A/N: Agh! I haven't updated in, like, forever! Really hope this makes up for it! I'm trying to be more consistent in my writing, but please bear with me since I am usually busy with schoolwork!

Tyler: Hey! Did you know you can nickname people in your contacts?

(I MIGHT have just done this in order to use nicknames...)

Alejandro: Of course, you were the only one still left in the dark. 

Tyler: ...

Tyler: Well, poop.

Alejandro: Lo siento mucho, pero por fin ya conoces los secretos de la 'TextApp'

Tyler: Yeah...So didn't catch that.

Alejandro: Pequeño ignorant ####### sin cultural

Tyler: Wait... Was that a Latino swear?

Alejandro: Muy bien, tal vez todavía haya esperanza para ti

Tyler: Yeah...OK.

Tyler: I'm going to leave now...

Alejandro: ¡Adiós, mi muy ignorante compañero!

Alejandro: He failed to realize there is a built-in translator...

Alejandro: Estúpido. Algunas cosas nunca cambiarán.

A/N: Ta-daaaa! Was that good? I always take requests soo... --------------------------------------->

Anyway, you can use Google Translate to translate this if you need.

Have a great day/night!