*Camera pans up into space to show a man working on the satellite*

Chris: We've been to the movies and we've been around the world, but this season...we are going back to where it all began!

*Canera darts down to Camp Wawanakwa*

Chris: *Walks down the dock with a large grin on his face while hold up the number four with his fingers* Season four of Total Drama and oh boy does it sure feel good! *Says while footage of the season 3 finale plays* Last that we left off we were off in Hawaii for the final destination of our tour around the world. Resident geek and self-proclaimed ladies man Cody didn't make it to the top two which lead to the the former queen bee and mean girl Heather and the silver tongued charmer Alejandro duking it out on an active volcano for the million with...interesting results.

*A child like drawing of Feral Ezekiel falling into a volcano and one similar one of Alejandro being burned and sealed in the robot pop up next to him before disappearing*

Chris:  *Points at the camera with both his hands* We are going back to basics baby! *Gestures to the cabin in the distance nearby* The same cabins littered with cobwebs, crappy mattresses, and rotted wood!

*Camera cuts to an intern inside the outhouse confessional*

Chris: The same disgusting outhouse confessionals to spill your guts to and totally without any repercussions!

*Suddenly a tentacle comes slithering out of the outhouse toilet, grabs the intern, and sucks them in*

Chris: *Walks up to the campfire* And of course we have the campfire where you can chat with your allies and eliminate your enemies! Here you will receive marshmallows from me and judgment from our very own Chef Hatchet!

Chef: *Walks up in a outfit quite like in Dramarama* I'm glad that I'm finally getting larger role here. *Chuckles and nudges Chris with his elbow* Especially since this show would fall apart without me.

Chris: So then, we need to get this show on the road since pretty soon we are about to get a good look at our contestants! *Gasps and rushes to the dock* Follow me Chef, they're coming now!

Chef: *Follows him with a quirked eyebrow* Wouldn't we have been notified about the first boat almost being here?

Chris: *Shrugs with his eyes closed* Not sure why, but at this point I've learned not to question it.

*Camera goes over to not far from the dock to show a yacht containing all the original cast members relaxing, partying, and/or eagerly anticipating their arrival*

Chef: *Gives him a look to surprise* The entire cast is coming back? I thought you sa-

*The boat then zooms right past the island to the surprise of the campers*

Owen: *From a distance* No!

Chris: *Gives a hearty chuckle* Kidding! They're not returning, well, not in that way. For now, however, they're actually going to be going over to Playa Des Losers to have a fun ol' time!

Chef: No strings attached?

Chris: *Rolls his eyes and gives a exaggerated gasp* You don't believe moi?! I'm an honest and very attractive man!

Chef: *Cackles* Whatever helps you sleep at night.  

Chris: *Grins* I don't, I take several five second micro naps throughout the day! *Turns to the audience* Now this begs the question: Who will be competing this season? Who will you root for and whose downfall will you be praying for? Who will I be totally not targeting the most for annoying me? Find out right here, right now, on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island!

*Intro begins*

Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind

*The camera goes up a hill and down into the water revealing Cameron holding onto his neck choking with a fish hook on his hood surrounded with piranhas, he's then reeled up*

You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see

*Camera pans up to reveal B working on a motor based form of fishing with Edward on the other side of the boat excitedly looking across the lake with a spyglass*

*Cameron flies up in the air across the lake, startling B and Edward*

I wanna be famous

*Jo and Cassidy are seen training with eachother in the forest, before Cameron lands in Cassidy's arms with her providing him a warm smile*

*Brick and Lightning run past the three, which prompts Jo to run with the two. The camera then widens to show Dawn meditating while Harry is attempting to make a rabbit come out of his hat. He succeeds in his summoning, but instead it's a tentacle monster which makes the four screams and run away. Harry drops his hat in the process*

I wanna live close to the sun
Go pack your bags cus' I've already won

*The camera goes over to Anne Maria and Remi getting into a slap fight while making their way towards the end of a waterfall. It then cuts to Zoey laying on the bridge while listening to music with Benedict nearby inspecting the bridge. Anne Maria and Remi then fall down on top of them which then try to push the two off*

Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
Cause I wanna be famous

*Svetlana comes swinging down on a vine which Zoey, Benedict, Anne Maria, and Remi get caught in. They all collide into the outhouse which causes Anaya to fly out with her pants down. Scott laughs at this before Fang walks up to him, causing him to run away in fear. It then pans over into the mess hall where Chef is seen cooking, he pulls out headphones from the pot and puts them on while Staci is rambling to Valerie and  Madhubala. Soon Chef has enough and stuffs it in her mouth*

Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na

*The camera then zooms out to show Hayley jamming on the outside stairs with her keyboard. Jo then slides into the beach, jumping up and down in victory. Mere seconds later Brick comes in with a groan and Lightning hold his head with one hand in frustration*

I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous

*Sam is then shown on the dock playing a video game. A yeti comes in and steals it which instantly makes him try to get it back with the yeti gripping Dakota tight in one hand. Sam then kicks the yeti where the sun doesn't shine*

I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous

*Dakota lands into Sam's arms bridal with her giving him a slightly disgusted, but appreciative look. The Gameguy lands in her hand.  Out of confusion as to what she was looking at she shows the camera the game Sam was playing with a lizard spraying flames which smoothly transitions into the campfire and zooms out as Mike and Zoey slowly lean in for a kiss. This, however, gets interrupted by Chef picking Mike up by the collar of his shirt as the campers wince. The intro then closes with a neon sign reading "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island" turning on*

Chris: The real campers are about to show up, I used the same trick of promising the resort, but this time Chef and I upped our game to make it work a second time by filming commercials of us enjoying all the pleasures of the Playa de Losers that they can't enjoy without a little failure here in Ontario!

Chef: I'm going to really miss having another chef to make the food instead of me...

*The first boat pulls up and out comes Jo*

Chris: First up we have: Jo!

Jo: *Walks up to Chris with a frown* I can't believe that you tricked me into coming to this camp!

Chris: *Puts one hand on Jo's shoulder with a grin* Oh Joanna, I just know it's going to be fun watching you play this season!

Jo: *Shoves Chris to the ground*

Chris: *Says while falling* Not the face! *Stands back up while rubbing his head*

Jo: Don't call me *Says in a mocking tone* Joanna *Tone goes back to normal, she raises a fist at him, and shakes it* and keep your paws off me if you value your kiwis!

Chris: *Cups them in fear and gulps*

Jo: *Walks past him with one eye on him*

Dawn: *Comes in on the next boat while meditating with* *Opens one eye when the boat comes to a halt* Ah, it appears I have finally arrived.

Chris: *Lightly chuckles* Welcome to the island Dawn!

Dawn: *Walks up to him and puts one hand on his chest*

Chris and Chef: *Give each other a look of confusion*

Dawn: Hm, it appears that you have good intentions, but chaos will follow your way no matter what you do.

Chris: *Gives her an uneasy look* Um...okay. Ju-just walk up to Jo.

Dawn: *Walks up to and stands next to Jo and gives her a gentle smile*

Jo: *Inches away from her then crosses her arms*

Chef: Next up we've got Anaya!

Anaya: *Walks down from the boat and towards Chef with a smile* Hello, how are you two doing?

Chef: Fine enough for someone at Camp Wawanakwa.

Chris: Pretty good, but I have to ask, why the pantsuit? It's the summertime.

Anaya: I didn't just pack one outfit if that's what you're wondering, I just expected to be able to wear this inside of a air conditioned suite. *Pulls out a clipboard and a pen* Care to get into what made you feel the need to resort to deceit to get people to care about something involving you?

Chris: *Eyes widen* Hey, hey! Don't try to psychoanalyze me! That's not what I did, right Chef?

Chef: *Darts his eyes away and whistles*

Chris: Next up is-

Svetlana: Make way for Svetlana! *Jumps on top of the bars and launches off of them towards the dock and land on Chris*

Chris: *Tumbles onto the ground with Svetlana*

Svetlana: *Eagerly grins* Привет Chris McLean!

Chris: *Groans and rises up with his hand to his forehead* Hello...Svetlana? *Looks up to see a lanky and tan girl with a blue tank top and ripped jean shorts* Wait a minute, something isn't right here...Chef, did you send the wrong address?

Chef: No, I gave the exact address you texted me.

Chris: We were supposed to pick up Mike Vero, not-

Svetlana: *Smiles widely and giggles* Svetlana Agapov!

Chef: *Nervously chuckles* Maybe he has a twi-

Jo: Her name is Svetlana Agapov, idiot. That's as Russian of a name as possible.

Svetlana: *Chuckles and wipes a tear from one eye* Oh no, Это очень смешно! I did sign up for the show! My mama kept insisting I sign up as that name for some reason. *Shrugs* Oh well!

