Who's That Pokemon?

Raichu: Last time on Total Drama Pokemon All Stars, our campers went on a summertime classic scavenger hunt. Only, some of the items they had to find... yeah they were a bit out of left field alright. A Rubik's cube? A violin? A refrigerator? Yup, yup, and yup! (Laughs) We didn't make it easy for them, or should I say MOST of them, because Mudkip completed his hunt in mere minutes! Just how much crap does he keep in that bag of his?

Psyduck: (raises hand) Oooh oooh. Um... maybe six? NO SEVEN! Seven items!

Fuecoco: Fuecoco think it closer to a majillion.

Raichu: Um... yeah, solid guesses you two. (To the camera). Anywho, Sawk also won immunity and so did Meowstic after he and Alcremie worked in tandem and had a pretty sweet day together. Aww how cute. That left one more immunity up for grabs, and it had Bellossom's name written all over it. Too bad Buizel destroyed her final item, a four leaf clover, so that she couldn't win. But the funny thing is that ended up hurting Chespin more than it hurt Bellossom as despite him trying to stop Snivy from winning, Snivy did just that and was safe! (Pauses) Now then, come elimination time all eyes were on the shows two power couples. Realizing the threat that is a healthy relationship, and the fact that both of them won a season before, the campers voted off Alcremie and Buizel. Well, that might be putting it nicely for Buizel. I'm sure his votes were somewhat personal (laughs). Now then we are down to fourteen steely competitors. Who will make it to top twelve? Find out today on-

Psyduck: TOTAL DRAMA POKEMON!!! (Raichu stares at him)

Raichu: (whining) Psyduck! That's my line!

Psyduck: Sorry but I wanted to say it at least once.

Fuecoco: Ooh Fuecoco too! (Clears throat) TOTAL DRAMA POKEMON!

Raichu: (facepalms in embarrassment) Just cut to the theme song already...

(Theme song; in the mess hall)

Sobble: (stacking cards on the table) Okay, here's card number sixteen... (places it on top of the card tower) Okay let's try for seventeen-

Cubchoo: AAAACHOOOO!!! (Sneezes and the card tower falls) Dangit...

Fennekin: Eesh. You two struggling with that? That's a shame-

Sobble: (clapping) HOORAY!! YIPEEE!!ALRIGHT!!

Fennekin: Huh? Wait you're happy it fell?

Sobble: Yeah I'm happy. THATS A NEW RECORD FOR US!!!

Fennekin: Wh- Really? Sixteen?

Cubchoo: (wipes his nose) It's a game we play in the morning sometimes as I wait for food to take my medicine with. Speaking of...

Koffing: (throws a plate of paste at him) BON APPETITE!!!

Cubchoo: Thanks Koffing! (Eats and takes his medicine)

(In confessional)
Cubchoo: It's great to have fun with Sobble again. And to have made it so far on this season? Just even more awesome!
(End)

(in confessional)
Fennekin: Wow am I envious of Sobble and Cubchoo's carefree nature. (Sighs) Unfortunately some of us have too much drama on their plate to ever feel that way I guess...
(End)

Sobble: You can sit with us too Fennekin. (Bellossom comes over) Oh hi Bellossom.

Bellossom: Morning. (Sits down and sees Buneary looking over at them) Aww now she's really alone. Think I should- (Buneary gets up and comes over) Hello.

Buneary: Oh, um, hi. You guys having an ex-Raikous team meeting over here or something? (Sheepishly laughs)

Cubchoo: No. (There is awkward silence)

Buneary: Oh okay. (Scratches her ear nervously) I just... well I wanted to say sorry about yesterday. Buizel can be-

Cubchoo: Aggressive? Over competitive? Vindictive?

Buneary: I was gonna say hard to get along along with, but sure let's go with that. Sorry. (To Bellossom) And to you I wanna say that I appreciate you always being the bigger person. Don't worry, I won't blame you for Buizel getting eliminated. I believe you that you didn't vote for him.

Bellossom: (pausing from eating) Huh? Oh um... yeah no, I totally did vote for him. Sorry.

Buneary: Don't worry I believe you- WAIT WHAT!? I thought you wanted for us to be friends!?

Bellossom: I mean I did, but how many second chances was I supposed to give you two? He literally ruined my chances of winning yesterday!

Fennekin: (to Sobble and Cubchoo) Uh oh. Maybe we should back away slowly... (the three of them do that)

Buneary: (upset) But I thought you weren't gonna make this personal!? You seriously couldn't resist getting petty revenge?

Bellossom: (agitatedly) Petty revenge? Buneary please quit overreacting! Don't you think it's reasonable for me to have voted him off after everything that's happened?

Buneary: I mean yeah but... (defensive) No! You must've been pretending to apologize from the very beginning. You never liked us and you are doing this just to spite us!

Bellossom: SPITE YOU!? Seriously!? (Stands up) That's it, I'm not sorry for anything anymore Buneary. Goodbye. (Gets up and walks away)

(In confessional)
Buneary: I know I didn't handle that right but... WHAT THE HECK!? I thought she wanted to make amends but clearly not! I'm literally all alone now and you saw her face. She couldn't be happier about that! Ugh!
(End)

(In confessional)
Bellossom: I'm actually so sick of Buneary's entitlement. She expects me to not vote him off to try and appease them? After all the times they've voted for me!? She should know I'm done being a pushover and nice all the time. (Pauses) I felt a little bad about voting off Buizel, but you know what? Not anymore!
(End)

(In the spa hotel dining room)

Snivy: Ahh fresh crispy bacon. The best! Just what I deserve of course.

Mudkip: (walks in with Sawk) Really? Last time I checked, what you deserved is... (thinks) Um... (to Sawk) Quick what's something bad?

Sawk: Um...

Snivy: Pathetic. Truly pathetic. (Pauses) So Mudkip, enjoying your time here after your fluke win yesterday?

Mudkip: What!? Fluke!?

Snivy: Well yeah. You were lucky that challenge was tailored to you. You're a weak player and obviously never winning again.

