A/n- just a warning, this book gets pretty inappropriate xD Keep in mind that the characters are now around the age of 22/23 as well :)

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"We're eating actual food?" Heather said when the campers entered the cafeteria the next morning and were handed a stack of blueberry pancakes with syrup drizzled on top.

"Mmm...I know..." Cody said, half of a pancake already in his mouth.

"Who are you and what have you done with Chef?" LeShawna teased.

"Wait," Lindsay gasped. "Chef's not here?!"

"I am here," Chef answered, flipping a pancake and placing it on Mike's plate. "Just being watched by the network."

"Of course you are," Noah commented. Chef growled, squeezing his fist around the spatula. If only I could just throw it...

"Campers!" Chris happily entered the room. "How was you sleep? Never mind, I don't care, because mine was totally amazing!" He stretched, letting out a yawn. "Anyways, you guys have about an hour to eat before your first challenge begins!"

"What will the challenge be?" Tyler asked. "Cause I can guarantee that my strong fingers are still be super useful!"

"Well, about that...pretty sure you won't need any finger muscles for this one."

**

"Truth or...truth?" Justin raised an eyebrow. "Seriously?"

"Yes," Chris smiled. "It's like truth or dare, except there are no dares. And since you guys are all mature adults, I've looked up some of the dirtiest and most personal questions on the internet and placed them on cards." Everyone gulped. "Each team will receive three questions, and every single person has to answer. If you refuse to answer, your team loses a point. The teams will be playing in their team cabin. And just a friendly reminder...the cameras are rolling to be rolling the entire time."

**

The Pink Flamingos

"Come on, guys," Cody tried reassuring as their team sat in a circle on the floor of the cabin, three cards laying in the center. "The questions can't be that bad."

"He's right!" Sierra exclaimed. "I'll read the first one!" She quickly flipped the card over. "Name five-ahh!" She dropped the card, scooting away from it.

"What? Was it a spider?" Noah snorted. Sierra only shook her head, eyes wide in horror. "Oh come on," he said. "I'll read it!" Noah cleared his throat before speaking. "Name five body parts that your partner likes to kiss."

The room went silent.

"Anyone want to go first?" Noah asked, still maintaining a straight face.

"I'll go," José said with a small shrug. "And we'll go counterclockwise." He said this knowing that his brother would be the last one to go. Oh, all the embarrassing things he was about to learn about him! "Well, considering I've had multiple partners, there are definitely more than five places." He smirked when he heard Lindsay giggle. Alejandro rolled his eyes in disgust. "Anyways, I will pick my latest partner. She loved kissing my lips of course, my biceps, neck, fingers, and thighs."

"Ok next!" Cody nearly screamed, face turning bright red. Noah was handed the card.

"Alright," he said. "Emma likes kissing my lips, cheek, head, forehead, and nose."

"Wow," Owen said. "You kept that very clean."

"It's the way to go," he smiled, handing the card to his friend. "Especially when you know you're on camera. Your turn big guy."

"Well..." Owen started. "I've never really had a 'partner' per say...well, I dated Izzy, but she would only kiss me on the lips or cheek. That was all." He handed the card to Lindsay.

"Hmm...Tyler kisses me on the lips, on the ears, neck, arms, and shoulders. Oh and there are other places too! Let me name all of them-"

"Only five!" Noah yelled. "Please!"

"Oh, ok..." she said, then handed the card to Sierra.

"Ok, so I've never had a partner kiss me anywhere, but in my dreams, Cody kisses me all the time!"

"Oh no..." Cody's shoulders stiffened.

"He kisses me on the lips, ankles...ooo...that's my favorite...ears, collarbone, and neck! Eeep! I get so excited just thinking about it!" Cody swallowed hard. Why?

"Alright, it's my turn, Sierra..." he took the card out of her hand as quick as he could before she could say anything else. "Sierra...she's kisses me in all five of those places. So, yeah..." he tossed it over to Heather.