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Confessional: Svetlana Agapov

Svetlana: *Spins the paper towel roll* Okay, my first confessional! Since I was a young girl I've always wanted to be on a competition that really tests me! I just hope that my  "condition" doesn't get in the way. *Awkwardly chuckles*

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Chris: My ex- *Jolts up started at the sounds of cameras snapping*

Dakota: Hey everyone, Dakota here! Sorry about the pesky paparazzi! *Giggles* They just follow me everywhere!

Chris: Wait a minute...that's not even the boat you were supposed to go on!

Dakota: I didn't want to have someone go through all the trouble driving me here when I have my own boat! *Poses for the camera*

Chris: Hey Chef, do you think you- *Turns to see Chef missing* Huh? *Looks down by the boat to see Chef rise from under the water in scuba gear* How did he do that so fast?

Chef: *Pulls out C4 and attaches it to Dakota's boat* It's all yours, Chris!

Chris: *Pulls out a remote with a single red button while cackling* I've been waiting to use this! *Presses the button*

*With the press of that button, the boat explodes which flings Dakota forward*

Dakota: Woooah! *Lands in Svetlana's arms*

Svetlana: *Gives her a concerned glance* Are you okay, darling?

Dakota: *Grumbles* I have been better!

Chris: I wonder whose- *Sniffs the air and recoils in disgust* Jesus Christ! Whose reeking?! *Turns around and sees Scott standing there sniffing his armpit*

Scott: *Chuckles* My bad, back on the farm I was taught that spending time in the chicken coop was natures deodorant!

Chris: *Gags* Alrighty then, *Puts one hand on his shoulder and speaks gently to him* Okay Scott, you grew up in a rural town and were raised by farmers that don't exactly have an idea of proper social conduct...or hygiene. Just be careful and try not to get booted off early, okay?

Scott: *Shrugs* Whatever you say. *Walks up next to Anaya*

Anaya: *Looks at him with intrigue*

Chris: *Turns to Chef* Get this man a stick of deodorant, he needs it.

Lightning: *Comes in with the speakers playing EDM* Woo! It's to sha-party! Chris McLean, as I live and breathe! *Holds out his fist*

Chris: *Fist bumps Lightning* Lightning! How are you sha-doing?!

Lightning: Lightning is doing pretty great except for the fact that this ain't the reward I was expecting. *Grumbles until he notices the beach nearby* Ayy, at least we gotta beach, gotta throw a ball somehow here!

*Yet another boat comes in*

Chris: Now those are the vibes I'm looking for!

Brick: *Walks up to Chris and Chef with a smile* I can do my morning runs there! Brick McArthur, reporting for duty! *Salutes at Chris*

Chef: *Grins at Brick* Looks like we've got the little soldier, Brick! How does it feel to be in front of a genuine veteran?

Brick: I'm not going to lie to you, it's actually pretty cool.

Chef: That's what I like to hear, are you ready to work hard or be hardly working?!

Brick: *Salutes Chef* Sir, that's my breakfast, lunch, and dinner, sir!

Chef: Now drop and give me fifty maggot!

Brick: *Drops to the floor and starts doing push-ups*

Chris: Looks like we both got ourselves a salute today my friend.

Chef: It feels good in the soul.

Chris: *Grins suddenly falls when he hears heavy breathing behind him* *Turns around only to see Sam getting heavily into a game, surprisingly being able to flawlessly get off the boat without looking where he was going*

Chris: Hey, uh, Sam.

Sam: *Ignores him and keeps playing the game*

Chris: *Slaps the Gameguy out of his hands* Ey, Earth to Game Junkie!

*The Gameguy falls on the ground and appears unfazed*

Sam: Hehehe, the great thing about the Gameguy is that it takes serious strength to break it!

Jo: Maybe you could attempt to break the habit of drinking soda and eating corn chips for your diet.

Brick: That's no way to talk to a fellow soldier!

Chris: This is a summer camp, not a boot camp.

Chef: Did I say you could stop maggot?!

Brick: Sir, no, sir! *Gets back to doing push ups*

*A boat then comes in and out comes a girl holding a keyboard with a backpack strapped to her back with several pins of various bands*

Hayley: You got a goth girl for three seasons, now it's time for an emo girl.

Chris: Hayley, my girl, welcome!

