Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour. Since someoneeee blew the shows budget on his on master suite we improvised! And wound up in the sandy sands of Jamaica. Steven and Amaya however, wound up under a plane. To improvise we made a diving challenge where contestants had to dive into the water to try and find Chef’s gold chains. After many failed attempts it was Isiah who stole the chains from Cindy to win. Back in the medical tent Steven sang a song of love, only to have his dreams crushed seconds later. We only have nine world travelers left. Who will prevail and who will fail? Find out now! On Total! Drama! World Tour!

(Cue the theme song)

Economy

Isiah: This is not fair at all! We’re supposed to be in first class, not here!

Jay: Chris said he needed first class for something important.

Isiah: Who cares!

Cameron: I’m going to go see what Chris sooo badly needed first class for.

Mallory: Good luck with that.

First Class

Cameron: Okay Chris, let’s see why you desperately need first class. *looks through door* Is that a serial killer? Why does Chris have a killer on the plane? Hopefully we aren’t going to wherever Saw was made and reenacting it. *hits into door* Crap!

Chris: Did you hear something?

*serial killer goes right near Cameron*

Cameron: AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Economy

Brianna: What happened to Cameron?

Phoebe: And who was just screaming?

Jay: I think if we put those two statements together we’ll know what happened to him.

Cindy: Aren’t you the most positive person ever!

Chris: Hey kids! Since we haven’t been cleared for landing, we’ll have to improvise!

Giselle: Is this just an excuse to kill us?

Chris: No… Anyway all of you grab a parachute and jump out of the plane! Also, Chef may have miscounted the parachutes sooo you might want to hurry!

Mallory: Aren’t you the nicest person ever Chris?

Phoebe: Yeah there’s no way I’m sharing a parachute with any of you.

At The Elimination Place

Jay: Oh thank god, I have my own parachute.

Cindy: Actually, our whole team has their own parachutes.

Brianna: Am I the only one concerned about what happened to Cameron?

Phoebe: I believe you are.

Mallory: Ok Steven, I know we don’t get along, but you have to pull yourself together, or we won’t win!

Steven: Blehhhhhhhhhhhh…………

Mallory: If you don’t put a parachute on, and jump out of this plane, I will THROW you out!!

Steven: FINE!

Mallory: This will be a fun day.

(And now there is one parachute remaining)  

Isiah: Well isn’t this great.

Giselle: I told myself before I came on this show, “Giselle, you’re gonna have a bad time.” (whoever gets this reference ur my favorite person ever) That statement is definitely coming true.

Isiah: Ok, I have an idea. You can have the parachute and I’ll jump out of the plane, and die a sad death.

Giselle: Well that’s positive.

Isiah: Well I’m going! *jumps without parachute*

Giselle: Well okay… I guess I’m jumping then!

*jumps with parachute*

In The Double Decker Bus Thing

Chris: Welcome contestants, to London!

Mallory: Finally, a good location choice.

Brianna: Chris, what happened to Cameron?

Chris: How kind of you, caring about your teammates. Who knows where he is, probably in the plane still. Anyway, the challenge is trying to catch the infamous British serial killer Jack the Ripper, before he catches you. Our challenge starts at the Tower of London!

At The Tower Of London

Chris: Ok teams, for the first challenge all of you have to strip a guard!

Phoebe: Um…

Brianna: Uh….

Cindy: Really Chris!

Isiah: That’s sick!

Giselle: Not happening!

Chris: Then I guess none of you are winning a million dollars!

Giselle: Fine!

Phoebe: Whatever!

Chris: Also, to make the challenge more interesting…

Brianna: Don’t you dar-

*song bell rings*

All: Awwwwww…..

Changing Guard Mix

Jay: It's creepy how they stand there,
and don't even blink!
I don't wanna see his bum, all naked and pink!

Cindy: Hey buddy,
Can we bribe you, to strip yourself down?

Jay: Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Fish?

Cindy: Don't kill him, you clown!

Brianna: No way, I can't strip him,
Cameron will freak!

Giselle: And I'm allergic to uniforms!

Isiah: Okay, that's just weak.

Steven: I made a vow that Amaya's the only one for me!

Isiah: Okay, so then I have to do it? Uh, hello!? Injury!? Ow!

Brianna: If we're gonna find that clue…

Mallory: There's only one thing to do!

Giselle: Force someone to strip him down!

Brianna, Mallory, and Giselle: And, sorry, Isiah, that's you!

Isiah: Ow! Oh, wait!

Cindy: If we're gonna find that clue…

Jay: There's only one thing to do!

Cindy: Force someone to strip him down!

Cindy and Jay: And Isiah, dude, that's you!

Isiah: Brianna! Look! It's Cameron!
And I think he wants to strip!

Brianna: Poor honey! Quick, get out of those things.
And that will help, I bet. Wait. I’m only singing this to make the song make sense!

Isiah: Yeah, we're gonna find that clue.

Cindy: We're doing what Chris proposed!

Phoebe: Force someone to strip him down!

Phoebe and Cindy: Cause if we don't, we're hosed!

Brianna: Totally ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-osed!

(also when it says Isiah is injured it’s because he jumped out of the plane with no parachute)

Brianna: Got the clue! Hmm….. Oh! We have to go inside and into the torture chamber!

Jay: Then let’s go!

Isiah: You hear that Giselle? Torture chamber! We can just follow them!

Mallory: Ok Steven, we’re gonna follow them!

Steven: And the endless cycle continues…

Team Chris

Mallory: Can you walk any slower?

Steven: Ok! *walks slower*

Mallory: That’s not what I meant!

Steven: But that’s what you said.

Mallory: We’re never going to win the challenge like this!

Steven: Hey, did you hear something?

Mallory: No…

Steven: Wait is th-

Both: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Team Amazon

Brianna: Here’s the stretching device!

Jay: We have to put someone on the torture device in order to get the clue.

Phoebe: I say we stretch Jay.

Jay: What! Why?

Phoebe: Why not?

Brianna: I agree with Phoebe.

Cindy: Whatever you guys say.

Jay: Oh come on!

Phoebe: We have to win the challenge!

Jay: Fine! Let’s just get this over with.

Brianna: What do you guys think happened to Cameron?

Cindy: Who cares?

Brianna: What?

Cindy: There’s something off about him.

Brianna: How, so?

Cindy: He’s like an eel dipped in grease swimming in motor oil.

Brianna: Um…

Phoebe: Are you two going to focus?

Jay: I think I’m going to dieeeeeeee…..

*door thing with the clue inside opens*

Brianna: The clue!

Jay: Finally! I thought I was going to die!

Cindy: Don’t you think you’re being just a little over dramatic?

Jay: You would say the same if you were me!

Brianna: Guys! The dining hall! Let’s go!

Cindy: Oh, please that couldn’t have been that bad!

Phoebe: Guys?

Jay: It was torture!

Brianna: Come on Phoebe, we’ll just leave them be.

Phoebe: Ok then.

Cindy: What’s so bad about being more fit?

Jay: That’s not the point!

Cindy: Whatever.

Jay: Hey, where’d Brianna and Phoebe go?

Cindy: Guys? Hello?!!!

Jay: What was that noise?

Cindy: Guys?

Both: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Victory

Giselle: Here’s the torture chamber.

Isiah: One of us has to go on the stretcher and get tortured until we get the clue.

Giselle: I’ll do it.

Isiah: You sure?

Giselle: Yeah, let’s just get this over with.

Isiah: Ok then. But if this kills you, it’s not my fault.

Giselle: I don’t think it’s going to kill me.

Isiah: Whatever you say.

Giselle: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!!!! STOP! HELP!!!!!!!

Isiah: The clue!

Giselle: FINALLY! Thank god it’s over!

Isiah: Let’s see… The dining hall! Let’s go!

Team Amazon

Phoebe: What do you think happened to Jay and Cindy?

Brianna: Maybe “Jack the Ripper” got them.

Phoebe: Probably true.

Brianna: Okay, what are we looking for here…

Phoebe: Another clue, I guess.

Brianna: Why do these royals make everything out of gold?

Phoebe: So they can brag to everyone about how rich they are? I don’t know!

Brianna: Oh crap!

Phoebe: What?

Brianna: Killer dogs!!

Phoebe: I know! *grabs egg thing that the clue is in* Now… sit!

Brianna: Hey, it worked!

Phoebe: And the clue is inside it!

Brianna: Ok…Hmm….The double decker bus! Let’s go!

Team Victory

Isiah: Ok, hurry and help me find the clue!

Giselle: Hmm…. Hey! In the egg thing!

Isiah: Yes! Ok, let’s see…Well most of The Ripper’s work was done in Whitechapel so… I guess we go there!

Giselle: Alright, let’s go!

Team Victory

Isiah: Of course the only building in Whitechapel that’s open this late is some music place!

Giselle: Might as well go inside to see if he’s in there.

Isiah: Okay then.

Giselle: Wait a minute…

Isiah: Is that?!

Team Amazon

Brianna: Ok, this is way creepy.

Phoebe: Yeah, no kidding.

Brianna: Hello…? Evil serial killer? You here?

Phoebe: Yeah are you-

Brianna: What the…? Phoebe? Great. Now I’m all alone.

Phoebe: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Brianna: Crap! Hey Ripper! Take this! *throws sausage at him* Yes! We win!

Phoebe: That was close…

Brianna: Let’s go find wherever Chris is.

Back on the Plane

Chris: Well, well, well. What an eventful night it was. Drama! Romance! Bloodshed! (I have to stop) Now you know that all your teammates that were taken, wound up here. So say hello to Cameron, Mallory, Steven, Cindy, and Jay!

Cameron: So, Cindy, apparently I’m an “eel dipped in grease swimming in motor oil”.

Cindy: That’s a compliment where I’m from!

Chris:Anyway the big losers were obviously Team Very Hot Me. But to determine the winner, let’s see who each team brought back! Team Amazon?

Brianna: We caught the Ripper guy!

Chris: The infamous Ripper, played by everyone’s best friend, original cast member Duncan! (Yeah I just pulled this shit)

Duncan: I did not agree to this McLean!

Chris: Actually, your contract says otherwise.

Duncan: Yeah, no.

Chris: Chef! We need your assistance!

*Chef shoves Duncan out plane*

Duncan: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Phoebe: So then, who did Giselle and Isiah catch?

Giselle: Well we didn’t catch a criminal, but we found someone that was previously eliminated!

Isiah: We will now welcome back……. Kenny!!

Kenny: Why did you two bring me here?

Isiah: Because why not?

Chris: I’m impressed! Which is why Giselle and Isiah are the winners of this challenge!

Giselle and Isiah: YES!!

Team Amazon: NO FAIR!!

Mallory: So who loses? Us or the Amazons?

Chris: Well since you and Steven both failed, and didn’t even make it to the finish… and Team Amazon does have more members…The official losers are Team Amazon!

Jay: What!

Brianna: How!?

Phoebe: No way!

Cameron: I think I know who will be going home…

Cindy: Aw, crap.

Chris: And Team Chris since you guys technically didn’t win either, you get Kenny as a reward!

Confessional Team Chris

Mallory: Finally! It’s nice to have a teammate I won’t argue with!

*static*

Voting

Cameron:  An eel dipped in grease swimming in motor oil. Yeah I think I know who’s going. Luckily Brianna and Jay are on my side.

*static*

Cindy: I convinced Phoebe to vote with me to boot Cameron. I need him gone.

*static*

(A/N: So I noticed that if I show all the votes here, it wouldn’t be as intense. I’ll show votes at the end of the episode.)

Elimination

Chris: This was a very close one. When I call your name, it means you’re safe.

Phoebe!

Jay!

Brianna!

All three of you are safe. Cameron and Cindy! It’s between you two. And the final barf bag goes to…Cameron.
Cindy you’re out!

Cindy: What!! You all needed me!

Cameron: Actually based on this, it doesn’t seem like we do.

Cindy: Ugh whatever! You all should have listened to me! Cameron’s up to something! Mark my words!

*jumps out of plane*

Cindy: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Chris: Well that wraps up that. Nine still remain, who will be voted off next? You’ll just have to wait and see! On Total! Drama! Worlldddddd Tourrrrrrr!

Vote Results

Cindy: Cameron

Phoebe: Cameron

Cameron: Cindy

Jay: Cindy

Brianna: Cindy

Cindy: 3 votes
Cameron: 2 votes