Mudkip: Ugh, shut up! (Walks out) I'm not eating with that jerk.

Sawk: (raises an eyebrow) Wow, your rudeness knows no bounds.

Snivy: Oh please. I'm just calling out weak players. You shouldn't be one to judge, you do the same right?

Sawk: (folds his arms) Ugh, that's completely different. There's being matter of fact and then there's being a bully.

Snivy: (rolls eyes) If you say so. By the way you're welcome for helping take out Alcremie yesterday. Way to stick it to Meowstic.

(In confessional)
Sawk: I mean, yes those two were gunning for me, but my vote wasn't of malice! Honest. Don't believe anything Snivy says.
(End)

(In the cabins)

Litten: Yikes, you still look roughed up from yesterday. You sure you're okay dude?

Charmander: Yeah I'm good. Just putting that behind me. (Pauses) Yesterday fine for you?

Litten: Yeah I guess. Sprigatito was following me around and trying to talk to me which was a little bothersome.

Charmander: Oh really? Wonder what she wants.

Litten: (shrugs) No idea, maybe she's just being nice? But why should we care. I mean it's someone who might be willing to vote with us right?

Charmander: Oh really, you'd think so? Nice! Absolutely keep her close then.

Sprigatito: (walks in) Oh hey you guys.

Litten: Need something?

Sprigatito: Just seeing what you guys were up to is all. (There is awkward silence) Okay I'll catch you later then... (frowns and walks off)

Charmander: Dude, what the heck was that?

Litten: What? We said keep her close, not be her best friend. You expect me to go all unicorns and rainbows on her or something? (Charmander laughs)

(Elsewhere around camp)

Spheal: Sorry Snivy ended up winning yesterday. We'll get him today.

Chespin: (mutters) Yeah, yeah...

Spheal: (concerned) You're not mad at me for not helping stop him right? Just... you know I wanted to focus on winning the challenge and all.

Chespin: I mean, I get it. (Gives him a look) So at what point was you watching others perform on stage helping you win the challenge?

Spheal: (shocked) WHA- (nervously) Oh, y-you know about that? Heh... whoops. I kinda got distracted... (clasps his hands together) PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME!!! (Chespin starts laughing)

Chespin: Mad at you? Of course not dude. I'm just messing with ya. (The challenge alarm sounds)

Raichu: (through the speakers) UP AND ATTEM CAMPERS!!! Hope you have your thinking caps on! Please head to the amphitheater for today's challenge!

(In confessional)
Snivy: Thinking caps? Yes! If this is an intellectual challenge, I'm so winning this one! I mean, you've seen how dumb my loser competitors are, right?
(End)

(Walking to the amphitheater; Meowstic approaches Buneary)

Meowstic: Hey...

Buneary: Oh, hi Meowstic.

Meowstic: I'm sorry about Buizel going home yesterday. I know you must be feeling sad.

Buneary: Oh? Yeah a little I guess. And I'm sorry about Alcremie- (Meowstic briefly cries)

Meowstic: UGH I MISS HER SO MUCH ALREADY!!! What if she finds someone else to date now that I'm not there?

Buneary: (pats him on the back) There, there. Trust me, she won't. It'll be okay.

(In confessional)
Buneary: This is perfect! Not the fact that Meowstic is sad, but the fact we can both relate to how the other is feeling now. Maybe he'd be willing to team up with me!
(End)

(At the amphitheater)

Raichu: Alrighty everyone, please take a seat on these stands right here on stage.

Spheal: Huh, so if we're all onstage at once, who's in the audience?

Mudkip: I mean I guess there doesn't have to be-

Psyduck: (from in the audience) YAY THE SHOW IS STARTING!!!

Fuecoco: (from in the audience) Fuecoco bring munchies. Popcorn and Nachos.

Psyduck: WOOO!!!

Mudkip: I stand corrected. Guess it's a show for two.

Raichu: Funny you mention it's a show... because you're sorta right. What we are having here today is a game show!

Sobble: Oh please don't be squid game. Or whatever that show is...

Raichu: Nope it's a more typical game show, and it was put together by the fabulous Pichu Twins! (Pulls back the curtains to show the Pichu Twins waiting with a flashy background and set up, posing and smiling)

Pichuette: Good morning everyone!

Pichu: Hope you're ready to play...

Pichu's: WHO'S THAT POKÉMON!!!

Raichu: (butting in) Well, a different kind of who's that Pokémon. It's not the game you're all familiar with. Let me explain the rules. You will be read a random trivia fact about a past Total Drama Pokemon contestant, doesn't have to be from this season, and you must correctly guess which Pokémon the fact is about to get a point. Simply hit the buzzer in front of you and answer. As per usual, wrong answers result in a painful electric shock.

(Everyone turns and looks at Spheal)

Spheal: Huh? What's everyone looking at me for?

Snivy: Gee I don't know, Mr. Total Drama Pokemon superfan.

Cubchoo: (laughs) Yeah Spheal you're totally gonna sweep us.

Spheal: Oh... um, well we'll see. I honestly don't know as much as you think.

Sawk: (rolls ease) Oh please.

(In confessional)
Spheal: Well this isn't good... Last season I was voted off for being a threat because of my vast knowledge of the show. The last thing I needed was for everyone to be reminded of that again! (Thinks) Hmm, I'm gonna have to find a way to make sure I don't wind-up eliminated for the same reasons.
(End)

Raichu: Challenge sounds simple enough, right?

Charmander: Yeah. And that's how we know there is a twist coming.

Raichu: (laughs) You know me too well. So here's the fun part. In order to get the point, you must not only give us the right answer, but you must ALSO complete a special mini challenge inspired by that ex-competitor! (Some gasps are heard)

Pichu: (laughs) Oh yeah this is gonna be so much fun!

Pichuette: Just an FYI, some challenges came directly from the previous competitors, but some we had to make up ourselves.

Raichu: Yup. So get the question right and complete the challenge for a point. The first three campers to get to three points will each win immunity! Now then, is everyone ready to play who's that Pokémon?

Everyone: NO!

Raichu: GREAT! Pichu Twins, the stage is all yours. (Walks off and motions to them).

Pichuette: Okay, time for the first question! Which ex-contestant went through all of school working alone on any group project they were assigned. (Snivy and Bellossom hit their buttons but Snivy's sounds first as he hit it first) Snivy!

Bellossom: No!!

Snivy: Treecko.

Bellossom: (upset) Darn it! I should've gotten that one!

Snivy: Aww but you didn't did you? Too bad, so sad. Almost as sad as Treecko being a loser loner.

Pichu: That answer is CORRRRECTTTT!!! Now let's see what the challenge is- (looks at the card) Ohh...

Pichuette: What is it?

Pichu: It's to say something you like about Snivy... (Some campers laugh)

Snivy: (rolls eyes) Oh I get it. Haha, what a difficult thing to do. (Clears throat) Well Snivy is the most cunning and intelligent Pokémon this show has ever seen. He's talented and deserves to win more than anyone.

Chespin: Oh come on! How stupid! Is he seriously getting a point for this?

Pichu: Um, I guess so. Congrats Snivy, you get a point!

Snivy: Ha! What a joke. (To the camera) Thanks for helping me win Treecko!

(In confessional)
Chespin: This is horseshit! Is Snivy seriously gonna weasel his way to another immunity here? Ugh, he better not. It sucks this challenge isn't one where I can interfere with him... (sighs). But I'm not gonna give up. I'll find a way. I will NOT let him win again!
(End)

Pichu: Now it's my turn to read a question! Ahem. Who's favorite color is a tie between aquamarine and powder blue?

Litten: I'm sorry, what!? Is someone actually supposed to know that? (Everyone turns toward Spheal again)

Spheal: ACK! What? Why do you think I'd know it?

Sprigatito: I mean, we know you Spheal. Just go ahead.

Spheal: Sheesh. I'll take a guess if it makes you happy. (Buzzes in) Um... Psyduck?

Pichu: ANKK!! INCORRECT! (Spheal gets zapped by the buzzer)

Spheal: ZZZZT- YOW! Ow that was a strong shock... (Everyone gasps)

Psyduck: (yelling from the audience) Hey! My favorite color is Razzmatazz! (Everyone stares at him) What? It's a real color! Look it up!

Fennekin: (back to talking about Spheal) Wow, he really didn't know it...

Spheal: Ugh, I told you! I'm not some creepy stalker who knows everything about everyone! I just know a lot about the show, sheesh...

(In confessional)
Spheal: That'll keep me under the radar hopefully. (Pauses) For the record, the clue is about Oshawott. (Sheepishly laughs) I swear I'm not a stalker though. I just do a lot of research because I'm so interested in and love hearing about everyone's lives heh.
(End)

Pichuette: Nobody wants to answer huh? Well we'll move on. The Pokémon we were looking for was Oshawott! Now then, next question. Who was called Stinkeroni throughout elementary school by bullies?

Mudkip: (buzzes in) Aw, that must be poor Trubbish. (Sighs) So sad...

Pichuette: Correct! Now for your challenge you must spend sixty seconds in this dirty dumpster with raccoons!

Mudkip: Erm what? Like actual raccoons? Hmm hang on a second, can I back out- (Pichu uses Skull Bash and sends Mudkip flying into the dumpster as the raccoons jump all over him) AGHHH! STOP IT! STOP CLAWING ME!!

Sobble: (winces) Eesh. Those trash pandas are brutal!

Litten: Really? You're afraid of them? How pathetic. I could take them. (A raccoon flings out of the dumpster and lands on Litten and starts clawing him) OWWWW GET OFF ME!!!

Fennekin: (laughs) You were saying? Where's that tough guy now? (Sobble looks at her)

Sobble: Fennekin...

Fennekin: What? As things stand he deserves it.

Sprigatito: Hang on! (Helps get the raccoon off Litten).

Pichu: And... TIME! Mudkip congrats, you get a point!

Mudkip: Yayyy... (falls onto the ground) Can I also get a rabies shot?

Pichuette: Raichu?

Raichu: (laughs) A rabies shot! That's a good one! Back to your seat Mudkip! (Mudkip crawls back as Raichu sips his drink)

Pichu: Okay now, which ex-contestant likes to wear scarves even through the summer?

Buneary: (buzzes in) Easy! Vulpix!

Pichu: Nicely done! And for her challenge. (Pulls out a razor) Have your fur shaved by me!

Buneary: Shaved? Y-you're joking right? (Pichu turns on the razor and gives an evil grin) Nope! No way! Stay away from me!

Pichu: Okay, suit yourself! I give the best haircuts though so you're missing out.

Pichuette: (angry) You so do not! My dolly has half her head shaved thanks to you! (To the campers) Next question. Who has a criminal record?

Fennekin: (buzzes in) Litten! Duh! (Gets zapped) OWW! Hey? What gives?

Litten: Eesh, you okay babe- erm I mean Fennekin.

Fennekin: Yeah that's right you better not call me that! (Pauses) Unless you have something to say...

Litten: Well- (sees everyone staring at him) Um, there's nothing to say that I haven't already said to you. (Turns his head and Fennekin looks a little slighted)

Pichu: Excuse me! We are trying to host a quiz show here! (Pauses) And Fennekin, you're incorrect. Litten indeed has a criminal record but he is still very much in this competition. The answer has to be someone who isn't still here like-

Sprigatito: (buzzes in) Grookey?

Pichu: Yup!

Sprigatito: (embarrassed) Okay I didn't know that for sure... but it kinda makes sense. I'm sure a prank has gone far wrong a time or two hehe.

Pichuette: For your challenge, you just gotta scarf down this banana cream pie in sixty seconds. Ready? GO! (Sprigatito starts quickly eating and is able to finish it time) Woah! And with twelve seconds to spare!

Sprigatito: Yes! That was- (belches) great... Excuse me heh. (Sits back down)

Pichuette: Okay now, which Pokemon is terrified of Easter?

