Chris: Last time on Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa, our 32 contestants were introduced and put on to two teams, The Soaring Eagles and The Ferocious Tigers! Tears were shed, friendships were challenged, and arguments broke out! The drama's really getting started! Find out what happens in our first challenge on Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa!

(Theme Song)

Chris: Alright campers! WAKE UP! It's time for your first challenge! Meet me at the top of the cliff in 20 minutes! Be sure to change into your swimsuits!

(Inside the Soaring Eagles Girl's cabin)

Gwen: Seriously? We have to wake up this early! Ug! I hate this stupid show! This better not be a repeat of Season 1!

Courtney: Yeah! Chris has to face that he's out lived his usefulness. We need a new host to make new and original challenges.

Zoey: (laughing) Yeah you can say that again!

Courtney: (hops outta bed) Well, better go get changed.

(At the top of the cliff, 20 minutes later)

Chris: It's time for the challenge! And in case you were wondering, no, this will not be a repeat of Season 1's first challenge!

Gwen: Yes! Thank goodness we don't have to do that stupid challenge again!

Chris: Actually Gwen, it will be exactly like that challenge but with even more death defying risks! Each team member will have to jump off the cliff and into the water where they will search for a little seahorse! You will have 30 seconds to try and catch one and bring it to shore! Each team member will get one shot at this and for every baby seahorse you find, you get one point! Watch out for hungry sharks that I haven't fed since... well actually I've never fed them! The team with the most amount of points in the end wins!

Gwen: (rolls eyes) Of course, Chris.

Scott: Are you kidding me? It just had to be sharks!

Chris: Yep! And if you refuse to dive, your team loses a point! Alright? Begin guys!

(The Soaring Eagles)

Emma: Alright team! Who's going first?

Noah: Oooh! I'll go first! Cuz its something only a really brave person would do.

Jacques: Or a really stupid person.

Emma: Shut it! Don't talk to my Noah like that! Now let's hurry up guys! No-ah distractions!

Noah: Um... Did you just say...

Jacques: Just go already! (pushes Noah off the cliff) Enjoy your swim!

Josee: (laughing) Nice one Jacques!

Noah: (splashes into the water and a shark beats him up. Swims back up to the top gasping for air) Not cool Jaq!

Chris: And Noah's 30 seconds are up! Next!

(The Ferocious Tigers)

Sky: Alright everyone! I volunteer to go first!

Lightning: Nah. I'll go first! Sha-Bam!

Sky: Fine! Whatever. We just gotta hurry up! Go Lightning!

Lightning: (jumps in and punches the Sharks as they come to him. Grabs a seahorse and swims back up) I got one! Oh Yeah! I'm the best!

Dave: Just hurry and put it in our team aquarium slow-poke!

Sky: Really Dave? Do you have to always be so rude and negative? (Screaming to Lightning) Great job! Now we're in the lead!

Lightning: (to Sky) Thanks pretty girl.

(In confessional)
Dave: Did Lightning just refer to Sky as "pretty girl"? Well, that's idiotic. (Looking nervous) I don't care one bit, I could care less. (Bites fingernails)
(End confessional)

Chris: And that makes the score 0-1! The Ferocious Tigers are in the lead!

(Soaring Eagles)

Josee: (to Noah) Way to go moron! Now we are losing! I will go next and show you all how it's done! FOR THE GOLD!

Noah: (sarcastically) Hope you don't run out of oxygen down there!

Josee: (in a fake nice voice) Thanks so much! (Dives into water with a perfect form. Swims under water and sees a seahorse and squeezes it by the neck. Swims to shore with it) Yes! That's how it's done!

Samey: Yikes. That poor seahorse. Could you be a little more gentle, it's a living thing!

Josee: How dare you talk to me like that! Do you want us to lose? I just did a perfect job out there and all you care about is this STUPID CREATURE!

(In confessional)
Josee: If we lose, that stupid animal lover is GOING DOWN!  Well either her or MacArthur! You know what, I hope we have a double elimination!
(End confessional)

(Ferocious Tigers)

Geoff: Alright dudes and dudettes, who's going next?

Sky: I'll be next! We gotta keep our lead guys! (Dives in but then is surrounded by sharks. Uses her gymnastic skills to jump over the sharks and then grabs a seahorse) Yes!

Lightning: Aw yeah! Go Sky!

Chris: And that makes the score 1-2. Ferocious Tigers, you're still in the lead!

(Soaring Eagles)

Ryan: So uh, Carrie wanna go together, it kinda helped me in Mexico when you went with me.

Carrie: Oh uh yeah! We do work pretty well together! Let's do this! (Both jump in)

Stephanie: WHAT ON EARTH?! DID RYAN JUST JUMP WITH CARRIE?! (Jumps in after them)

(In confessional)
Ryan: Yeah. I kinda forgot Stephanie was on our team. (Scratches back of his head) I think I made a big mistake. Sorry Steph.
(End confessional)

(Carrie and Ryan start searching but are interrupted by Stephanie who slaps Ryan under water. Stephanie is too busy being angry to even look for a seahorse. Carrie then swims off and finds a seahorse. Ryan and Stephanie continue fighting under water.)

Carrie: Yay! I got one guys! 

Chris: Ryan and Stephanie, you are outta time!

Ryan: Darn it. (Has Slap marks all over his face)

Cody: Did he get mauled by a shark?

Junior: (to Cody) More like he got mauled by his girlfriend. (laughs)

Stephanie: Way to go Ryan! Now we both didn't get one and we're gonna lose! I hate you so much!

Ryan: Well it's your own fault. You were to busy trying to kill me so we both didn't get a chance to do the challenge.

Stephanie: JUST SHUT UP!

(In confessional)
Devin: Seriously?! Ryan was trying to hold hands with my girlfriend again! Muscle Face better go home! Carrie is mine! And he needs to learn to back off!
(End confessional)

(Ferocious Tigers)

Kitty: All right! I'll give it a go. Anyone wanna come with?

Devin: I'm coming!  Hey Muscle Face! (Waves to Ryan) Over here!  Here's how it's done! (Dives) FOR CARRIE!

(Kitty dives in after Devin, and then Mike follows. Devin finds a seahorse and comes back to shore bragging to Ryan. Mike finds one too, but Kitty is unable to find a seahorse.)

Chris: Now the score is 2-4!  Keep diving campers!

Ryan: Devin what is your problem? Are you mad at me or something?

Devin: Uh of course not! (Lies)

(In confessional)
Devin: Of course I'm mad at that jerk! What kind of guy wouldn't be mad if another guy was flirting with his girlfriend???
(End confessional)

Mike: Sweet! We're in the lead! Come on Devin let's head back atop the hill. (Runs off)

(Soaring Eagles)

Cody: Don't worry ladies! I'll get us a point for sure. Come on Gwen let's go together!

Gwen: In your dreams! I'm not diving with you! Someone else can go.

Cody: (tries to grab and tug Gwen with him)

Zoey: Don't worry Gwen! I'll come with you! If that's ok with everyone. Is-

Courtney: (butting in) Oh and I'll go too! Come on Bff's lets hustle. (Dives in)

(In confessional)
Zoey: "Bff's"? Wow Courtney is really trying to play me this season. Maybe she doesn't like me being friends with Gwen. I hope she doesn't try to eliminate me.
(End confessional)

(Cody, Gwen, Zoey, and Courtney all dive in. Zoey and Courtney both get a seahorse, but Gwen and Cody are attacked by sharks.)

Gwen: Ug I didn't get one. I hate this show. (Walks off)

Courtney: Yes! I got one!

Zoey: Me too! Nice job Courtney!

Courtney: (phony voice) Oh you too Zoey.

(Ferocious Tigers)

Tom: ATTENTION EVERYONE! Presenting the newest fashionable swimwear! As you can see my blue trunks match my blue swim shirt and they are made of only the most comfortable material.

Jen: And I am modeling this fashionable blue bikini with a nice floral pattern! It is also made of the most comfortable-

Chris: Jeez! This isn't a fashion show! Just hurry up and dive already!

Tom: Ok Jen let's do this! (They both jump in but are chased by sharks.)

Jen: OMG! Tom those sharks are so nasty! We can't let them get anywhere close to our swimsuits! (both run out of the water without a seahorse.)

Sierra: CODYKINZ! I MISS YOU! (crying really loudly). I...can't...believe...Chris...separated us!

Cody: Umm... It's gonna be okay.

Heather: There there Sierra. (Pats her on the back). It's fine! And hey, you got me on here! Also, you know what would make Cody love you more? Jumping into that ocean and finding a seahorse to show how awesome you are! Do it for Cody! Go Sierra go!

Sierra: Oh Codykinz! I love you. And this is for you! I will do whatever it takes to get a seahorse! For Cody! (Dives in. Sharks come after her, but she beats them up and then finds a seahorse.) Yes! I did it, for you Cody!

Dave: This challenge is stupid. I'm not doing this!

Alejandro: Come on Dave! If you don't dive, we'll lose a point and then we'll be sure to lose! And that would definitely make people want to vote you off.

Dave: (thinks to himself for a moment) Fine. Here I go! Look out sharks here comes the Dave-Man! (Jumps in but then a shark swallows him)

Dawn: Someone's gotta save him!

(In confessional)
Alejandro: (slaps himself on the head) What a moron! With a team full of members as stupid as him, I'll be sure to outlast them all! One by one they will all fall down!
(End confessional)

Geoff: I'm coming dude! (To Bridgette) Be right back Bridge.

