Chris: Welcome back to a brand new season of Total Drama!!! This season is gonna be a good one, filled with lots of dangerous challenges.  This season is Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa!

(Theme song)

Chris: Let's meet our contestants who will be taking on these death defying challenges!  First we have the two All Star Champs, Mike and Zoey!

Mike: Never thought we'd be back here again! Right Zoey?

Zoey: Yeah! But since we are, we better make the best of it! I hope we can win again! Maybe I'll make some new friends too!

Chris: And also welcome, fashion bloggers, Tom and Jen!

Tom: (waves to camera) Hey hey fashion followers! We're on another TV show and this time we came to win. I've even worked out a bit so we can make it farther.

Jen: Yeah I am so proud of Tom. We are so gonna win this season!  And definitely promote our blog some more and-

Chris: Alright! Enough with you fashion bloggers! I'm tryin to host a show here!

Tom: Wow Chris. Heartless.

Chris:  Anyhoo, let's speed this up a bit! Next we have Heather, Alejandro, Cody, and Sierra!

Alejandro: (carrying Heather) Heather and I are here to win this together, as a perfect couple! ( kisses Heather)

Sierra: Same with my Codykinz and I! ( leans in to kiss Cody. Cody runs away )

Chris: We've also got Gwen, Courtney,Duncan and Scott!

Courtney: Um. I'm not doing this stupid show again. I'm calling my lawyers, you can't make me stay here.

Scott: Courtney wait! Please stay! (Lays on the ground hugging Courtney's legs)

Courtney: Ug. Fine. And get off me Scott.

Duncan: Yeah get off her! Princess, don't just stay cuz of him!  Plus, we wouldn't miss you! (Smirks)

Courtney: (rolls eyes)

Gwen: It's great to be back on this crappy island Chris.

Chris: Well all of you signed contracts, so you're all stuck here!  Now, from the Ridonculous Race, welcome couples Carrie and Devin, Ryan and Stephanie, and Noah and Emma!

Carrie: I'm so happy to be doing this with Devin! As a couple! (squeals) I really hope we are on the same team!

Devin: Same here babe!

Ryan: This is gonna be awesome! I'm so glad to do this with you Stephanie (kisses Stephanie, than walks over to Carrie) Hopefully you, me, Dev, and Steph will all be on the same team!

Carrie: Yeah I hope so!

(In confessional)
Carrie:  It's so great to be on this show with my boyfriend, Devin, and my great friend, Ryan! This is gonna be so much fun!
(End confessional)

Stephanie: (to Ryan) Ug! Quit talking to her! (Drags Ryan away from Carrie)

(In confessional)
Stephanie: We better not be on the same team as Goldilocks!  I'll kill Ryan if he even talks to her again! Ug! I just can't stand her!
(End confessional)

Noah: (staring at Emma) I can't wait to do this with you. Your gonna make this the most perfect show anyones ever watched.

Emma: (staring in to Noah's eyes) Aww No-No!

Chris: Enough with the lovey dovey talk! Next we have Kitty, Junior, Jacques, and Josee!

Kitty: Hey guys! I'm so excited to be-

Josee: Ug! Shut up selfie freak! And Chris, I deserve my own introduction! How dare you stick me with these losers!

Kitty: Well too bad. So sad.

Jacques: (pushes Kitty to the ground) Oops! Sorry. (Laughs evilly with Josee)

Josee: (steps on Kitty to get by her) Whoops! That was an accident! Right Jacques? (Continues laughing maniacally)

(In confessional)
Junior: Well, my dad isn't here so no embarrassments! Hopefully I'll get to be with Carrie. I know she likes Devin but that won't stop me from being her friend!
(End confessional)

Chris: And now we have Geoff, Bridgette, Brody, and MacArthur!

(Geoff and Bridgette are too busy kissing to speak)

Brody: (waves to Chris) Hey Chris! What's up dude? My little chalupa and I are here to win! And we are gonna play fair!

MacArthur: Eh, I brake the rules whenever I feel like it. (walks off)

(In confessional)
MacArthur: It's great to be here without Sanders forcing me to be nice and all. Now I can brake all the rules I want! And Sanders, if your out there, I just wanna say sorry for pushing you down that flight of stairs. I'm sorry you were too injured to compete in this season! Get well soon!
(End confessional)

Chris: And now, from Pahkitew Island, we have Dave and his ex-girlfriend Sky! We also have Ella and Samey!

