Chris M: Last time on Total Drama World Tour. Our teams took a trip to the German Alps otherwise known as Death Mountain. Here the teams had fun in the snow as well as sausage grinding! The teams then competed in the Slap Dance heard around the world. In the end Team Chris won, and thanks to Isiah’s planning it was Lois who went home. What girl does Isiah have his eyes on next? When will Giselle finally be jealous? Stay tuned for more Total! Drama! World Tour!

(Cue the theme song)

Economy Class

Giselle: Great….. we lost yet another team member. Which leaves us, and Team Chris down to 3 while Team Amazon hasn't had any eliminations, AND got another member!

Isiah: That's great. Just being in economy class with Team Amazon is intimidating.

Giselle: How are they intimidating? There's all fighting!

Cindy: WHO STOLE MY FOOD??

Avery: ME! I STOLE YOUR FOOD!!! IT WAS DELICIOUS!!

Cindy: HOW COULD YOU?

Phoebe: WHO CARES IF SHE STOLE YOUR FOOD? IT’S JUST FOOD!!

Cameron: YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE!!

Jay: WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!

*continues to fight*

Jay: Ok I'm done here.

Cameron: Yeah this is pretty stupid. I'm out.

Phoebe: Goodbye! You two can keep fighting.

Cindy: I'll happily fight her! *punches Avery, and she has swollen eye*

Avery: Owwwww. I need medical help!

Chef: Here's your Chris Brand Eyepatch.

Avery: Seriously?

First Class

Mallory: So where do you guys think we're going today?

Steven: Probably somewhere stupid.

Kenny: Yeah it’s not like we ever go anywhere interesting.

Chris M: Today we are going to the Amazon!

Economy Class

Cindy: Team Amazon, in the Amazon? That's got to be a good sign.

Brianna: What?!! You just cursed our team!!

Cindy: What did I do?

Phoebe: Don't you know that a team predicting luck for themselves, causes them to have bad luck?

Cindy: Oh. Well how bad can it be?

Chris M: All teams prepare for landing! You might want to hold on to something.

Everyone: LIKE WHAT!!

Chris M: Not my problem. Good luck! I'm kidding I hope you all die!

*everyone falls out of plane*

Chris M: Welcome teams, to Peru! Home of the Amazon River. Fully stocked with things that can kill you.

Steven: Oooh a hard challenge. I'm so scared.

Chris M: I was talking! Your first challenge is a treacherous hike through an ancient Peruvian trail, to Machu Picchu. Once you arrive there teams must find an ancient golden treasure. First team to find said treasure wins.

Avery: How long is it to Machu Picchu?

Chris M: I'll ask Siri! ‘How far is Machu Picchu from my current location?’

Phoebe: Good job “researching” for the challenge.

Chris M: Machu Picchu is 18 hours away. The forest is too dangerous to travel at night. All teams will get a walkie talkie, flashlight and two tents. You must camp out at night, and continue in the morning.

Phoebe: I have deadly allergies so….

Chris M: Yes the legal department made us supply you with an Epipen just in case. One more thing. The jungle is home to the very dangerous zing zings. The zing zings are a native tribe that have never encountered humans. If you do happen to run into some then don't move, and don't call for help. Death increases ratings.

Kenny: You just love to try to kill us don't you.

Chris M: Yes I do. Now begin the challenge!!

Team Chris

Steven: Ok since I'm obviously team leader-

Mallory & Kenny: What!!? No fair!!

Steven: As I was saying because I'm team leader I say we try to find food.

Mallory: How is that a good idea?

Kenny: We should keep going to try to win!

Steven: No we should find food!

Kenny: Try to win!!

Steven: Food!

Kenny: Win!

Steven: Food!

Kenny: Win!

Mallory: We should obviously keep going until it's almost night then find food, eat, and sleep!

Steven: Fine.

Kenny: Works for me.

Mallory: Hey it’s Team Victory!

Steven: There's two paths up ahead.

Kenny: Victory took the left path.

Steven: Let's follow them.

Mallory: Why?

Steven: Why not?

Mallory: Good point.

Team Amazon

Jay: So are we going left or right?

Cameron: Let's ask pirate Avery.

Avery: Very funny. How about we ask Cindy?

Cindy: We’ll go right.

Brianna: Ok, but if you're wrong you're gone.

Team Victory

Giselle: I think we're in first!!

Isiah: Well let's keep going!

Amaya: Hey guys do you see that?

Giselle: It's a zip line!

Isiah: And Chris is over there waiting!

Chris M: Welcome Team Mini Victory! You three are currently in first place! For this part of the challenge you all have to hang onto the t-bar, and zip line down.

Isiah: There's probably a catch.

Chris: There is! You all have to go down together!

Giselle: Of course.

Amaya: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! I know! *puts Isiah in a backpack*

Isiah: What the hell are you doing?!!

Amaya: Ok Giselle wear the backpack, and get on my back!

Giselle: Wait what?!

Amaya: Let's do this!!

*rides down zip line*

Giselle & Isiah: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Amaya: This is awesome!!!!

*crashes*

Isiah: Owwww. Why'd you think that would be a good idea?

Amaya: I didn't!!

Giselle: At least we're in first!

Isiah: Good point.

Team Amazon

Cameron: I don't think we’re going the right way.

Jay: Guys do you see that?

Phoebe: See what?

Jay: The campfire over there!

Brianna: That campfire isn't a good sign.

Cindy: Why not?

Avery: Zing zings!!!

Jay: Everyone stay still. Maybe they won't notice us?

Phoebe: Too late.

Brianna: Thanks Cindy. Notice the sarcasm.