Hayley: *Gives a faux wide grin* Chris McLean! *Grins drops to a genuine frown* How are you not in prison after Hawaii?

Chris: I've got a really good lawyer, a really, really, good lawyer. Oh, also congrats on being our first gay competitor.

Hayley: *Loudly clears her throat and says oh yeah in a squeaky pitch* Oh yeah, I am the first, uh, actually happy person to compete on the show!

Chris: *Narrows his eyes* Could've sworn that wasn't what you meant in your audition tape, but you're probably right. There are a whole lot of serotonin deficiencies here on this game caused by moi. Anyhoo folks, this is Remi.

Remi: *Walks onto the dock silently and looks at the campers so far*

Hayley: *Stares at her and blushes*

Brick: *Doing more push-ups than he was asked for due to being in the groove, paying no mind to Remi*

Jo and Svetlana: *Doing push ups alongside him after being inspired to do so by Brick*

Anaya: *Gently smiles and waves*

Remi: *Smiles and waves back*

Scott: *Scratching his ear like a dog*

Remi: *Grimaces for a brief moment before returning to a relaxed smile*

Sam: *Playing his Gameguy with Lightning and Dakota curiously looking over his shoulder*

Chris: *Looks at the camera and whispers* Not too shabby...

Remi: *Walks up to Chris and waves* Hi! It's nice to meet you all!

Chris: Well it is nice to meet you too, Remi. Go stand next to Hayley.

Remi: *Shrugs* Beats the other campers. *Walks up to Anaya and Hayley with a smile* It's nice to meet you two!

Hayley:. It's nice to mee-meet you too!

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Confessional: Hayley Nichols

Hayley: *Sighs and awkwardly rubs her left arm* Okay, so on my audition I got a little overconfident since frankly I didn't think I'd be picked. I said that I was a lesbian. I sent it in mindlessly and forgot that I did it until I got the acceptance letter. I especially didn't remember my overwhelmingly honesty until now, so I had to cover my tracks. It's one thing when in my music I write about my sexuality albeit not bluntly, but this whole reality TV outing thing *Draws a circle in the air with her fingers* is a bit too much for me.

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Chris: Now for the one camper who did make use of the personalized entrance option to the camp...Benedict. *Puts on his reading glasses, holds up a piece of paper and clears his throat* I was told to read this, "The man, the myth, the legend.  Someone who can't possibly be offensive since he hates everybody. Benedict is ready to..." *Throws the paper onto the dock and huffs* I am not reading this.

Benedict: *Enters the dock* I swear I didn't write this, my brother pranked me when he saw you could personalize an entrance to the island. The lady driving my boat told me "You shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request". She didn't believe that I didn't write it, so just get it over with.

Chris: *Pinches the bridge of his nose* I don't even think we are legally allowed to reference that without permission dude, don't give Chef a bunch of paperwork to do.

Chef: Yeah, do you have any idea how lo- Wait WHAT?!

Benedict: Just say it McLean. I don't want all of this attention on me.

Chris: Fine you cornball, "Benedict is going to jack up the competition". You're being introduced as a cast member of a reality TV show, not being confirmed as a playable character in a fighting game you half wit!

Benedict: *Sighs* I didn't-

Chef: You just don't appreciate him for being on demon time!

Everyone but Benedict: *Starts laughing hysterically at Benedict*

Benedict: *Blushes and grumbles in embarrassment*

Chris: *Turns to the audience and whispers* I don't think I'll even have to rig the votes.

Benedict: *Whips his head at Chris* Wait what?

Chris: *Loudly clears his throat* Next camper!

Chef: Who do we have next?

Anne Maria: Right here Michael Strahan, it's your girl Anne Maria!

Chef: *Swats his hand while blushing* Oh you.

Anne Maria: *Winks while spraying her hair* I see that we already got a couple of cuties up in here!

Lightning: *Kisses his biceps* I know you're talking about me, babygirl!

Sam: *Looks up from his Gameguy* She's definitely not talking about me.

Chef: Looks like we've got ourselves a packaged deal in B and Cameron.

Cameron: *Sniffs the air* Fresh air! *Looks down excitedly* A real lake! *Points forward* Birds!

*Suddenly a flock of birds comes flying at Cameron, catching him off guard*

Cameron: *Stumbles and falls* Woah! *Falls to the bottom floor of the boat*

B: *Looks down with concern and pulls him up*

Cameron: *Looks up at him with gratitude* Thanks, B.

B and Cameron: *Walk onto the dock with looks of pure confusion*

Cameron: Is this not the resort we were supposed to stay at over the summer?

Chris: Nope! I'm surprised a bubble boy brainiac like yourself didn't realize you were going to Camp Wawanakwa.

Cameron: *Sighs* My intelligence comes from mathematics and science, not from being able to tell if I'm actually going to a resort and not a summer camp that my mom would never let me go to.

Chris: I've heard you two are quite the prodigies over at your schools Science Olympiad team. Especially you B! How does that feel?

B: *Points at him with a snap of his fingers and smirks*

Chris:...Good talk.

Cameron: He doesn't talk much or really at all, but he's really chill when you get to know him.

Dawn: I can tell, his aura is exceptionally purplish-green, it suits him well!

B: *Smiles at Dawn*

Chris: Now we have a foreign competitor freshly from merry ol' England, meet Cassidy!

A/N: Two of the campers, Remi and Cassidy, are OC's from Total Drama stories on this site. Make sure to check out Total Drama Revenge of the Island (Remi's Version) and Cassidy of Wawanakwa. With the All-Star sequel being a dead fic for Cassidy and the story of Remi being over, I decided to see what I can do with these characters.

Cassidy: Salutations everyone! *Lunges from the boat and rolls onto the dock* *Jumps up and points her sword at Chris*

Chris: *Backs up and holds his hands up in fear* Woah! Is that...a real sword?

Cassidy: *Cackles* *Snorts and wipe a single tear from her eye* You really thought this was a real sword, it's a prop sword dear boy!

Chris: *Sighs in relief * Y-yeah, I totally knew that!

Cassidy: I will make sure to prove thyself worthy of being here!

Benedict: *Raises one eyebrow* Why are you speaking like a knight in a fairytale?

Lightning: Is that not how people speak in Germany?

Cameron: Lightning, you're thinking of England.

Lightning: Oh! Thanks little girl! *Pulls Cameron into a noogie*

Cameron: I'm a boy!

Cassidy: *Walks up to Cameron and Lightning while giggling*

Staci: Yah, my Great Grandfather Adam actually invented noogies. Yah, before then people just did it with the palms of their hands.

Lightning: *Stops mid-noogie and gives Staci a look of wonder* Really?! He's a genius!

Cameron; Hey, uh, buddy, I highly doubt the validity of that statement.

Chris: *Rolls his eyes* Now you're familiar with Staci.

Lightning: *Crosses his arms and grumbles* *Mutters under his breathe* Stupid Lightning believing that girls stupid lies.

*Another boat pulls up to the dock and out comes a girl with a flower in her red hair*

Chris: Up next we have the one and lonely: Zoey!

Zoey: *Nervously chuckles* Not sure what makes you think that. I have TONS of friends back at home.

Chris: Didn't you say in your audition you wanted to come to camp to meet people who wanted to be friends with you?

Dawn: It doesn't help that you were an only child.

Zoey: *Gasps* Wha- Who told you that?

Dawn: *Walks up to Zoey* Your soul reads like an open book, you had such a lonely childhood. *Glasps Zoey's right hand with both hands* It must've been difficult.

Zoey: *Pulls her hand away with a look of pure horror*

Scott: *Sniffs and taps B on the shoulder*

B: *Looks down at Scott with a puzzled expression*

Scott: She's all yours, man.

B: *Smirks*

Scott: *Eyes widen then narrow with a smirk* Oh you sly dog!

Zoey: *Walks up next to Svetlana and smiles at her*

Svetlana: *Grins at her*

Chef: Whose next?

*Suddenly a cloud of smoke explodes near Chris*

Chris: *Lets out a high pitch scream and jumps into Chef's arms*

*The smoke is casted aside revealing a boy in a crudely put together magician outfit*

Harry: Abracadabra! It is I: The Absolutely Immaculate Harry Arany!

Hayley: *Raises one eyebrow* Bit of a mouthful there, don't you think?

Harry: *Pulls a quarter out from behind Hayley's ear and hands it to her* Nope! It truly exemplifies my skills in the mystical arts!

Chris: *Hops back onto the dock and groans* Ugh! You're starting to sound like Harold!

Dawn: *Rolls her eyes* Close-up magic is the bottom of the barrel.

Harry: Oh sweetie, I can do so much more than that! *Pulls out a skull and pulls the mouth open which released fire*

Everyone: *Jumps back away from Harry* AH!