Her face flushed bright red as she prepared to answer. "Well, uh-" her voice cracked. This really wasn't fair, considering nobody else's partners were on the same team as them. And the fact that Alejandro was right next to her. "Alejandro..." she laughed nervously, biting her lower lip. "He, uh...he really likes my ears, yeah...t-those..." She swore she could feel that handsome jerk smirking as she struggled to speak. "And, uh...you can't forget the lips." She swallowed. "Then it's my neck, s-stomach, and, uh..." oh no. She was not going to say it. Not in front of José. Maybe I could just make up a place, like shoulders or something. But that's not his favorite place... "Chest." She finished, letting out a sigh of relief.

"What exactly on your chest, Heather?" Alejandro whispered. She made a small noise in protest, shaking her head. "I'm sorry," he said. "I didn't quite get that." She looked around and noticed everyone chucking.

"You guys are all idiots," she rolled her eyes. "You wanna know the truth? He loves kissing my boobs. Over and over again." Heather smirked as she saw their expressions turned from mock to disgust. She saw her fiancé's face go bright red from the corner of her eye.

"Gross!" Sierra squealed.

"...Seriously?" Noah said, expression still the same.

"Oh ha ha ha," Owen chuckled. "Remember at Camp Wawanakwa when Harold saw your-"

"Yes, Owen! We all remember!" She laughed nervously, scratching the back of her head. "No need to bring that up again."

"Wait," Alejandro said, looking concerned. "What did Harold see?!"

"Have you not seen Total Drama Island?" The Spaniard nodded.

"Just not every episode."

"Ugh," Heather groaned. "It's nothing important-"

"Harold saw Heather's boobs!" Sierra blurted out. "Her top was ripped off in "X-Treme Torture," Episode 13 during the mud race."

"But you told me I was the first one to-"

"Yes!" Heather hissed quietly, cheeks turning crimson. "A tree branch ripped my top off and he didn't look away! Ugh! As if I'd show that dweeb my body! And also, that was over six years ago!" She glared at Owen.

"Sorry..." he sunk his head down between his shoulders.

"I hate this game!!"

"But we're still waiting for Al to go," José smiled devilishly. "I bet you can't even name that many."

Alejandro gave him a death glare before speaking. "Heather likes to kiss pretty much every part of my body. In fact, she could do it all day if she wanted-"

"Alejandro!" Heather yelled. "Just answer and be done with it!"

"Fine," he pouted. "My lips, incredible jawline..." His fiancé rolled her eyes. "My neck, my rock hard abs, and my back. Shall I go on?" He directed towards his brother.

"Please spare us all and don't," José rolled his eyes, annoyed. Alejandro gritted his teeth and balled his fists. Estupido! You should've expected this! It's Chris! He loves to torture people! Ugh! I should've just kept my mouth shut about him in World Tour!

"Ok, next question!" Cody said quickly.

"Ugh," Heather groaned. "I forgot we had to do three of these!"

José picked up the next card and read: "What was the most embarrassing moment in your life?"

"Well this one's lame," Noah deadpanned.

"Would you rather answer more like the last one?" Heather said.

"Well obviously, it wasn't a problem for me...unlike you."

"You're really pushing it, little buddy."

"Can we please just get on with the game?" Lindsay whined.

"She's right," José smiled, winking at the blonde who blushed and giggled to herself. "Anyways," he cleared his throat. "The most embarrassing moment of my life was when my baby brother Al was beat in Total Drama World Tour by a girl. It really brought a lot of embarrassment to the Burromuerto family."

"And your last name wasn't embarrassing enough?" Noah snickered, but shut up when José glared at him. He then handed him the card. "Alright. My most embarrassing moment was when I kissed Cody's ear and everyone thought I was doing it on purpose. Next!"

"Whoa whoa whoa," Alejandro smirked, forgetting about his anger with José. "You did what?"

"How many episodes have you not seen?" Heather snapped.

"He was kissing Cody's right ear in "The Awake-A-Thon ," Episode 3 of Total Drama Island."

"And I honestly thought she was over this show," Heather muttered.

"Hey! I may be over Chris, but I'll never be over Cody or any of you guys."

"...Anywho," Owen began, creeped out. "The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I was in elementary school. I went to the bathroom and they were out of toilet paper, so I had to walk over to the next stall and there were like three other people in there."