Dawn: Wait, I have another plan. (Picks up a rock and throws it at the shark, freeing Dave) Sorry Mr. Shark.

Chris: And the score is 4-5! The Ferocious tigers are still winning!

(Soaring Eagles)

Brody: Alright MacArthur, let's do this together! It's gonna be awesome!

MacArthur: Ok Brody! Let's try to make the biggest splash ever!

Brody: Yeah! (Both dive) Woo hoo! (They make a huge splash, scaring off all the sharks, and then both grab a seahorse)

MacArthur: Oh yeah! I'm awesome! Oh yeah we're awesome! (Singing a little song while dancing)

Brody: Sweet!

Jacques: Stop dancing you freak! I think I've just been scarred for life. (Does an Olympic dive into the water)

Josee: I know right! Like seriously? Who wants to see a big, fat rear end jiggling in their face! MacArthur, you need to stop with your horrible dancing! Looking at you just makes me wanna barf!

Jacques: (rises to the surface with a seahorse, but still heard what Josee said) HAHAHA! BURN!

Samey: Here it goes I guess. (Dives in but is unable to find a seahorse) Darn, sorry guys.

(Ferocious Tigers)

Alejandro: Let's go Heather! And I must say you look so beautiful in that swimsuit!

Heather: Thanks Alejandro but we should focus on the challenge! I bet I'll get a seahorse! (Dives in and Alejandro follows)

(Heather and Alejandro are then surrounded by sharks, but the sharks are in love with Alejandro, so they let him pass, and only attack Heather. Alejandro is able to grab a seahorse but Heather does not.)

Alejandro: Yes! I got one! My good looks definitely saved me here! And I wouldn't blame those sharks for leaving my perfect body alone!

Heather: Oh so I'm not good looking? Well u should know that I could beat you in any challenge! I even beat you in TDWT and you had the advantage!

Kitty: Oh snap!

Bridgette: Ok Geoff let's do this! Here goes!

Geoff: Let's do it together babe! (Both dive in together) Cannonball!

(In confessional)
Scott: Okay, in a rather large nutshell, here's my problem. There's no way I'm gonna dive in with those sharks and if my team looses than I'm a goner. So I'z gots to be smarts and sabotage someone else. Someone who know me and my dirty tricks. Dawn.
(End confessional)

Geoff! Yes! I got one of these little seahorse dudes!

Bridgette! I think I got one too! (Starts to swim to shore with her seahorse but then a shark swims toward her)

Scott: (picks up a rock when no one is looking and throws it at Bridgette) OH MY GOSH! Dawn why did you throw a rock at Bridgette!?

Bridgette: Ow! (Drops seahorse) Oh no!

Chris: Bridgette, your time is up!

Geoff: Bridgy-Bear! Are you okay?

Bridgette: Yeah I think so. But why would someone be throwing rocks at me?

Mike: I have a guess. (Mumbles to himself) It was probably Scott.

(In confessional)
Bridgette: Dawn must have been the one throwing rocks at me! I mean, she was throwing rocks earlier. And she does kinda creep me out. I don't think I can trust that girl.
(End confessional)

Chris: The score is now 7-7. Tie game! The last people on each team must dive now! This will determine the winning team!

(Soaring Eagles)

Courtney: Alright Duncan do-gooder, your up.

Duncan: Fine Princess Courtney, if you insist!

Gwen: Well don't be a softie out there Duncan! I'm sure u think the baby seahorses are so cute! (Starts laughing with Courtney)

Duncan: Ug. I'll show you how it's done! I'll show you all! (Dives in and chokes a baby seahorse to death) Yeah baby! I got one! And that's how it's done!

Chris: I'm pretty sure that thing isn't alive anymore... No point!

Duncan: Are you kidding me? This stupid show is rigged Chris!

Samey: (to herself) Once again, no one has any respect for animals.

Junior: Um... Guys I can't do it. I'm just too scared of sharks. Sorry.

Ryan: It's okay. After all you're just a little kid.

Junior: Ug! I'm not a little kid! (runs off towards campground)

Josee: Oh my gosh! Seriously? Little boy, don't be such a whimp! I bet you're too scared to do anything! What a useless player!

Jacques: Want me to call your mommy you little baby?

Josee: (laughing hard) I guess that's a yes Jacques! Hey kid, what's your mummy's phone number? Or do you forget it? (Continues laughing evilly with Jacques)

Noah: Wow. You guys have got issues. Alright Emma, I know you can do it!

Emma: (gulps) Well, here goes. (Emma dives in and then sharks come attack her, but she fends them off and then struggles to find a seahorse.) Yes I finally got one!

