Chris M: Last time on Total Drama World Tour. Japan. Land of game shows. Land of candied fishtails. Land of crazy killer pandas that will rip your skull out. Newcomer Lenny joined Team Me and Team Victory lost Nick due to his horrible commercial idea. What crazy things will happen in this episode of Total! Drama! Wooorrrllldd Toouuurrr!!!!

(cue the theme song)

Loser Class

Chris M: Hello losers!!! How's economy class treating you?

Mallory: Just great Chris.

Isiah: Can our next destination be somewhere that isn't full of candied fish tails?

Confessional *Team Victory*
Giselle: Ok I know he's mean, but I maybe kind of like Isiah….. DON’T TELL ANYONE!
*static*

First Class

Cameron: This is the best!

Brianna: You can say that again!

Cameron: This is the best!

Brianna: I didn't mean you had to.

Avery: We better win the next challenge!

Cindy: With me as team leader there's no way we'll lose!

Phoebe: Who elected you leader?

Cindy: Myself!

Avery: I shouldn't even be surprised.

Phoebe: You’re not allowed to “elect” yourself.

Cindy: I am now!

Confessional *Team Amazon*
Avery: Ok is it just me or is Cindy way too- what’s a good word to use…. Her ego is way too big! Next time we lose I might consider voting her off…..
*static*

Brianna: What’s with the crazy plane turbulence?

Chris M: You guys might want to hold onto something heavy!

*plane flies like crazy*

Everyone: AHHHHH!!!!!!

*plane crash lands*

Chris M: Because of the emergency landing everyone will be shoved out the nearest exit.

Everyone: AHHHHHH!!!!!

Chris M: Welcome to the Yukon!!

Cindy: It’s fricking freezing!!!

Chris M: Don’t worry! We ordered coats!!

Everyone: *cheers*

Chris M: They won’t be here for another 6-10 weeks, but whe-

Giselle: We won’t even be here in 6-10 weeks!!

Lara: Didn’t you choose 2-3 day shipping when you bought the coats off Amazon?

Chris M: Amazon? I’m much better than that. I bought the coats off Ebay!!

Lois: Even worse.

Brianna: Why don’t we huddle for warmth?

Cameron: Beats standing around in the cold.

Confessional *Team Victory*
Giselle: Do I try to huddle Isiah and make myself look like an idiot or no…..
*satic*

Chris M: Your first challenge is called Total! Drama! The Icicle! To get through this challenge you have to jump across the broken ice to get to the other side of the river. The first member of your team must become a sleigh dog! Every member that wasn’t first has to go to one of the checkpoints on the mountain. As the sleigh dog you must pick up each team member then race to the finish line. Any questions?

Phoebe: Yeah that river does not look safe. What if we fall in?

Chris M: We are legally required by law to save you. That’s why we have 2 divers in the river waiting.

Isiah: Uh Chris those “divers” are frozen solid.

Chris M: Oh. Well then you’re on your own. Anyway you can begin in 3…..2….1!!!

Chris: This is impossible!! *jumps and falls into river* Oh great……

Amaya: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! *jumps across each ice flow like Izzy did*

*Kenny and Steven stare in awe*

Kenny: If Amaya can do it we can do it.

*jumps and falls on face*

Steven: Whatever you say!!

*jumps and launches Kenny backwards into snow*

Steven: Let’s just pretend that never happened.

Lara: This jump is so far!!

Isiah: I’m sure you can do it!!
Lara: We aren’t even on the same team!!

Isiah: So? Who cares??

Lara: Me! I care!

Isiah: Well I don’t!! Just jump already!!!

Lara: Ok fine!!!

*jumps and hits Isiah and then (you know what happens)*

Lara: Oh crud!!!

Isiah: What are you whining over?

Lara: What do you think!!??

Isiah: It was an accident calm down!!

Confessional *Team Chris*
Lara: So I jumped and accidentally kissed him!!! Great…..
*static*

Confessional *Team Victory*
Isiah: Prefect. Part one of The Plan To Get Lara Voted Off (just call it the TPTGLVO) just happened. Now I keep stringing her along like a puppet.
*static*

Isiah: Come on!! You can help win for your team!! Just come with me and I’ll show you a shortcut.

At The Sleds

Steven: Of course I’m first. At least we get this really nice sled.

Avery: Why do I have to be first??

Cindy: I don’t know, but who cares? Just strap on the harness or I will whip you with this whip I found!

Lois: Oh crap why am I last?? Oh no that’s a radioactive box!!

Amaya: Woah!! This sled has a speaker on it!! That means it must be radioactive!! *dives in box*.

Lois: Uh Chris is that box radioactive?

Chris M: What isn’t radioactive these days?

*Amaya comes out of box and is green*

Amaya: I can’t find the radio anywhere!!

Lois: Let’s hurry up before the other teams catch up! If you see anyone just call out!!

Amaya: Oo! Oo! Oo! I see Lois!!

Lois: Other than me!!

Amaya: Oo! Oo! Oo! I see Giselle! Hey Giselle!! Someone stole our radio!!

Giselle: Um ok…??

Lois: Now we just need to pick up Isiah!

Team Amazon

Avery: Ok we have Cindy, Brianna, Phoebe, Cameron, and me! That’s everyone!! And there’s the finish!!

Phoebe: Oh you mean the finish line that’s across a mountain??

Avery: Right…..

Lara & Isiah

Isiah: Well there’s my team. How about before I go we have one more “accident”?

Lara: Um….. ok fine!!!

*as they are about to kiss Isiah moves out of the way and Lara’s tongue get’s stuck to the flag pole*

Isiah: Sucks to be you!!!

Lara: Aw crap!!

Chris M: What happened here?

Lara: I vhaasss kissing Isiaa aand mye tongue goa stuvk to tha poll.

Chris M: That would make a great song!!!!

Lara: Vhat!! Noo!

*Team Amazon arrives*

Chris M: Hello back up singers!!

Cindy: I thought you forgot about the music challenge!!

Chris M: Never!! It’s my favorite part!! Hit it!!

Stuck To A Pole
*musical intro*

Lara: The strings of my heart are a tangled mess!

Amazon's: Oooh mess!

Lara: It’s beating so hard it’s jumping out of my chest!

Amazon’s: Oooh chest!

Lara: I tried to fit a cheater into my soul!

Amazon’s: Oooh soul!

Lara: I ended up stuck to a pole!!

Amazon’s: She got stuck! Should’ve ducked! Worst of luck! Stuck, stuck to a poollleee!!!

Lara: I fell for every little thing that he said!

Amazon’s: Oooh said!

Lara: And when I closed my eyes he jumped on a sled!

Amazon’s: Oooh sled!

Lara: He’s moved on, I’m still stuck in this place!

Amazon’s: Oooh place!

Lara: Would somebody pour warm water down my face?!

Amazon’s: She got stuck! Should’ve ducked! Worst of luck! Stuck, stuck to a poollleee!!! Stuck, stuck, stuck to a polleee!!!!

Chris M: Good singing everyone! Amazons Be gone!! As for Lara you can just stay there…. Seeya!!!

Lara: Wahait wasser. Iii needf wattteerr.

(whoever could read that good job)

At Finish Line

Chris M: Here comes the two teams now!! And the winners are Team Victory!!!! With Team Amazon coming in a close second!! And Team Me loses!! Let's head to elimination.

Team Chris Elimination

Chris M: So you guys are here because Lara made out with a pole. Well it's time to vote!

Voting

Kenny: Lara is nice and all, but it's her fault we lost.
*satic*

Lara: Steven.
*satic*

Chris: Steven.
*satic*

Steven: Lara.
*satic*

Mallory: Lara.
*satic*

Elimination

Chris M: When I call your name come get a barf bag.

Kenny!

Chris!

Mallory!

And the final barf bag goes to…

…

…

…

…

...Steven.

Chris M: Lara can't say I'm surprised. You made out with a pole. Well it's time for you to go.

Lara: Isiaaaaa hesss eval!!! Evallll!!!!!

Chris M: Well that's all this time! 13 remain!! See you all next time on Total! Drama! Wooorrrrlllddd! Tooouuuurrrr!!!