Spheal: (Buzzes in) Squirtle! (Pichuette gives a thumbs up) Yes!

Charmander: Thought you didn't know random facts about us all, huh?

Spheal: Um hello? Episode fourteen of Regional Tour, Easter Sundae. Squirtle talked about his fear then. It was in an episode, that's how I know it.

Charmander: Was it? Hmm... well I guess your story checks out.

Chespin: Yeah and you just don't know it cuz you lost so early that time Charmander.

Pichu: Okay Spheal, for your challenge you must last ten seconds being crushed by a Bewear hug. Sound familiar?

Spheal: Oh this is what Squritle had to do in season one's dare challenge. (The Bewear comes out) So is this the Bewear from that or is it the one from Rhydonculous Race-  (gets crushed in a hug) OWWWWW!!!

Pichu: And three... two... one... Spheal gets a point! Hooray! (Spheal goes back to his seat)

Spheal: Thank goodness I got all this blubber heh.

Pichu: Who had a fear of rollercoasters? (Several people try to buzz in but Charmander buzzes in first) Charmander!

Charmander: Cyndaquil!

Pichuette: Correctamundo! Bet you can guess what your challenge is. Kadabra, if you'd please!

Charmander: Wait are we just gonna get- (gets teleported away with the Pichu Twins)

Raichu: (looks up from a magazine) Whelp... the rest of you hang tight for a couple minutes. Take a breather or whatever.

Sawk: (rolls eyes) Nice.

Meowstic: Oooh. Someone is salty he hasn't gotten any points yet! (Laughs)

Sawk: Ugh, well last time I checked you haven't gotten any either so...

Meowstic: Oh right...

(In confessional)
Sawk: Ugh this challenge is so dumb. I barely know anything about most of the Pokémon that have been on this show! I can hardly recall everyone that's been here, let alone random facts about them! (Sighs) This is gonna be tough...
(End)

(Chespin motions for Spheal and Mudkip to come over to the side by him)

Chespin: Hey guys, look I'm gonna need your help with something.

Spheal: It's about making sure Snivy loses right?

Chespin: R-right. Sorry I know you didn't seem interested before, and it's okay if you don't want to-

Spheal: Nah, I'm fully on board today! Trust me, I want him gone just as much as you do Chespin.

Mudkip: Same here, but um, what about Charmander?

Chespin: I know you've been dealing with crap from him for a while, but he's not as cunning as Snivy. If we get rid of Snivy tonight, I will promise to vote Charmander with you till he goes. Deal?

Mudkip: Hmm, let me think about- HECK YEAH! (Shakes his hand)

Chespin: Awesome! Welcome aboard man!

(In confessional)
Mudkip: I may not be on Snivy's radar currently, but I remember season one. I know firsthand how awful a Pokémon Snivy is, so honestly this is a win-win. Get rid of Snivy, and then Charmander the next time? Done deal!
(End)

Spheal: But what's your angle here Chespin? I'm not sure we'll be able to stop Snivy except for trying to beat him to the buzzer.

Mudkip: Yeah and I know he's very disliked but he's managed to not be voted off all this time. Do we really think he'd get enough votes this time around?

Chespin: Don't worry, I've got a plan for both things. (Whispers to the group when the Pichu's return with Charmander)

Pichu: Charmander completed the rollercoaster! (Pauses) And we got cotton candy from the vendor. (Eats some)

Charmander: You call that a challenge? Laughable. I had a blast!

Raichu: Oh reallllly? Hmm, what do I have here? Footage from the ride?

Charamnder: (sulks) Oh god dammit. (Raichu plays the video of Charmander screaming his head off on the rollercoaster and some of the campers laugh)

Raichu: That's right. Resident tough guy Charmander screaming his head off like a baby! (Laughs)

Charmander: Oh shut up!

Snivy: (sees Chespin and his group sit back down) You guys plotting on my downfall together or something? (Sarcastically) Oh I'm so scared. (Gets ignored)

Pichuette: Whelp, guess we are onto the next question! Here we go! (Clears her throat) Which previous competitor's attitude stems from their deep secret fear of being overshadowed?

Cubchoo: (buzzes in) Igglybuff! (Gets zapped) Oww!

Pichuette: Sorry. While that's sorta true, her fear isn't a secret.

Bellossom: Wait, if it's a secret then how would any of us know that!?

Snivy: (buzzes in) Piplup?

Pichuette: Correct!

Snivy: (smirks) It's easy to infer based on her attitude.

Pichu: For the Piplup challenge, you must balance a berry on your head for thirty seconds while standing on a log.

Snivy: Hmm, alright. (Stands on the log and balances the berry) What a joke of a challenge hah. (In the stands Mudkip, Chespin and Spheal all look at each other and nod)

Spheal: Alright, you got this Chespin?

Chespin: Totally. (Mudkip passes him a mirror and Chespin whistles and holds it up to reflect sunlight into Snivy's eyes and blinds him)

Snivy: GAH! (Falls) MY EYES! What the heck was that? (Sees Chespin) Ugh, seriously?

Pichu: Oooh sorry Snivy but you failed! No point for you!

Snivy: You're kidding right? Chespin cheated and blinded me!

Pichuette: I mean that's rich coming from you so... yeah I don't really understand what happened and I don't care. Sit back down or we'll take away your point you do have! (Snivy huffs and sits down)

(In confessional)
Chespin: (laughing) Well that went well. Take that Snivy!
(End)

Pichu: Next question! Who is the only original TDP competitor to never compete again in another season? This includes Rhydonculous Race!

Spheal: (buzzes in) Rowlet! Duh! I mean- I think it's her anyways...

Pichu: Correct! Spheal you must catch the fire breathing llama!

Sobble: Um... the what!?

(In confessional)
Sobble: (confused) Seriously, did I miss something or... yeah what the flip is going on anymore, I have no idea...
(End)

Pichuette: THIRTY SECONDS GOOO!!! (Spheal runs off chasing the llama) Ahh, don't you miss those early days?

Pichu: Yeah! Best birthday ever! (Spheal traps the llama in ice and slides it over) Wow! Nice job! Point for Spheal!

Spheal: Woo hoo! Alright!

Fennekin: Wait doesn't that thing breathe fire? Do you think it could- (the llama melts through the ice and runs off)

Pichuette: Ugh oh... Nobody tell Raichu okay?

Snivy: Hey! It escaped! Take Spheal's point away!

Spheal: Hey, no, don't do that! Quit being salty Snivy.

Sawk: Ugh, alright this is getting awfully tedious. Can we speed this thing up?

Sprigatito: How would they do that?

Pichu: Well I guess it's the perfect time for this... THE LIGHTNING ROUND!!! WHO'S READY!?

Cubchoo: Wait what makes this a lightning round? Aren't we already going pretty fast here?

Sobble: Yeah!

Pichuette: Well it's a lightning round for the viewers at home because it's gonna be a MONTAGE!!!

Pichu: LIGHTNING ROUND BEGIN!!!

(The Lightning Round Montage begins)

Pichuette: Who once ate their own and their friend's homework!?

Sprigatito: Fuecoco! (She is shown completing a stunt in a go-kart and getting a point)

Pichu: Who got stuffed into a locker by bullies on the first and last day of school?

Meowstic: (sadly) Shinx... (Meowstic is shown completing a VR challenge and gets a point)

Pichuette: Any guesses for this one?

Charmander: Roserade?

Sobble: Um, maybe Torchic?

Fennekin: Absol?

Pichuette: Wrong! (Laughs as zapping noises are heard)

(Several campers are shown attempting challenges and failing, including Mudkip who gets blown up by something, Snivy who messes up thanks to Chespin interfering, and Sobble chickening out of a challenge)

Litten: Chimchar!

Chespin: Bulbasaur!

Bellossom: Fidough!

Pichuette: Correct! (The three are shown completing challenges)

Pichu: (laughing) I know right! This is so much fun!

(The montage ends and the camera pans back to all contestants looking exhausted and beat up in stands)

Pichuette: So... before we continue... how is everybody feeling?

Charmander: You're joking right?

Sobble: Yeah I think I speak for all of us when we say we are beat...

Pichu: Hmm... okay let's take a breather then. Because I want snacks anyways! Be back in like ten minutes! (Runs off)

Pichuette: Wait Pichu, Uncle Raichu might not- (looks to see Raichu sleeping) I guess he wouldn't mind. (To the audience) Just a quick recap of our current standings. Spheal, Snivy, Bellossom, Chespin, Mudkip and Sprigatito are each at two points! It's close between them! Litten, Fennekin, Meowstic, Charmander, Buneary and Cubchoo have one point each. And Sawk and Sobble have none!

Sobble: (covers her head) So embarrassing...

Meowstic: At least you've gotten a question right Sobble. Unlike somebody else...

Sawk: (sarcastically) Oh I'm so upset at not knowing a bunch of useless facts about these randos.

Snivy: (smirks) Well you should be. You must really have no friends if even I can get more than you. (Sawk looks angry)

Meowstic: Ha! Burn!

Pichuette: Okay be right back. (Runs off) PICHU DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THOSE CHEESE PUFFS, THEY'RE MINE!!!

(In confessional)
Buneary: Ugh, so many people only need one more to win while I still need two... (sighs) Well Buizel, I've got a bad feeling I'm going to be following right behind you...
(End)

Charmander: (talking to Litten privately) So do you think Sprigatito will vote with us? If not you gotta pretend to be her friend to convince her too.

Litten: Woah, woah. Chill out Charmander. You know even I can acknowledge that being friends with someone needs to be deeper than using them for a vote.

Charmander: (rolls eyes) But dating someone for their money is fair game?

Litten: Ugh! I told you that isn't true dude! That's all wrong!

Charmander: Yeah, I know, sorry. Just... (raises an eyebrow) Wait you aren't using her to help you with your Fennekin problems are you? Because you have me for that!

Litten: Oh yeah. Don't worry, I'm not. You really think I'd trust her? No way...

(In the confessional)
Charmander: While I could use an extra vote, I can't allow someone to successfully help Litten patch things up with Fennekin. At least until the game is over that is. Guess I'll have to keep an eye on those two.
(End)

Sprigatito: Hmm... (Litten walks over to her) Oh hey. Look it's a new day, do you maybe wanna talk about-

Litten: About the time I got arrested for arson? (Sprigatito looks shocked) Yeah of course I'll tell that story!

Sprigatito: What? Um okay...

(In the confessional)
Sprigatito: Um, did that guy hit his head or something? I have no clue what lead him to tell me all that... Also I'm literally not surprised in the slightest that a fire type could commit arson.
(End)

(By another group near the stands)

Sobble: Well I've got no shot at winning here, so I hope at least one of you win.

Snivy: Aww why thank you Sobble! How kind.

Sobble: Um, n-no I didn't mean you...

Bellossom: What do you want Snivy? Oh wait, we don't care. Get lost.

Snivy: If you don't want help voting off Buneary then... (walks off and waves) I'm sure you and your weak allies have it covered. Good luck winning anything!

Cubchoo: Ugh! How incredibly rude of you to say. I can't believe- you're just- JERK!

(In confessional)
Cubchoo: I know I'm not always the best with words, but its clear that nobody ticks me off quite as much so that get my tongue in knots as Snivy. Let me tell ya this, he's even more awful in person than he is on T.V. Didn't think that was possible but here we are.
(End)

(In confessional)
Snivy: Yes, yes. I know what I'm doing. I'm likely safe today and so it's good to mess with peoples minds and challenge loyalties.
(End)

(Pichu and Pichuette return with snacks)

Pichu: Mmmm sugar...

Pichuette: Okay so I've got good news and bad news...

Mudkip: Oh boy...

Pichu: (hyper) The bad news is we're gonna have sugar crash in like fifteen minutes or so... AWESOME RIGHT!?

Pichuette: So here's what we are gonna do. Only the people with two points are eligible to continue!

Charmander: What? Seriously? So I don't even have a shot at winning now!

Pichuette: Sorry... (shrugs) but not totally. (Pauses) Instead of using a buzzer, when we ask a question, you will have to write it down on a piece of paper. If one of you gets the answer right you will get a point. If two or more get it right, you will go to head to head to potentially more heads in a challenge and the winner gets the point. Make sense?

Buneary: So... you're saying only Chespin, Snivy, Spheal, Mudkip, Bellossom and Sprigatito are able to win?

Sawk: Alright that's it. I'm leaving now then. See you at elimination. (Gets up and walks off)

Pichu: Wow... poor attitude alert...

(In confessional)
Spheal: A fifty percent chance of me winning here is awesome! But a fifty percent chance of Snivy winning here is a little less awesome...
(End)

Sprigatito: Alright, bring it! Let's do this thing!

Chespin: Oh you are so losing Snivy!

Snivy: In your dreams loser.

Pichuette: Alright everyone listen up. These are the questions that matter the most. Here we go. Which Pokémon has dreams of one day going to culinary school so she can master the art of cooking?

Chespin: (loudly gasps and smiles and then everyone looks at him) Wh-what?

Snivy: (laughing) Could you have been more obvious there? (Spheal facepalms)

Chespin: Crap...

Pichuette: Andddd wow look at that. Everyone correctly guessed Chikorita. (Narrows her eyes) Wonder what gave that away.

Pichu: Okay your challenge is simple! SEE THESE YUMMY LOLLIPOPS!? (Dumps a bag on the floor) There is one with a gold wrapper! FIND IT AND BRING IT TO ME!!! (The six campers jump into the lollipop pile)

Bellossom: Outta my way!

Mudkip: Ack! Don't crowd, don't crowd.

Sprigatito: Come on, come on... YES!! (Holds up a gold lollipop) I FOUND IT!!!

Pichuette: Sprigatito is the first immunity winner!

Sprigatito: (cheers) Woo hoo! Alright!

Litten: Woah, nice job! (Gives her a high five) Seems like you'd be a good friend to bring to a scrapyard.

Sprigatito: Thanks! I think... (Fennekin looks over at them)

(In confessional)
Fennekin: What was that compliment? So weird... (shakes her head) I mean, he's clearly just trying to make me jealous again! Ugh! See Sobble doesn't know what she's talking about!
(End)

Pichu: Okayokayokay! Next Q! Who sat alone at lunch for almost all their school life?

Mudkip: Hmm well it can't be Sobble... (To himself) Maybe Oshawott...

Chespin: Think, brain think! Nope. Got nothing.

Pichu: (everyone submits an answer) ALRIGHT! ONE OF YOU GOT IT CORRECT! CONGRATS TO SPHEAL!!!

Spheal: Oh yeah! (Jumps up) The answer was Togedemaru by the way. It's not hard to see how he would push everyone away from him with his snide comments heh. This was especially true in middle school where- (stops himself from talking) I mean um... lucky guess? Heheh.

Pichuette: Okay, last question. One more immunity to win. (Pauses to look at the remaining few) Hey look it's nearly the original final four here. Except Bellossom is Cyndaquil.

Bellossom: (confused) What? Oh heh yeah that's kinda funny. Um... cool I guess? Sorry I don't know how to be Cyndaquil...

Pichuette: That's okay, just give your answer to the question. Which Pokémon has won many awards for their accomplishments, but actually doesn't own as many or as prestigious of ones as they claim!

Chespin: Wait so like they actually are talented enough to win awards, but they lie about details of it? Literally who would do that!?

Mudkip: Yeah why would someone need to lie about something good? Who'd even know this one?

Snivy: Done! (Smirks) It's really easy to figure out if you have a brain you know.

Chespin: Shitttt. (Scribbles a name down)

Bellossom: (to herself) I can think of a few who fit this but which one to go with...

Pichu: FIVE... FOUR... (Bellossom looks to the side to see Buneary looking odd. Bellossom smiles and writes a name down) THREE TWO ONE!! YA DONE!!

Pichuette: And let's see... OH! Two of you are correct! The answer was... Buizel! Looks like we got a tiebreaker between Bellossom and Snivy!

Bellossom: Yes! Just in the nick of time!

Snivy: Ugh, such bullshit. Hey, how about we both just get immunity, huh?

Pichu: Yeah, so not happening Snivy. CHALLENGE TIME!!! (The screen flips to Snivy and Bellossom on a log in the while) TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE LOG ROLL!!!

Buneary: I know Buizel more than anyone here and I can confidently say... what the heck is this? This has nothing to do with him!

Pichuette: Yeah we know. But it's an iconic challenge so... yeah. Both of you roll on this log and first one to fall loses. Ready? GOOO!!!

Bellossom: Wait how does this- (the log starts moving) Woah!

Snivy: Pity you didn't fall there.

Bellossom: Grrr. Snivy, mark my words, you are NOT beating me here. (Bellossom tries to go faster to throw Snivy off but he stays strong)

Snivy: Hmph. Challenge accepted then.

Cubchoo: (cheering) GOOO BELLOSSOM!!!

Chespin: Yeah! You can do it! Beat that snake!

Snivy: Um, hello? Anybody wanna cheer for me? (Crickets sound) Seriously? You guys really are all that petty and jealous of my- (suddenly Bellossom jumps and gets the log to wobble up and down a bit. An unsuspecting Snivy loses his balance and falls) AGH!

Bellossom: Yes! And that's how I win!

Pichu: BELLOSSOM WINS IMMUNITY!!!

(In confessional)
Bellossom: Yes, yes, yes! I actually did it! I won! And besting Snivy to win this immunity just made it even better!
(End)

(Back at the amphitheater)

Chespin: (smiling) Oh yeah! Suck it Snivy! Way to lose!

Snivy: (angry) GRRR SHUT UP! You lost too, so I wouldn't be bragging.

Meowstic: That's true, but unlike you, he at least has friends.