"I don't know what's grosser," Noah said. "This or Heather's boob story."

"So, um..." Lindsay started. "My most embarrassing moment was when I thought Tyler was Noah. But I can't really remember who Noah is now. It's so strange. At least I know who my boyfriend is. Here you go, Kierra," she handed the card to Sierra.

"Well, first, it's Sierra. And second...probably when I found out that Cody had voted for me every time in World Tour. It...it still makes me a bit sad when I think about it."

"Sierra," Cody groaned. "You know why I tried to vote you off, didn't you?"

"Yeah..." she whispered, hanging her head. "I know I was being a little...overboard, but I just couldn't help it! And I promise not to bother you anymore unless you tell me to."

"Hey...thank you," he smiled, surprised at her maturity. After all, it had been a while and they were now adults. Sierra nodded, handing the card to him.

"I would have to say that the most embarrassing moment of my life was when-" he stopped himself. Maybe I shouldn't say anything about Sierra, considering that she's trying to be a sane person. I'll just pick the other one... "When Alejandro pushed me into shark infested waters when I could've been in the final two."

"Ha ha, classic," the Spaniard chuckled. "Like you had a chance of winning anyways."

"I wouldn't speak too soon, Al," José said. "Even a Rock could've taken Cody out..."

"Hey!" Both said man and Sierra defended.

"...And like I said before, you were defeated by Heather."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Heather crossed her arms. "I bet I could kick your ass right now!" She growled. "Cody, give me the card!" He quickly handed it over. "My most embarrassing moment was either when all of my hair was shaved off because of stupid Chris..." everyone chuckled. She glared daggers at them, then they went silent. "Or when I first met José because he was such a disappointment compared to Alejandro. I mean, I thought the Burromuertos were supposed to be attractive."

The room went silent for a moment.

"Ooo...burn..." Owen eventually said.

José scoffed. "So? At least I'm not a self centered bitch!"

Alejandro gritted his teeth. "Oh, and you're not?! Heather may be self centered, but she has her moments!"

"...Where?" Noah said quietly, but was ignored.

"Ok! Alejandro, go!" Cody yelled to stop the fight from getting any worse.

"Don't tell me when to go, little guy!"

"Ok," Heather breathed out. "I hate to say it, but Cody's right. Just go."

"Fine. I've never been embarrassed in my entire life." José began laughing immediately.

"That is such a lie, hermano. A very malo lie! What about the time when you were getting ready for your first date with Heather and almost forgot to brush your hair and even put pants on?! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Really?" Heather smirked. "I would've paid to see that.

"Whatever," he rolled his eyes, looking away.

"Everyone needs to calm down!" Cody had to scream. "Now, we have a game to finish. Do we wanna win or lose this?"

"That's my Cody!" Sierra smiled.

José rolled his eyes and picked up the last card. "Have you ever thought about cheating on your significant other?" He smirked. "Yes, many times. She's muy estupido!" Noah grabbed the card.

"No." He passed it to Owen.

"I'd never do that! Although Izzy is practically insane, she doesn't deserve to be cheated on."

"I don't think so?" Lindsay wondered. "What's cheating again?"

Sigh. "It's when-"

"Don't even bother," Noah interrupted José. "She'll forget it in about half an hour."

"Never! Codykins is my number one man!" Sierra sighed dreamily.

"What about Cameron?"

"Well...I was pretending he was Cody! So...that doesn't count! But now that the real Cody is here, I don't feel as attached to Cameron anymore."

"Uh..." Cody said. "I've never had a significant other, and don't even think about arguing about it, Sierra!" The girl with purple hair sighed in defeat, slumping his shoulders.

"No," Heather shook her head. "Alejandro doesn't deserve it. Besides, I pretty much hate everyone else."

"Thank you, mi amor," Alejandro took the card out of hand, but not before placing a soft kiss on her knuckles. "I've never ever thought about cheating on Heather, but with other girls..."

"Well yeah," the queen bee said. "Everyone else is garbage compared to me."

"Then you must be a wasteland," Noah commented, making everyone chuckle.

"So is your sarcastic ass," Alejandro defended her.

Owen gasped. "Don't say that about my friend!"

"Well then tell your friend not to say that about my fiancé!"

"Why can't we just all get along?" Cody groaned.

**

The Scarlet Zebras

A/n- Lol I just realized that I put most of the nice people in one group😂

"Who wants to go first?" Mike said.

"We could just go in alphabetical order?" Cameron suggested.

"Alright. So...you'd be first."

"Dang it! You're right!" The spectacled guy frowned. "Ok," he took a deep breath before picking up the card. "Here goes nothing...What is the worst thing you've ever done in your life?"

"Huh," Zoey. "I honestly thought they'd be harder."

"Well...the worst thing I've ever done was probably use Scott as shark bate during that one challenge in All-Stars."

"Was it really that bad, though?" Gwen chuckled. "I mean, it's Scott. And didn't he do the same to you after?"

"Well...I just feel bad about it."

"Awe, buddy," Mike pat him on the back. "You're too good for this world." DJ then took the card.

"Well...I-I really don't like to talk about it, b-but...i-in World Tour, I-I killed a bunch a baby animals..." he began tearing up.

"Dude," Geoff comforted. "It's alright, man. They were just accidents."

"Y-yeah, but still," he sniffled. "It's still my fault."

"It's really not," Izzy said. "I kill animals on accident all the time!" The group looked at her and blinked a couple times, not really knowing how to respond to that.

"The meanest thing I've ever done was think about the ratings before Bridgette...back when were on Total Drama Aftermath." Geoff frowned.

When it was Gwen's turn, she sighed. "I've done so many things wrong. But the worst thing, the one that I will always regret...was probably-" What am I doing? "Probably...listening to Duncan about Trent. I really wish I would've done things better at the time." Trent's eyes widened as he looked up at his ex. He felt a tiny smile form on his lips.

"Well!" Izzy suddenly said. "The worst thing I've ever done was probably jump off a building...yeah. Oh! Or it was probably when I got on a moving train. Or-"

"Alright!" Geoff said. "We get it! Now it's Mike's turn."

"Alright," the lean man took the card. "The worst thing I've ever done was let my...well, I really don't wanna say his name...dark personality take over me. I almost lost Zoey."

"Aw Mike," she smiled sweetly, placing a hand on his shoulder. "It wasn't your fault."

"It was," he frowned. "I should've had better control."

"But you're back now, and that's all that matters," she rubbed his shoulder comfortingly.

Trent gulped when he was handed the card. What should I say? Man, I should've prepared for this beforehand! He glanced at Gwen from across the circle, and felt his heart beat out of control. "I...I really regret the time I left Gwen buried in the sand. She didn't deserve that at all." Gwen looked back at him, a light shade of pink rising to her cheeks.

"Well," Zoey began. "As much as I would hate to admit it, I've gotta say that the worst thing I've done was not believe Alejandro when he told me about...Mike's other personality. I felt so stupid when I found out."

"I'm so sorry, Zo," her husband took her hand. "And you're not stupid. Don't ever say that about yourself."

"Man," Geoff frowned. "All this love is making me think about Bridgette."

"Dumbest thing you've ever said during...sex?!" Cameron squeaked, quickly slamming the card down. "No...I-I can't do this anymore!"

"Dude," Geoff said. "We're adults. Come on. Just answer."

"Fine. I've never slept with anyone before, nor do I want to. There. Next!"

"Me neither!" DJ practically threw the card in Geoff's direction.

"Well, uh..." he blushed, scratching the back of his neck. "I...told Bridgette that it was her turn to do the laundry?" He passed it to Gwen, who turned bright red.

"I...can't remember!"

"You have to answer," Geoff smirked.

"Uh..." her voice shook as she looked at Trent. We've never slept together. It would be too awkward! "No, just...Izzy, go!"

"Aw, we lost a point though," Zoey frowned. "Come on, Gwen, it can't be that bad."

"It's...not necessarily what I said that was bad. I just...I don't wanna remember it..."

"Think we can afford to lose a point?" Mike said.

"Probably," Cameron replied. "One of the other teams is bound to have lost a point, especially if they have questions like this one."

"Well I've never had sex before," Izzy started. "But I can think of some really weird things that you could say, like-"

"No!"

"Ok, ok...geez." She passed the question to Mike.

"Well...I've never really said anything that stupid."

"Ha ha," Izzy said. "Just imagine if his other personalities were still around and they-"

"Stop!"

"Why can't I talk?"

"Because...Izzy," Geoff stated. "We already know what you're gonna say, and we really don't wanna hear it." Mike passed it to Trent.

"I've...never had sex before either." He said, glancing at Gwen. He had to admit, he was a little upset that she chose to do it with someone else, but it was her choice, after all. And he hand a feeling he knew who it was. He began to feel sick to his stomach. "I've...gotta go use the restroom! Be right back!" He practically sprinted out of the cabin.

Gwen frowned, knowing perfectly well why he ran out. She wanted to go after him, but she felt a little resentment. Plus, she wasn't about to go into the men's bathroom.

"Are...we still playing?" Zoey asked awkwardly.

"I...guess so?" Geoff replied.

"But how are we gonna get any points without Trent here?" Mike asked.

"He'll probably be back by his turn on the next round," said DJ. "Now I wanna get this game over with so let's get going!"

"Ok, so...the dumbest thing over ever said during sex?" Zoey hummed in thought. "Oh boy..." she giggled. "This is turning out to be a lot harder than I thought it would be. Probably...where's my phone charger?" She blushed a deep red.

"Ha ha, I remember that," Mike laughed, blushing a little as well.

"Geez, Chris really likes invading our privacy..." she said.

"No kidding."

"I'm so scared to look at the next one..." Cameron closed his eyes while he grabbed the card and slowly flipped it over. He swallowed before reading. "Who has the best body in his room?! Lord help me! Uh...I'm just gonna say, uh...Gwen!" He pointed to the goth woman.

Her eyes winded. "Huh?!" He only picked me because Izzy's insane and Zoey's married...right?

DJ nervously bit his nails and frantically scanned the room. "...Gwen?" He squeaked out before hiding his face.

"Is everyone just gonna pick me?!" She said.

"Well," Geoff began. "I would lick Bridgette, but she's not on this team, so yeah. Gwen. Definitely Gwen."

"Ugh..." she slumped her shoulders. "I guess I'd pick...oh no...why did I think of him first? Why?! "...Trent?" She could practically feel Geoff giving her that knowing look. The one he always used when he knew something was up. But there is absolutely nothing going on between us! ...Right?

"Hmm..." Izzy placed her hand under her chin. "The best body? I'm gonna have to go with Zoey because her pregnancy makes her glow! And I love glowing things!

"Aw, thank you," Zoey smiled, laughing a little.

"I'd have to say Zoey too," Mike grinned, putting an arm around his wife.

"Wait," Zoey said. "Trent's not back yet."

"I can go check on him," Geoff offered. They all nodded, and he got up and walked out of the cabin.

"Well...I might as well go and finish the game," the redhead said. "I think that Mike has the best body."

A part of Gwen was glad that Trent wasn't here. What if he said that I had a good body too? But why should that matter? More than half of my team said so! Why is it any different with him? Inside, Gwen knew exactly why it was.

The Purple Butterflies

"Remind me: why does Chris make us play stupid games?" LeShawna said, sitting between Harold and Scott in the circle their team had made.

"Because he's a literal psycho," Bridgette replied.

"Alright," Tyler cracked his knuckles. "I'm ready for whatever questions he wants to throw at us! Give me the card!"

"Uh...dude, it's right in front of you," said Duncan.

"Oh!" He raised both his eyebrows. "I guess that means I'm going first?"

"We've already decided you were," said Justin.

"I...guess I missed that too..." the jock laughed awkwardly, then picked it up. "If you were He opposite sex for one hour, what would you do?"

"That's it, I'm out," Courtney started to stand up, when Bridgette pulled her back down.

"No, please don't leave me here with...them." The mocha colored woman looked out at her teammates, then sighed.

"Alright," she whispered. "But don't expect me to answer all three questions."

"You've got this!" The surfer smiled. Courtney But her lip nervously.

"Well," Tyler started. "If I were a girl for an hour, I'd probably look in the mirror and brush my hair. If my hair would be anything Lindsay's hair, I'd want to touch it." He passed it on to Justin.

"If I were a girl...I'd probably be the most gorgeous girl. I'd look at myself for a while, then try and see if I've still got the charm." He winked. Everyone groaned as he handed the card to Harold.

"If I were a girl, I'd probably want to try on a lot of dresses. And maybe I'll understand the struggle of periods." LeShawna smacked him upside the head before she went. "Ow..."

"If I were a boy, I'd see if I was really as strong and smart as they say they are. So far, I'm doubting it."

Scott smirked when he got the question. "If I were a lady...well, I'd want to learn a few things about my anatomy. Ya know what I'm saying?" He looked at Duncan, who nodded in agreement.

"I know exactly what you mean, bro, and I've gotta say the same for myself." He grabbed the card and Bridgette immediately snatched it from him.

"If I were a boy, I'd take off my shirt, wet it down, and smack you two with it as hard as I could!" Courtney couldn't help but giggle a bit. She smiled as her firmed handed her the question.

"Is do the same as Bridgette, but it would be a jacket with a loose zipper."

"Ooo..." Tyler cringed. "That's gotta hurt."

"Wow," Duncan said without thinking. "Looks like princess still has that fire in her."

Courtney gasped when she heard him use...that word. It had been forever since she'd seen him, since he had called her that. Yet, if she were in a crowd with a million people saying 'princess,' she'd be able to make out his voice. And she hated it. She hated how she remembered that damned voice so well.

Duncan immediately shut up after he heard himself say that. What the heck?! We broke up a long time ago! Why did I say that?

"What characteristic would you change about yourself?" Tyler asked the next question,bringing him out of his thoughts. "Well, I'd like to change a lot of things. I kinda wish I was smarter sometimes."

"Me too," Justin said. "Just kidding, I wouldn't change a thing about myself."

"I'd probably want to gain more knowledge as well," said Harold. "I already know a lot about the world, but I still haven't been able to research North Korea."

"Probably the way my hair gets all crazy when it's hot outside," LeShawna answered. "I absolutely hate when I get an afro that I can't tame!" She passed it to Scott.

"I wish I knew more about women," the farm boy admitted. "I just started dating this girl named Dawn and I have no idea how to talk to her."

"Dude," Duncan said as he was handed the question. "You wanna act like you don't care. That always sets them off and makes them want more. You act like it until they finally confront you about it."

"That's the dumbest advice I've ever heard," LeShawna said. "Don't listen to that juvenile shark head. Women like when men understand them. We like when y'all listen to our problems, but never offer advice because that may annoy us. You also don't wanna be too clingy either. That annoys us too. You wanna be smooth, but if you ain't as smooth as mama's gravy-as DJ likes to call it, that's ok. Be smooth in your own way. Be yourself. And is she turns you down, she don't deserve your love."

"Wow," Scott said. "No offense Duncan, but that was way more helpful. Thanks LeShawna. I wish I could've been in a season with you-well, besides this one."

"Anytime," she smiled.

"Ok, who's turn is it even?" Justin said, one eyebrow raised.

"It's mine, pretty boy," Duncan said. "If I had to change something about myself, I guess it would be how...soft I can be." Everyone began to laugh.

"Oh yeah," Scott smiled. "All-Stars was the worst!"

The punk growled, balling his fists. "Don't think I'm too soft, though. Remember when I blew up Chris's so-called "mansion?" He air-quoted.

"Yeah, but didn't you get thrown in jail?" Bridgette asked mockingly. She remembered laughing her head off with Geoff when they were both watching it at home.

"Yeah, but...ugh! Just go, Malibu!"

Bridgette smirked, grabbing the card from him. "I really hate how easily I can be persuaded by people. Remember the time I kissed that pole in World Tour?"

"Oh yeah!" Tyler laughed. "Alejandro stole so many girls that Summer."

"He was such a douche," LeShawna snapped, shaking her head. "I can't believe I left my Harold for him!"

"Don't worry, babe," Harold said. "If he ever tries to hit on you again, I'll fight him!"

"Um...guys?" Said Bridgette. "Aren't we forgetting that he's engaged? Things have changed a lot since World Tour. I was simply providing an example of how vulnerable I can get." She gave Courtney the card.

"Ok, this is really stupid," the brunette said. "But I really wish that I'd stop failing so much at everything. It's so annoying! I want to win something for once!"

Scott began to chuckle. "Well maybe you wouldn't fail if you weren't so crazy." Courtney just glared him and turned away, crossing her arms with a scoff.

"Ok, last question!" Tyler flipped it over. "Ooo...this one's good! Among everyone in this room, who would you date? Well, since Linds isn't here...I guess I'd choose Bridgette."

The surfer girl's eyes widened and she faked a barfing noise, Courtney laughing. "Well," Justin held the card. "Besides myself...Courtney."

"Sorry," The former C.I.T. said. "But I don't think I'm into guys with two brain cells." Bridgette and her went into a fit of laughter again.

"I'd date LeShawna," Harold said, passing the question to her.

"And I'd date you, sugar cookie," she winked.

"Aww...I really wish Dawn was here," Scott pouted. "But..." he looked at the girls on his team. Bridgette wasn't really his type, and neither was LeShawna. But was he about to tell Courtney that he'd date her? Hell no. "I...guess I'd date LeShawna, since she gave me good advice about love."

"Hey!" Harold said. "You better not come any closer!"

"Harold, relax," LeShawna said. "It's only because he cant pick his girlfriend. And because I can't pick crazy, he thought, not daring to look at Courtney.

"Hmm..." Duncan thought. "Who would I date in this room? Nobody's really my type except for maybe Princess over there."

Courtney's eyes widened. Did he seriously just-ugh! Her cheeks immediately turned bright pink. "Don't be stupid, Duncan! Pick someone else!"

"There's no one else that I like in this room, sweetheart."

"You just-you're such an ogre!" Although she's never admit it out loud, Courtney missed using that word. Especially since she only used it around him.

"Well, since Geoff's not here, I'd date-" she paused, looking at all the guys. "You know what? I'd probably go lesbian and date Courtney."

"I'd do the same," Courtney said while glaring at Duncan.

"We all know you wouldn't, princess," he said, a stupid smirk on his face. The brunette gritted her teeth.

**

"Ok, campers!" Chris announced as everyone was sitting by the campfire. "None if you will be getting marshmallows tonight or any night, because once again, there are going to be no eliminations this season. But I will announce each team's score after every game, and if your team is down a point, I will point out who's fault it was, just so you remember when you're trying to decide how to split the money."

Just then, Chef walked up next to the host, a clipboard in his hands, and promptly handed it to him. "So for The Pink Flamingos...you have 7 points."

"What?!" Heather said. "But all of us answered the questions!"

"Nuh uh uh," he said. "Alejandro didn't answer the second question: What was the most embarrassing moment if your life?"

"He did! Didn't you see the video?!"

"Yes, we all know he almost forgot to wear pants on your first date." Everyone laughed. "But that isn't the point. José answered for him."

"Oh, I didn't know you couldn't do that. I was honestly trying to help," José feigned innocence. I know what you're doing, hermano! Alejandro balled his fists.

The Scarlet Zebras have only 6 points, due to Gwen's refusal to answer question two: What was the dumbest thing you've ever said during sex?"

Duncan's eyes widened, knowing exactly why she didn't sneer that one. He didn't really wanna remember either. It wasn't because Gwen was a terrible person or anything. He just didn't feel that 'spark' between them anymore.

"...And due to Trent's disappearance in the middle of the game, right after he answered the same question Gwen refused to." Trent frowned. Chris is always trying to put us against each other.

"As for The Purple Butterflies...you guys have earned 8 points!"

"Yay!" The team cheered, giving each other high-fives.

Chris turned to the camera. "It's only been one game, and things are already getting juicy. Who will win? Who will lose? And who will just fall apart? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Reunion!"