Everyone was walking back to the trailers, everyone was tired from the prison break

Luigi: i can't believe owen is gone

The Rock: Well the fatass got what was coming to him

Sponegbob: welp i'm gonna crash

Spongebob walks up to the door and tries to open it but it's locked

Spongebob: huh? it's locked?

Everyone: What

Duncan tries the other door

Duncan: HEY! who locked the door

Patrick goes up the door

Patrick: Open Se-

Mario: It won't open

Patrick sits down, then an ambulance zoomes by them and drops a strecher with a tarp over it

Heather: what is that? EW A DEAD BODY!

John Cena: or an undead body

The tarp gets lifted and chris does and undertaker like sit up while on a pile of textbooks

Chris: BOO!

Sponegbob: AH

Chris *Laughs* Relax nobody is dead, yet, i'm here to prep you guys for our most awesome challenge yet, these textbooks contain the sum total of 8 years of med school, and each one of you gets on because tommarow were gonna play doctor

Duncan rolls his eyes

Duncan:(Confessional) I hate doctors, they just get off on telling people stuff they don't wanna hear, like don't pick at that scab or if you eat nothing but pickled eggs you'll die, don't tell me what i can't do, now playing doctor, playing doctor i can handle

Chris: to win this challenge, your gonna to memorise the entire content of those textbooks by morning

Heather: But it's already so late

Chris: you got that right 

Chef drives a golf cart with pizza boxes in it

Chris: what med school all nighter would be complete without pizza

Chef gives the boxes to mario

Mario: *Smells the pizza* Mm that smells good

The Rock: That's gotta be a trick

Chris: More like method acting medschool studients consume more pizza than the averge human, so dig in because theres plenty more where that came from

Duncan *Takes a slice* Looks okay, smells okay taste *takes a bite* Incredable

Gwen: How is that possible

Luigi is in the tent making the pizzas with chef

Chef: Keep spinning, i'll add the final cheese touch

Luigi: My team's gonna wonder were i am

Chef: Not as long as their eating their not now shut up and spin, spin like the wind

Everyone was eating the pizza execpt John Cena

Duncan: man, this pie is rad, who knew chef could rock this off

Mario: Aren't you gonna have any Cena

John Cena (Conffesional) Look i love pizza, but after the whole soup thing i can't trust chef anymore, i'm suprised that the others can still eat from him, he probally put something in it like, finger nails.

John Cena: No thanks, i'm not hungry

Samus: well no pizza for John means more for the rest of us

Spongebob: Wait luigi hasn't had any

Stone Cold: Where is luigi

Luigi quietly craws out of the kitchen

Luigi: i've been hear the whole time, obvislly now hand me some pie

Luigi gets a slice and eats it

Luigi: Mmh (to himself) Man i'm good

John Cena: well i'm going back to the trailers, tommarows a reward challenge, no one getting kicked

The Rock: He's got a point i'm out

Everyone continues to eat the pizza and the rock looks back at them and then at cena

The Rock: Hey Cena

John Cena: Yeah

The Rock: what if i told you that i could get you into the final 3

John Cena: what do you mean

The Rock: I'm saying that we should form an alliance

John Cena: why with you

The Rock: So we can win, i lose some challenges you lose some, then once we get to the merge we'll be a power team

John Cena; i'll think about it

The Rock walks away smirking as John is left to think

*Timeskip to the morning*

Everyone is in a room, with two gaint pools filled with green stuff

Chris: For this challenge all you have to do is tell me the diagnosis of the problem be the first team to bring a frankin chris to life wins

Chris: first question your paitent has a white tounge red eyes, and ewwy goowy cries 

Spongebob: Pinkus eyeicus treated with two rounds of flobberty giggits

Chris: Absoultly correct (Whipsers to audience) I messed around with some of the terms in the textbook

Spongebob jumps and gets shocked by electric eels

Spongebob: AHHH 

Mario: What the

Chris: Oh yeah watch out for the electric eels three saps and your out

Luigi Sees chef putting more eels in the grips pool

Luigi*Sigh*

Samus: You okay luigi

Luigi: yes

Then it's just a montage of people getting the questons right and either getting the peices or zapped by the eels

Chris: both teams have their cadavers who's gonna hit the roof first

Both teams are pulling when Gwen sees something on Patrick

Gwen: uh patrick you have a sore on you

Patrick: oh, man i'm burning up

He burps and he smells it

patrick: lemon?

