The Final 5 wake up in the forset after a loud Gong

Courtney: What

Mario: Holy pizza pokets where the heck are we

The Rock:*Sniffs the air* Aw We're back at camp wawanakwa

John Cena: God Damnit Chris

Chris: hello final five today's challenge is a boys vs. girls

Courtney: No Fair, the guys outnumber us three to two

Chris: gear down courtney, not all guys are competing, Mario earned himself a penelty last night when he snuck out to go uh-

an intern tosses him a skatebored

Chris: Skateboarding

Mario: What?!, i'd never ride something that small

Chris: yes....you....would

Mario: OH last night, yeah, i uh called a taxi and went to the skatepark check out this awesome trick

Mario jumps on the skateboard but it flies out below him and mario lands on the ground leaving the others confused

John Cena: as a friend Mario, i know that's not true

Mario: Okay i grabbed a burger

John Cena: Now that makes more sense

The Rock: i can see that

Chris: Okay you choose who fights and who trains

*Samus and Courtney*

Samus: Maybe i should train

Courtney: No way, you are a bounty hunter, you know how to fight

Samus: well. okay fine

*The Rock and John Cena*

The Rock: Cena i'm going to teach you the ropes, you can call me the people's trainer

John Cena: Whatever

*Timeskip*

Chris: Alright Samus and Cena please get into these robot suits

Cena and Samus are strapped into the suits

Mario slithers up behind The Rock

Mario: *Whispers to The Rock* watch out for Samus's Kick is brutal

The Rock: Thank you plumber

John Cena: Thanks Buddy

Courtney: Hey What's Mario doing with the enemy

Mario goes to Courtney and Samus but trips on the stairs

Mario: WOAH, stupid damn shoes

Courtney: So what were you saying to Dwayne and John

Mario: Uh Nothing, just giving them some advise

Courtney: Really that's nice of you

Samus: i suppose you don't have any advise for us

Mario: Uh well

Samus: That's fine, we understand Mar-

Mario: Watch out for Cena's Lighting fist, it's a killer

Courtney(Confessional) Maybe Mario and Samus could join an allaince with me leave The Rock and Cena shut down

Chris: Yo mario ring the gong

Mario goes to ring the gong when chris pulls him over

Chris: So which team got the inside track

Mario: uh both of them

Chris: What?, you're supposed to sabotage the game, not be nice

Mario: I'm Not it's just that The Guys are My team, but the Girls are trying so hard, but th-

Chris: just hit the gong

Mario hits the gong

Chris: Let the match begin

John and samus seem to fight for about five minutes, Before John goes crazy and lands a huge blow knocking samus out of her suit and down on the ground

John Cena: SAMUS

Mario checks on her

Mario: She's alright

John gets out of the suit

Chris: Alright Dwayne and Cena you must climb the mountain and make it to the top where you will find an ape all you have to do is carry these glasses of scared water up to the top and put it in the kettle to win, first one to so wins oh and Mario will be help you on this journey

Mario: What

Chris: As for the girls you will be cooking

Samus and Courtney: AWWW

*Timeskip*

John Cena and The Rock are climbing up the mountain, Mario gets an idea

Mario: Hey Dwayne i have an idea spill the water on Cena's D***

The Rock: No thanks

Mario swings over to Cena

Mario: Hey There John old buddy, i have an idea push The Rock off the mountain that would be great

John Cena: No Thanks Bro, but i don't remember you acting like this

Mario starts to panic

*Later*

The Rock, John Cena and Mario are all at the top when they see the ape, fog surrounds them as the head to the very top to see Donkey Kong, Mario gets another idea

Mario: Hey John what do you like most about Samus

John Cena: Well she's really nice, and very pretty 

The Rock snickers

Mario: Go On

John Cena: And there's her amazing laugh a-

The Rock: HAHAHA I'm sorry. it's just that, you're girl is a horny bounty hunter, who just keeps sucking you're D*** an-

John Cena takes The Rock's Glass and Throws the water in his face

The Rock: What the-

John Cena gives The Rock and Attitude Adjustment and Runs to the top

Mario: Sorry Dwayne

John Cena and Mario reach the top and Donkey Kong glares at them

Mario: AHHH

John Cena: Silence Little Buddy

John Cena pours the water into the kettle, but their isn't enough

Donkey Kong: *ROARS*

Mario: Uh Oh

Donkey Kong headbuts John 

Mario: JOHN

Mario gets mad and Leaps at DK Like This

DK catches Mario and Throws him at Cena

The Rock: HEY DONKEY KONG

DK, John Cena and Mario all look and See The Rock 

The Rock: TIME TO KICK SOME MONKEY ASS

DK Charges at The Rock, But Runs right into a Rock Bottom, and Then John Cena lifts up DK for an AA, and Mario grabs a homerun bat and hits DK with it, Causing DK to fly through the sky into the fog

Mario: Let's go

John grabs the banzi tree and they jump from the top of the mountain

Chef: Alright the girls are done with the meal

Chris: great but where are the boys

Chef: Look

Courtney, Chef, Samus and Chris all look up and see Mario, Cena and Dwayne all falling from the top of the mountain and landing into a lake below

Chris: Holy Crap

All of them run over to see the three of them getting out of the lake

Chris: Alright well congrats you guys you won.