Raichu: Last time, on Total Drama Pokemon clusterfuck- I, er, I mean All Stars! Instead of working in their newly formed teams, a few select members of each team were pitted against each other in an automatic elimination race through the woods challenge! During which Weavile schemed to take out Chespin, and also Sawk too as she despised him for being more impressed with Machoke than her. Flaaffy and Buizel continued to give Bellossom the cold shoulder, and Treecko, not having it, saw it upon himself to make one of them finish in last. Unluckily for her, he succeeded and caused Flaaffy to finish last for her team. Our other two losers were Weavile and our not-so-evil-anymore wolf Lycanroc. ALL THREE of them were eliminated! Now then, I think the toilet is finally unclogged and ready to flush some more suckers today! Who's it gonna be? Find out now on Total Drama Pokemon All Stars!

(Theme song; At the Raikous table in the mess hall)

Sandshrew: (eating) Bleh! This place is the worst. I'm this close to quitting. Between this food and sleeping on the ground AGAIN!? Like are you kidding me?

Chikorita: Hey trust me, the cabins aren't much better. Very cruddy.

Sandshrew: Yeah but that spa hotel! (Eyes sparkle) It looks like what dreams are made of! I'm so intrigued to see what the inside looks like.

(In confessional)
Sandshrew: After the Rhydonculous Race and my embarrassing identity crisis on television, I took some time to reevaluate myself. During that time I met Timburr. He's an architect which is like fashion designing but for houses and not people. He's a very cool guy and welcomed me into his friend group. So hey, special shoutouts to Timburr and the others back home (softly) including his girlfriend...
(End)

Chikorita: Hehe fair enough.

Bulbasaur: So guys, what do you think about what happened yesterday?

Chikorita: What do you mean?

Bulbasaur: Think Buneary is all cooled off? I mean I don't really know her that well, but she seemed really angry at the end.

Buneary: (walks in looking mad and upset) Ugh, let's get this over with.

Buizel: Calm down, it'll be okay, I'm here, I'm here. Let's just eat outside so we don't have to deal with the team. (They leave)

Bulbasaur: Yeah something tells me our team isn't gonna be in the best shape today...

(At the Enteis table)

Scorbunny: Man yesterday still feels like a blur.

Grookey: Yeah but we made it. And don't worry, I've got payback planned for Quaxly.

(In confessional)
Grookey: (chanting) PRANK TIME! PRANK TIME! PRANK TIME!
(End)

Sprigatito: (sits down) Good morning team.

Quaxly: (sits down next to her and suddenly he tries to stand up but can't) GAH- WHAT THE HECK!? Did you- (stands up with the stool stuck to him) GLUE ME TO THE CHAIR!? (Grookey erupts in laughter)

Scorbunny: (laughing) Okay, okay that was a pretty funny one. Nice job. (High fives Grookey)

Quaxly: Oh come on! Sprigatito, yell at him!

Sprigatito: Um, one, I'm not his mom and two, I think you're getting off more than easy after putting him in the sudden death challenge yesterday.

Grookey: Yeah! And hey, we can be considered even now. Last chance, let's start over, okay? (Quaxly begrudgingly nods in agreement)

Quaxly: Ugh, fine.

(At the Suicunes table)

Spheal: Hey everyone! How's it going? What's new?

Snivy: Um, absolutely nothing since you asked yesterday. Not exactly much to do around here you know?

Meowstic: Rudely put, but um, true I guess.

Oshawott: (taps his fingers together) I'm glad Weavile is off our team, but I feel so bad about Flaaffy.

Froakie: (pats Oshawott on the back) It'll be alright pal. She wasn't on our team anyways, so try not to worry about it.

Squirtle: WOW! Froakie, who cares that they were on different teams, he's allowed to be sad.

Froakie: Okay that is not the point! Squirtle, quit picking fights with me.

Squirtle: ME!? Okay that's it! (Gets up and leaves)

Froakie: Honestly I wasn't trying to say anything passive like he's implying. He really can't let go of season one huh? He's acting like we're still in it.

Oshawott: I guess so.

(In confessional)
Spheal: Squirtle and Froakie always disliked each other, but seeing them fall back into the same exact dynamic as they were in season one is actually kinda crazy. It's like they are continuing a petty feud that should've fizzled out by now. Eesh, they both really need to learn to let go of things. AGH. Um, not that I'm criticizing them or dissing them, I still think they are cool. Yeah.
(End)

(Outside the cabins)

Sawk: Hey Machoke, I wanted to talk to you about yesterday. About Weavile.

Machoke: (scratches his head) Oh um, sure.

Sawk: You probably won't believe me here but I think she didn't like us being friends. She even pulled me down with her when she fell.

Machoke: (laughs) Ahaha classic Weavile. I mean it's a competition, so why wouldn't she do that?

Sawk: (raises an eyebrow) Oh?

Machoke: I mean don't get me wrong, I know she definitely didn't care much about me. She always thinks of herself first but that's who she is. Sorry she had to try and bring you down with her, we coulda all been a rockin squad.

Sawk: Hmm well I guess I just think a win should be more noble. Interesting to hear your perspective though.

(In confessional)
Sawk: Machoke is friends with Weavile for a reason I suppose. Though I can't help but feel he's a little less villainous deep down and only follows the lead of one.
(End)

Psyduck: (banging on pans) WOOO MUSIC!

Fuecoco: HAHAHAH YAYYYY!!! (Dancing and clapping)

Sobble: EEP! (Hides behind Cubchoo) What is going on? PSYDUCK DONT ATTACK US I DONT WANNA DIE!!!

Psyduck: (continues smacking pans as more people gather) WEEEEE!!!

Fuecoco: Oooh Ooh! Me sing! Me singer. (Clears his throat) LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA!!! AGHHHHHH!!!!

Raichu: (walks out) Alright enough! ENOUGH!

Fuecoco: LA LA LA LA LAAAAAA!!!!!

Raichu: (uses a megaphone) I SAID ENOUGH YOU TWO!!! (They stop)

Psyduck: HUH? I CANT HEAR YOU!

Fuecoco: LA LA LA LA L- (Raichu covers his mouth)

Raichu: I told you to get everyone's attention, but that might have been overkill. But it's okay because loudness and ringing ears fit with todays challenge.

Sprigatito: Oooh! A music challenge? Awesome!

Igglybuff: If Jigglypuff shows up as a guest I'm gonna puke.

Raichu: Don't worry, you'll keep your breakfast down. It's not a music challenge. It's a different kind of loudness. I'm talking about the roaring screams of fans at SPORTS GAMES!!!

Togedemaru: So an Olympic themed challenge again Raichu? (Rolls eyes) How are you this unoriginal?

Raichu: NOPE! Not Olympics sports, but recreational sports like football and the like.

(In confessional)
Scorbunny: YESS!! (Pumps his fist in the air) Oh please let there be a soccer challenge! I would SO kick some serious butt!
(End)

(In confessional)
Meowstic: (sighs) Sports... great... (pauses) Yeah I think it goes without saying that gamers aren't the most fond of sports...
(End)

(In confessional)
Shinx: I'm gonna get out there and break those stereotypes! Woo hoo! I'm gonna catch that baseball and run all the way home to score a touchdown for the win, just you watch!
(End)

Raichu: Alright so here's the dealeo. Today will have three sports themed challenges! The first team to win two events will win invincibility and the other two will face elimination!

Bellossom: What if each team wins one challenge?

Raichu: Um we have our super dangerous extreme sports tie breaker! Duh!

Bellossom: (mutters) Okay yeah, should've seen that one coming.

Raichu: Anywho, each sporting event will have four members of your team competing! I'll give you some time to form your groups, and since I'm feeling extra nice today I'll even tell you the three main sports. (Pulls out a list) First is volleyball, then will be ice hockey, and last but not least is soccer, aka football for any brits out there.

(In confessional)
Scorbunny: (cheering) YESSSS! LET'S FRIGGIN GOOOOOO!!!
(End)

(At the Enraged Enteis group)

Scorbunny: Okay as someone who has dedicated his life to soccer, I think I should be our soccer team captain.

Togedemaru: Can't argue on that one, go right ahead.

Scorbunny: Okay so wants to play some football with me?

Machoke: Oh! Me, I'm super tough! I think I should be the quarterback!

Scorbunny: Huh? No, no it's not that kind of football- it's soccer football.

Machoke: (confused) Huh? Wait what?

(In confessional)
Machoke: Why the hell would they try and call it football when that sport already exists? I tell ya, these British people must be absolute morons. I'm sure people tryout for the wrong sport constantly over there. Dolts.
(End)

Grookey: I'll join your team Scorbunny! As will Sprigatito!

Sprigatito: Oh, alright-

Quaxly: AND ME! Me too!

Scorbunny: Alrighty then, sounds good to me. Probably good to work with those you know the best anyways, eh?

Machoke: I'll do volleyball and absolutely destroy the other teams with strong spikes! You're welcome in advance.

Cyndaquil: (to Charmander and Litten) I know we are fire types, but maybe us and Mudkip could do the hockey together then?

Litten: Sure, works for me. Just as long as we are careful not to melt the ice.

Togedemaru: Greattt, so that means Shinx, Vulpix and I are stuck with Machoke.

Vulpix: Ugh, so not fair!

Cyndaquil: Oh sorry we can switch up then if you want-

Charmander: We don't have much time, let's get back to Raichu.

(At the Surreal Suicunes group)

Pachirisu: Okay so Sawk, Meowstic, Riolu and I will do volleyball, is that good? (The team nods)

Riolu: Now we just need the other two events.

Froakie: I'm gonna do soccer. Oshawott, you in?

Oshawott: Okay sure.

Squirtle: Wait, I already said I had dibs on soccer.

Froakie: (raises an eyebrow) So? Squirtle we can work together can't we?

Squirtle: WHA? I, erm, um... I mean yeah sure I guess. (Mutters) Wow I'm kinda confused here...

(In confessional)
Squirtle: Froakie wants to work with me? Or maybe he wants to start over? (Thinks to himself) I dunno that just doesn't seem like him... hmm... he's majorly sus.
(End)

Spheal: And I'll join! We'll make it a water type team woo hoo!

Snivy: Great so I'm left with Chespin and Alcremie? Ugh.

Roserade: Oh and don't forget me too!

(At the Reckless Raikous)

Buneary: No. I refuse to work with Bellossom or Treecko.

Treecko: OKAY! Just pick a different sport then!

Buizel: No way, we want to do soccer!

Bellossom: Treecko just let them!

Treecko: Absolutely not! If we let them walk all over us here, where will it end?

Chikorita: ENOUGH! Treecko, you and Bellossom do Volleyball with me and Bulbasaur, got it?

Treecko: Um and who put you in char-

Chikorita: (angry) I SAID ENOUGH!!!

(In confessional)
Treecko: I know she doesn't like me very much but yikes... Note to self, don't piss off Chikorita.
(End)

Buneary: Alright then we're on team soccer, who else?

Fennekin: I guess me?

Sandshrew: And me too. (To Fennekin) Hey didn't get a chance to say hi this season. You can treat me like you would Vulpix by the way.

Fennekin: (smiles) Oh yeah nice to see you again Sandshrew. I think we'll get along great!

Cubchoo: That leaves us newer contestants playing hockey... anyone have any experience? (There is silence) Figured...

Sobble: AGHH NOO WE ARE GONNA LOSE!

Igglybuff: (helps Sobble calm down) Easy now. We'll be fine.

(At a volleyball arena)

Raichu: Wowza these builders are fast. Gotta give the production team mad props this season. (Clears his throat) Now then here's how our first sporting event will work! The playing field for this event is basically a giant circle, but divided into three sections. Think of it like a pie chart, with three equal parts.

Fidough: Don't get me started on pie charts, they look nothing like pies...

Raichu: At the three lines that divide sections will be the volleyball net. So instead of in regular volleyball, where you have just a single net dividing the court, each team will have two nets to keep their eyes on. One to their front left and the other to their front right, both meeting at the center.

Chikorita: Um, hang on, what? This is very confusing...

Raichu: You'll get used to it with practice, trust me. Anywho, the way to win the game is to score points by getting the ball to drop in the other teams zone. First team to 5 points wins this event! Now then, any further questions?

Sawk: So are there no penalties for getting scored on then?

Raichu: Hmm good point... there probably should be a penalty. (Everyone glares at Sawk) Got it! The team that lets up a point will get a special zapping from your's truly!

Togedemaru: Nice going Sawk...

Pachirisu: Well it won't matter for us because we are gonna get five points in a row. Right Sawk? (He nods and Togedemaru looks upset) Sorry Togedemaru, but I hope you are ready to be beaten!

(In confessional)
Togedemaru: (sighs) Man why did I have to fall for a girl who's so competitive? I normally wouldn't care if I did good or not at this kinda thing but I've AT LEAST got to show her I'm better than stupid Sawk.
(End)

Raichu: Alright so it's Machoke, Togedemaru, Shinx and Vulpix, versus Pachirisu, Sawk, Riolu and Meowstic, versus Chikorita, Bulbasaur, Treecko and Bellossom!!! (Blows whistle) BEGIN!

Sawk: I've got this powerful serve down pat. (Throws the ball up and chops down with a strong serve directed at the Enteis)

Vulpix: EEK! (Runs away from the ball)

Machoke: What the hell are you doing?

Togedemaru: (smirks) No worries, I got it! (Goes to bump the ball up but fumbles and the ball hits him on the head, knocking him over)

Raichu: And that's an ace! One point for the Suicunes! (They cheer) And for the Enteis... (uses Thunderbolt on them)

Pachirisu: Nice job Sawk, that was awesome!

(In confessional)
Togedemaru: Yeah, frick my life...
(End)

Machoke: Alright dorks I'm serving this one right back at them! HA! (Serves it but Sawk bumps it up)

Sawk: There! It's up!

Pachirisu: I'll set it! (Sets it) Riolu, now!

Riolu: Leave it to me! (Jumps up and spikes it over to the Raikous)

Chikorita: AGH- (dives and barely hits the ball with her leaf) Sorry!

Bulbasaur: No worries, I'll set it back on track! (Hits it upward) Bellossom!

Bellossom: Got it! (jumps and hits it over. Sawk tries to block but it hits the net and falls on his side) Yes!

Chikorita: Nice one Bellossom!

Bellossom: Thanks! And nice one to you too. That was a really good save.

Chikorita: Really? Thanks, I tried my best and- (suddenly the volleyball slams down onto their side of the court) Wha-

Bellossom: Shoot...

Machoke: HA! WAY TO NOT PAY ATTENTION MORONS!

Shinx: Yay we got a point!

Treecko: Ugh you guys shoulda been paying attention... nice going! (gets zapped) Owww...

Raichu: The score is now one all! Raikous, it's your serve!

(In confessional)
Treecko: Working alongside Chikorita and Bulbasaur... meh it's a bit bothersome because I know they aren't the most fond of me. That's why I'm trying my best to not make any snide comments and be supportive towards them. Not gonna let myself get voted out by them again that's for sure.
(End)

Treecko: Chikorita, you serve it.

Chikorita: Really? (Catches the ball) Oh alright, thanks.

Bellossom: You can do it! Don't hold back! (Chikorita serves using her leaf and the ball ends up getting hit around a lot. Shinx ends up setting the ball upward)

Shinx: Somebody spike it!

Machoke: ALL ME!! (Jumps up and smacks it down super hard onto the Raikous court) YEAHHHH!!! 

Raichu: Tsk tsk! I'm afraid the point here goes to the Raikous.

Togedemaru: What? Why?

Raichu: (motions to the net wobbling) Looks like somebody crossed the net and made it wobble, which is against the rules. And that somebody is Machoke.

Machoke: WHAT!? Oh come on that's bullcrap! What a stupid rule!

Bulbasaur: Hey thanks for the free point. (Machoke glares; scared) Uh oh, I probably shouldn't have said that.

Machoke: Yeah that's right coward you better zip it or I'll come over and beat the fudge outta ya!

(In confessional)
Sawk: Yeah... I think it's safe to say my respect for Machoke has gone down quite a bit...
(End)

Raichu: Vulpix go ahead and serve.

Vulpix: Erm, I don't think I'm the best does someone else want to-

Shinx: I'll do it!

Raichu: Whatever, just get the ball in play!

(Shinx serves and a volleyball montage ensues. Teams are shown hitting the ball, setting, serving, getting points, etc. Meowstic gets hit in the face with a ball, and Machoke and Sawk both get strong shots and points, however Machoke is shown hitting the net yet again) 

Bulbasaur: (to Chikorita) Ready to block?

Chikorita: You know it! (Pachirisu goes to spike the ball, but instead of jumping to block, Chikorita and Bulbasaur use their vine whips to stretch upward and successfully block the hit) Yes!

Raichu: Wow! What a play by Bulbasaur and Chikorita! Way to use their talents to their advantage! Very smart!

Riolu: Crap, I can't believe we are losing this. We need this next point.

Pachirisu: Hey Meowstic, are you planning on helping?

Meowstic: (embarrassed and caught off guard) HUH- Oh sorry I just didn't want to mess you guys up before you know.

Riolu: Fair point-

Meowstic: But let me serve this next one, I want to try something.

Sawk: Okay but if you mess up we lose the game here, you realize that? N-not trying to discourage you or anything...

Meowstic: Don't worry, I got this. (Takes a deep breath and serves the ball, tapping the ball with a little psychic power) Agh, please go over! (The ball floats over the net graciously and goes over the blockers before sharply dropping in the Raikous court) YES!

Raichu: POINT FOR THE SUICINES! It's now four points all, meaning next point wins this event!

Chikorita: Okay guys, we need this point. Let's get it! (Serves to the Enteis) HIYA!

Machoke: (bumps the ball up) Easy! Now someone set it to me!

Togedemaru: Why would we set it to you? You've goofed up twice! (Sets it to Shinx) Shinx!

Shinx: IVE GOT THIS! (Jumps up)

(In confessional)
Shinx: Hehehe, you should play that in slow motion. I bet I look like a super cool anime protag there!
(End)

(Shinx hits the ball back to the Raikous but Bulbasaur gets to it in time)

Bulbasaur: It's up!

Bellossom: Treecko, I've got a plan. (She whispers it to him)

Chikorita: Agh where am I setting this? Um here, one of you two just hit it! (Sets it up)

Bellossom: Ready? (Treecko bends down and cups his hands, Bellossom steps on top and he throws her upward and she reaches the ball high up and spikes it down between Vulpix and Togedemaru for a point) Alright woo hoo!

Togedemaru: Oh come on, seriously?

Raichu: THE RECKLESS RAIKOUS WIN THE VOLLEYBALL GAME! (Their team cheers)

Bulbasaur: Right on! That was totally awesome Bellossom.

Bellossom: Thanks, and you guys all did so well too.

Chikorita: Honestly us grass types really kicked some butt together.

Treecko: (nods) Now we just need to win another event.

Raichu: Speaking of which...

(Inside an ice skating rink)

Roserade: (shivering) Brrr. It's so c-cold in here. My flowers might get frostbite...

Raichu: Awww... (smiles) don't care. So competing here today for the Enteis are Cyndaquil, Mudkip, Charmander and Litten. For the Suicunes we have Chespin, Snivy, Roserade and Alcremie. And for the Raikous we have Sobble, Cubchoo, Igglybuff and Fidough.

Igglybuff: Okay now that we've done roll call, can you get on with it?

Raichu: Fine! But I'm not gonna be explaining the rules though. We have a special guest to do that for us. Please welcome hockey pro Copperajah! (A Copperajah skates out in a hockey uniform).

Copperajah: GO SNOW NOCTOWLS! HOOT HOOT!

Psyduck: Huh? Where's a Hoothoot? I don't see one...

Copperajah: Ah no that's just the sound an owl makes aye. Anyways thanks for having me as a guest Raichu.

Raichu: No problem Copperajah. Or do you go by Raj? (He shrugs)

Copperajah: Alright lads, today you will prove your hockey scoring skills. Each member gets one puck and chance to score a goal against our goalie. Raichu wanted a tough challenge so we brought the sturdiest wall we could find aye? Good luck scoring against him, it's Stakataka!
(Stakataka just sits in front of the goal)

Cubchoo: Are you serious?- ACHOO!

Mudkip: He's literally a huge wall how are we supposed to score?

Copperajah: It's really REALLY hard, aye... good luck guys. Remember, a snow Noctowl never quits!

Raichu: Since they won the last part, Raikous I say you are up first! Go ahead and take the ice!

(On the rink)

Fidough: Alright guys what's our game plan? (Turns to see Cubchoo fall down on the ice) Agh, are you okay?

Igglybuff: (laughs) I'm sorry, how is the ICE TYPE the one slipping? Shouldn't you be good in this environment?

Sobble: Hey! Igglybuff...

Igglybuff: (rolls eyes) Whoops, sorry.

(In confessional)
Sobble: Cubchoo is my friend and Igglybuff can be so rude to him sometimes... ugh it's so upsetting when friends don't get along! (Looks sad) But I guess that's just her personality...
(End)

Cubchoo: Don't worry, I got this. Here I go! (Skates alongside the hockey puck and goes to swing the hockey stick by trips and falls and hits it backwards) WAH! (The puck gets sent flying into Igglybuff's face and Fidough holds back laughter) Oh no! I'm sorry!

Igglybuff: (angry) WHY YOU! (Takes her puck and hits it right at Cubchoo)

Cubchoo: OWWW!

Raichu: (laughing) Hey Raikous! You do realize the net is OVER THERE? Don't you?

Sobble: AGH! No please stop fightingggg!!

Fidough: Well this is going terribly. Better take a try of my own. (Skates forward and she reaches the line where she must make the shot from. She shoots near an open area but Stakataka quickly moves his blocks to block it) What? Oh come on!

Copperajah: Aye, I told ya it wouldn't be easy. Stakataka is without a doubt the best goalie in the league. Not only would you need perfect aim, but also to catch him off guard!

Raichu: (laughs) Who would be able to do both of those things- (a puck flies into the net)

Sobble: YAY! I DID IT!

Copperajah: GOOAAAALLL!!!

(In confessional)
Cubchoo: Being able to be super stealthy and having incredible aim made Sobble perfect at this! I feel bad the rest of us let her down, but hey maybe nobody from the other teams will score?
(End)

Raichu: Well the Raikous have a total of one goal, let's see if that holds up somehow. Next up are the Suicunes!

(On the rink)

Alcremie: Snivy, Chespin, don't you dare waste shots like Igglybuff did. I know you don't like each other but we gotta win this!

Snivy: Oh chill out, I'm not about to throw a challenge like an imbecile.

(In confessional)
Snivy: Honestly I'm just extremely thankful that this is more of an individual team challenge. If the others screw up and I don't, I really can't be blamed.
(End)

(Roserade and Alcremie both skate and take shots but get blocked)

Alcremie: Dangit.

Roserade: Aw boo. I'm no good at sports I'm afraid. If only sports seeding was a challenge like my friend once told me about.

Snivy: (narrows his eyes) Literally what are you even saying?

Chespin: Um, I don't think it's that kind of seeding... Anyways my turn!

Snivy: Watch and learn Chespin! (They both take off at the same time)

Alcremie: Ack! Wait!

Raichu: HEY! What are you two doing!? (The two skate and push against one another bickering)

Chespin: Dude what the heck? I said I was going!

Snivy: I was going third, I said that before. (They both take a shot and Chespin's gets blocked but Snivy's goes in) YESSS!!

Raichu: NOOOO!!! (Blows a whistle) You weren't allowed to go at the same time that's against the rules. The goal doesn't count and Suicunes you end with zero goals scored!

Snivy: WHAT? (Upset) Great, nice going Chespin. If it wasn't for you, we'd have a point here.

Chespin: FOR ME!? Dude you were the one who went when it wasn't your turn! (They start fighting each other)

Copperajah: (blows his trunk and everyone freezes) UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT! PENALTY! Two minutes in the penalty box for both you boys.

Roserade: (to Alcremie) Oh my what happened? (Alcremie just narrows her eyes and sighs)

(The Enteis take the ice)

Litten: Alright, we only have to beat ONE!? We soo got this.

Mudkip: Let's be careful not to get too sure of ourselves. These shots are probably near impossible to make!

Litten: Hey don't bring us down man.

Cyndaquil: He was just reminding us to stay focused. That's always something to be cautious of. (Excited) NOW LET'S DO THIS! (When he gets excited his flames start going and the ice behind him starts to melt a little)

Charmander: Cyndaquil, watch your flames bro!

Cyndaquil: Huh? (Notices and calms himself down) Shoot, I'm sorry guys.

(In confessional)
Cyndaquil: That could've been disastrous (sheepishly laughs) Especially with Litten on the ice.
(End)

Charmander: TAKE THIS YOU BIG FAT GOALIE!! (Hits a good shot but gets blocked) Ugh! Come on!

Mudkip: (to Cyndaquil) I've got an idea, but my athleticism isn't the best, so you watch me and then you try and do the same thing after. (Cyndaquil nods and Mudkip skates forward and tries to take a shot sneakily when moving with the puck but fails and the puck hits the side) Shoot.

Cyndaquil: Good try Mudkip! (To himself) I think I know what your going for... (Cyndaquil does the same type of play but is able to properly fire off the shot and scores)

Copperajah: GOAAALLLLL!!!

Charmander: Nice one Cyndaquil my man! (They fist bump) LITTEN ITS UP TO YOU DUDE!!

Litten: I've got this in the bag! (Skates and looks like he is about to take a shot. He swings but purposely misses the puck and Stakataka moves to block) Gotcha! (Hits the puck for real and barely scores a goal)

Copperajah: ANOTHER GOAAAALLLL!!!

(In confessional)
Litten: I grew up playing street hockey, so I'm no stranger to this game. (Confidengly smiles) Though I must admit playing it as a real sport must be a lot better. No chance of having to run from the cops after hitting a puck through the neighbors window... (nervously) WHICH I, UM, NEVER DID! You can't charge me for this! This isn't an admission of guilt!
(End)

Raichu: And with that the Enraged Enteis win the hockey challenge! (Their team cheers) Thanks for the help here Copperajah. Now then, we've got a date with a soccer game next!

(In front of a soccer field)

Raichu: Alright, so here's what we are looking at-

Psyduck: Ooh a soccer field! I win!

Raichu: (sighs) Yes, very good Psyduck. A Plus. (Clears his throat) Anyways, the Enteis and Raikous each have one point, so if you win this event you win the whole challenge and immunity! Suicunes... you NEED this win to even have a chance at immunity as you'd need this win and a tiebreaker win... so... yeah sucks to be you guys right now.

Riolu: This sucks, we aren't doing completely terrible, we just aren't winning.

Froakie: You realize that's how winning and losing works right?

Raichu: Okay rules time! Our game of soccer will actually be set up like a Pokeathlon event you all know and love, Goal Roll!

Bulbasaur: Oh! The event that's in the Power and Skill competitions of the Pokeathlon, right?

Raichu: (coughs) NERD! (Coughs again) No idea, but yeah sure, probably. So this round will function just like that event, except with three teams instead of four, and in teams of four instead of three.

Shinx: Instead of three there's four, but also three instead of four? Huh?

Raichu: (ignores) A soccer ball will be dropped into the center of the field and you just attempt to score it on the opposing teams goals to get a point. More balls can be dropped as the game goes on. If your goal gets scored on, you lose a point, however you cannot go below zero. The match will go on for just ten minutes, and once the time is up, the team with the highest score wins!

Scorbunny: Alright! This is gonna be awesome!

Buizel: Yeah I'm great at sports, I so got this in the bag.

Raichu: Okay so for the Enteis we have Scorbunny, and the love triangle trio.

Sprigatito: Hey! Don't you call us that!

Raichu: For the Suicunes we have Spheal, Oshawott, Froakie and Squirtle. (Under his breath) Yikes, that's probably gonna be dysfunctional as hell. (Back to his normal voice) And for the Raikous we have Buizel, Buneary, Fennekin and Sandshrew! Athletes, go and take the field!

(On the field)

Grookey: Alright Scorbunny, you're the team captain so what's the plan?

Scorbunny: (confidently) Alright so we need one person to stay as goalie and the rest of us should work together to score goals. Soccer is all about teamwork!

Sprigatito: (nods) Right, I think we'll be okay in that regard. Right guys?

Quaxly: Yeah, I mean I GUESS...

Scorbunny: Grookey, you stay as goalie. Defend it with your life. (Grookey nods and salutes)

(In confessional)
Scorbunny: A good sports captain knows their team inside and out. (Frowns) Unfortunately that's not the case here... (slightly smiles) but I do know enough to know Grookey and Quaxly absolutely cannot work together! Best to keep them apart.
(End)

Froakie: We need to be aggressive and score score score!

Squirtle: But we need to focus on not getting scored on too! A good offense is a good defense... or wait was it the other was around...

Spheal: Um, hello? Guys? The challenge is about to start.

Squirtle: Oh shoot, okay maybe I can start as goalie but we switch around? I wanna be able to score too, that's the fun part.

Oshawott: What are we gonna do? I feel funny having to go up against Buizel.

Froakie: (smirks) Aww Oshawott it's okay. I understand you not wanting to face your cousin, just do your best. (Turns to Squirtle who's face turns red with anger when suddenly a whistle blows)

Raichu: CHALLENGE BEGIN!!!

(Over by the Raikous)

Fennekin: EEK- Um, I'll just follow your leads?

Buizel: (nods) Yeah, just keep up with us. And if you see a ball just kick it to me and I'll handle the rest!

(In confessional)
Buneary: Buizel is just naturally such a good leader. With his charisma and his confidence... hehe, yeah I guess I feel really optimistic about our chances here. (Pumps her fist in the air) We got this! Gonna win this one for you Flaaffy!
(End)

Raichu: (announcing) The first ball has been dropped in the center, who's gonna get to it first!? (Buizel, Froakie and Scorbunny all race to the ball but Scorbunny gets there first and skillfully kicks the ball over Buizel and fakes him out) OOH!!! Impressive moves from Scorbunny.

Scorbunny: Oh yeah! (Dodges Fennekin and prepares to kick)

Sandshrew: Um, how am I supposed to block again? AGH- (Scorbunny kicks the ball and scores against Sandshrew)

Scorbunny: GOAAAALLLLL!!!! WOO HOO!!

Sprigatito: (cheers) Nice job!

Scorbunny: Sorry, I just had to go for that one. Be ready for some passes next time!

(A new soccer ball is dropped by Spheal)

Spheal: Um... okay I can't kick so hopefully hitting with my tail is okay.

(In confessional)
Spheal: Yeah, in retrospect soccer was NOT the challenge for me here. I myself roll, I can't move the ball with me like everyone else. Does that make sense?
(End)

Spheal: Oshawott! Here! (Passes to Oshawott)

Oshawott: Ah. (Gets the ball and runs but eventually comes face to face with someone) Uh oh...

Buizel: (smirks) Sorry cous, but I've gotta take you down here. No hard feelings!

(In confessional)
Oshawott: I've got experience from when I was younger with playing soccer with Buizel and my other family members at family get-togethers. (Sighs) So yeah, this isn't anything new.
(End)

(Buizel slides in and steals the ball from Oshawott and Oshawott falls)

Buneary: Buizel! Pass! I'm open! (Buizel ignores and tries to shoot but Squirtle catches the ball)

Squirtle: Nice try!

Buizel: Dammit!

Buneary: Buizel! I was open, why didn't you pass?

Buizel: Oh sorry... next time okay?

(Froakie recovers the ball and scores on Sandshrew)

Froakie: BOOM! Take that!

Raichu: (Announcing) There we go, another goal! Both the Suicunes and Enteis are now tied at one point each!

Sandshrew: Sorry guys, I'm awful at being a goalie, ugh. My natural reflex is to move AWAY from the incoming projectile.

Fennekin: It's okay, I've just been running around aimlessly.

Buizel: (sighs) I guess we are definitely screwed here then... I can't be a team of one, er- two.

Buneary: Come on guys, we can't give up. Fennekin, why don't you try and be the goalie?

Fennekin: WHAT!? I mean... I guess I could try but what makes you think I'll be any good?

Buneary: You're going out with Litten, I KNOW you've got a little bit of fierceness in you. (Smirks) Let it out girl and block any balls!

(At the Enteis goal)

Grookey: (sitting on the ground playing with his stick) Hmm, this is so boring. Nobody's been over here in centuries... (suddenly a ball comes flying at him)

Quaxly: GROOKEY! STOP IT!!

Grookey: Huh? (Jumps to try and catch and barely gets it) Yes! In your faces, whoever tried to score on me! Here Quaxly! (Throws the ball to him but Quaxly isn't paying attention and it hits him on the head and he falls)

Sprigatito: Agh! Quaxly! (Spheal rolls into the ball and sends it flying into Grookey's goal)

Spheal: Yes! Sorry, couldn't resist taking a shot.

Froakie: Nice shot Spheal! (High fives him) Now we are at two points and the other teams have ZIP!

(A brief montage of the teams playing soccer occurs, but no points have been scored, just shots blocked, missed or passing stuff)

Squirtle: Hey! (His team comes over quickly) I wanna switch out as goalie now.

Oshawott: Okay, Froakie I guess you'd be the next best at it.

Froakie: Um, I mean I guess so. (Spheal and Oshawott head off but Froakie stops Squirtle) Why don't you just stay as the goalie? You're doing good.

Squirtle: I mean yeah, but I'm good at scoring too!

Froakie: Really? How many goals have you scored so far?

Squritle: (looks shocked) NONE!? UM HELLO IVE BEEN GOALIE THE WHOLE TIME!

Froakie: Well technically you could still score if you kicked it all the way across you know?

Squirtle: Oh thats just ridiculous! You can't expect- (suddenly two balls go into goal) Agh!

Scorbunny: Booya!

Buneary: (laughs) Yeah might want to pay more attention next time.

Froakie: Ugh! Look what you just did! And Raichu what the heck, where did the second ball come from?

Raichu: Looks like someone doesn't understand how goal roll works...

Squirtle: That's it, your turn Froakie. (Runs off. Froakie stands there for a moment but eventually walks off too)

(In confessional)
Froakie: What? I mean, we are at zero now anyways. We don't have any points to lose so why bother blocking the goal?
(End)

(At the Raikous goal)

Oshawott: Spheal, go for it! (Passes and Spheal hits the ball)

Fennekin: GRRAH! (Punches at the ball and knocks it far away) I did it! Yes!

Scorbunny: (runs up) HE SHOOTS... (Fennekin readies herself when Scorbunny surprisingly passes to Sprigatito who's hidden behind him and she then scores)

Sprigatito: ...SHE SCORES!! WOO HOO!

Quaxly: Awesome fake-out! We are so killing it right now!

(Another brief montage ensues; we see Fennekin and Grookey both blocking goals and also being scored on, Squirtle and Froakie both score goals, and we see Scorbunny, Quaxly and Sprigatito passing and working well as a team)

Buneary: (taking some breaths) Okay, there isn't much time left, Raichu is dropping a lot more balls.

Fennekin: Yeah and Scorbunny's team is just dominating us all, he's way too good!

Sandshrew: Well what about the other team- (Sandshrew looks to their goal) Wait a second. Is there... no goalie over there?

Buneary: Seriously? Nice eye Sandshrew! LETS GO! HURRY! (Buneary and Sandshrew each get a ball and score)

Sandshrew: Alright!

Quaxly: (notices) Hey! Two can play at that game! (Rushes over with Sprigatito to score on that goal too)

(Elsewhere)

Squirtle: (scores against Fennekin) Yes!

Oshawott: Nice job Squirtle!

Spheal: Yeah we are doing pretty well I'd say. What's the score? (Looks at the score board and it's 5 Enteis - 0 Suicunes - 3 Raikous) WHAT!?!?

Oshawott: How is that possible? (Turns to see the goal empty as Quaxly and Sandshrew score again)

Squirtle: (angry) FROAKIEEEEE!!! (Spheal and Oshawott run to protect their goal)

Froakie: (comes up) Oh no! Don't you blame this on me, YOU were the goalie!

Raichu: (announcing) Looks like Froakie and Squirtle's squabbling has dug a grave for their team. Now then time is almost up and our final ball is being dropped into play. THE EXTRA BIG GOLD BALL! Worth two points if you score it!

(Buizel and Scorbunny both race to the big ball)

Buizel: I'm not getting tripped up by you again you silly rabbit.

Scorbunny: Oh yeah? Bring it! (They both face off for a bit, steal the ball from one another) Quaxly here! (Passes)

Quaxly: I got it, I got it! (Trips over the ball and falls) Oww, I don't got it. (Buneary gets the ball and passes to Buizel)

Buizel: Thanks babe!

Sandshrew: (yelling) Score on the Enteis! Go for their goal! (Buizel runs but Sprigatito and Scorbunny go and corner him)

Scorbunny: No where to run now.

Buizel: Hmph, you think your the only one with soccer skills. Well I've got some too and you'll learn the hard way that-

Buneary: (yelling from in the distance) BUIZEL! (She waves to him and signals him to pass)

(In confessional)
Buizel: Ugh this is such a hard decision. Do I trust my girlfriend who DOESNT play soccer to score the game winning goal? Or do I opt to take a harder shot myself because I know I've got the talent to do so.
(End)

Buizel: (sighs) Well maybe I can show you some other time. (Scorbunny looks confused as Buizel kicks the ball up and towards Buneary)

Scorbunny: Agh! No!

Buneary: Here we go! (Leaps into the air) JUMP KICK!!! (Kicks the ball and it goes straight into Grookey with such force he is now fallen over inside the goal)

Raichu: (blows a whistle) THATS THE GAME!!! RAIKOUS WIN Five to Four to Zero!!!

Buizel: YEAH!!! (Lifts Buneary up into the air) You did it, I'm so proud, alright!

Buneary: And I'm proud of you for believing in your team. (Gives Buizel a kiss)

Sandshrew: Aww! Excellent job you guys!

Scorbunny: Good game mates, that was a lot of fun.

Quaxly: Well no what isn't gonna be fun? VOTING SOMEONE OFF! WHICH NOW WE GOTTA DO!

Raichu: (announcing) Glad you are looking forward to it Quaxly! Reckless Raikous you have immunity today and all get a trip to the spa hotel. Enteis and Suicunes, you both are facing elimination. However, why don't we still have EVERYONE gather at the elimination ceremony pronto.

(At the elimination ceremony)

Raichu: How are the winners enjoying their special seating? (Turns to the Raikous sitting in a cruddy bleacher stand nearby)

Bulbasaur: Not very much.

Sobble: Erm...

Bellossom: Oww, I think I got a splinter...

Raichu: Great! Now then you guys get to sit there and watch. The losing teams, you all know how elimination works. You each get to submit a vote for who you want to eliminate from your team, and the camper with the most votes will be eliminated. And remember these are SEPERATE ceremonies. Obviously you can't vote for someone on the other losing team.

Togedemaru: Well duh. Seriously do you think we're that dumb?

Raichu: Potentially. (Pauses) Alright Suicunes, since you flopped extra hard today you guys can go vote first. (They get up to vote when Chespin pulls Squirtle aside)

Chespin: Hey, I know you hate Froakie but you know Snivy is way more villainous right? Help me take him out now and Froakie can be next.

Squirtle: What? No way! I mean I don't like Snivy either but Froakie has gotta go first. How about you help me now, and I'll vote Snivy next time?

Chespin: Hmm... I don't know, I guess I'll see.

Raichu: (blows an airhorn and startles the two) Move it buckos! We don't have all night!

(In voting confessional)
Sawk: That soccer game was BEYOND hard to watch. The secondhand embarrassment I felt... (shutters) Well it's obviously one of them that has to go.
(End)

(In voting confessional)
Spheal: (votes) I vote for Snivy. (Laughs) I used to say that all time in my bathroom mirror, and now here I am saying it. Hehe, this is awesome!
(End)

(In voting confessional)
Oshawott: Hmm... (glances between Squirtle and Froakie's pictures) I know they both are my friends I guess but... the team will never function with them together...
(End)

Raichu: Alright Enteis, you had a decent day, winning the hockey challenge, but you still lost. Get to voting!

(In voting confessional)
Litten: Hmm, I mean I did wicked awesome so I should be safe. Sucks my skills went to waste in the end. Now who to vote...
(End)

(In voting confessional)
Togedemaru: Come on, it's literally a no brainer. (Votes)
(End)

(In voting confessional)
Shinx: Um wait what? How does this voting thing work again? (Just looks around confused)
(End)

Raichu: Alright the votes have all been made! Finally. Let's cut to the chase here with saying who's at risk of elimination. Starting with the Suicunes, Snivy!

Snivy: Ugh, seriously? I scored a goal remember?

Raichu: One that didn't count because you broke rules! Regardless of that, it's safe to say you are the least liked guy here, so pretty good reason to send you home. Also on the chopping block are Squirtle and Froakie obviously. You two can't seem to stop arguing, let up a bunch of goals during the soccer challenge AND ended up leaving your goal empty and wide open! Wow!

Froakie: Squirtle was our goalie! It's his fault!

Squirtle: You said we could switch halfway through!

Raichu: To the rest of the Suicunes, think fast! (Koffing appears with a pokepuff launcher and shoots them all pokepuffs)

Spheal: Woah! Cool!

Raichu: And tonights first loser is...

(The camera zooms in on Snivy, Froakie and Squirtle)

Raichu: ...Froakie!

Squirtle: PHEW! Yes!

Bulbasaur: (Yelling) Yeah get outta here Froakie!

Froakie: WHAT? Oh please this has to be some kind of joke. I'm much more valuable than Squirtle!

Oshawott: Okay that's enough, Froakie you really need to keep your attitude in check. No one is gonna want to work with you when you deliberately try to piss people off instead of just not engaging with them... (everyone goes dead silent staring at Oshawott) Oh, um... sorry if what I said was uncalled for. (covers himself)

Froakie: (sighs) Don't be. I guess it's what I needed to hear. There is some truth to that, I was trying to trigger Squritle... so... yeah whatever.

Raichu: But wait there's more! Let's switch on over to the Enteis shall we? Let's see, you guys don't have as obvious of an issue going on, and that was reflected in the decently varied voting results we have here.

Vulpix: Um, come again?

Mudkip: I'm pretty sure he just means that whoever lost didn't lose by much.

Raichu: On the chopping block tonight we have Machoke.

Machoke: (angry) Are you serious? I carried my team in volleyball!

Raichu: Mhmm yes you carried them to a loss as you hit the net several times, forfeiting points. (Togedemaru laughs) I wouldn't laugh Togedemaru. Your pathetic display on the volleyball court puts you up for elimination as well. And lastly, is Vulpix. Your lack of effort in challenges shows. What team wants a member they can't rely on? (Vulpix frowns) The unlucky loser is...

(The three exchange glances)

Raichu: Machoke!

Vulpix: Yes! And with that both Athletes are history!

Shinx: (high fives Vulpix) Game over ya big bully! (Machoke stands up and goes to hit Shinx when Sawk jumps in and he stops)

Sawk: You've got some nerve Machoke...

Machoke: Ow, I wasn't gonna punch him... okay maybe. AGHH! (Punches the ground hard) I just gotta take my anger out some way!

Sawk: You know it's a shame that I've gotten to see your true colors here. Truly a pity...

Machoke: What, you think I like being seen as a villain? I HATE it! But that's the role I'm given when I'm with Weavile.

Sawk: Then change your role. Maybe I'd respect you again if you worked on yourself. It helped me a lot before...

Machoke: (takes a deep breath) I'll consider it. (Looks like he is gonna punch but then fist bumps Sawk instead) If your ever in Kanto and wanna get a pump together, you know where to find me.

(The screen flips to Froakie and Machoke in the toilet)

Raichu: Wow, what oddly humbling and surprisingly tame reactions from the both of you.

Machoke: Whatever man, I didn't wanna be here anyways.

Froakie: Same. Its honestly for the best as this low budget, crappy, terrible- (gets flushed by an angry Raichu) AGHHH!!!

Raichu: (angry) What a load of crap! Pun intended! (To the camera) Well that's all for now folks, hope you enjoyed. We got at bit ambitious here so maybe next time something more simple is in order. Find out just what we have planned next time, on Total Drama Pokemon All Stars!!!

*AGHH, sorry for such a long chapter. (WARNING- They may or may not get a little longer in episodes too come haha) I knew writing for such a large cast would be a struggle and um... yeah I kinda proved it LOL.

Anyways as always THANKS SM FOR READING AND SUPPORTING! MEANS THE WORLD ❤️