Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa! Last time, our contestants had to do an extreme obstacle course, designed by yours truly, me! At the end of the course, it came down to Ryan and Lightning, and Lightning won for the Ferocious Tigers! The ice dancers played hard, and by hard I mean nasty! Heather played Devin pretty well, upsetting Carrie. After Stephanie was flirting with Alejandro, her and Ryan made up and were happy for all of two seconds before I sent Stephanie home due to her overly competitive attitude! Now starts a brand new episode of Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa!

(Theme Song)

Chris: Campers, get your bathing suits on and meet me at the beach for today's challenge!

(At the Tiger's Boy's cabin)

Tom: Alright. Got my stylish bathing suit on. You guys almost ready?

Devin: Yep! Ready to win again guys?

Tom: I guess so. And you don't have to put extra gel in your hair to impress Carrie.

Devin: Well you're the one who's already used up an entire thing of gel! (Tom and Devin laugh together) And besides, I gotta impress Carrie so she notices me instead of Ryan.

Mike: Hey, have you guys seen my white tank top?

Alejandro: (lying) Nope.

Mike: Well I don't want my personal- I mean chest to get sunburned.

Alejandro: (giving Mike a look) Sure. So Scott, ready to actually help me get Heather back today?

Scott: Yep. My plans gone unfold like a... Um. Thing that unfolds.

(At the beach)

Chris: Alright it's time for your challenge! First, you must search the ocean for keys that will unlock chests and give you items to help you in the second part of the challenge. You have 30 minutes! Go!

Carrie: (walks by Kitty) Oh hey Kitty! Quick question, how do I look? Do I look ok? (Carrie starts fixing her hair and her bathing suit)

Kitty: You look fine! Now go over there and get your man!

Carrie: Thanks! I just want him to pay attention to me, instead of Heather.

Kitty: Um...

Devin: Hey Carrie! That bathing suit looks great on you!

Carrie: (blushes and giggles) Aw thanks homie. You look great too! (Carrie starts daydreaming)

Courtney: (comes up from underwater) Yes! I already have two keys. In your face Duncan! You'll always be second to me.

(In confessional)
Duncan: She wants me.
(End confessional)

Gwen: Courtney we're all on the same team here! So let's start acting like one!

Courtney: (rolls eyes) Sure Gwen. But if we were to work as a team wouldn't all of us have to be helping. (Points to Ryan who is still on the beach)

Gwen: (to Ryan) Um hello? Are you gonna help us or not?

Ryan: Huh? Oh, I guess so.

Junior: Hey Carrie, why don't you go check on him. Aren't you two friends?

Carrie: (staring into Devin's eyes, not paying attention) Uh, what? Oh ok! Be right back Devin!

Devin: (sighs) Junior, why'd you do that?! Now Carrie's gonna be all over Ryan again.

Junior: I just don't want my team to lose again.

Carrie: Hey Ryan. You ok?

Ryan: Not really. I just can't believe Stephanie's gone. I miss her so much and I don't think I can go on without her.

Josee: GET OFF YOUR BUTTS YOU LAZY SLACKERS! Why don't you help for a change?! I already have two keys!

Noah: Shut up! My god you ice dancers are annoying.

Josee: I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN YOU LITTLE TWERP!

Noah: (rolls eyes)

Jacques: YES! My third key. I bet we are doing way better than the other team.

Josee: And that makes three for me too! We will so claim the gold!

Alejandro: Ug! The other team is doing so well! We gotta step up our game amigos! (Finds a key) Yes! Got one!

Lightning: Aw Yeah! Same here!

Sky: And I got two! Good work guys!

Tom:  Jen, I've got a really shiny key. It's almost as pretty as your bikini!

Jen: Aw thanks Tom! I'm not having much luck. I gotta find at least one though so our team doesn't vote me off!

Tom: Okay, Let's check over there. (Tom and Jen dive under and swim off)

Duncan: Yeah baby I got a key! (A shark pops up and steals it) Oh crap. Hey, you better gimme that back! (Wrestles the shark)

Courtney: Hope ya get killed!

Noah: (sarcastic) Great attitude.

Gwen: Knock it off Courtney! (Helps Duncan and punches the shark in the gut so he throws up the key) Yes!

Duncan: Thanks babe.

Courtney: Grrr (swims over and starts wrestling Duncan)

Emma: Ug! I can't find any stupid keys!

Noah: (swims over to Emma) How about we work together?

Emma: (looking into Noah's eyes) Sure.

Sierra: O-M-G-O-S-H! This key looks like my Cam-Cody-Kinz!

Dave: Your who?

Sierra: (talking to the key) Oh Cam-Cody, I wish you could be here with me! (Sheds a tear)

(In confessional)
Heather: Wow so crazy Sierra is completely losing her mind! But I'll keep playing her until she gets eliminated, which definitely won't be long. Trust me.
(End confessional)

Heather: Wow Sierra! That's awesome! I think there are more over there! (Points) Keep looking! (Sierra dives off)

Alejandro: (just watching Heather) Scott, just look at Heather. She's so perfect! I can't wait any longer! We must get her back now.

Scott: So, ready to put my plan into action Ale- sh-sh-sha...

Alejandro: What is it Scott?

Scott: SHARK!!! (swims away as a shark chases him. Then, Scott swims by Heather) Here shark, eat her! (Throws Heather at the shark)

Heather: AAAHHHHH! SHARK! (The shark chases her)

Alejandro: Fear not beauty, I will save you! (Alejandro dives into the water and swims over to Heather, punches the shark, and carries Heather back to shore)

Heather: Thanks Alejand- I mean whatever! As if I needed you to save me.

Alejandro: Of course you didn't, but I insisted on helping. I couldn't let the only woman I ever loved be at risk of getting hurt.

Heather: Wow you mean that?

Alejandro: (nods and then kisses Heather)

(In confessional)
Scott: (aw nervously) Yep that totally was the plan. It's not like I did that cuz I was scared of the shark. So don't even think that way... Yeah...
(End confessional)

Kitty: Heather are you okay?

Heather: Yeah.
(continues kissing Alejandro)

Kitty: Okay, I'll just leave you two be. Pretend I wasn't here. (Swims off)

Emma: See anything Noah?

Noah: Down there!

Emma: (dives) Sweet! One for each of us!

Chris: And your time is up! You will use the keys you found to open the chests that with contain prizes to help in the next part of today's challenge: Making a sand castle! You have an hour! I will be the judge of your castles! Get going!

Jacques: (swims to the shore) 4 keys, 4 excellent prizes for moi. Let's see what I get. (Uses a key to open a chest) AHH! Crabs! (They are all over Jacques pinching him) GET THEM OFF!

Chris: (laughing) Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that some of the chests are traps!

Josee: Well I have 5 keys so I'm bound to get some good prizes! (Opens a chest) Yes! I nice shovel!

Jacques: (runs by screaming) HELP! Josee get them off me!

Josee: Oh I'll help! (Whacks Jacques in the head with her shovel) Much better.

Jacques: Thank you! (falls to the ground unconscious)

Junior: Well looks like we're down a player.

Josee: Alright everyone! Let's start building!

Samey: Hey guys, I got a castle mold and a bunch of sea shells!

Zoey: Great! I got some pretty shells to put on it too!

Noah: I got a chest full of mouse traps. (Mouse traps all over Noah)

Emma: Well I got stupid nothing in my chest!

Devin: Alright Tigers lets see what we got! (Opens up chests) I got a bucket and... AN ELECTRIC EEL! HELP!!!

Mike: (runs over a pulls the eel off Devin) There you go buddy. Anybody else got something good?

Scott: (opens his chest) I got...  (Sleeping powder comes out and Scott falls asleep)

Geoff: (runs over) Dude wake up! (Shakes Scott) Well, looks like he's out cold.

Lightning: (opens two chests) Ug! shovels! Shovels aren't a part of a sandcastle! (Throws the shovels far into the ocean)

Dave: Are you freaking kidding me? We could have used those!

(In confessional)
Dave: Is it me or is Lightning a total idiot? How could Sky like him? N-not that I care...
(End confessional)

Sky: Well Dave, yelling at him is not helping! Ok guys lets just start building something already! The other team is getting ahead.

Mike: Ok guys lets build here. (Bends down to dig a little when a crab comes over and rips his shirt off and takes a deep breath turning into Vito)

Devin: Hey Mike, you ok?

Mike: (as Vito) Ay-yo, bub back away from the Vito. (Pushes Devin back) I'm trying to get a tan and I don't want you blockin my sun.

Devin: Uh...

(At the Soaring Eagles sandcastle)

Brody: Alright dudes and dudettes how's the castle coming?

Junior: Good, but this sands a little too soft. Ryan can you fill a bucket with dry sand.

Ryan: Sure thing. Be right back!

Junior: So, Brody. Get anything good from a chest?

Brody: Actually little dude, I got some sausages! (Scratches head) Not sure how they'll help us, but I'll hold onto them, just in case.

Gwen: I guess the castle looks pretty good so far. Maybe we should add a moat or something to make it special.

Duncan: Sweet idea! Let's get on it guys.

Samey: Hey Gwen, I have these 9 pinks shells and 9 blue shells, where should I put them?

Gwen: Um did you say 9? No thanks! (Starts laughing with Duncan. Samey looks confused)

Courtney: Well Gwen's not in charge here so, you just put them wherever and if I don't like it I'll fix it.

Samey: Um... Okay then.

Zoey: I have some white shells that I could put over here if that's ok with everyone.

Gwen: Yeah that's good Zoey.

(At the Tiger's castle)

Dave: Excuse me. Mike is it? (Rudely) Would you like to start helping?

Mike: (as Vito) The Vito does what the Vito wants. And what the Vito wants is girls. (Goes over to Carrie) Hey cutie, wanna maybe grab a soda sometime?

Carrie: Excuse me?

Devin: (sees Vito flirting with Carrie) Hey what's going on here?! Listen Mike, I don't know who you think you are flirting with my girl! WELL BACK OFF!

Mike: Woah! You wanna wrestle jerk? (Tackles Devin)

Devin: Fine! (Tries to wrestle Vito but Vito is winning)

Carrie: Guys stop! Devin is my boyfriend ok? So please stop this!

Ryan: (comes over and breaks up the fight) Ok both of you stop! (Vito does one final punch to Devin, giving him a black eye)

Carrie: (really mad) OK THAT'S IT! (Carrie punches Vito hard in the face) Leave my Devin alone!

Mike: (turns back into himself) Huh? What am I doing over here?

Ryan: We don't have time for this. We gotta finish our castle (runs back to his team)

Carrie: (kneels down next to Devin) You ok homie?

Devin: Yeah. (Carrie gives him a kiss on the cheek and then heads back to her team)

Kitty: There you guys are! Come on we need your help building the castle! (Drags Mike and Devin off)

(30 minutes later)

Jen: Guys this castle is looking very fashionable with the blue shells symmetrical on both sides! Tom, get a pic for our blog!

Tom: (pulls out his phone and snaps a picture) Got it! And I'm uploading it onto our blog right now!

Geoff: Yeah dudes, we should be proud of this masterpiece.

Scott: (finally wakes up from his sleep) Huh, (looks at both teams castles) Crap, we might actually win.

(In confessional)
Scott: So, I definitely wanna lose today. Mike is really getting on my nerves and I want him to go home and Al's probably mad at me so maybe I should get rid of him right away. Hmm.
(Ends confessional)

(Scott walks over behind Mike and pushes him into the sandcastle, ruining it)

Tom: Oh no! Mike you ruined our glorious sandcastle!

Devin: Way to go Mike! (Glares at him) Now we're gonna lose!

Mike: Um, why are you even mad at me Devin?

Lightning: No time for that we gotta rebuild it. HURRY!

(In confessional)
Alejandro: Let's just say I'm always watching. Scott thinks he's got this all played out. He thinks he can play the whole team along with me. Well he better think again.
(End confessional)

Chris: I'll be judging your castles in 2 minutes campers!

Bridgette: Crap! Now what are we gonna do? (Sighs)

Geoff: I don't know babe. I mean... Look Bridge I'm sorry for being mad at you. It was Ale-jerk-dro's fault, so will you be my schmoopy boo again?

Bridgette: Oh Geoff, I've really missed you. I'm just glad you're not mad anymore. Ale-hanis was just trying to play us. (Angrily) And it worked! Ug! We've got get him back. But I guess everything's good as long as I have you. (They start making out)

(At the Eagle's castle)

Brody: Alright we got this in the bag! Just gotta put on some last minute final touches! (Crafts a tiny MacArthur statue out of sand)

Junior: Yeah! We're so gonna win, you know disregarding any unforeseen mishaps.

Brody: (finishes up and has his sausages hanging out his back pocket. A bear sniffs the sausages and comes charging at Brody) AAAAHHHHH! BEAR! (Brody runs around in circles and the bear chases him. Then Brody throws the sausages away which land on their sand castle)

Jacques: Hey guys I'm feeling better now so I can- (bear tramples over him and knocks him out again. Noah laughs)

Zoey: (placing a flag) And... done! (The bear charges at the castle and Zoey, destroying the castle) Woah!!! HELP!!! (Zoey screams in terror)

Mike: Zoey? ZOEY! (Rushes over and saves Zoey) Zoey are you okay?

Zoey: Yeah. Thanks Mike!

Chris: Wow and after all that both teams have diddly squat! I could make them do the challenge over... but that'd be way too boring! Instead we will have a tiebreaker challenge!

Noah: Well isn't this gonna be fun!

Chris: In this ultimate tiebreaker challenge each team will have to successfully get a pearl from a GIANT clam!

Gwen: And where are we supposed to find these clams? It's not like they're randomly going to fall from the sky.

Chris: I wouldn't be so sure of that!

Chef: (flies by in the new Total Drama plane and drops a bunch of clams) HERE'S YOUR GOSH DARN CLAMS CHRIS!!! (One of them lands on Noah)

Emma: (gasps) Noah! (To Chef) HEY WATCH WHERE YOU DROP THOSE THINGS!

Chef: HAHAHAHA! SUCKAS!

Chris: (laughing) Alright get going campers! Come on! It's a half hour show!

Lightning: Yes! Already got it! WE WIN!

Geoff: Uh, dude. That's a rock... We're looking for a pearl. (Lightning just stands there confused)

Heather: Ok we actually have a chance at winning now so don't screw this up guys!

Bridgette: (sarcastically) Wow Heather, it's so nice of you to support us like that.

Heather: Well I don't see you motivating the team surfer chick. Quit lip-locking with Geoff and do something!

Sky: (trying to pull open a giant clam's mouth) Almost... got... it (yanks the mouth open) Yes! (Sees that there's nothing inside the clam)

Chris: (to Sky) What? You didn't think I'd actually put a pearl in every clam, did you? (Sky sighs) is

Junior: (struggling to open the clam) Errr. Carrie can you give me a hand?

Carrie: Sure Junior! (They open the clam and there's a pearl inside) Junior we did it! (Hugs Junior)

Junior: Yay! (faints)

Chris: And the Soaring Eagles win! Tigers, I'll see you in 10 minutes for the elimination ceremony!

(At the Ferocious Tigers Boy's cabin)

Scott: Well guys, looks likes Mike is to blame. He destroyed our sandcastle.

Mike: You pushed me into it! Trying to make your team lose every time again Scott?

Devin: Seriously Mike? Trying to blame Scott for what you did!

Mike: That's seriously what happened! So you guys gotta decide, either a nice person or a guy you can't trust. (Walks off to go vote)

Alejandro: (to Scott) Well I guess Mike's gone... (Scott snickers and walks off. Alejandro mumbles to himself) after you go first.

(In the voting booth)

Mike: Bye Scott. (Votes off Scott)

Scott: Have fun in the catapult (votes off Mike)

Devin: That jerkface, Mike/ Vito, whatever his name is, is so outta here! (Votes off Mike)

Alejandro: (with Heather on his lap) Well Scott, let's just see who the better player is. You've sabotaged our team so looks like you're done. (Votes off Scott)

Heather: Yeah, see ya sucker! (Votes off Scott)

Tom: Devin told me what Mike did. So I guess he's gone! (Votes off Mike)

(Everyone else votes. End voting booth)

Chris: And the votes are in! Marshmallows go to Sky, Heather, Jen, Dave, Geoff, Bridgette, Sierra, Kitty, Tom, Devin, and Alejandro!

(Lightning, Mike, and Scott are left)

Chris: Lightning, throwing out your team's shovels? Wow dude! But you're still in the game! (Tosses marshmallow)

(Scott glares at Mike who looks a little nervous)

Chris: And the loser is...  Scott!  (Alejandro smirks)

Scott: WHAT?! (Sees Alejandro) You conniving untrustworthy (gets censored) Good play. I respect a fellow villain. But wait! I have to say good bye to Courtney!

Chris: No time! See ya! (Catapults away)

(In confessional)
Alejandro: I definitely can't stand Mike, but he's not a threat. I can easily take him down next. Now that I have Heather back, I don't need Scott. The two of us can outsmart anyone.
(End confessional)

(In confessional)
Courtney: Yeah, I might miss Scott a little bit, but now I can focus on eliminating Gwen and Duncan! Besides, Scott and I were on opposing teams and winning is more important than relationships in my book.
(End confessional)

Chris: Well tune in next time to find out who gets the catapult next! Here, on Total Drama Return of Camp Wawanakwa!