Chris: Previously on Total Drama World Tour, the Yukon, also known as the frozen tundra. Here, some feelings were developed, while some were frozen to a pole... Lara... In the end, Team Victory won, and Team Chris is Really x4 Hot bid farewell to Lara. We have lucky number 13 still in the game, and we shall see who wins the million bucks. Right here, on TOTAL, DRAMA, WOOOOORRRLLDDD, TOOOOOUUURRR!!

*Cue the team song*
(First Class)

Isiah: Aw man, First class rocks

Amaya: Today, we eat the breakfast of champions

Giselle: Aw yeah... thats the spot

Isiah: Huh, Im suprised we won the last challenge

*Confessional*(Team Victory)
Isiah: No I'm not, thanks to my plan of making Lara fall for me, now I have managed to eliminate her, its time to decide who to eliminate next... but I cant let Steven or Cam know about this, cause our friendship would probably be done at that pt.
*Static*

*Confessional*(Team Amazon)
Cameron: There was no way that Lara foolishly got stuck to that pole, someone had to have made her get stuck... it couldn't have been Steven or Kenny, and I know Chris wouldn't do anything stupid, so that leaves... ISIAH!!
*Static*

*In the Common Area*
Isiah: Cam, Im here, u wanted something

(A figure then tackles Isiah)

Isiah: AAAHH!!!, What the hell is that for

Cameron: I know what u did Isiah

Isiah: What are u talking about

Cameron: I know u messed with Lara and gave her the boot

Isiah: How did u know that

Cameron: That doesn't matter, what matters is the information about what u did doesnt get out to Team Chris

*Confessional*(Team Victory)
Isiah: UGGH!! I knew something would come back and bite me in the butt... but how did Cameron know about it.. and whats worst about it.. he can't tell no one about this, if he does, I'm toast.
*Static*

Isiah: Fine, promise not to tell anyone about this... and I'll owe u big time

Cameron: Hm, ok, I guess, but if u turn on me, then consider yourself gone

*Cameron then walks back to economy*

Isiah: Phew, I thought that was gonna go wrong, thankfully, it was Cameron, if it was Steven, I would have been done for

*Isiah then walks back to first class, but doesnt know that Steven overheard the converstation*

Steven: Oh, dont worry, your secret's safe... for now

*Confessional*(Team Chris)
Steven: I knew Isiah had something sneaky up his sleeve, but I couldnt figure out what it was, thank god I followed Cameron to his talk with Isiah
*Static*

*Team Amazon*
Avery: Stupid economy class.. what is that horrible smell

Cindy: Defeat

Avery: Well, unless u would have ran faster, we could have won

Cindy: Well, I would have ran faster is a certain person wasnt *whipping me*

Avery: We both know that's not true

Cindy: UGGH!!!

Brianna: Would u ladies keep it down, arguing and bickering wont help us win the next challenge

Phoebe: Brianna's right you two

Cameron: Exactly, so quit complaining and strageize on how to win this challenge

Brianna: *laughing*

*Confessional*(Team Amazon)
Brianna: Right now, my friendships on this show are solid as of Cameron and Phoebe, hope this sticks
*Static*

Chris M: All contestants meet me in the cargo hold! And I mean ALL contestants.

Cargo Hold

Avery: So where are we going today?

Phoebe: Is it elimination or reward?

Cindy: Why do you get to wear a life jacket?

Chris M: 1. Somewhere 2. Not telling 3. Because there's 13 of you and only one fabulous me. Now Chef drop the boat!!

*boat falls out of plane*

Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Chris: WHY DO YOU LOVE TO TORTURE US???!!!!

Chris M: BECAUSE WHY NOT!!!!

Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Brianna: Where are we?

Chris M: Welcome to New York City!

Confessional *Team Amazon*
Avery: New York!!! This is awesome!
*static*

Chris M: To win today's challenge you must climb up the Statue of Liberty to get a baby carriage of your team’s color. You must then slide down a fireman's pole that will bring you down 30 stories to some boats. Then take the boats through the sewers for the second part of the challenge. And your challenge begins now!!!

Team Victory

Lois: Ok Isiah you climb first then Giselle, Amaya then me. Now hurry!

Isiah: Who put you in charge?

Lois: I did! And we don't have time to argue!!

Giselle: Come on Isiah just climb!