Team Chris

Chris: Welcome Team Me to the zip line of deadly dangerous death!

Mallory: 0/10 on the name Chris.

Kenny: Wait. Where's the t-bar?

Chris: Because Team Victory already made it here they got to use the t-bar. You three have to think of your own ways to get down.

Kenny: Hopefully my sweatshirt will last. *slides down zip line* AHHHHH!!!!! *crashes into ground*

Chris: So who's next?

Steven: I'll be right back.

Mallory: What are you doing?

Steven: I'll use this branch to get down!

Mallory: I'm coming with you.

Steven: Fine.

*zip line down*

Mallory: CHRIS IS INSANE!!!

Team Amazon

Phoebe: So what now?

Avery: I have no idea.

Jay: We need to contact Chris on the walkie talkie.

Cindy: It has no batteries!

Phoebe: Here's some batteries.

Cindy: Ow!!

Phoebe: Oh crap I accidentally gave Cindy my Epipen.

Cindy: What's going to happen?

Phoebe: It's just like a big shot of adrenaline.

Cindy: How big?

Phoebe: Well I found the batteries! Here put them in the walkie talkie.

Walkie Talkie

Cindy: Chris, Chris, Chris! We need help!

Chris: Walkie talkies are for emergencies only.

Cindy: The adrenaline is working!!

Chris: Um what?

Cameron: Cindy Epipened herself we need help.

Chris: E-mer-gen-cies only!

Brianna: We are being held at Spear Point by the zing-zings! Help us!

Chris: Ok remain calm, and *song bell*

Avery: You've got to be kidding me.

Kenny: Do we have to sing back up?

Chris: No this one is all Amazon. And let's end with a little solo from Avery.

Gypsy Rap
Avery: We should have just gone left. We wouldn't be in this mess!
Brianna: I said so too, but then Cindy used Phoebe’s Epipen!
Avery: Now if she gets bitten…
Phoebe: My obituary’s written!
Brianna: Oh what would Chris do then?
Cindy: Tied up, rope is no joke! Spears in our face, get us out of this place. Ain't having the luck that I anticipated. Probably means I'm eliminated. Yeah, I'm out!
Avery: O-o- out! Ooh, ooh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Brianna: Why are there zing-zings crowding around Avery?

*zing-zings reveal statue that looks like Avery with her eye patch*

Jay: Maybe they think she's royalty or something?

Avery: We'll they're untying me so who cares!

Team Victory

Giselle: It's getting late. We should set up camp here.

Isiah: And Chris did give us a bunch of bananas to last the night.

Amaya: Bananas are great, but I really want some nachos!

Isiah: Sure! All we need is chips, beef, tomatoes, cheese, salsa-

Amaya: Slow down! I'm making a list!

Giselle: He was being sarcastic.

Amaya: He was being sarcastic? I wanna be sarcastic! Hello everyone my name is sarcastic!

Giselle: Let's just sleep.

Team Chris

Steven: Do you guys hear that?

Kenny: It sounds like huge caterpillars.

Mallory: What an amazing imagination.

*sees giant caterpillars*

Mallory: Of course.

*caterpillars put out fire, and attack*

Team Chris: AHHHHH!!!

Team Amazon

Avery: These stupid zing-zings are worshipping me! I deserve this!

Brianna: Can you tell them to let us go?

Avery: No! This is too amusing!

Cindy: The eye patch! It's crazy right? I mean it's crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy!!

Avery: I knew I'd be worshipped one day.

Team Victory

Giselle: Guys wake up. I know Chris said not to go at night, but we should get there early.

Isiah: Good idea. Let's get moving.

Amaya: Awwwww you guys are agreeing on something.

Giselle & Isiah: Oh shut up.

Team Chris

Steven: Alright team it's morning! Let's get moving!!

Mallory: No one elected you team captain.

Steven: I did.

Kenny: Who cares let's move!! 

Machu Picchu

Chris: So Team Victory arrives first! You can begin searching! And you better hurry because here comes Team Chris!

Steven: Let's get searching!!

Mallory: I'll search over there!

Kenny: I'll search over there!

Giselle: Everyone search somewhere!

Team Amazon

Phoebe: Well Cindy is asleep from the Epipen.

Brianna: At least we know who to blame when we lose.

Cameron: Avery tell them to let us go.

Avery: Can't. What if I ask, and they get mad? Mad enough to sacrifice one of you?

Jay: That makes no sense!

Cameron: Seriously Avery just let us go.

Avery: No.

Machu Picchu

Chris: And after 15 long minutes no one-

Kenny: Found it!!

Chris: Finding the wrong treasure isn't going to win you the challenge Kenny. I want gold treasure.

Isiah: Found it!

Chris: Team Victory wins!

Kenny: I got the crystal out!

*shaking*

Chris: Everyone run!!!

Everyone: AHHHH!!!!

Team Amazon

Jay: So are we going to be stuck here after the Jumbo Jet takes off?

Brianna: Hey it’s Chef!!

*Chef cuts ropes with knife*

Avery: No! Don't let them go! The zing-zings will be mad!

Chef: Zing-zings don't exist. They're just local Peruvian teenagers.

Teenager 1: We play the porters in a play.

Avery: I let porters worship me!!

Phoebe: I guess you aren't special after all.

Brianna: Hey guys Cindy is waking up!

Cindy: Did we win?

Chef: You all lose. You're sending someone home.

Elimination

Chris: Well, well, well. It's time for Team Amazon's first elimination ceremony. Except today's challenge was really a reward challenge! You're all safe. For now.

*cheering*

Chris: Will Team Amazon ever have an elimination? Where will we go next? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Woorrrrllldddd Tooouuurrr!