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Chris: welcome to camp Wawanaka where the sand is brown and is not a 4 star resort, Sorry contestants.
(Grins)
Anyways we have 16 contestants to introduce to you guys at home!
The first of which is coming in that boat right now!
Welcome Jasper
[Jasper has black combed hair with a leopard vest and short brown cackys. His eyes are green and he seemed to be inspecting the dock in which Chris was standing on. The sun reflected off his glasses making a glare, his eyebrows were far down making him appear to be mad]
Jasper: (gets of the boat and gives Chris a hand shake)
Hello
Chris: Hello tacky one.
[Jasper ignores his comment about his clothing and leapord]
Jasper: I wear what I feel comfortable with and I do not care for childish insults.
Chris: Here's the next one Mia
[ Mia is wearing a tank top, that is baby blue. She has dirty blonde hair and is also wearing a black skirt]
Chris: Welcome Mia
Mia: Hey wait this isn't a five star resort
Chris: Wow is she the detective?
Mia: I'll put a bunny slipper up your mouth if you trick me again!
..... [Mia pauses]
[Her eyes seem to twitch]
[ She continues to jump up in the air and give a hand shake to Jasper]
Mia: HELLO!
Jasper: Hi
Chris: Next up Potato
( A fat farmer with a long brown Beard appears, he walks so sluggishly Chris announces the next person)
Chris: Cameron
(A tall kid with black skin and hair appears. He is wearing a tuxedo and some jeans)
Mia: I WANT TO KNOW POTATO, okay McLean.
Potato: Hi
Chris: How anticlimactic
Cameron: Hello there
Mia:Hi
Chris: Okay we need more drama can we saying anything but hi?
Mia: Are you high?