Avery!
Brianna!
Cameron!
Cindy!
Phoebe!

Chris: You 5 will be known as Team Amazon!!

*Confessional* (Team Amazon)

Cameron: So I'm on a team with 4 other girls. Great..... this is just brilliant.

(Confessional End)

Chris: The next team will be:

Chris!
Lara!
Lauren!
Mallory!
Steven!!

Chris: You 5 are the luckiest team known as Team Chris Is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot!!

Mallory: Wow Chris such a great team name. *rolls eyes*

Chris: If you roll your eyes over my fabulous team names ever again you will be kicked off the show!!

Mallory: Whatever.

Chris: Anyway! Final team consists of:

Amaya!
Giselle!
Isiah!
Lois!
Nick!

Chris: You 5 are now known as Team Victory!! Now since you all seem miserable about your teams I might as well make your moods worse!

*song bell rings*

Everyone: *moaning*

Chris: Oh yeah I should mention the scarabs in this jar I'm about to knock over! Let's hear the song!!

Lovin' Time
*musical intro*

Cameron: No need to get crazy, it's loving time at last!!

Cameron, Isaiah, Chris, Steven, Nick: You don't want to eat us up!

Steven: We're mostly full of gas! Noo! No!

Mallory, Giselle, Amaya: It's mating time for scarabs!

Lois: So whatcha waiting on!!??

Lauren: Just ignore us humans!

All: And make out till the break of dawn!!

Cameron, Isaiah, Chris, Steven, Nick: It's lovin time!!

Mallory, Giselle, Amaya: Lovin time lovin timeee!!

Cameron: Scarab mating season!

Cameron, Isaiah, Chris, Steven, Nick: It's lovin time!!

Mallory, Giselle, Amaya: Lovin time lovin timeee!!!

Cameron: Scarabs get busy now.

Chris: It's loving time!!

Mallory, Giselle, Amaya: Lovin time lovin timeee!!!

All: Scarab mating season!!

Nick: It's loving time!!!

Mallory, Giselle, Amaya: Lovin time lovin timeee!!!

All: Scarab mating season!!!

Steven: Seasonal eh? What! No wait!
(*Song End*)

Everyone: AHHHHH!!!!

Cameron: Everyone run!!!!

Brianna: Come on everyone!!!!

Avery: RUN!!!!

(Team Amazon)

Cameron: Ok guys- er girls if we want to win we have to work together! Who's with me?

Girls: Yeah!!!

Avery: So where do we go now?

Brianna: Um....

Cindy: Well where are we going?

Phoebe: Well we are east of the Pyramid of Giza so the Nile river should be to the east of here.

Cindy: Well let's hurry up!!

Steven: Hey Amazons!! Enjoy last place!!

*Confessional* (Team Amazon)
Avery: I'm starting to regret being on this show.....

*static*

Cameron: Uh oh, lets get a move on before they catch up to us

Team Victory

Giselle: Hey guys I think we are winning!!

*cheering*

Amaya: That doesn't mean we can stop to talk!!

Nick: Amaya's right!! We have to hurry!!

Isiah: Alright guys let's hurry the fuck up or we're going to lose!!

Lois: Wow captain obvious thanks for the help.

Isiah: Jeez I'm sorry.

Lois: Right....

Isiah: I hate you.

Lois: Hate you too.

Amaya: Hey lovebirds!! Hate to break it to you two, but if you keep this up we'll lose!!!

Lois & Isiah: SHUT UP!!

Nick: Guys, 1 can we just hurry up?

Giselle: Yeah we have to focus guys!!

Lois: Whatever let's just hurry up.

*Confessional* (Team Victory)

Isiah: I hate this show.

*static*

Team Chris Is Really x4 Hot

Steven: Hey guys we made it to the Nile!!!

Chris: Hey world travelers!!! Your next challenge is to build a boat out of river reed!! Then you must sail it across the river to win the challenge!!