Snivy: Oh put a sock in it Meowstic. Like anybody cares what a repulsive gamer thinks. Plus you liking Alcremie just shows how poor your taste is.

Meowstic: (angry) EXCUSE ME!? WHAT NOW!? (Tries to charge at him but is held back by Spheal and Mudkip) LET ME AT HIMMM!!!

Sprigatito: (to Bellossom and Spheal) Well congrats guys! We are all top twelve!

Spheal: Hehe, I know! So awesome!

Pichuette: So um... yeah challenge over. Now what do we do Pichu? (Turns to see Pichu passed out)

Sobble: OH NO!! HE'S DEAD!?

Pichuette: (narrows her eyes) Sugar crash. (Goes over and pokes Raichu) Uncle Raichu wake up. (He doesn't budge after more attempts; screaming) UNCLE RACIHUUUUUUUU!!!!  (Raichu flips out of his chair and wakes up)

Raichu: AGH! What the- where am I? What's going on?

Pichuette: Challenge is over. You are welcome by the way. Now if you'll excuse I'm gonna drag Pichu to bed (walks off)

Raichu: (yawns) Oh okay... oh my god how much candy did he eat? (Shakes his head) Anyways, hey campers! Great challenge today right? Um... yeah see you at the campfire in fifteen minutes. I need to catch up on some things... (sheepishly laughs)

(Somewhere around camp) 

(In confessional)
Chespin: This is the time to get rid of Snivy once and for all. And I am NOT missing my opportunity this time. So if I gotta talk as many people into voting Snivy as I can... then that's what I'm gonna do.
(End)

Cubchoo: That was so satisfying to see you beat Snivy in the end. You're gonna need to watch that over and over again.

Bellossom: Haha, don't tempt me with that until this show's fully over. (Chespin walks up) Oh hey Chespin.

Chespin: So... I know you're beefing with Buneary but, come on, it's Snivy right?

Bellossom: Yeah I know. Trust me I hate him just as much as you do heh. (Smirks) I just might be in though, and I'll tell some others.

Chespin: Awesome. You're sure right?

Bellossom: Um... like sixty-percent sure. It'd be a hundred percent but... you know... Buneary.

(Elsewhere)

Chespin: Charmander! Hey, what's up?

Charmander: You want me to vote for Snivy right?

Chespin: Um... I mean yeah...

Charmander: Well what's in it for me?

Snivy: (walks by angry) Ugh, you're kidding right? Charmander you are like a villain-lite   compared to me and you know it. But you better not jump at this chance to boot me,

Charmander: (angry) Excuse me? I'm no second tier villain! Not like I care about your opinion anyways. 

Chespin: (mutters to himself) Wow Snivy sure shot himself in the foot there. (Smiles) Nice!

(In confessional)
Spheal: So Chespin went around campaigning to vote Snivy off and... yeah it should be an obvious out, but on this show you never know.  I tried to help too, so hopefully its enough. (Pauses) But um, in unrelated news... I WON MY FIRST INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY CHALLENGE YAHOOOO!!!! (Dances and celebrates a little bit) Uh huh! Go Spheal! That's me! Oh yeah!
(End)

(Elsewhere around camp)

Meowstic: (approaches a sulking Buneary) Hey... you okay?

Buneary: (sighs) Not really. I'm probably going home tonight.

Meowstic: Oh. (Pauses) I mean, I can't guarantee anything but we can try to vote together if you want. Worth a shot right? We gotta keep going for Alcremie slash Buizel right?

Buneary: (smiles) Yeah, I did say that earlier didn't I? Guess it's not over till it's over, right? (Meowstic nods) Thanks for being so nice to me today Meowstic.

Meowstic: Of course. Besides, Rhydonculous Gang for life! (Sheepishly laughs) Okay pretend I didn't say that. Now then, about who to vote. (Whispers to Buneary)

Buneary: Huh? Hmm... alright I guess so. Why not.

(At the elimination ceremony)

Raichu: Alright campers, so Sprigatito, Spheal and Bellossom were our immunity winners. Wow, didn't see that one coming!

Sprigatito: And that would be because you fell asleep right?

Raichu: (nervously) What? No! I did no such thing. I was just pretending to be asleep. What kind of host would fall asleep on the job? Not me, that's for sure.

Sprigatito: (narrows her eyes) Uh huh...

Spheal: Sorry Raichu, but I don't think you're winning any acting awards for that performance.

Raichu: Oh okay fine whatever. Just go vote.

(In voting booth confessional)
Bellossom: Buneary, or Snivy? Hmm... both are big problems for me. Snivy is undoubtedly worse but Buneary is the one most likely to gun for me. (Thinks) But then again, after today I might be on Snivy's hit list if he stays... (sighs) And I did tell Chespin I'd try to vote him. (Thinks some more) Guess I gotta just go with my gut here.
(End)

(In voting booth confessional)
Chespin: Here we go! Voting for Snivy! (Pleads with his hands together) Please everyone don't let me down here.
(End)

Raichu: Alright, looks like the votes are in! Now then, remember that the two campers with the most amounts of votes will not receive a pokepuff-

Fennekin: And will be eliminated from the competition and flushed down the toilet yada, yada, yada. We know it by now Raichu.

Litten: (mutters) Heh she's so cute when she's moody like that.

Fennekin: (angry) Excuse me did you say something? (Litten turns away eyes widened) Yeah that's what I thought...

Charmander: Fennekin just let the drama fizzle out and move on already. (Litten looks angry and nudges Charmander) Ow. What?

Fennekin: Hmph. (Folds her arms) Wish I could change my vote now...

Raichu: Sorry but it is indeed too late to change votes. Now then, I know I usually do this part all dramatically but today I'm not doing that.

Sobble: Huh? Why?

Sawk: Did you get lazy?

Sobble: Oh thats true. Checks out after a day of sleeping instead of hosting- EEP NOTHING!

Raichu: (sighs) Just for once, don't sass me. Please? Anyways as I was saying, I'm gonna cut to the chase tonight because one individual garnered a hefty amount of votes and is most certainly going home. (Snivy frowns and looks to see Chespin with a big grin on his face) Before that though, the winning three get their pokepuffs and are safe. (Throws pokepuffs to Bellossom, Sprigatito and Spheal)

Sprigatito: Sweet! (They catch their pokepuffs)

Spheal: Wow! This treat is too special and meaningful to eat.

Fuecoco: (pops up behind him) Fuecoco can eat it for you. (Eats it out of Spheal's hand)

Spheal: NOOOOO!!!!

Raichu: Now then, back to the first elimination. The first camper headed home today is...

(There is a dramatic pause as the camera pans over the contestants)

Raichu: ...Shocked it's taken me this long to say it, Snivy!

Snivy: Ugh! Dammit to hell.

Chespin: (stands up) YES! YES! WE DID IT EVERYONE! THANK YOU!

Snivy: (angry) You are truly petty, you know that Chespin? What, you got the entire camp to hate me for playing the game? You all know I work harder than anyone and deserve the money more than you all but whatever.

Bellossom: Wow. There's no way you truly believe your own delusions like that... is there? Regardless I'm beyond happy to see you go Snivy.

Snivy: Seriously? What about voting off Buneary? You said all that nasty stuff about her but you really are keeping her around because you think she's weak?

Buneary: What? Seriously?

Bellossom: Huh? Don't believe him! Not that I care what you think of me but he's lying, I said no such thing. (Buneary turns her head)

Snivy: Oh please, it's so obvious that's your angle.

Cubchoo: That's enough Snivy. You know, it's a shame. You had a chance to become better thanks to Roserade and you wasted it. You only have yourself to blame.

Snivy: (rolls eyes) Like I'm gonna take advice from you. Who are you again? Not an All Star in the slightest, that's who.

Raichu: (laughing) Wow, wow, wow. Any more people you want to tell off before you go Snivy?

Snivy: Hmm, actually. (Pulls out a list) Mudkip, it's ironic, you carry so much stuff in your bag, yet YOU are the one who gets carried the most here.

Mudkip: Wh-what? Hey!

Charmander: (laughing) Clever. Wish I thought of that one.

Snivy: Charmander, you wish you were as overrated as Charizard because nobody here likes you! Litten and Fennekin, congrats on being the most toxic couple this show has ever seen. Sobble, you're an annoying crybaby. Sawk, your skills aren't nearly as impressive as you think they are. Meowstic, you're a dork. Cubchoo, you're a dork part two! Spheal is the biggest kiss-ass this show has ever seen and Buneary quit deflecting your own issues onto others! Sprigatito... (pauses) Okay I actually don't know enough about you so um... I'm just gonna go with how about you don't try to date two guys at once? (She scoffs) Bellossom, fuck you bitch! And finally Chespin... I'm going to personally ensure you do NOT win this three million dollars. That I promise you!

(Everyone just stares with their jaws wide open for a few seconds)

Raichu: Wow... just... wow. Even I'm speechless. Whelp, guess if anybody here didn't hate you already they sure hate you now!

Chespin: Hey, he's only mad because he's nothing but a loser now. (Laughs) Justice is finally served Snivy! And go ahead and try to stop me from winning this thing! Oh wait, you're eliminated so you can't! (Laughs)

Snivy: (smirks) I wouldn't be too sure about that. (looks to Raichu)

Spheal: Huh? Uh oh...

Raichu: What are you looking at me for? OH! OH YEAH. Well when I said Snivy was out by a landslide I wasn't exaggerating by much. Chespin your campaign totally worked because all but one vote was for Snivy.

Chespin: (surprised) Wait what? Seriously? Wow, wicked turn out guys! Thanks!

Raichu: Unfortunately, the top two vote getters are eliminated each episode this season, remember that? Well that means the only vote NOT for Snivy would decide the second one going home. Aka, Snivy's sole vote determines the other one who's eliminated.

Snivy: (smiles) Take a wild guess who it's for. (Laughs) Gotcha.

Chespin: No, no, no... NOOO! UGH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! DAMMIT!

Raichu: Guess you shouldn't have pushed so hard for everyone to vote off Snivy.

(In confessional)
Chespin: Damn it! I was so focused on taking down Snivy, I lost sight of focusing on myself. (Sighs) So that's why after he lost today he was being such a jerk toward everyone. So they'd all vote him and he'd get me out too. Damn, I hate to say it, but that was smart.
(End)

Spheal: Oh no! Chespin I'm so sorry! (Runs up and hugs him) I'm sorry Snivy did this to you.

Chespin: You know what, it's okay. At least he's outta here too you know? Now you win this thing so I can be your first customer at your family's building company once you jump start it.

Spheal: Heh, deal! (High fives him)

Cubchoo: I guess in hindsight everyone voting for Snivy was a bit overkill...

Sawk: True but we had no idea if everyone else was really voting for him this time. That's the genius.

Charmander: (softly) Ugh, I can't believe it! If I had just voted for Mudkip instead, he'd be gone!

Mudkip: AHEM! I'm right next to you! I heard that!

(The screen wipes to Chespin and Snivy in the toilet)

Raichu: Aww, you two just can't seem to get away from each other huh? It's almost like your destined to be together! How cute!

Chespin: (makes gagging noises) Don't make me puke Raichu. There will never be anyone I detest more than Snivy! I guess I can find solace in the fact I avenged Chikorita and took him down.

Snivy: Whatever makes you feel better you moron. The fact is you still got eliminated by me and I bested you,

Chespin: NO WAY! I BESTED YOU! I GOT YOU OUT!! (The two start arguing)

Raichu: And... FLUSH!!! (Flushes them and they argue as they are flushed) WOW, now that's dedication to hatred. Not even a scream. (Turns to the camera). There you have it. We are now down to twelve! With public enemy one, Snivy, now taken out, who will become the new primary target? Will it be Charmander? Buneary? Heck maybe it'll be Sobble for all I know! Only one way to find out. Stay tuned for the next episode of Total Drama Pokemon All Stars!!!

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