Team Amazon

Cameron: Ok I'll climb first followed by Brianna, Phoebe, Avery, then Cindy. Now climb everyone!!!

Team Chris

Steven: Ok I'm first then Chris, Kenny, and Mallory.

Chris: Well now we have less people to worry about because Lara is gone.

Lara (at her house)

Lara: I hope these people know that I'm watching this!!!

At The Top Of The Statue Of Liberty

Chris M: Finally!! I've been waiting for hours!!!

Kenny: It's not our fault that we had to climb the Statue of Liberty!!

Chris M: Whatever! Go get your carriages and slide down the fireman's pole! Then take a boat through the sewers for the next part of your challenge!

Avery: Through a sewer??!!

Cindy: You're a retard Chris!!

Chris M: Thank you! Now hurry up!!

Team Victory

Lois: Isiah go get the carriage!

Isiah: You go get it!!

Lois: Go get it!!!!

Isiah: Do it yourself!!!

Giselle: Lois go get it!!!

Lois: You're seriously siding with Isiah?

Giselle: He's nicer than you!!

Isiah: Where'd Amaya go?

Amaya: I’M A RABID MONKEY!!!!

Giselle: She got the carriage!!!

Lois: Hurry up!!!!

Team Amazon

Brianna: I'll get the carriage!!!

Cameron: Hurry Team Victory already left!!!

Phoebe: She's going as fast as she can!

Cindy: Which isn't fast enough!!!

Avery: She's back!! HURRY UP!!!!

Team Chris

Steven: Let me get the carriage!!

Mallory: You better hurry up!!

Kenny: He got the carriage!! Hurry we're in last!!!

Team Victory

Isiah: This speed boat is awesome!!!

Giselle: WATCH OUT!!!!!

Victory: AHHHHH!!!!!

*crashs*

Lois: Greeaaattt…… Hate to say this, but we're losing!!!!

Giselle: How badly damaged is the boat?

Isiah: Well the motor broke AND the wheel fell off so….

Amaya: Well my step, step, step, step, step uncle used to be a boat fixer!! I can fix this boat!! I just need tree sap and twigs!!

Giselle: Um okay?

Amaya: HURRY UP!!!

Team Amazon

Cameron: Let me drive!! I used to drive speed boats with my cousins all the time!!

Avery: Loving the story and all, but we have to hurry!

Cindy: Just drive!!! If you screw this challenge up then knifes will fly!!

Confessional *Team Amazon*
Cameron: This girl Cindy? She scares the crap out of me. Don't you think “throwing knifes” is a bit too far?
*satic*

Team Victory

Amaya: Did anyone find twigs and tree sap yet?? I NEED IT!!!

Giselle: I found 10 twigs!

Isiah: Where the hell are all the trees?

Lois: Hmm…. last time I checked trees didn't grow in fucking sewers!!

Isiah: Oh yeah. Right…. Well I guess I'm swimming outside!

Giselle: What if you get hit by a boat?

Isiah: I'll be fine….. *whispers* Not.

Giselle: Are you sure??

Isiah: Trust me I'll be fine! Well wish me luck.

At Central Park

Chris M: Here comes team Amazon!! With Team Chris not too far- wait! Do you hear that?

*screaming*

Giselle: *screaming* I THOUGHT YOU REPAIRED BOATS NOT BLOW THEM UP!!!!

Amaya: Oooh!! I thought you were talking about blowing up boats, not repairing them! Oops!

Isiah: *screaming* AT LEAST WE’RE GOING TO COME IN SEECCOONNDDD!!!!

*Team Victory crashes in front of Chris M*

Chris M: Well with a shocking turn of events Team Victory takes second and Team Chris places last!

Chris: Crap!

Chris M: Can I continue? Anyway because Team Amazon got here first they get the shortest path. Teams Chris and Victory get the mid length paths. Each team must choose one member to ride in the carriage. You are racing to Turtle Pond for the next part of the challenge.

Team Amazon

Brianna: I'll take the carriage!!

Team Chris

Kenny: Let me ride in the carriage!!

Steven: You better be really fucking light.

Team Victory

Amaya: Oooh!! Oooh! Oooh!! Pick me! Pick me!!

Isiah: Ok fine!!

Chris M: Oh yeah teams while you race through Central Park I want some travel music!!!

*moaning*

What's Not To Love
*musical intro*
Brianna: What's not to love about New York City? The taxis honk out a New York ditty! The crime is high! The pigeons fly! What's not to love about New York?

