Chris: Last time on Total Drama, our competitors had to search the forest for the hairy, scary, Sasquatch! After hours of searching, the Ferocious Tigers came across the Sasquatch and then the Soaring Eagles did too and things got interesting!  Tom and Jen ditched the challenge to search for footage in my cottage to save Kitty and Carrie's friendship. But so did Heather and Alejandro in a dirty attempt to sabotage Kitty and Carrie's friendship later.  In order to decide which team would take the Sasquatch back to me, Geoff and Brody had an epic Rock, Paper, Scissors battle, which wasn't so epic. The Soaring Eagles brought the Sasquatch back to me and won the challenge, leaving Geoff to take the catapult home! Find out who's the next to go on Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa!

(Theme Song)

Chris: (on the loudspeaker) WAKE UP CAMPERS! Your challenge starts in 20 minutes!

(At the Soaring Eagles Boys Cabin)

Jacques: Ugh! My ears are gonna start bleeding because of that guy! I hate him so much.

Noah: (reading a book in his bed) Yeah well you better be getting used to it by now. (Mutters) Idiot.

Junior: (gets up and stretches) My back hurts so much. (Goes over to Brody's bed) Hey, Brody. You okay?

Brody: Yeah dude. I just miss my buddy Geoff. I wish we woulda just lost last challenge so he'd still be here.

Junior: But then you could've went home instead! Look, I'm sure Geoff would want you to win for him.

Jacques: Or he might not. Better just quit Brody. You're worthless anyway. (Noah throws his book at Jacques) Ow!!

Brody: (sighs) First my girl MacArthur and now this! Whhyyy!

Junior: Um, there there. Where's Ryan? I could use some help here.

Noah: I heard him say something about leaving to do his daily morning workout. Who knows where the heck he is.

Jacques: Well, I am going to talk to Josee. Bye morons. (Heads outside the cabins) Meh Oui! Josee. There you are.

Josee: Hello Jacques. Ready to take the gold again? I wonder what the challenge will be.

Jacques: I have good news. Brody is a wreck after Geoff leaving. He will be so easy to eliminate!

Josee: Yes!

Chris: Get ready for the Olympics! This one's gonna be a good one!

Josee: The Olympics?! Things just got even easier! (Laughs maniacally)

Jacques: (laughs with her) I know! We won't even have to cheat on this one. (Continues laughing as Kitty comes out from her team's cabin a few feet away)

Kitty: (to herself) Eeeww. Why must my day start of with seeing those two?
Well better go stomach down breakfast.

(At the Ferocious Tiger's table in the mess hall)

Chef: (to Kitty) So would you like your paste with our without bugs in it.

Kitty: Um, without please. (Chef gives her one with bugs as Kitty narrows her eyes) Thanks. (Sits down at the team's table)

Heather: Oh hey Kitty. So, how are things with you and Carrie?

Kitty: Much better. Thanks to Tom and Jen everything is good again. Thanks for that again guys.

Jen: Oh no problem Kitty! (Picking at her food) Ew! I cannot eat this garbage.

Tom: Same here. I'd rather starve to death.

Lightning: (grabs Tom's food) Just give me that. Some of us are trying to get fuel for our muscles.

Tom: Um, okay?

(In confessional)
Heather: Ugh so now Kitty, Carrie, Devin, Tom, and Jen are all friends? That is ridiculous. If they get any closer they could overpower all of us, which is why they have to go.
(End confessional)

(Outside)

Chris: Alright it's time for your Olympic challenge!

Josee: Alright! Sign me and Jacques up for the ice skating!!!

Chris: Woah woah didn't say anything about winter olympics.

Jacques: I beg your pardon?! Ice Skating is the best sport in the world.

Courtney: Technically no its not. When you think of Olympics you think of running and swimming.

Emma: Yeah and who ever watches ice skating anyways? It's so boring. Well, except for when mean people drop their partners.

(Jacques and Josee glare)

Chris: Alright our first event is The Trampoline of Death!!! (Laughs) Who wants to give it a go?

