Noah: I need some serious relationship help...

Heather: Uhh I don't think I can help.

Heather: I don't think I would, either.

Noah: Why not?

Heather: I don't talk with dweebs.

Heather: Look who you're texting.

Noah: Shoot. I thought this was Gwen.

Heather: Gwen?! You're going to Gwen for relationship advice?

Noah: None of your business, Heather.

Heather: Whatever. Now stop texting me.

Published 8/27/2023