Steven: The lights are brighter! The fun is funner! The bagels are bagel-er, and the bums are bummer! The dirt and grime make every alley shine! What's not to love about New York? Oops!

Mallory: The stores, and the fashion! Big shows where stars cash in!! It's crazy, ‘cause the city never sleeps!

Chris: Dance break!
*crappy dancing*

Mallory: For the love of dance, stop!

Amazon Girls: Subway trains, and the hustle-bustle!

Mallory & Amazon Girls: Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle!

Steven: And pretzel stands for all us pretzel fans!!

Chris: Whoa, hot, hot, hot!

Steven: What's not to love?

Mallory & Steven: What's not to love?

All Singers: What's not to love… about New York!!!!

Turtle Pond

Chris M: Looks like even with the shorter path Team Amazon tied with the other two teams!

Cameron: How'd that happen?

Cindy: Phoebe wanted to see a museum and Avery wanted to look at the Empire State Building!

Phoebe & Avery: So what?

Chris M: Hey! I was the one talking! Now each team must choose one member to dive into Turtle Pond to get an apple. However you can't use your hands to bring the apple back. After collecting the apple it's a race to the finish.

Team Amazon

Cameron: I'm the most athletic one,  so I'll dive.

Brianna: As long as I don't get my hair wet I'm fine.

Cindy: Whatever.

Avery: Hurry Cameron!!!

Team Chris

Steven: It's quite obvious who the athlete on this team is.

Mallory: Let me guess…. you?

Steven: Wow, so you didn't fail Kindergarten!

Mallory: Gee, thanks.

Kenny: Who's diving!!??

Steven: Me!

Chris: You better hurry up!

Team Victory

Isiah: I'm diving. Any questions? No? Ok.

*when all guys reach apples*

Isiah: How should I get the apple back?

Lois: THINK OF SOMETHING OR WE’LL LOSE!!!

Giselle: Use your head!

Isiah: Ok!! *bangs head against apple*

Giselle: That's not what I meant!

Lois: Who cares? As long as it works!

Giselle: Yeah but-

Lois: But nothing! We need to win!

Amaya: Isiah’s back!!

Isiah: Oooww my head…. *faints*

Lois: We don't have time for this!!

Team Amazon

Cameron: Got the apple! Now run before Victory catches up!!

Avery: Hurry everyone!!!

Cindy: Wait! Before we go might as well sabotage Team Chris…..

*switches Chris’s carriage with a baby carriage*

Cindy: Now we can go!!

Brianna: Hurry guys!

Finish Line

Chris M: Here comes Team Amazon winners of today's challenge!!

*cheers*

Chris M: And here comes Team Chris!

Steven: Yes! Second place!

Chris M: Well not exactly….

Mallory: What do you mean?

Chris M: Where's Chris?

Steven: Oh shit!! We left him!!

Chris M: And here's Team Victory! Team Chris loses!!

*cheers*

*moaning*

Chris M: Team Chris will be voting someone out after we find Chris.

Elimination

Chris M: Well, well, well. Thanks to Cindy you guys completely blew it. Time to vote someone out!!

Voting

Kenny: Chris.
*static*

Chris: Steven.
*static*

Steven: Mallory.
*static*

Mallory: Chris.
*static*

Elimination

Chris M: Tonight is a close one. Only one person has no votes. That person is Kenny! Here's your barf bag! Next marshmallow goes to Mallory! Now for the remaining votes.

1 vote for Steven…..

1 vote for Chris…..

And the final vote is for…

….

….

….

….

….

..

…

….Chris. Sorry man, but you had it coming. Steven you are safe. Wow. Only 3 members on a team? And in the 5th episode? Damn you guys suck. Well goodbye Chris! Not like I'll miss you!

Chris: Fuuccckkk yooouuuu Chhrrriiisss!!!!!

*falls out plane*

Chris M: Now get out of here Team Me I need Team Amazon.

Award

Chris M: For avoiding elimination for 5 episodes straight you guys get an award! A new contestant! Say hello to Jay!

Jay: Hi guys.

Brianna: Welcome to the team!

Phoebe: Having more members means a better chance at winning!

Cameron: Least there's another guy.

Cindy: Whatever.

Chris M: 4 down! 1 more! Where will we soar to next time on Total! Drama! Wooorrrlllddd Tooouuurrr!!