Gwen: Um... what's the "of death" part supposed to mean?

Chris: Thanks Gwen for volunteering! Tigers?

Tom: I think Jen should do it. She's great at this type of stuff.

Jen: Awe thanks Tom. Alright I'll do it!

Chris: Alright! And to answer Gwen's question these trampolines are special. (Starts laughing) If you miss a step or trick that you're told to do... (breaks out laughing and then wipes a tear from his eyes) Well you'll find out I guess!

Samey: Seriously? What is with your fascination about us getting hurt?

Noah: You're joking right?

(Gwen and Jen get on the trampolines and watch a screen that shows what they have to do. They both jump a few times to gain height. Then they must do a flip)

Gwen: Are you kidding me? (Jumps a
again and then flips) Yes!

Jen: (flips too) Sweet!

Tom: (pumps just fist) Woo who! Way to go Jen!

Samey: Go Gwen! You can do it!

Zoey: You got this Gwen!

Chris: Now you must dodge the shots from Chef's Pasta Blasta!

Chef: (laughs evilly) I'm gonna bring the pain suckas! (Starts shooting at them)

Jen: Aaahhhh! (Dodges Chef's shots)

Gwen: Seriously? (Gets hit by pasta and falls to the trampoline) Aaahhh!
What the- (the trampoline opens and Gwen falls through and then it shuts her in there) HELP!!! This isn't funny Chris! It's like being buried alive all over again.

Chef: (blows on the top of his gun) Looks like my job here is done.

Zoey: (gasps) We gotta help Gwen!

Ryan: I got this! (Rushes over and lifts up the trampoline)

Gwen: (rushes out) Really Chris? (To Ryan and Zoey) Thanks.

Chris: And that's a point for the Tigers!

Devin: Nice one Jen!

Tom: Yeah you totally kicked some butt out there. And your hair still looks perfect too may I add.

Jen: Thanks guys!

Chris: Next up, swimming!

Courtney: Listen up team, I'm doing this one. I am an experienced swimmer. I've even coached minnows.

Noah: Whatever. We get it. No one cares. (Courtney folds her arm)

Kitty: I'll do it for my team! As long as I'm not diving underwater and getting stuck, I'm good.

(In confessional)
Kitty: I actually really love swimming. It's just that I happened to have a worst case scenario with it on the Ridonculous Race and all. But seriously, I got this one!
(End confessional)

(Courtney and Kitty take their marks by the ocean where the swimming race starts)

Emma: Come on Courtney! You got this! No offense Kit. But my team's already losing.

(In confessional)
Emma: I guess it's good to make some friends. I mean, it's not like I'm gonna do anything to help her unless it benefits me in some way- wait that sounded wrong- she's not gonna see this, is she?
(End confessional)

Chris: Ready! Set! Go!!! (Blows whistle and Courtney and Kitty both dive in and start swimming) Ok Chef, release the sharks! (Laughs with Chef as Chef releases sharks)

Courtney: (stops along with Kitty) I'm sorry what!?

Kitty: Sharks!? Are you kidding me? SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!!! (Courtney and Kitty resume swimming but the sharks are catching up) We're toast!

Courtney: Wait a second, I've trained a shark before. (Stops swimming) And I can definitely do it again! (Starts Swimming towards the shark and jumps on its back) Now you listen to me you weird blue monster. (Manages to tame it with her actions) Yes! Now, follow along the path!

Kitty: (reaches the halfway point) Okay, I totally got this. (Sees Courtney coming) Oh no...

Courtney: (quickly passes Kitty) Later loser! (Crashes on the shore) Yes! I won. Thank goodness that's over.

Chris: And Courtney gets a point for the Eagles! It's 1-1.

Emma: (runs over to Kitty) Oh my gosh are you ok?

Kitty: Um, I guess.

Chef: Alright, I'll round up the shark. Chris just introduce the next challenge.

Chris: Ok next up is the 4 by 100m Baton Relay! I need 4 members from each team.