Lara: Anyone good at basket reeding?

Lauren: Nope and I don't care either.

Mallory: Wow you're real helpful.

Chris: Let's just get the challenge done guys!!

Lara: Good idea. I can weave a boat, but you all have to help too.

Lauren: I don't really want to help, but I guess I will.

Steven: Come on guys the other teams are catching up!!

Lara: Ok! Steven you and Lauren will go over there to work and Chris and Mallory will work here. I'll gather some reed.

*Confessional* (Team Chris)

Steven: If we lose this challenge, I'm thinking of voting of Lauren. She's way too unmotivated.

*static*

Team Victory

Amaya: We finally caught up to everyone!!

Giselle: Took long enough.

Lois: Let's start weaving.

Team Amazon

Brianna: FINALLY!!!!

Cindy: That took forever!!!

Phoebe: Anyone good at weaving?

Cameron: I am.

Avery: Ok Cameron and Phoebe can weave the boat fast enough for us to win.

Cameron: Alright Phoebe let's get working on the boat.

Phoebe: Ok I'll get some reed.

Chris M: All the teams are here, and it's neck and neck as the teams battle it out for the win!!!

Team Chris

Lara: Finally finished!!! Let's get rowing!!

Team Victory

Giselle: Ok guys time to get rowing!!!!

Team Amazon

Phoebe: We're done!!! Let's get rowing!!!

Avery: We better hurry or we'll lose!!!

Chris M: Not so fast!! Since you all never finished the song earlier....

*song bell*

Lois: OH COME ON!!!!!

Rowin Time

Rowin Time
*musical intro*

Cameron: Mhm mhmm. Crocodile amigos! Watcha swarming for?

Avery: We don't mean to bug you!

Brianna: Please let us reach the shore!

Giselle: These crocs are getting killy!

Nick: Just bop them on the nose! I learned that in Muskrat boys, it vanquishes all foes!

Cameron: It's rowin time!!

Giselle, Mallory, Amaya: Vanquishing, vanquishing!! Crocodile season!!

Isiah: It's rowin time!

Nick, Giselle, Lois, Amaya: Crocodiles, crocodiles!!!

Isiah: Tell me I'm not sinking!!

Chris: Yeah it's rowin time!!

Giselle, Mallory, Amaya: Sinkin in, sinkin in!!!

All: Crocodile season!!

Cameron: It's rowing time!!!!

Team Amazon: Rowin time, rowin time!!!

Brianna: Till the Amazzzooonnsssss..

Team Amazon: Wiiiinnnn!!!!!!! Yeah!

Chris M: The winners are Team Amazon!!! In 2nd place is Team Victory!!! And the big losers are Team Super Hot Me. Well everyone back to the plane for the first elimination ceremony.

*on the plane*

Team Chris Elimination

Chris M: Well team me it's time to vote someone off! The voting room is upstairs in the confessional room.

Voting

Chris: I vote Lauren.
*static*

Lara: I vote Steven.
*static*

Lauren: Steven.
*static*

Mallory: Lauren.
*static*

Steven: Lauren.
*static*

Elimination

Chris M: You have all cast your votes and made your decisions. When I call your name that means you're safe. For this season the symbol of safety is a barf bag full of airline peanuts. Anyway when I call your name come get a barf bag.

Chris!

Lara!

Mallory!

Chris M: Steven and Lauren. One of you will be going home today. And the final barf bag goes to.....

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..Steven.

Chris M: Lauren can't say I'm surprised. You refused to help your team and you were lazy. Well Lauren it's time for you to take the flight of shame. You have 5 seconds to strap on your parachute.

Lauren: Chris I hope you know that's not even possible.

Chris M: 5..4..321 goodbye!!

*pushes Lauren out door*

Chris M: 14 world travelers remain. Who will go next time on Total! Drama! Woooorrrlldd Toouuurrr!!!!