Chris: Ooh 29 seconds! Your cutting it close but it still counts!

Emma: Alright!

Noah: Nice one Emma!

Emma: Thanks

Chris: But you still lose a point because Junior chickened out!

(Ferocious Tigers)

Ella: Alright everyone, I guess I'm up! (Dives in and swims back up to the surface, singing a song. All of the sharks are intrigued by her song, so they leave her alone. A baby seahorse swims by her side to the shore.) Oh yay! I got a nice little seahorsey! He is so adorable! (Sings and dances in the water with the seahorse) La la la la la!

Chris: Enough with the musical! And that's one point for the Ferocious Tigers!

Sky: Alright Scott and Dawn! Finish this up for us! The score is 7-8 so as long as you both jump, we'll win! Let's go team! (Suddenly gets pelted with a rock) Ow! Stop doing that guys!

Scott: Dawn quit being a jerk. (Changing the topic) Anyways I'm not diving.

Courtney: (pulls Scott aside) Are you crazy? Your team's gonna vote you off!

Scott: Don't worry I got it under control. Glad to see you still care about me Courtney.

Courtney: Ug. (Storms away)

Alejandro: Come on Scott! Just dive already! Don't be a chicken!

Geoff: Let's just chill out bros, this is getting way too heavy. As long as Dawn gets a seahorse we'll still win!

Bridgette: Yeah it's tied now, but you can win it for us Dawn! You ready?

Dawn: Um about that. I can't jump. I'm too scared and I don't wanna torture those poor little seahorses.

Heather: Oh come on! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of! Who cares about the seahorses? Do you even want the million?

Dawn: Yes but I...

Bridgette: Alright so first you're gonna pelt us with rocks, and then you're gonna chicken out! That's not cool!

Mike: But it wasn't Da-

Chris: And that's the game! Ferocious Tigers, you lose another point, making the score 7-6! So the Soaring Eagles win! Ferocious Tigers, meet me at the campfire in 15 minutes for your first elimination!

(At the Soaring Eagles Boy's cabin)

Brody: Alright dudes! We won! Nice job team!

Cody: Yeah! Woo Hoo hoo!

Brody: (sticks out a fist to Cody) Bump it dude! (Bumps fists together) Boom!

Cody: (approaches Junior who is sad and sitting on his bunk) Hey are you okay?

Junior: I dunno. I feel like I'm just a kid and I can't really do anything helpful for the team.

Cody: Well I'm sure you'll do awesome next challenge. And you can count, Brody and I as friends.

Brody: Yeah dude!

(In confessional)
Duncan: Those whimps have gotta go! I mean, Junior is a stupid, useless kid and Cody is the biggest dork ever! Well besides Harold! And I can't stand that Brody guy, I mean, who wants to be around a guy who's happy and smiling 24/7? These guys r gonna get on my nerves!
(End confessional)

(At the Ferocious Tigers Girl's cabin)

Heather: I can't believe we lost that challenge! We were winning the ENTIRE time! I can't believe some people just had to chicken out!

Kitty: I think Dawn and Scott are to blame for our loss. Scott isn't really a trustworthy or nice player and Dawn threw rocks at us. Tough call.

Bridgette: I think Dawn's gotta go. She threw rocks at us just to save the seahorses! And don't get me wrong, I love animals too! But I would never sacrifice winning a challenge to save an animal!

Heather: Gee Bridgette, remember the Brunch of Disgustingness? You refused to eat dolphin and made us all lose! So you shouldn't even talk! Just keep your mouth shut surfer chick!

Kitty: Alright girls stop fighting! I think we better go to the campfire and cast are votes.

(At the campfire)

Chris: Alright everyone! It's time to cast your votes! Take turns in the confessional to vote!

(After everyone votes)

Chris: Ok everyone! It's time to reveal the loser! If I call your name, you get a marshmallow and you are safe! The first person safe is... Mike!

Mike: Yes! (Pops marshmallow into his mouth)

Chris: And also safe is... Devin!

Devin! Yes! Woo hoo!

Chris: Heather, Alejandro, Kitty, Tom, Jen, and Sierra, you guys are safe!

Sierra: Eeeee! (Hugs Chris really tight)

Chris: Ok back off! (Pushes Sierra away) And Dave, Lightning, Sky, Geoff, Bridgette, and Ella you are safe too!  That makes the bottom two Scott and Dawn!

(Scott and Dawn glare at each other)

Chris: And the final marshmallow goes to... Scott! Dawn, your out!

Dawn: Wh-what?! Couldn't you tell? I was framed again! The person who threw those rocks was-

Chris: (presses button and Dawn is shot out of a catapult) And Dawn is outta here! Find out what will happen in the next episode! Things are getting juicy! Tune in next time, on
Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa!