The Boys are sitting in the trailer

Duncan; isn't great that courtney is back guys

Stone Cold: i don't give a damn who comes back *Sip's beer*

Duncan: Well then at least my team over here is happy

Spongebob: Nope

Patrick: no

John Cena: Not me

Duncan: wait where's the rock

The Rock walks in angry as hell

The Rock: AUSTIN, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT DO THE ROCK, YOU LEFT THE ROCK IN A GAINT SAFE

Stone Cold: I don't give a damn

The Rock: where's the plumber?

Spongebob: he got unfairly kicked

The Rock: How So

John Cena; Courtney, she made sure that no one could vote her off last week so me and the bois well not duncan but still voted for courtney and so the votes didn't count leaving mario to go home, which is why courtney smells like shit.

Stone Cold: Smells like shit?

Spongebob: We put sewage insted of water in the pipes when she was taking a shower and she got drenched in sewage

Patrick: yeah, can i have a doughnut?

Duncan: where do you see a doughnut?

Patrick: i just want one

*a gaint horn sounds shaking the trailers*

Gwen: What the hell was that

Chris was shown with a big horn laughing

Everyone goes to the sound and sees chris standing there wearing a loincloth

Heather: Talk about your fashin phobia

Spongebob: Is he wearing a loincloth

Chris: Like it

Duncan: ohhhhhh haha it hurts a lot

Chris: you think that hurts wait til you today's challenges

Courtney; ahem

Chris: As soon as we go over some rules chef let's get this over with chef hands chris a book

Duncan: you said there are no rules

Courtney: there are when you have a good lawyer

John Cena: bitch

Courtney:What

John Cena: your heard me Bitch, B.I.T.C.H that's what you are, a bitch

Chris: Contestants are not allowed outside contact courtney will be able to use her PDA

John Cena: bitch

Chris: Contestants will be getting meals given to them be chef hachet courtney will be treated to a fine dining with producers and myself as i hope you like lobster

Everyone yelling at courtney

John Cena: Bitch

Courtney: STOP IT

Spongebob and Patrick are trying not laugh

Courtney: what i'm still sleeping in the girls trailor

Chris: Where she will have a pure goosed down pillow, extra lofty comfature and seven hundred thread count sheets, OH and her own private bathroom

Everyone is mad at courtney, John grabs a megaphone and everyone looks at him

John Cena: Testing, testing, *Clears Throat* BBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH

Sponegbob and Patrick are laughing

Courtney: well someone already knew about the bathroom because someone put sewage in the pipes

spongebob and patrick are laughing louder

Courtney: YOU TWO ARE DEAD

John Cena: Then i'm dead as well because i did it as well

Courtney: Your the villan

John Cena: I'm the villan?, your just a wannable lawyer it's wierd that i haven't broken that (bleep) yet, and also Mario was a homie, we were friends since season 1 but you ruined that with your damn laywers and besides i'm more of a gwuncan person

Courtney: Duncan get him

Duncan looks at John Who gives him a death glare

Samus(Confessional) i like angry john

Chris: well now it's time for our first challenge, you gotta make fire with only rocks, you must grab the fire and use the flint stones to win begin

Everyone runs off to find some wood

*5 Minutes later*

Both teams have wood and start making fire, Courtney and Gwen are making

Stone Cold: Come on girl

The Rock: The Rock believes in you

Heather: eh whatever

Duncan: Come on guys cheer here on

John Cena, Patrick and Spongebob are all silent

Duncan*Grabs Patrick by the throat* I said che-ack

John Cena has got duncan by the throat now

John: How about this, lay of my friends, go be with gwen, and leave us alone

John let's go of Duncan

Gwen gets fire first

Chris: And the gaffers win

The Gaffers Cheer as Courtney gets mad, she throws the rocks at Cena one hitting him in his head, John Falls to the ground no breathing or speaking

Samus: JOHN!

She runs over to him and feels his palse

Courtney: HAHAHAHA

Samus looks at courtney fire in her eyes, Courtney stops laughing

Courtney: u-umm i'm pretty sure he's fine, now calm down, what is wrong with her

Stone Cold: john and samus are dating she is protective and also very horny, if someone attacks john then she'll attack she could kill anyone of us

Courtney looks back at samus who in front of her face

Samus: your gonna die

Courtney:*gulp* duncan?, honey?,

She sees duncan kissing gwen

Courtney: DUNCAN

Chris: Welp we be back after these messages

*After the break*

Chris: were back and so john was taken to a hospital he has a slight concusion, thanks to courtney and samus is pissed so the next challenge is gonna be fun because it will grips vs. gaffers, so it's gonna be spongebob vs gwen

Gwen and Spongebob are over two different colums and a pit of fake tar is below them

Spongebob: how when he know when to start

Chris Blows the gaint horn and it shakes the colums

Spongebob: woah-woah ahhhhhhhh *Splash*

Spongebob fell into the tar

Chris: hahaha good stuff next is patrick and heather

Heather; why don't you just jump off now and save us the time

heather swings but patrick ducks and heather falls but catches herself, patrick sees this and knocks her off with the bone into the tar

Heather: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Splash*

Everyone cheers

Courtney: why are you guys cheering

Samus: She's a bitch

Chris: it's now 1-1 this time it's Stone Cold and Duncan

Duncan: this is gonna be easy

Both men swing and they both hit each other but regain their blance, then without heistation duncan hits austin in the groin

Stone Cold: AWWWWWWWWWW

Austin strikes duncan as he falls duncan losses his balance also falling both men fall into the tar pit

Chris; wow, duncan not cool but karma's a bitch, so yeah 1-1 still, now it's The Rock Vs. Courtney

Courtney gets mad and swing at the Rock and The Rock blocks the swing he swings his own but courtney blocks it and goes low as fell and the rock goes down into the tar

Chris: CMON PEOPLE STOP THAT well the last match is Samus Vs. John Cena but John isn't here s-

an ambulance shows up

https://youtu.be/-cZ7ndjhhps

John Opens the doors and walks out looking pissed he walks right up to courtney

John Cena:*Slaps Courtney* (Bleep) You

Chris: John here's your bone it's you vs. Samus but it's on the same colum

John Looks at samus then at the tar pit

Both Cena and Samus are on the same colum, John Still looking mad

Samus: hey babe 

She kisses his cheek but John is still mad, he sees a hole right though samus

Samus: John?

Cena gets really mad and hits samus but she doesn't fall

Samus: OOOOWWWWW

Everyone:*Gasps*

John was about to hit his girlfriend off when realised what he did, he put his hat on her head threw his bone into the tar pit, and samus looked up to see him fall back into the tar pit giving the gaffers the win

Chris: And the gaffers win

Courtney: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

Duncan: Really Dude your suposed to lead the team your done

Chris: Well no, it's a reward challenge the gaffers win a barbacue

The Gaffers cheer, and they get their food, samus walks past the grips but then goes back to john and sits in his lap

Chris: well this whole episode was Random but hey that's what this show is about Randomness, Will Courtney be able to dig herself out of a hole, will John and Samus still be a couple, Will I GET MY LOBSTER FROM CHEF!. Find out next time, on TOTAL DRAMA RANDOMESS ACTION

Okay real quick, how in the hell do i have 50 views on this shit story, also in Season 4 their will be new players the list of those players will be posted soon. and there will be a new host starting in season five (My Character) thank you for reading this story your all amazing and have a great Day/Night