Dave: (puts his face up close in front of the camera) Hey everyone. I just wanted to say... SKY SUCKS AND I HATE HER. SHE IS A JERK AND I HOPE SHE DIES! (runs off crying)

Sky: Very mature Dave! (to the camera) It's great to be back without any distractions! Without a boyfriend here I can focus on the one thing that really matters! The money! And it's gonna all be mine!

Ella: (strolls by with tons of animals following her) Oh I'm so happy to be here with all of my favorite friends! (Singing) La la la la la la la!

Chris: (whining) Shut it! And lastly, we have Dawn and Lightning!

Dawn: Hi! I'm gonna win to help all these poor animals on the island.

Lightning: (to Dawn) Move Creepy Girl. (Stands in front of her) Sha-Lightning is in this to win it. Nobody will stop me!
Sha-Bam (flexes)

Chris: Well these are our competitors!  Now for the teams! If I call your name, you are on the Soaring Eagles! Carrie, Junior, Emma, Noah, Zoey, Samey, Gwen, Duncan, Courtney, Brody, MacArthur, Cody, Ryan, Stephanie, Jacques, and Josee!  So that means the rest of you are on the Ferocious Tigers! That's Devin, Kitty, Dave, Sky, Lightning, Mike, Scott, Heather, Alejandro, Ella, Dawn, Bridgette, Geoff, Sierra, Tom, and Jen!  These are the teams! Feel free to check out your cabins!

Carrie: Noooooooo! Devin!  Chris please let Devin and I be on the same team!

Chris: Sorry but no. We gotta have some drama here! I can't just give you all what you what!

Junior: (goes up to Carrie) Don't worry Carrie, it's gonna be okay. At least we're on the same team, so you know you've got at least one friend.

Carrie: (to Junior) I guess your right. (wipes away tears). I'm just afraid of losing Devin.  It took me my entire life to finally become his girlfriend.

Junior: What are you afraid of? it's not like anyone on that team had a crush on Devin! So there's nothing to worry about. (Pats Carrie on the back)

Carrie: Yeah. It's a good thing stupid "Shelly" isn't here. (Mocking Shelly's name) You're right Junior. It could be worse. (To Ryan). Oh hey Ryan! We're on the same team!

Ryan: Yeah, that's cool! I think we got an awesome team. Glad we are together.

Stephanie: Ryan knock it off! Err! (Slaps Ryan across the face).

(In confessional)
Stephanie: Uh! Of course we are with stupid Blondie! I'm gonna make sure she is first to go!
(End confessional)

(In confessional)
Devin: What?! Was that Ryan flirting with Carrie?  He better stay away from her. Thank god Stephanie is there to keep them from being friends!
(End confessional)

Kitty: (to Devin) So, how's it going Devin?

Devin: Alright I guess.  I wish I was with Carrie.

Kitty: Yeah, me too, she was an awesome friend last time. But at least we have each other. Time for the first selfie of the season! (takes a selfie with Devin) I'm gonna post it on Instagram now.

Zoey: (looking upset) Mike! We're on different teams.  I knew Chris would do something mean like this to us.

Mike: It's okay Zoey. Teams are irrelevant, once we hit the merge will be together forever. (Hears someone talking in the distance) Oh, that was my team, gotta go, see you later. (Blows a kiss to Zoey)

Gwen: (walks up to Zoey who's looking lonely)  Hey Zoey! We're on the same team!

Zoey: Oh yeah! Sorry I didn't notice. I was too busy thinking about Mike! But I'm glad we are together! This will be a lot of fun!

(At the Ferocious Tigers Guys Cabin)
Scott: Alright team, we need a game plan so we can whip the other teams butts! Anyone got any ideas?

Dave: We don't even know what the challenge is! How are we supposed to make a plan?

Scott: Hmmm, how about we have a team leader. I nominate myself!

Alejandro: We cannot have a whimp like you lead us. (Chuckles) We need someone strong to do it.

Lightning: Yeah like me! (Kisses biceps)

Devin: Um I think we need someone who's not so full of them self and more of a team player. I could do it guys.

Tom: Okay that's it! I can't stand this arguing, I'm so outta here. (Leaves cabin)

Alejandro: You know what, forget having a team leader! We will win as a team!

(At the campground)

MacArthur: Great! I'm stuck on a team with you! (Glares at Josee)

Josee: (in a fake nice voice). Oh and I just love being with you! You totally don't make me wanna RIP YOU TO SHREDS!

(In confessional)
Josee: So of course I'm stuck with mall cop. Ug! I hate her so much!  But it won't matter cuz Jacques and I are going to take all the other players DOWN!
(End confessional)

Chris: Ooh! Things are heating up and getting crazy! Tune in next time to see our first challenge, and who will go home on Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa!