Chris: Last time on Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa, our campers had to dive off the giant cliff and search for baby seahorses! The Ferocious Tigers were in the lead the whole time, but in the end, Scott and Dawn chickened out of the challenge, causing them to lose! Someone framed Dawn so she took the catapult home. Things got interesting as some couples got into fights! Ryan forgot about his own girlfriend, so Stephanie beat him senselessly! And Alejandro and Heather got competitive with each other once again! I'm so glad they're done being in love 24/7 because that's BORING! I wonder will happen today. Grab a snack and enjoy this all exciting episode of Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa!

(Theme song)

Chris: ATTENTION ALL CAMPERS! Meet me at the Cafeteria for breakfast in 15 minutes! (Starts cracking up)

(At the Ferocious Tigers Boy's cabin)

Tom: Ug. It's too early for this. (puts pillow over his face) Wake me up in like an hour.

Scott: Just get up! We are not loosing this challenge today!

Mike: Gee Scott, maybe we'd win if someone doesn't sabotage us again.

(In confessional)
Alejandro: Hmm. Mike seems to be implying that Scott was sabotaging us. I must find out and use it to eliminate Scott! But not yet. I'll let him take care of some other teammates first. Like Mike. Mal doesn't seem to be doing anything now, but I'm sure he's still in there!
(End confessional)

(At the Cafeteria 15 minutes later)

Chris: Alright everyone! It's time for breakfast! (Starts cracking up again)

Heather: Well this isn't gonna be good. Just tell us what the stupid challenge is already!

Chris: Sheesh! I'm just trying to have a little fun here! You guys will be having an eating challenge! And your favorite cook of all time is back! Everyone, welcome Chef Hatchet!

Noah: Boooo!!!

Chef: (throws a knife at Noah) SHUT UP SCRAWNY KID! It's great to be back here Chris.

Emma: Hey! You better leave the most perfect thing on the planet alone!

Kitty: (runs over to Emma and puts her hand over Emma's mouth) Remember what we talked about before? Stop obsessing or your gonna lose the guy and the game!

Emma: (pulls Kitty's hand off her mouth) Fine. I'll stop obsessing over No-No when you stop taking so many selfies!

Kitty: Ug. Fine! It's a deal (shakes hands with Emma)

Chris: In this challenge you will pick a teammate to face off against someone on the opposing team! The first person to finish their rather delicious meal gets a point for their team! There will be 10 rounds! So who's gonna go first!

Gwen: Um don't we at least get to know what food we're eating first? I mean what if someone's allergic to something?

Chris: Nope! And I really don't care if you're allergic to something! It'll be fun to watch you guys suffer in pain!

(Soaring Eagles)

Samey: Okay. Who wants to be first?

MacArthur and Brody: I'll do it!!!

Brody: You can go first my little chalupa! After all, I've never seen a girl who can chow down as much food as you! It's so awesome!

Samey: Charming.

MacArthur: Aw thanks my surfer dude! I totally got this! I'm so hungry right now! I'll eat anything!

(Ferocious Tigers)

Ella: So who would like to go?

Dave: Why don't you go Sky? (Pushes Sky forward)

Sky: Rude!

Chris: Alright, Sky! Thanks for volunteering! Let's start Round 1! Chef, whatcha got?

Chef: Today we got some delicious cheese pizza, with roaches, toenail clippings, and bird droppings. Bon Appetite!

Sky: (picks at pizza) Ew! This is disgusting!

MacArthur: Well I'm starving! (Shoves pizza in her mouth) Not bad Chef! (Continues eating and makes a mess, getting sauce and bird droppings all over her face)

Sky: (takes bite). This is horrible! (Stomach growls and makes strange noises. Starts vomiting)

MacArthur: Done! Got anything else to eat?

Chris: And The Soaring Eagles get a point!

(Soaring Eagles)

Brody: Woah! Nicely done MacArthur! I'm next!

(Ferocious Tigers)

Geoff: I guess I'll go. (Not realizing he'd be versing Brody)

Bridgette: Ok! Good luck with whatever Chef made.

Chef: Who's up for some dog food?

Geoff: What? No fair! Brody's a human trash can! He'll eat that in 5 seconds.

Brody: Sorry dude but I gotta win this for my team! (Scarfs some dog food down) That's actually pretty good!

MacArthur: Yeah Brody! Wolf that food down!

Brody: (finishes eating) Done! (Sticks out tongue like a dog)

Geoff: Nice job bro! Give me a fist bump! (Surfers fist bump)

Chris: And now the Soaring Eagles have 2 points!

(Soaring Eagles)

Courtney: Ok guys, I'll continue our winning streak. After all, I have a very strong stomach.

Zoey: Ok! Good luck Courtney!

(Ferocious Tigers)

Scott: I'm gonna score us a point. After all, back on the farm I eat dirt and powder gruel. Mmm, so delicious.

Chef: Ok, you two will be dining on some yummy snot flavored green jelly.

Courtney: G-g-g-green jelly... (Faints)

Scott: Oh my gosh! Courtney!

Lightning: Just hurry up and win. We need this point!

Scott: (goes back to eating and finishes it quickly) Done! (Then goes and helps Courtney go back to her team)

Chris: Ooh and that's a point for the Ferocious Tigers! (Laughing at Courtney) Like seriously? Who's afraid of green jelly? Anyhoo that makes the score 2-1.

(Soaring Eagles)

Duncan: Nice eating Courtney! (Starts laughing) So Gwen why don't you try it! I'm sure you'll be great!

(In confessional)
Gwen: Ug! I can't believe Duncan is tying to talk to me again! No way am I falling for that jerk again!
(End confessional)

Gwen: Shut up Duncan! And you know what, fine, I'll just do it!

Zoey: Good luck Gwen! I know you can do it!

Gwen: Thanks Zoey! It's nice to have some real support!

Duncan: Well so was I babe!

Gwen: That's it! (Walks away)

Cody: Swing and a miss Duncan! (Laughs)

Duncan: Shut your mouth you little pipsqueak or I'll make you! (Holds up a fist to Cody)

(Ferocious Tigers)

Heather: So who's up next?

Alejandro: (to Heather) Why don't you go Heather?  If you win you could prove to the team that you'd be a great leader!

Heather: Fine. And plus, these challenges are super easy anyways.

(In confessional)
Alejandro: I must keep getting others to do this challenge! My stomach is too weak for this kind of disgusting food! My perfect body just can't handle it! If I get picked to go, surely I'll lose and then people will wanna vote me out!
(End confessional)

Chef: You girls look thirsty. How about some cockroach blendies?!

Gwen: Yuck! (Takes a sip and then spits it back out)

Heather: (begins drinking) Ew! Chef you need to learn how to cook! (Covers mouth because she's about to barf, but then finishes the blendie) Yes! Done!

Gwen: (vomits her blendie) Ug! This stinks!

Heather: Aww what's the matter Gwen? Upset that you suck so much at these challenges?

Gwen: (picks up her blendie and dumps it on Heather's face)

Duncan: Nice one Gwen! (Smiling and laughing hard)

(Soaring Eagles start laughing)

Heather: (wiping food off her face) Aah! You suck Gwen! I know you're just jealous at how much better I am at all these challenges than you!

Gwen: (laughing at Heather) Yeah that's it!

Heather: Just shut it gothball!

Chris: Ooh and that makes the score 2-2! It's all tied up!

(Soaring Eagles)

Junior: I'll go next! I can do this!

Brody: Yeah good luck dude! You totally got this!

Junior: Thanks Brody. By the way, you were amazing when you did it. Your stomach was like a bottomless pit.

Brody: Hahaha! Thanks dude!

(Ferocious Tigers)

Lightning: Its my turn. Sha-Yeah!

Chef: Today we have some Toe-Mato soup! Made with actual toes.

Chris: Ooh, nasty! It's so good to have you back Chef!

Chef: Thanks Chris. So where's that raise you promised me?

Chris: What raise? Anyways, let's get this round started!

Junior: (gets a spoon full of soup and slurps it) Aw. This is nasty. I wish I was able to down a stew as fast as my dad did in Morocco.

Lightning; (eating super fast) Almost done! (Spoon gets stuck in his throat and gags for help)

Sky: Oh my gosh! Lightning! We can't just sit here and watch him choke guys! (Looks over at Chris who clearly doesn't care. Then she runs over to Lightning and saves his life) Are you ok?

Lightning: (gasping for air). Yeah. I'm. Fine. Thanks Sky!

Tom: Hurry up and eat before...

Junior: (finishes soup) Yes! Done!

Chris: And that's a point for the Soaring Eagles! The score is 3-2!

(Soaring Eagles)

Brody: Yeah Junior! I knew you could do it bro!

Junior: Thanks! (Fist bumps Brody) Who's next?

Gwen: So Duncan, looks like you're up!

Duncan: Fine. Whatever.

(Ferocious Tigers)

Heather:(watching the Eagles talk) Hey Sierra it looks like Duncan's going. You should verse him and kick his butt since he's always so mean to Cody.

Sierra:  You're right! Duncan is always such a jerk to my Codykinz! I'll crush him!

Heather: That's the spirit Sierra!

Chef: Next up is one of my favorite dishes! We got cow patties! That's a nicer name for cow poop. And so it isn't so gross I put some salt on it.

Duncan: Gee thanks Chef.

Sierra: (gives Duncan a dirty look and then starts eating)

Duncan: What's your problem? (not even touching his food)

Sierra: Leave. My. Cody. Alone! (Continues trying to eat)

Cody: Umm. What?

Duncan: No way am I eating this crap!

Sierra: (finishes) Yes I win!

Duncan: Chef, your cooking sucks! (Picks up patty throws it at Chef)

Gwen: (starts laughing)

Chef: Maggot you just earned your self no food for 2 weeks!

Duncan: Thanks Chef! (Continues laughing with Gwen)

(In confessional)
Courtney: Wait. Was Gwen laughing with Duncan or at Duncan? I thought she was over him! This is such an outrage! It's not that I like Duncan too, he's disgusting, but I thought she was done putting boys ahead of friends. Maybe it's time I quit trying to be friends with Gwen again and focus on making a new alliance to get rid of her.
(End confessional)

Chris: And the score is now 3-3!

(Soaring Eagles)

Courtney: Hey Samey, why don't you go? I'm sure you'll do great!

Samey: Really? Sure, I'll go.

Courtney: Good luck!

(In confessional)
Samey: Wow, Courtney seems pretty nice, Maybe she'll be my first friend on this show!
(End confessional)

Zoey: Yeah Samey, you can do it!

(In confessional)
Zoey: Samey seems like a pretty nice person. I hope we can become friends!
(End confessional)

(Ferocious Tigers)

Kitty: Ok guys, anyone wanna go next? (No one says anything) Ok then I guess I will just go.

Chef: Ladies, hope your hungry for some of Scott's famous quiche surprise.

Scott: Hey you can't steal my recipe!

Chef: SHUT THE HECK UP! Enjoy.

Samey: (starts eating and then throws up)

Kitty: (slowly eating. Then a frog jumps out from the quiche and lands in kitty's hair) Ahhh! Get it off me!!!

Samey (continues eating and barfing) Ug. Finally done. That was so vile.

Zoey: Nicely done Samey! Now we're in the lead!

Samey: Oh thanks Zoey.

(In confessional)
Courtney: Grrrr. I HATE ZOEY! She's so phoney with her stupid "nice" act. Whenever I try to make a friend she has to steal them away from me. So Zoey has to go!
(End confessional).

Chris: And Zoey's right! The Eagles are now in the lead! the score is 4-3.

(Soaring Eagles)

Stephanie: (to Carrie) So Blondie why don't you go instead of just sitting here doing nothing!

Ryan: (elbows Stephanie) Steph, be nice. Don't bring your race rage back. If you don't want to do it, you don't have to Carrie.

Carrie: Oh I can go! No problem!

(In confessional)
Carrie: I don't see why Stephanie has to be so mean to me. I mean, it's not like I've ever done anything to her. Ryan is a really good friend of mine and I just wish she wouldn't mind us being friends. We're just friends, so it shouldn't bother her.
(End confessional)

(Ferocious Tigers)

Devin: Alright I can go guys!

(In confessional)
Devin: I gotta prove to my team that I'm a good player! So I'm gonna keep volunteering to do these challenges! I know I'm sad that I'm not with Carrie, but that's gonna push me further so we can make it to the merge together!
(End confessional)

Chef: Hope you like worms! (Gives them each a can of worms)

Carrie: Oh no. Did you just say... (immediately starts vomitting)

Devin: Carrie! (Rushes over to help her)

Alejandro: Come on Devin! I guess you don't care about our team! You could at least try to win for us!

Dave: Alejandro is right you loser! If we lose I am so voting you off.

Mike: Calm down guys! Give him a break!

Devin: (picks up can of worms and dumps them in his mouth) Ew! Ok I ate it! You happy guys? (goes back over to Carrie). Are you ok homie?

Carrie: (moans) I hope so.

Stephanie: Way to go Carrie! You couldn't even win us a point!

Devin: Ug! No need to be so rude! Leave Carrie alone! She is awesome in every possible way and you are clearly jealous! (Gives Carrie a kiss on the cheek)

Ryan: (glares at Stephnie) Really? (To Carrie) Well you gave it a good try!

Carrie: (sighs) Sorry teammates.

(In confessional)
Ryan: I love Stephanie but why is she being so mean to Carrie? It was Carrie's thing she hated to eat the most. I mean if Steph had to eat beans she wouldn't of!
(End confessional)

Chris: And that makes it all tied up again! It's 4-4!

(Soaring Eagles)

Courtney: Zoey why don't you do something useful for once and get us a point!

Gwen: Courtney don't be rude!

Courtney: (gasps) I wasn't being mean! That was just honestly.

Zoey: Um I guess I'll give it a shot.

(Ferocious Tigers)

Alejandro: So Mike, you gonna do anything?

Mike: Um. What's that supposed to mean?

Alejandro: Well you haven't really done much of anything.

Heather: Just hurry up and get out there Mike!

Mike: Fine! I'll go.

Chris: Ooh it looks like we're having another couple face off! Chef, what've we got?

Chef: You two lovebirds will be enjoying some raw beaver.

Mike: Is that even edible? Besides I'm not versing Zoey cuz if I lose my team could blame me and vote me off and if Zoey loses the same thing will happen to her.

Zoey: Yeah I can't verse Mike! We came on this show to be with each other! We are not versing each other!

(In confessional)
Zoey: It's already bad enough that Mike and I aren't on the same team! But now we have to verse each other? Mike is like the coolest guy ever! And I don't want this show to ruin our relationship!
(End confessional)

Chris: Oh just start eating guys before all the viewers get bored! (Looks at watch as time passes) Well clearly no one's gonna be eating anything anytime soon, so no point for either team! Sheesh you guys really have to be this difficult? (No comments) So I guess it's time for the ultimate tiebreaker! You guys better pick out a good eater!

(Soaring Eagles)

MacArthur: (to Josee) Well well ice dancer, looks like you haven't participated in this challenge! You better do this now or I'll convince everyone to vote you! I mean, YOU'RE A JERK AND A LOUSY TEAMMATE!

Josee: Oh MacArthur you think you're so smart! Well guess what? YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Jacques: Yeah Josee was gonna do it even if you didn't tell her to! (Pushes Josee forward)

Chris: And looks like we have Josee from the Eagles!

Josee: WHAT?! (Pulls Jacques aside harshly). YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEND ME SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO! You know I have a weak stomach! Ug! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!

Jacques: (sarcastically) Great, you're claustrophobic and a picky eater! Maybe I'll vote you off if you don't treat me with better respect.

Josee: Well a moron like you doesn't deserve any respect! But lucky for you, I have a plan!

(In confessional)
Josee: I've got to figure out a way to get everyone to want to vote out MacArthur if we lose! She's so dumb so this should be pretty easy.
(End confessional)

(Ferocious Tigers)

Ella: Oh everyone I'd love to try this tiebreaker! (Singing) Oh how I'd love something yummy to eat! Perhaps a nice delicious treat! Oh Chef what have you cooked up! I really hope it doesn't make me wanna throw up! La la la la la! (Twirling around)

Dave: Ok Ella, just get too it! I'm sure you'll do awesome! Win it for the team.

Ella: Oh why thank you my prince!

Sky: Ug! Just get on with the tiebreaker already!

Chris: Ok campers, there will be a twist! Instead of having to eat disgusting food, you will get an enormous portion of some delicious food!

Chef: Let's see what we got. 1 pound of French fries, 2 cheeseburgers, an enormous stack of pancakes, and a family size bag of potato chips.

(In confessional)
Josee: Oh this is too easy! Watch and learn everyone! (Smiles)
(End confessional)

Josee: (takes a bite of a cheeseburger) Oh this is so delicious! Mmm! It's the best burger I've ever had! Too bad no one else gets to enjoy this kind of food! (Glares at MacArthur)

MacArthur: (staring at the food with her mouth water) It looks...so delicious! I... just... HAVE TO HAVE SOME! (Jumps over to Josee and wolfs down the food) Mmm! This is extremely good! The burger is so tender! Mr. Princess would love it! Not that I'd share with him!

Chris: MACARTHUR! It wasn't your turn!

Josee: (gasps) MacArthur how could you?

Brody: MacArthur noooo!

Chris! That's it! Immediate disqualification! Eagles, you lose! I'll see you at elimination in 15 minutes!

Dave: Nice win Ella!

Lightning: She sucked! She barely touched her plate!

(At the Soaring Eagles Girl's cabin)

Josee: (to Zoey, Courtney, Gwen, Samey, and Stephanie in a fake voice) Oh my gosh! Can you believe MacArthur? She cost us the game! Well I don't know about you guys, but she's definitely got my vote!

Samey: Yeah, she kinda costed us the game. I'm with you Josee.

Zoey: Yeah that wasn't right.

Stephanie: Well I would vote for MacArthur but someone else has already got my vote.

Courtney: (as all the other girls leave for the bonfire she pulls Stephanie aside) Hey, who is that you were talking about?

Stephanie: Oh why do you care?

Courtney: I was thinking we could form an alliance! There's one nicey nice girl I can't stand. I'll help you get rid of your girl and you can help me get rid of mine.

Stephanie: Ok, deal. We vote out Carrie. She's way too nice and all over my boyfriend.

Courtney: Ok. I've had it with boyfriend stealing. I've gone through that plenty of times!

(Outside the cabins)

MacArthur: (to Brody) Ug! Stupid Josee is gonna get me eliminated!

Brody: Aw it's ok MacArthur! You can count me in on your side!

MacArthur: I just can't stand her! (Punches outside of cabin)

(At the campfire)

Chris: Alright you know the drill guys, if I call your name, you're safe! The first one safe is Zoey!

Zoey: Yes! (Pops marshmallow into mouth)

Courtney: (to herself quietly) Yeah your safe, for now.

Chris: And also safe are Junior, Noah, Emma, Gwen, Duncan, Courtney, Samey, Ryan, Stephanie, Jacques, Cody, and Brody!

Jacques: Well of course I'm safe. I'm like the best teammate.

Noah: Oh shut it Jaq!

Chris: And that leaves Carrie, MacArthur, and Josee as our bottom three!

Carrie: (gulps)

MacArthur: (glares at Josee)

Josee: (smiles evilly at MacArthur)

Chris: And the loser is... MacArthur!

MacArthur: WHAT?! Ug! YOU STUPID ICE FOR BRAINS JERKS ARE GOING DOWN! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!

Josee: Oh talk about a poor sport! See ya mall cop! We definitely won't miss you!

Jacques: Hahaha! Bon Voyage.

Brody: (crying) NOOOOOO! My princess! (Hugs MacArthur) I'll miss you so much! (Sobbing)

MacArthur: It's ok Brody. Win for me. And most importantly, TAKE THOSE ICE DANCERS DO-

Chris: (catapults MacArthur away) And that wraps this episode up! Tune in next time on Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa!