Chris M: Previously on Total Drama, the teams ran a brutal race through the egyptian desert all the way to the beautiful Nile River. Showing style in the Nile, Team Amazon won the egyptian challenge, and Team Chris is Really x4 Hot said farewell to Lauren via: The DROP, OF SHAME!!! 14 contestants remain, what do I have in store for the contestants this time, and what unexpected new twist do I have in store for the contestamts. Find out right now on TOTAL, DRAMA, WOOORRLLD TOOOOURRRR!!!

*Cue the theme song*
(In loser class)

Mallory: Man, econocy class sucks so much

Lara: You could say that again

*Steven then punches the wall, but something falls on top of him, knocking him onto the ground*

Steven: OOOWWW, we've got to win the next challenge now that we're down a member

(Confessional) *Team Chris*
Steven: Now that Lauren is out of the game, our team could be able to get through this game and make it through to the merge
*Static*

*Team Victory*

Amaya: Well, we may have come in second, but at least we didnt have to vote anyone off

Isiah: Yeah, lets just hope that nothing happens while we are still in the air

*But once Isiah said that, a huge hole started to form in the plane*

Isiah: THIS ONE FOR EXAMPLE!!

*As everyone screams, Nick and Chris almost get sucked out of the plane, but Isiah and Steven grabbed their hands and pulled them away from the broken hole as Giselle pushed a box to cover the hole*

Nick: Ugh where's Cameron when you need him the most

Isiah: He's probably enjoying the luxary of first class

*Confessionals* (Team Amazon)
Cameron: Dont get me wrong, I enjoy the luxary of first class, but being with all girls is startin to drive me crazy, I just need to hang out with the guys
*static*

(Common Area)

Isiah: I thought Cameron said he was gonna meet us here, but where is he at

Steven: You think he got held up with the girls

Cameron: Nope, I was hidin out in the confessional, Those girls I tell u, anyways, take the bag

*Cameron throws Steven the bag filled with goodies from first class*

Isiah: Whoa, how did u snag all this

Cameron: It was easy, the girls was knocked out, now let me get back there before they try and search for me, see you guys later

Isiah/Steven: See ya Cam

*In First Class*

Cindy: I happen to like winning and being in first class, which makes me an ideal leader

Phoebe: If our team needed one, which we done because we're WINNING!!!

Cindy: And I have plans to keep it that way, so think of me as leader

Avery: You're like.. not the only person on the team Cindy, there's my friends Brianna and Cameron

Brianna/Cameron: Dont say my name, leave me out of this

Chris M: ATTENTION WORLD TRAVELERS, ITS TIME TO MEET UP IN THE COMMON AREA FOR DEPARTURE, AND I MEAN EVERYONE!!!!

(Common Area)

Chris M: Welcome all, today's challenge..

Steven: Is it a reward or elimination challenge

Chris M: Good question, and like im gonna tell u, anyways, our next exciting destination is... JAPAN!!!

*Chef then breaks down the door*

Nick: Wow, u do know thats a chinese outfit right

Chris M: Dont care

Nick: But its a....

Chris M: NOT CARING!!!

Nick: Idiots..

Chris M: Chef if you please?

*cuts the door open*

Everyone: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*song bell rings*

Cindy: Seriously? I mean seriously!!!

Chris M: SING, AND I MIGHT THINK ABOUT SAVING YOUR MUSICAL BUTTOCKS, MAYBE YOU'LL TRY HARDER THIS TIME!!!

*Before We Die*

Giselle: We're singing as we're falling!!!

Mallory: Well some are cannonballing!!

Amaya: Yeah!!

Cameron: Our lives begin to flash before are eeyyeesss!!!

Chris & Nick: We might just go kablooey!!

Steven & Isiah: Get smushed and become chewy!!

All: Cept there's tons we wanna do before we diiiieeee!!!!

Giselle: Billionairess!!

Nick: Billiards champion!!

Lara: Make it home to see my mother!!

Amaya: Marry a celeb!!

Avery: Catch a barrel!!

Brianna: Be an actress in a drama!!

Phoebe: Corporate lawyer!!

Cindy: Prom destroyer!!!

Chris: Be a ninja with throwing stars!!

Cameron: Lion tamer!!

Isiah: New sport namer!!!

Steven: Manage a big corporation!!!

Cindy: But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping!

Amaya: Before we smash into the ground from the skkkyyy!!!!

Isiah: Flat into little pieces!

Steven: Heads merged with our feetses!!

Avery: That would really suck and here's whhhyyy!!!!

Brianna: We'd like to keep on living!

Cameron: So Chris we hope you're giving!

Lara: Some wings!

Giselle: A jet pack!

Cindy: A rift in time!

Phoebe: Parachute?!

Isiah: Waterbed!

Chris: A trampoline!

Amaya: Springy shoes!!

Cameron: Rocket boots!

Brianna: Flying squirrel!

Mallory: Bubble bath!

Brianna: I change to bubbles, too!

Nick: Momma!

Isiah: Pizza! No! Chips and some dip will dooooooo!!!!!!

All: Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we diiieeee!!!!

Isiah:  YEAH!!!!!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*everyone falls into big bowl of rice*

Nick & Chris: Yay Japan!!!

Cindy: It's Japan's fault we almost DIED!!!

*Inside an unknown studio*

Chris M: Alright everyone settle down. Your first challenge is Super Mega Human Pinball Smash!!

Mallory: I love Japanese game shows!!

Brianna: Oh wow, me too!!! What's your favorite show

Mallory: Defiently Human Ichi My Car Go-Go!!! Where u throw a banana into a car window using....

Brianna: A giant shrimp fork

*A gong then bangs*

Chris M: SSSHHH!!!, now, one member from each team will climb into these gigantic hamster balls and will be launced into this giant pinball game, racking up pts for your team, the team with the highest total win

Mallory: Dosen't seem so hard

Chris M: Oh, and also, each persom will be given a panda as there accomplice throughout the course. Also, since the ratio fron girls to guys is 9:5, I've decided to bring in a new contestant, so everyone welcome KENNY!!!

*Chef then throws Kenny out to the teens*

Kenny: OOWWW!!, uncalled for... anyways, what team am I joining

Chris M: Lets see, since Team I am smoking Hot is down one, you can join there team

Kenny: Sounds good to me

*Kenny walks over to Team Chris*

Chris M: Alright teams, time to see who your ball guys, or gal are. Team Victory

*Team Victory*

Amaya: We choose Isiah

Isiah: Wait a minute, we do

Chris M: Coolio, INCOMING!!!

*Chris M throws a panda at Isiah, but he catches the pands, not trying to be harmed*

Chris M: Aww, Cute. Team Chris is Really x4 Hot

*Team Chris*

Mallory: No way am I doing it

Lara: Im allergic to panda dander

Steven: Wimps.. I'll do it then

Chris M: Ok, Steven's up for Team Chris, Team Amazon

*Team Amazon*

Avery: Phoebe's face can use some remodeling

Phoebe: Nice... hate to break it to you, but we're on the same team, so u might wanna flip the witch switch back to off

Cindy: Would you girls like some leadership, I'll be happy to decide...

Cameron: STOP BICKERING, I'LL DO IT!!!

Chris M: You might wanna bring a toothbrush Cameron, because this one is extra vicious

*Chris M throws the panda but Cameron catches it with one hand and holds up panda treats*

Cameron: No little panda, its bad attacking people

*The panda who was growling started to stop and climb on Cameron's head as he gave him a treat*

Isiah: Wait a minute... me, Steven, and Cameron are going against each other

Chris M: Fraid so

Steven: Aww man

*Inside the pinball machine as Chef launches Isiah, Steven, Cameron, and the pandas*

*Team Victory*

Isiah: IM STARTING TO REGRET MY DECISIONN!!!

*Team Chris*

Steven: Aw crud (Feels like he's gonna barf)

*Team Amazon*
Cameron: Ok now, just keep this ball like it is, and rush it

*Much nausea later*

Chris M: Team Chris

Steven: That, was, the worst, idea, EVER!!!!!

Chris M: Onto part two of today's challenge, making your own commercial, there's a new product hitting the japanese market: Chef's Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fishtales!!!

Avery: It looks and sounds disgusting

Chris M: ANYWAYS!!! Your supplies will be in the back room. The team with the best commercial wins first class passes to nextville

*Team Amazon*

Cameron: So ladies, what will our commercial be about

Phoebe: We have the fish in the fish tank that breaks out and plays basketball!!

Cindy: Whoa, hockey masks!! We toss candy into their mouths an-

Avery: NO! Flashing lights and fireworks!!! That'll dazzle the judges!

Phoebe: Basketball!!!

Cindy: Hockey Masks!!!

Avery: Fireworks!!

Cindy: Ok then, Im done here!!

Phoebe/Avery: Same here

*the 3 girls storm off leaving Brianna and Caneron*

Cameron: So... now what

Brianna: We make a commercial.. I guess

Cameron: This wont end well

*Team Chris*

Steven: How about we make a godzilla movie

Mallory: Yeah, and we could have it destroying a tokyo city and the rest of us launch the candy in its mouth

Team Chris: Okay!!!

*Team Victory*

Isiah: Can this challenge be over already

Nick: I got an idea, you guys are all villagers with no food, then I come on my horse and you guys beg for food. I then tell you about the fishtails and something pops on my sword and I die.

Lois: Um, what do u guys think

Giselle: I mean, its better than nothing

Amaya: I guess..

Isiah: Fine, whatever gets this done quicker!!

*After commercials are made*

Chris M: Alright teams, time to check your "masterpieces." Team me, me, me, your up first.

*after commercial*

Chris M: Not bad! Next up is Team Victory with “A Samurai's Lament.”

*after commercial*

Chris M: Um what? Ok then…. Anyway now for Team Amazon.

Avery: Well Chris we didn't really-

Cameron: Come up with an amazing commercial!!! Let's just call it “Huh?”

*after commercial*

Chris M: That was um…. interesting. Anyway did I forget to mention that the judge of these commercials is none other than Chef???

Confessional *Team Amazon*

Cameron: Great. Well now Team Chris will win because Chef just loves destruction.
*static*

Chef: Chris I think I have to go with Team Amazon.

Team Amazon: *cheering*

Chef: Something about exploding doughnuts made me pick Amazon.

Avery: That was awesome Cameron!! Thank god for you and Brianna!

Chris M: So Chef what team did the worst?

Chef: Definitely Team Victory with their sad donkey thing. You guys are the big losers!!

Chris M: Ok teams meet me back in the Jumbo Jet for elimination!!

*Victory Elimination*

Chris M: Well Team Victory. You really sucked today. Now let's see who get’s the boot!

*Voting*

Nick: I vote Lois. She's too mean.
*static*

Lois: I vote Nick. That was the worst idea ever.
*static*

Amaya: Nick.
*static*

Isiah: Nick.
*static*

Giselle: Isiah. He's too unmotivated.
*static*

Elimination

Chris M: When I call your name that means you're safe. Barf bags go to:

Giselle!

Amaya!

Isiah!

Chris M: Lois and Nick. Lois you're way too mean for everyone's sake. As for Nick the samurai idea was the worst. And the final barf bag goes to……

…

…

…

…

Lois.

Chris M: Nick it's time for you to go.

Nick: Damn. Well it was nice to meet you all! I'll be rooting for our team! Bye!!

*jumps out plane*

Chris M: 2 down! 1 extra! And 14 world travelers remaining here on Total! Drama! Woorrrld Tooouurr!!!