Mario: Hold on red sore, burning, lemon burps, aren't those one of the deasise in the book

Spongebob: page 733 mortisical crumbles deseaise *Gasps* AND IT'S FATAL

Heather: mortisical crumbles deseaise it's just fatal it's highly contages

Chris; okay it's quarantine time seya wouldn't wanna be he

Chris Runs out the door and seals it up

Chris *Talking to audience* Theres more to this than either team knows

Duncan: This is wierd patrick somehow gets a fatel deseaise

Patrick: maybe it's a 24 hour type

Spongebob: don't worry buddy we'll find a cure

Samus: quarantine patrick

Mario: Get inside before you kill us all

John Cena, Luigi and The Rock all lift up patrick and put him in a bubble

Patrick: HEY

Heather: AHH I SEE ANOTHER SORE ON LUIGI

Luigi: It's gotta be a mistake

Patrick: hey wheres the exit

Spongebob: There isn't one

Now luigi is in a bubble

Patrick: GET ME OUT OF THIS THING

Patrick rolls around in the bubble now becoming a pinball

Stone Cold: Great now patrick is a pinball of death

Mario: we need to make sure no one else is infected simtums of mortisical crumbles deseaise include sudden hot flashes

Spongebob starts to sweat like crazy

Mario: Sea sickness

Heather:*Vomits

Mario: Iche lips 

Stone Cold: My lips they burn AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stone Cold keeps scraching his lips making them go red

Mario: eplosive diarehha

Gwen Bolts it to the restroom 

Mario: speaking in tounges

Samus's eyes roll and she's acting like she's having a seizure

Mario: and temporaly blindness anyone, anyone?

John Cena: nope

The Rock: not me

Mario: well that's good

Mario bumps into samus and his vision is all blury

Mario: I'm blind

John Cena (Confessional) there is no way that this is real, they wouldn't let someone die, right?

Chris was in a room with monitors

Chris: yeah John your right, but just imagine the ratings

John Cena: don't worry guys we'll find a cure

The Rock; have you noticed that were the only ones that didn't study all night, and the only ones who haven't been infected

John Cena: yeah, but there has to be something that these guys missed we need to get a textbook

The Rock: Good idea except chris sealed off the only exit

John Cena: Not the only exit

They look up to the roof where the cadaver was going to be

The Rock: I'm not a fan of heights

John Cena: and i'm not a fan of dying

The Rock: you got a point

The two start pulling the chain and get up to the roof, where they climb down a ladder

The Rock: I'll get the textbook, you look in the kitchen

John Cena: Right

The two run off

*With The Rock* 

The Rock is looking at a textbook and rips the cover off it

The Rock: old cerial boxes?

*With John Cena*

John walks into the kitchen and sees the cheese, but chef is sleeping

John: okay just be very quiet

he sneaks past chef and grab the cheese

John Cena: hm this seems legit

He sees the labal is starting to come off

John Cena: hmm

he tears off the cheese labal and sees the cheese was really iching pouder and laxitives

John Cena: *Gasp*

John Cena (Confessional) I FUCKING CALLED IT

Everyone is basically dying at this point

Luigi: GOTTA PEE GOTTA PEE

Stone Cold: My lips

Heather was writing a will

Heather: To my mother i owe you my many awards and trophies *Vomits* To my brothers and sisters i owe you NOTHING EARN IT YOURSELFS YOU LAZY SLACKERS

John and Rock bust down the door

Mario: mother is that you

The Rock: Relax everyone we found the cure, this is all bullshit, the book covers are just old ceral boxes

The Rock starts to get diarehha

The Rock: Oh no

He runs to the restoom

The Rock: mother of mercy

Duncan: it can't be a sham, no one's faking being sick

John Cena: Yeah, but it's still bullshit, i found this cheese in the kitchen

Luigi Starts to panic

Luigi: Uh gee what's in that canister i've never seen before?, Parmashion?

John: No iching pouder and laxitives

Luigi: Chef how could he

The Rock comes out of the restroom

The Rock: That explains the diarehha and iche lips

John Cena: and i'm the only one who didn't get sick because i didn't eat the pizza

Spongebob: But what about the sores on Luigi and Patrick?

John pops the bubble and tears off a pepparoni

John Cena: it's just a slice of pepparoni dude you need to shower

Luigi: FIRST DUDE NEEDS TO PEE

Luigi makes a mad dash to the restroom knocking over the rock

patrick eats the pepparoni

Patrick: mm, NOW LET ME OUT OF THIS

 patrick punches and kicks but no effect until spongebob pops it

Patrick: thanks

Stone cold: What about the rest of us

Samus: to much studying and to little sleep could make you think you have every deseaise in the book

Mario: I can see, I CAN SEE

Chris comes down from the celing 

Chris: Congrats on winning the challenge guys now the origanal plan was to have one member from the winning team go to a local spa but since we have two winners John Cena and The Rock will both be going to the spa, the limo is outside

John and Rock walk out to the limo and get in it

The Rock: So Cena are you in

John sits in silence for a moment

John Cena: I'm in

They shake hands

Chris: Woah an alliance formed? that's great, what will the alliance of The Rock and John Cena do?, who's going home next? all this and many more questions answerd on the next TOTAL DRAMA RANDOMNESS ACTION