Courtney: Okay, so who is gonna do this challenge? Oh and you're welcome for tying up the score.

Noah: (reading a book) Um, I don't recall anyone saying thank you. (Courtney rolls eyes)

Junior: I could do it! I'm actually a pretty fast runner.

Carrie: Then count me in too! We got this Junior! Wanna do it with us Ryan? And you too Brody?

Ryan: Yeah. Sure, I guess.

Brody: Sure dudes.

Heather: I can do this one. I'm fast and flexible.

Alejandro: I'm with you!

Heather: (to Kitty and Devin) You guys should so do this one with us!

Devin: Yeah but Kitty just went. And I'm not too sure I wanna verse Carrie.

Heather: (to Devin) Oh come on. Please Devin: (begging and hugging him) It would be fun.

Kitty: I guess I'm game for another event. I want redemption from that last one. I'm ready to go now!

Devin: Ok let's do this then!

Dave: Just hurry. The sooner this game is done the better.

Mike: (sorta to himself) Hopefully they don't have to use a maggot as a baton. (Shivers) Eww.

Chris: Alright campers! Take your positions.

Alejandro: I'll start us off!

Heather: Ok then pass it to me, I'll pass off to Devin, and then Kitty can finish it off!

Ryan: Okay guys. So I'll start, the Carrie will go, followed by Junior and Brody will finish it off! Sound good guys? (They nod)

Chris: Alright let's hurry up start already! (Blows whistle) Go!

(Ryan and Alejandro take off running. Suddenly, hurdles begin appearing in front of them)

Ryan: What? This isn't a hurdles event!

Chris: (laughing while holding a remote and pressing buttons) Oh yeah, I forgot to mention there are a few surprises!

Alejandro: Hurdles? No problem! (Alejandro takes the lead until he jumps over a hurdle and falls into a pit) What the heck?!

Ryan: Yeah-e-yeah! (Jumps over the final hurdle and the pit) Here Carrie! (Hands her the baton) You got this. Just watch out for obstacles.

Carrie: Thanks Ryan! (Takes off running)

Alejandro: (passes baton to Heather) Go Heather go!

(Heather runs really fast and catches up to Carrie. Then, a bunch of snapping turtles and crocodiles appear on the track)

Heather: You have got to be kidding me.

Carrie: AAAAAHHHHHH! (Starts running in the other direction)

Heather: (looking back at Carrie) Haha (a snapping turtle bites her in the leg) Ow!

Devin: (making a face) I can't watch this! This is so uncool Chris! Carrie look out!! (Carrie sees a crocodile coming up behind her and starts running the right way again)

Junior: (winces at the sight) Yeah. This is a little... much.

Heather: (with more snapping turtles biting her) Are you frickin kidding me Chris?

Carrie: (out of breath) Here Junior! You got this!

Junior: Thanks! (Takes off running)

Heather: (pulls snapping turtles off herself and then runs to Devin) Go Devin! (He takes off running after Junior)

Junior: Alright! I'm almost there! (Suddenly a leech flies onto his head) AHH! Get it off! Get it off! What even is it?

Chef: Hehehe. Enjoy your leeches losers! (Shoots a Junior and Devin)

Devin: Oh no! (Running and dodges Chef's shots but then gets hit on the crotch) Oww!! (Falls to the ground)

Junior: (dodges the leeches) Woah-oah. (Makes it to Brody) Alright! Here Brody.

Brody: (sad) I don't know if I can do it dude. I mean, knowing Geoff is gone because of me.

(Devin passes the baton to Kitty and she starts running)

Junior: Brody, Geoff isn't gone because of you! Don't blame yourself. (Thinks for a moment) You know, Geoff is gonna be rooting for you to win. So do this for him. You don't wanna let him down do you?

Brody: You're right man. I gotta do it for Geoff!

Junior: Yeah!

Kitty: Yes! There's the finish line! (Comes to a stop when she notices wrecking balls swinging across the track) Um, I'm sorry but WHAT!?

Brody: For Geoff! (Powers through wrecking balls and doesn't get hit. He crosses the finish line) Yes!

Kitty: No!

Ryan: Alright, nice teamwork guys!

Junior: (high fives Ryan) Yeah, we are like an unstoppable foursome!

Chris: And that's a point for the Eagles! It's 2-1.

Chef: Next up is gonna be the hammer throw, but with a modification. Instead of going for distance, you're gonna see how badly you can damage one of these crash test dummies.

Noah: (narrows eyes) Do you come up with this weird ideas in the shower or something.

Chef: ...Maybe... BUT SHUT UP, YOU'RE DOING IT FOR YOUR TEAM.

Noah: But I don't want to!

Chef: To bad. And for the other team... enie meanie miney you! (Points at Mike)

Lightning: This is so sha-fixed. How come you get to pick?

Kitty: It's probably just easier to roll with it.

Mike: Um, okay I guess. (Noah and Mike take positions in front of the dummy)

Noah: (struggling to lift up the ball and chain) Ugh. This is WAY to heavy.'

Emma: Come on Noah. Do it for me!

Josee: (to Emma) That is not how you motivate someone. This is how you do it! (To Noah) JUST HURRY UP AND LIFT THE DARN THING YOU WHIMP!!!

Noah: (rolls eyes) Thanks Josee. (Manages to lift it up) Yes! Okay, now where do I have to throw it?

Chef: Only thirty feet to the dummy

Noah: Seriously? I bet Ryan is probably the only one here that could throw it that far. (Chef growls) Okay fine. (Tries to throw it but it barely goes anywhere. Everyone starts laughing at him)

Mike: (to himself) Okay Mike, all you have to do is hit the dummy. Oh, but I'll never throw it that far. (Pauses) Oh no! NO NO NO!! GAH! (Takes a deep breath turning into Mal) Here you go Chef. Watch this.

Tom: Um, is he about to do what it looks like he is?

Mike: (as Mal) Here it comes! (Throws the ball at Noah and it knocks him to the ground, injured) Hehehe. What a sucker.

Zoey: (gasps)

Chef: And Mike is the winner. He didn't hit the right dummy but he did take out another one.

Chris: (laughing) Yep he got one dummy, so we'll allow it! Anyways, next up is archery! Any takers?

Gwen: Hey Zoey, you're really good at archery. You should take this one.

Zoey: I can't go now after seeing what just happened to Mike. (As Commando Zoey) But I can! Bring it on Chris!!

Lightning: Don't worry guys. I'll definitely beat Zoey. I'm stronger and better-

Dave: But yet she's smarter and nicer than you.

Lightning: SHUT UP DAVE! Just give me the pointy thing and stick.

Sky: Here's your bow and arrows Lightning (giving them to him)

Chris: Alright you guys have to hit one target.

Zoey: Just one? Bring it Chris!

Chris: Yep and it's all the way back there! (Pointing) Oh and just be careful not to accidentally hit and set off a bomb.

Lightning: Sha-Easy (fires am arrow but it is WAY off and ends up hitting an intern) What? No fair! It was the wind!

Zoey: (using her surroundings to build onto her bow and add multiple arrows) One of these is bound to hit the target. Everybody take cover! (Shoots a bunch of arrows at once and hits the target but also sets off a few bombs)

Junior: Uh oh! Take cover guys!

(An intern gets blown up and screams)

Zoey: Yes!

Chris: (laughing at the intern) Alright that's a point for Zoey!

Chef: Chris! Where you want these smelly horses at?

Chris: Over there. (Points) Which brings us to our next event! Equestrian! Any takers?

Emma: I can take this one guys.

Noah: Okay, yeah, um, good luck.

Emma: Thanks.

Bridgette: I'll do equestrian! I love animals and I can totally work well with a horse.

Chris: Ok you have to get over the hurdles and cross the finish line. First one to do so wins! Now go!

Emma: Come on horse, move!

Bridgette: (patting her horse) Take your time. We got this. (Passes Emma)

Emma: HURRY UP! (Kicks the horse hard so it runs and jumps over the hurdle) Yes!

(Bridgette's horse catches up)

Bridgette: Hey that's no way to treat the poor thing!

Emma: Well maybe you'll change your mind after I win. Faster! (Kicks the horse again but this time it gets angry and throws her off) Woah!

Bridgette: (crosses the finish line) See?

(In confessional)
Bridgette: That was for you Geoff. I miss you so, so much.
(End confessional)

Tom: She did it! Alright!

Dave: Nice job Bridgette!

Jacques: Way to fail like an idiot Emma. (Laughs)

Emma: (angered) Shut it Jacques. Well I know who's got my vote if we lose.

Chris: Well it's all tied up campers! So this brings us to our last event: dodgeball! If you haven't yet participated, now's the time to do so! Or else it's the catapult for you!

Josee: Alright Jacques I guess it's our time to shine! If you know what I mean. (Starts laughing)

Jacques: Yep. We are definitely gonna win.

Samey: Gusss I have to go. (Pauses) Anyone wanna go with me? (Looks to Zoey who is still commando, which intimidates Samey who then looks to Gwen) Wanna go Gwen?

Gwen: Sure Samey! Hopefully I can win this time.

Courtney: Don't let us down you guys!

(At the Ferocious Tigers)

Tom: (sighs) Guess I have to go. This kinda sucks.

Kitty: Don't worry Tom, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Mike: (as Mal) I'm going. I can't wait to cause these morons pain.

Kitty: Excuse me?

Mike: (as Mal) I ugh, mean, I'll do it for the good of the team.

Sky: Dave we have to do this one since we didn't do a challenge yet. I need you to focus! We need to win this one!

Dave: (raises an eyebrow) Eh. So you need me know huh Sky? It's about time you came crawling back to me. (Sees Sky looking at him) Uh, I mean, don't worry Sky. I'll do my best for you.

(The players take to the court and Chris blows the whistle. The match begins)

Dave: Let's do this. (Throws a ball bit it barely goes anywhere) Oops... (looks embarrassed as everyone laughs)

Sky: Come on Dave! More power! (Throws a ball really fast at Josee but she barely dodges)

Josee: Oh so that's how you wanna play? Bring it! (Josee grabs three balls and throws them all at Sky and hits her)

Sky: No! (Goes off to bench)

Josee: (curtsying) Thank you, thank you

Devin: Um no one was clapping.

Josee: (pelts Devin with a ball)

Dave: Woah! What the heck was that!?

Josee: Oops. (In a fake voice) Sorry about that! (Then Jacques hits Dave with a ball)

Jacques: Yes! Me Oui!

Josee: This is too easy!

Tom: Oh come on! There's only us left now.

Mal: Well then don'tscrew up like those weaklings! (Throws at the other team but the Ice Dancers gracefully dodge. Tom and Samey both throw balls at each other and each dodge)

Samey: Anybody have a plan or something?

Josee: Just shut up and give all the balls to me!

Gwen: (holding a ball) No, we need to work as a team.

Josee: I said, give me the ball!

Gwen: No.

Josee: Oh you'll regret this.

Jacques: Learn to listen you stupid goth chick.

Samey: Okay you guys need to cool it with your rudeness. It's so uncalled for.

Jacques: Well you need to be taught a lesson then. (Starts walking to the other side and Tom hits him with a ball)

Tom: Oh yeah!

Jacques: OH WHO CARES! (To Josee) Quick, Chris isn't looking!

Josee: Time to hurry up and win then! (Laughs as she crosses to the other side and picks up 3 balls and pelts them at Mal and Jacques hits Tom)

Jacques: Yes! We won!

Kitty: What kind of bull was that!! BOO!! CHEATERS!

Chris: Woah, woah, do you guys think I don't have cameras or something? Since that was such a lame match, I'm gonna let you all restart. Everybody back in!

Courtney: What!? You can't do that!

Junior: You do realize we cheated right?

Sky: Alright guys, we're back in and this time, we gotta win!

Gwen: Ok this time we are working as a team! Got it?

Josee: (in a fake voice) Ok whatever you say. Sorry about what happened before. Now I promise whatever you say goes.

Samey: (whispering to Gwen) Let's just go with it but I still don't trust them.

Mal: (to his team) If you guys mess up I'll make your life a nightmare. (Dave hides behind Sky)

Josee: (picks up a ball) Here Gwen, why don't you throw?

Gwen: Thanks. See we can do this as a team! (Throws the ball hard. Josee jumps out in front of it and falls to the ground)

Josee: Ow! (Crying out in pain)

Jacques: Oh no Josee! Gwen why would you do such a mean thing!?

Samey: Gwen!

Gwen: What?!

Sky: (to her team) Come on guys let's get em now while they're distracted. (Throws a ball and hits Jacques)

Tom: Already on it! (Hits Samey)

Mal: You're mine sucker... (hits Gwen with three)

Junior: Ooh. That had to hurt.

Chris: Well looks like the Tigers win! Eagles, I'll see you at elimination in 10.

Tom: Alright Jen we won! (Hugs her)

Jen: Yeah! Nice throw Tom!

(At the Eagles' cabin)

Noah: Well looks like Jacques and Josee are history. (Smiles)

Ryan: But you forgot one important part. You can only vote for one.

Emma: Well then let's pray it's a double elimination.

Courtney: (pulls Emma aside) Look, I know you want Jacques and Josee gone but did you see what Gwen did today? That was uncalled for.

Noah: Okay Courtney just get to the point.

Courtney: Look, you can vote off Jacques and Josee any day. Literally nobody likes them. And Gwen is gonna be gunning for me. This could be our chance to save be and determinate her and Zoey and Samey's alliance.

Emma: Alright you have a point. We'll vote for Gwen and then we'll boot Jacques and Josee next. The three of us can have an alliance and we'll be good for sure. Sound good?

Courtney: Definitely! (They shake on it)

(Somewhere else)

Jacques: Josee one of us may be history tonight. This is where cheating has its downside.

Josee: Relax Jacques. You know I always find a way to make this work. Plus, we're just playing the game! (Laughs)

Jacques: (mutters) Well it was nice knowing you. (Josee looks at him) Nothing! I said nothing.

(At the elimination ceremony)

Chris: Alright let's see who's here to stay and who's going home! You know the deal, if you don't receive a marshmallow, you will immediately be sent to the Catapult of Shame! Safe is... Zoey, Carrie, Noah, Emma, Brody, Junior, Ryan, Samey, and Courtney! (Courtney smirks as she gets her marshmallow. Gwen looks nervous. Josee smirks)

Ryan: See ya cheaters.

Brody: Yeah that's what happens when you mess with my MacArthur!

Josee: I wouldn't be so sure.

Chris: And next safe is... Josee!

Josee: Yes!

Jacques: (Crosses his fingers) Come on...

Gwen: (biting her lip looking nervous)

Chris: And the last marshmallow goes to... Jacques!

Jacques: YES! (Jumps up and gets his marshmallow)

Josee: (to Gwen. Narrows her eyes) I told you not to mess with me.

Gwen: What?! But I didn't even do anything! Josee set it all up!

Zoey: No! Gwen!

Carrie: But how did she lose and not Jacques or Josee? I know pretty much all of us voted for one of them.

Junior: I bet they rigged the votes. Once a cheater, always a cheater. (Pauses) Wait a second, we voted for Jacques right?

Samey: Um, we actually voted Josee.

Junior: (sighs) That's where we went wrong. We should have all ganged up on one of them.

Samey: (sadly) Bye Gwen. I'm glad to have met you here. Let's stay friends, if that's okay with you.

Gwen: Yeah for sure!

Zoey: Bye Gwen! We'll miss you!

Gwen: Bye! (Chris catapults her) AAAAHHHHHH!!!

Chris: And that ends another episode of Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa! Tune in next time to see what more drama is in store!