Dawn: *Deeply breathes in and out before returning back to her usual neutral expression* Your parlor tricks are amusing.

???: YAR! *Swings onto the deck*

Chris: *Jolts up in the air* Holy crap, it's like you people want me to die!

Everyone but Chris and ???: *Turns away from him while whistling albeit some in a playful manner*

Chris: Even you Chef?!

Chef: Hey, I'm getting all that sweet, sweet mula out of your will.

Chris: ...Fair. Everyone, this is Edward who as you can see thinks he's a pirate.

Edward: *Holds his hook up* I do be a pirate! I'm on the search for precious booty here in Wawanakwa!

Sam: I'll drink to that.

Lightning: Amen to that, my brothas.

Chef: *Pulls off Edward's hook to reveal a perfectly intact hand*

Edward: *Looks down and sadly walks up to B while pouting*

B: *Pats him on the shoulder*

*The boat holding the last contestant pulls in*

Chris: Finally we are at the last contestant. Now this one is a special case since got just may have heard of her. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Valerie Delgado! *Steps aside to reveal a shorter Latina girl*

Zoey: *Gasps and squeals* Is that THE Valerie Delgado?!

Jo: What's so special about her?

Cameron: Didn't think I'd even mildly agree with you, but I am curious.

Zoey: She's one of-

Hayley: *Smiles with pure glee* The biggest actresses in horror right now!

Zoey and Hayley: *High five each other*

Hayley: I loved you in Bloodbath 3: Spiral of Blood!

Valerie: Thanks hun, I had a ton of fun making that.

Sam: *Looks up from his Gameguy* I think I actually own and played the PlayStage 2 game based on that movie. It was killer!

Zoey: I actually pre-ordered that the night it was announced.

Hayley: I love that game.

Valerie: I know right?! I'm so glad they didn't make my 3D model ugly though. Munda has really come a long way from the graphics of the PlayStage 1.

Sam: *Grins* Finally, we've got some fellow gamers on the island.

Valerie: *Gently smiles at him*

Chris: Alrighty campers, now that we have all of you here, it's time for a group photo to promote the show!

Zoey: You're not going to take us out and have the dock collapse into the water...right?

Chris *Chuckles* Now that was something you can't write, I didn't intend on that. Eva just had several severely heavy dumbbells putting pressure on the structural integrity of the dock. 

*Suddenly an extra boat comes along and out come an Indian girl in a black hoodie with brown curly hair*

Chris: Oh hey...you. Seriously though, who are you? I was only ready for 21 campers.

???: I'm not sure what I'm doing here myself. I saw a boat near my house which I thought was on my boat to my writing camp.

Chris: Welp, the boat is already gone.

???: *Turns around in shock which then turns into a look of annoyance* Oh you have got to be kidding me.

Chef: Well, we are uneven with the number of contestants, so we could have 11 contestants each now.

???: Woah, compete? Am I on a reality show?

Chris: *Gives out his signature grin* Yes indeed, one of the hottest ones out there: Total Drama!

???: *Rolls her eyes* I guess I have no other choice in the matter, right?

Chris: Nope! What's your name?

Madhubala: My name is Madhubala.

Chris: Okay then! Time to pose!

Everyone but Chris and Chef: *Walk to the edge of the dock and pose*

Cameron: *Tries to poke around past his taller contestants* Hey, I need to be seen in the photo!

Lightning: I've got you little buddy! *Picks him up and puts him on his shoulders*

Cameron: Woah, I've never felt this tall before!

Madhubala: *Stands off to the side of Cameron, Lightning, Sam, and Dakota,  grumbling to herself* I can't believe that I am stuck on this island...

Lightning: *Pokes her on the shoulder* Hey annoyed girl! Come here!

Madhubala: *Walks up to him with uncertainty* What?

Dakota: You should totes pose with us! It feels great to pose, I should know!

Madhubala: *Sighs* Fine. *Looks forward with them with a small smile*

Chris and Chef: Everyone say: Wawanakwa!

Everyone: Wawanakwa!

Chris: *Snaps the photo*

Zoey: *Holds her eyes shut ready for impact* *Holds one eye open before opening the other* We...didn't fall in?

Chris: *Winks at her* Told ya. Now let's get to that campfire!

Camp Wawanakwa Campfire

*Camera pans out to show everyone at the campfire with some sitting on the stumps and some standing*

Chris: This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next 8 weeks! The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and quite possibly your friends!

*As Chris is saying this it shows a shot of Hayley, Brick, Remi, and Harry carefully listening which cuts to Lightning, Dakota, and Madhubala with Dakota smiling at the two, then finally we have Jo and Scott with Scott smiling at Jo making her threaten to punch him before cutting back to Chris*

Chris: Whoever lasts the longest without being voted off as per usual get $1,000,000 with a new runner-up prize of $100,000! Definitely gives those final two alliances more bang to your buck!

Cameron: If B isn't on my team, I might be a dead man.

Jo: Nothing will save you, pencil neck.

Chris. Now onto the teams: Staci, Madhubala, Sam, Dawn, Harry, Dakota, B, Cassidy, Lightning, Valerie, and Scott! You're officially be known as the Screeching Bats! *Throws the team flag at Sam*

Sam: *Holds it open* Hehehe, killer!

Chris: That leaves us with Anne Maria, Remi, Mi-Svetlana I guess actually, Anaya, Cameron, Hayley, Zoey, Benedict, Edward, Brick, and Jo. You will be known as the Howling Wolves! *Throws the flag at Jo who holds it open*

Jo: *Grins* Now I like the sound of that!

Chris: As per usual, we have the good ol' outhouse confessional for you to both do your business and to say what's on your mind. Make sure to take advantage of it!

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Confessional: Dakota Milton

Dakota: *Shudders and flicks a fly away* Oh it is so wrong that I am in these conditions.

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Confessional: Brick McArthur

Brick: I cannot wait to fight alongside my fellow soldiers in these challenges! The team bonds we'll form will be enough to make a grown man cry!*Flexes his muscles* I may be the strongest player, but I'm all about the team work! Back in cadets I took the teamwork medal three years running! Also the bed making medal, the "flag folding" medal, and the *Grins* letters home to mom metal! I always win that one.

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Confessional: Zoey Salem

Zoey: *Giggles and looks at the camera giddily while clasping her hands together* Wow! I can't believe I'm actually in the Total Drama confessional! Everyone here seems so nice, I am especially excited to have Valerie breathing the same air as me! *Winces* That didn't sound weird, right? I could use a few friends... *Looks down at her lap awkwardly* or...friends period. *Eyes widen in horror* What if they hate me? Maybe this flower is too big...you like me...right?

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(Confessionals End)

Chris: It's time for you to get set into your humble abode!

*Camera pans out to show the cabins behind Chris*

Everyone but Scott: *Groans in frustration*

Scott: *Jumps in the air and clicks* Hotdog!

Jo: *Backs away from him with a look of disgust* You don't need to describe what your breathe smells like.

Chris: *Points to the East Cabins* Bats, you're in the East cabin. Wolves, you're in the West!

Screeching Bats: Girls Side

Dakota: *Enters the cabin with a look of disgust* These cabins are so gross! Is Chris trying to do this on purpose!

Madhubala: *Shuffles past her and says sarcastically* Wow, did you figure that out all by yourself?

Cassidy: *Walks in hold her sword up with a proud look on her face* It'll be an honor to fight alongside my fellow knights!

Madhubala: Did you get a brain transplant from Camelot?

Cameron: *Walks up behind Cassidy with a smile* It's actually quite common for people into the Medieval Age to get into character like this, think of it like a hobby!

Valerie: *Pokes her head out from behind her luggage across the room* Sorry to interrupt short stuff, but aren't you supposed to be in the West cabins?

Cameron: *Nervously chuckles* I settled in pretty quickly and a lot of the people on this team I've talked to are pretty nice, so I thought why not meet more of them?

Cassidy: *Puts one hand on Cameron's shoulder and smiles sweetly at him* So, you're Cameron, right?

Cameron: Mhm, and you're Cassidy, I believe!

Cassidy: Indeed I am dear boy! *Holds out her hand*

Cameron: *Looks at her hand confused*

Cassidy: *Chuckles* This is a handshake, you take my hand and then we shake it up and down!

Cameron: Oh, I've seen these before! I have just never done one myself.

Cassidy: Sheltered kid, right?

Cameron: I guess you could say that, I kind of grew up doing most normal kid stuff, but not exactly in the normal way since I was inside of a large plastic bubble which of course led to some limitations.

Cassidy: Well then friend, we may be on opposing sides, but that doesn't mean I can't teach you a little something about some of the pleasures of the real world that you can't get out of being in a bubble. *Shakes his hand*

Cameron: *Smiles with a light blush*

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Confessional: Cameron Wilkins

Cameron: Now I know what you may be thinking, you think I'm falling for someone just a smidgen too fast. I entirely get that, *Giddily grins* but after how life's been going for me, today is a serendipity! *Rubs his hands with hand sanitizer and raises one eyebrow* I am what is known as a "Bubble Boy". Growing up my mom was REALLY overprotective, so I don't exactly have many of the girls in my life wanting to be with me in that way. I have obviously platonic female friends and I'm close with the women of my family, but other than that I can tell you that it's a turn OFF to have a boy you can't kiss because they're inside a bubble. *Chuckles softly* It is an adjustment, but I think I'll grow to really like life outside of my bubble! I can truly become a force to be reckoned with! *Looks up and gasps while holding his head* No way, danaus plexippus! The Monarch Butterfly

*The butterfly then lands on his head and pulls him back*

Cameron: Ah! So...heavy! *Falls to the floor*

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Howling Wolves: Boys Cabin

Cameron: *Enters the cabin, but gives a surprised look* Svetlana? What are you doing in the boys cabin?

Mike: Huh? Oh hey Cameron, just unpacking.

Cameron: What happened to the Russian accent and frankly the feminine aspect your voice?

Mike: *Nervously chuckles* Svetlana is just one of my characters, I wanted to make it known when I got here that I was an actor by entering with a character. I just got a little...too into it since I'm a method actor.

Cameron: Ah, I see.

Brick: I sure do love the dedication you have to your work, soldier! Semper fi!

Mike: Y-yup! Loyal to it!

Benedict: Hm...interesting. One can only wonder who else you have in your arsenal.

*The camera cuts to the outside of the cabin, revealing that Anaya is listening in on their conversation*

Anaya: *Whispers to herself* It is interesting Benedict, interesting indeed.

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Confessional: Anaya Fadel

Anaya: Mike is an interesting man, a method actor who seemingly, "Gets lost in his roles".  I must say though, Svetlana seemed awfully real for her to simply be a character. *Chuckles* It could be the therapist me talking though. I am actually studying to be a therapist which means I take any opportunity I can get to learn more and have first hand experience, but therapists do not jump to conclusions. They simply...make observations.

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Chris: *From the intercom* ~Once you've had your food in a bit, we will be commencing our first challenge. It'll be a rite of passage of sorts for the second generation of this show! McLean out.~ *Turns off the intercom with a beep*

Everyone: *Starts walking towards the dining hall*

Annie Maria: *Starts spraying her hair furiously*

Cameron: *Starts coughing due to the fumes*

Remi: Are you trying to burn a hole into the ozone layer? *Taps her finger on Anne Maria's hair only to hear a metallic thud*

Madhubala: *Snorts*

Anne Maria: Ey Blondie, I gotta keep up this hair! Keep ya hands off the merchandise!

Remi: Oh so that's how it's going to be, now is it?!

Dawn: *Puts one hand on Remi's shoulder* I would suggest stop talking to her while you can, it's truly not worth it. *Looks around at her fellow teammates* I hope you know how to swim.

Mike: Why's that?

Dawn: Oh you'll see.

Edward: Of course I know how to swim, I need to be prepared for if I have to walk the plank!

Mike: That's...great Edward. *Looks away uncomfortably*

Cameron: *Shrugs* It's only the first challenge, how bad can it be?

Lightning and Sam: *Wince together*

B: *Facepalms*

Zoey: Oh dear God...

*Suddenly the camera cuts to all 22 campers in their swimsuits at the top of the famous Wawanakwa cliff, zooming out far enough to make the contestants look like mere specks*

Cameron:...I hate to beat a dead horse, but I am a dead man.

Screeching Bats:

Staci Collingwood
Madhubala Biswas
Sam Rogan
Dawn Ayla
Harry Arany
Dakota Milton
Beverly 'B' Smith
Cassidy Kirkland
Rudolph 'Lightning' Jackson
Valerie Delgado
Scott Lantz

Howling Wolves:

Antonia 'Anne Maria' Bellucci
Remi Blanchet
Mike Vero
Anaya Fadel
Cameron Wilkins 
Hayley Nichols
Zoey Salem
Benedict Fox
Edward Marin
Brick McArthur
Joanna 'Jo' Rosemary