Disventure Bootcamp
Raichu: Last time on Total Drama Pokemon All Stars, we had our third and final Aftermath episode! Thanks for that Piplup and Turtwig! I'll be sure to send you your minimum wage paychecks. (muttering) Hopefully they don't get lost in the mail hehe...
Koffing: Oh please. Raichu you've used that excuse on me. AND IM RIGHT HERE! YOU AINT EVEN GOTTA MAIL IT!!
Raichu: Look, Koffing, I've told you time and time again. Take it up with the post office. (Koffing floats off) Anyways, on the last episode of competition on this island our campers had to whip up the nastiest dishes imaginable! And I'm talking about food so gross it could kill a health inspector! Then they had to hold down their lunch through a dizzying teacup spin for immunity. Spheal rolled through the competition to win immunity, as did Buneary and Charmander. They sure got immunity at a much needed time, didn't they? Speaking of those two, Buneary approached Charmander to warn him of the ex-Raikou members forming a big alliance. They worked together to break up the alliance's core, which was a certain snot nosed bear named Cubchoo, by getting him booted from the show. Also booted just before the top ten was Sawk, who was seen as a big physical threat. Plus his feud with Meowstic probably didn't help too. Now then, what do we have in store for our final ten? Will Sobble continue spewing tears or can she get them dried? Is Fennekin going to be out for revenge after she blew up at Litten for hating her parents? Find out what goes down, right now on Total Drama Pokemon All Stars!
(Theme song; in the spa hotel)
Fuecoco: (banging pans) LA LA LA LA!!!
Buneary: (walks in) Owww! Hey! What's going on? These ears are fragile! (Charmander and Spheal enter)
Spheal: Yeah what gives?
Charmander: (to Fuecoco) You better have a good reason or your gonna get pummeled bub.
Fuecoco: Fuecoco sorry. He just doing what Raichu tell him to do.
Psyduck: (pops up) HELLO! Good morning! Psyduck the mailman is here and reporting for duty!
Spheal: Mailman? Oh that's right! Raichu mentioned something about us getting a special reward!
Charmander: Oh yeah! Sweet, what is it?
Psyduck: (pulls out a box filled with cheese) Tada! It's packages and and letters from home!
Fuecoco: Um... that not packages. That nacho cheese.
Psyduck: WHAT!? Oh Oopsies... (puts it away and pulls out the packages) Here are the real packages!
Buneary: Oh wow! Awesome! This type of thing could just be the motivation we need to push ourselves to the finish!
Charmander: (takes his package) So this is from my family then?
Psyduck: Yup!
Charmander: Alright, understood. (Uses Flamethrower to burn his package to a crisp as everyone else looks shocked. Charmander dusts his hands off) Well that takes care of that.
Fuecoco: AGH! Charmander no wanted gift? Why?
Charmander: Not that it's any of your business, but I don't care what my family has to say or send me is all. (Walks off)
(In confessional)
Spheal: Oh wow, that was surprising. I take it Charmander must have issues with his family. Poor guy...
(End)
Spheal: (opens his package) Oh yay! It's a letter from Sealeo! And he sent me dad's special hammer hehe.
Psyduck: Why? So you can break someone's shin?
Spheal: GAH! No, no. It's a special family item and it reminds of what I'm competing for. To help give my family a better life! (Turns to Buneary) What did you get Buneary?
Buneary: (smiling) A nice letter from my mom and dad. Aww I really miss them. (Pulls out something shiny) And a... a trophy. Oh! This is the one from my first ever contest I won!
Psyduck: Ooh, that's the perfect size for holding nacho cheese in it. (Buneary pulls it away) Agh!
Buneary: Nope! Not on my watch!
(In confessional)
Buneary: (reading the letter) We love you and everything you stand for Buneary! We hope you are as proud of yourself as we are of you! Keep it up! (Stops reading letter) Aww. (Smiles but then frowns and looks at the trophy and her reflection in it) Wow... my first trophy. This is a blast from the past. (Pauses) A past I haven't thought about in a while... (Just sits there in silence for a moment)
(End)
(In the cabins; Sobble is crying and Fennekin is sitting with her)
Sobble: (crying) WAHHHAHAHAHA!!!
Fennekin: (holding her ears) Sobble! SOBBLE! Please stop! You've been crying all night!
Sobble: (sadly) IM SORRY IM SORRY I KEPT YOU UP! PLEASE DONT HATE ME! J-JUST... WHY CUBCHOO!?!?
(In confessional)
Fennekin: (slightly annoyed) I couldn't sleep at all last night thanks to Sobble's crying. (Pauses) Why didn't I leave her like the other girls did? Well she's my friend... and I mean I wasn't gonna get much sleep after yesterday. Ugh. The nerve of that guy! Hating the very people that were making his life better!
(End)
Fennekin: LOOK SOBBLE! He's not dead. He also told you not to be sad over him. Remember?
Sobble: (stops crying) Y-yeah...
Fennekin: Why are you so upset anyways? You've dealt with a friend getting voted off before.
Sobble: I... I know. It's just, this feels different. Cubchoo was always there for me, and for everyone else too, and it's gonna feel weird without him. Plus he's the guy who I could always count on to help if I needed it.
Fennekin: Well don't worry, you've still got me here! And I'll be there for you Sobble!
Sobble: Aww, thanks Fennekin! (Gives her a hug) You know, while I love having my alone time in my room, I think I like having a friend by my side even more.
Fennekin: Heh, me too.
Sobble: Oh and another thing, Cubchoo was always good at helping me not say anything on accident.
Fennekin: (confused) Anything on accident? What do you mean?
Sobble: Oh, I mean like yesterday he told me he saw Litten- (both the girls' eyes widen and Sobble covers her mouth) Y-yeah... notice how nobody stopped me now that he's gone?
Fennekin: WHAT? He saw Litten doing what!? You can't just not tell me! Are you actually keeping a secret from me?
Sobble: N-no! It's not a secret. I just didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you getting anxious about it.
Fennekin: WELL ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW!!! SPILL!!!
(In confessional)
Sobble: Oh crud... I'm such a dumb-dumb, aren't I? (Sighs) Well I don't really have a choice now do I?
(End)
Sobble: O-okay just... please don't overreact. (Takes a deep breath) Cubchoo saw Litten going up to Sprigatito's room in the spa hotel yesterday morning. He found it odd that he seemed to be doing it secretly. We weren't sure if they were kinda... you know... a thing... b-but honestly we were leaning towards thinking it could just be an alliance so don't get the wrong idea!
Fennekin: Oh? (Laughs a little) Is that all? He can form whatever alliances he wants. It's not a big deal.
Sobble: Okay phewww. You handled this better than I thought, that's a relief. (Turns to leave and Fennekin follows her, with her eye suddenly twitching).
(In the mess hall)
Mudkip: (walks in) Good morning fellow final ten...ists?
Sprigatito: Final tenists?
Mudkip: (sheepishly laughs) Yeah I knew that felt wrong as soon is it came out of my mouth. But you know what I mean. (Looks around) Why is nobody eating breakfast?
Meowstic: Ugh, please don't bring up food. My stomach is still killing me from yesterday.
Litten: If you don't want to be reminded of that, you probably shouldn't have come to the DINING hall...
Meowstic: Touché...
Mudkip: So then what exactly have you been up to in here?
Sprigatito: We've just been chatting about yesterday. Oh and about how I overheard this morning that yesterdays winners got gifted a package from home. So lucky!
Bellossom: I know right! Ugh, after being away on this island for so long, hearing from my family would be just what I need!
Litten: Yup, that's the idea of it.
Bellossom: I know. Just I think it'd be a bigger deal to some more than others.
(In confessional)
Bellossom: Yeah, I know I sound a bit selfish saying that, but I really wish I could hear how my family is fairing. I know they've really been trying to help out at my dance studio since it's been struggling as of late... (sighs) It would just be good to know they're all okay, you know?
(End)
Mudkip: Oh by the way, Bellossom are you doing okay? You seemed a little upset last night.
Bellossom: Huh? Oh yeah, well I've been better. I just felt bad to see Cubchoo go.
Litten: Really? You're lucky it was him instead of you, you know.
Bellossom: (sadly) Yes, I'm aware of that Litten! No need to remind me... Excuse me. (leaves as Mudkip sits next to Meowstic)
Sprigatito: Wow. What the heck was that for? Somebody knock over your paint cans this morning?
Litten: Huh? I don't bring paint cans around with me! The eff?
Sprigatito: ...Having trouble getting over Fennekin in full after yesterday? (Litten nods) Well maybe you accidentally came across extra rude or-
Litten: No, no. If she couldn't try to see my point of view by now, she never will. I have to move on.
Sprigatito: I'm sorry Litten... (put her hand on top of his and rubs it to try to comfort him; unbeknownst to them, Fennekin is peering in from outside the window looking upset)
(In confessional)
Fennekin: (upset) WOWWWW! ARE THEY FOR REAL!?!? Is Litten really trying the same moronic thing of dating someone else to make me want him back? Ha! This guy really has no boundaries on how low he can go. Like I really give a hoot anymore though. (Shakes her head) And as for Sprigatito... what a loser she must be. Guess they deserve each other then.
(End)
(Elsewhere around camp)
Raichu: Alrighty Koffing, you know what to do.
Koffing: My turn to shine again?
Raichu: (gives a thumbs up) Yes indeed.
Koffing: (over the speakers) ATTENTION MAGGOTS!!! DROP WHAT YOUR DOING AND MEET US IN FRONT OF THE CABINS STAT!!! THAT MEANS NOW!!!
(Outside the cabins)
Buneary: Ugh, what was with the announcement coming from Koffing?
Sobble: Yeah that was kinda weird...
Litten: I've got a feeling Koffing's going all G.I-Jerk on us today. (Koffing and Raichu walk up)
Raichu: Wow Litten, what an astute guess!
Fennekin: (mutters) I mean could you have gotten any more obvious? Not exactly an ingenious guess...
Raichu: Yes indeed, Koffing is going to be in charge of you lot today. Which that in itself should be a recipe for fun... for ME! Not for you! (Laughs)
Koffing: That's right you blokes, I'm in charge. NOW STRAIGHTEN UP THOSE BACKS! QUIT SLOUCHING! (Hits Meowstic with a ruler)
Meowstic: YOW! (Scratches his back) Hey! That hurt!
Koffing: If you thought that hurt, let me tell ya, you are in BIG trouble today, weakling... (Suddenly carnival music is heard) What the-
(The group turns to see the teacup ride from last time still there and operating)
Spheal: Huh? What's that still doing there? Forgot to clean up from yesterday?
Raichu: Erm, no... yeah, the Twins woulda killed me if I never let them ride it so... (The Pichu Twins ears stick up from within the cups. Psyduck and Fuecoco are also onboard)
Pichu: WEEEE!!! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!!
Pichuette: YEAH! FASTER, FASTER!!!
Fuecoco: AHAHAHAHAH WEEEE!!!
Psyduck: YEEEHAAWW- ACK! Eww what is this gross squishy stuff in here?
Raichu: Oookay, back to the challenge. We will be having a throwback to Koffing's military training challenge from season one! You can drop out at any time or if you fail the task at hand you'll be discharged from the challenge. In the end, the two campers that remain will win immunity!
Meowstic: Makes sense to me.
(In confessional)
Litten: In season one when we did this type of challenge I lasted until the very end! And the three people that outlasted me aren't here! So yeah, I've got this!
(End)
(In confessional)
Mudkip: Last time I did terribly with this kind of thing. Koffing is just so intense and scary... (shakes his head) But this is a new Mudkip. I've gotta give it all I've got!
(End)
Raichu: Oh and one more thing before we start. Last time on our Aftermath show, Piplup and Turtwig hosted a fun dodgeball challenge in which former competitors went at it to win a special advantage for one of you lot!
Sobble: Huh? Wait what?
Raichu: (sighs) The winner of the challenge got to give the final ten member of their choice an advantage in todays challenge.
Charmander: Just spit it out! Who won? It better be me!
Raichu: Oh Charmander, you really think anybody would want to give YOU an advantage? Spoiler alert, nobody would. Anyways the winner was... our comical friend Popplio! And he decided to give the advantage to Mudkip!
Mudkip: Really!? Alright! (Waves to the camera) Thanks so much Popplio!
Raichu: You get this special punishment pass that will let you opt out of one of the rigorous military drills. Here you go. (Hands it to Mudkip) Alright, I'm done now. Koffing, the show is now yours!
Koffing: ALRIGHT SOLDIERS! TEN-HUT!!! MARCH BEHIND ME SINGLE FILE TO OUR FIRST TRAINING EXERCISE!!! (They march off as told)
(Elsewhere around camp)
Koffing: For your first challenge, you must showcase a skill pivotal to all military cadets. Shooting a gun!
Buneary: (scared) A gun!? Please tell me it's fake!
Koffing: I mean it's a paintball gun. Anyways, you need to show you have marksmanship up to snuff but shooting a bullseye on your target way over there. Anyone who doesn't hit their mark by the time this hourglass finishes (turns over an hourglass) will be out of the challenge. Understood? (Nobody responds) I SAID UNDERSTOOD!?
Everyone: YES KOFFING SIR!!!
Koffing: BEGIN! (Shoots off a gun to signal the challenge has started)
Sobble: Okay, here we go. (Readies her gun and shoots a bullseye first try) Yay!
Koffing: Wow, a perfect shot! Impressive solider!
Sobble: Oh, um... th-thanks Koffing- ER I MEAN KOFFING SIR! (Salutes)
(In confessional)
Sobble: This exercise was just a warmup for a markswoman like me heh. My family specializes in sniping and... (eyes widen) And that's all you need to know about that... (sheepishly laughs).
(End)
Litten: Come on already... (shoots and misses) DAMMIT! (Charmander tries as well and misses)
Charmander: Shit. Gotta reload. (Reloads his gun) How much ammo do we even have?
Litten: Dude how many shots did you take already?
Charmander: Maybe like two or three... times ten...
Litten: And you still missed!? (Laughs) Oh come on Charmander.
Charmander: Hey, I don't see you doing any better! (Litten shoots and hits his target and just grins at Charmander) Grrr, alright fine. (Goes back to aiming)
Meowstic: Alright, line up the shot and... PEW! (Shoots and hits the target) Oh yeah! Hundred points!
Spheal: Woah! Where'd you learn to shoot like that?
Meowstic: (smirks and shrugs) You know, same place as all good shooters. (Pauses) Duck Hunt on the NES.
Sprigatito: You know, if Quaxly were here, I'm sure he'd say how offensive he finds that game.
Meowstic: What? How can you hate such a classic!
Sprigatito: Well he is a DUCK so...
Koffing: COME ON YOU WORMS! YOU ARENT DOING VERY WELL! GET TO WORK ALREADY!
Bellossom: Well how are we expected to do well when we weren't taught anything!?
Koffing: WAS THAT BACKTALK I JUST HEARD!?!?
Bellossom: (scared) N-no sir.
(The campers are shown taking more shots with several misses, but Mudkip, Spheal and Charmander, are shown getting passing shots)
Koffing: ONE MINUTE REMAINS!!!
Sprigatito: (makes a shot) Yes! Nailed it!
Litten: (high fives her) Nice one!
Sobble: (to herself) Oh, already one minute left? Wait did Fennekin finish yet? (Turns to look at her)
Fennekin: (aiming her gun toward Litten) Not yet but that's okay...
Sobble: EEEP! (Grabs the body of Fennekin's gun and points it back toward the targets) You NEVER point your gun any direction other than downrange! That's shooting one-o-one! And wait were you thinking about-
Fennekin: No, no I was just trying to get my grip on it. It's hard when you don't have hands you know...
Sobble: True... here let me help you. Line the crosshair up with the target. (Fennekin looks dumbfounded) The little X...
Fennekin: Oh! (Nods)
Sobble: Hold your arm steady and... fire! (Fennekin does and hits her target) Yay! Good job! Okay now I'll help Cubchoo with his shot- (frowns) Oh... right he's not here anymore... (looks over to Fennekin)
Fennekin: (walks off) Oh what are they talking about over there...
Koffing: FOURTY SECONDS!!! (Bellossom keeps shooting and missing)
Bellossom: Oh come on already! What am I supposed to do?
Litten: I dunno, get good? (Laughs alongside Charmander)
Meowstic: Buneary, what are you doing? You haven't even made a single shot!
Buneary: Can you blame me? I'm a total klutz who's been given a rifle! If that's not a recipe for disaster, I don't know what is!
(In confessional)
Buneary: The last thing I need is to accidentally shoot someone. My conscience is already guilty enough as is, thank you very much... (holds up her trophy and looks at it).
(End)
Mudkip: Just try something!
Meowstic: Yeah! You can do it!
Buneary: Alright, guess I need to give it SOME shot here... (aims) Okay and three, two, one... (steps forward and trips and falls to her side as she was shooting) ACK! (Falls as her paintball gun goes off and hits Bellossom, covering her in pink paint and knocking her to the floor)
Bellossom: OWWW!!!
Koffing: AND TIME IS UP! Disappointing effort from the two of you girls. You're both out.
Buneary: Agh, Bellossom I'm so so sorry. That was a total accident.
Sobble: Bellossom are you okay?
Bellossom: (gets up) Ugh... (to Buneary) Oh please. Who do you think you're fooling with that apology?
Buneary: No I'm serious this time. It wasn't on purpose. I didn't even want to shoot, Mudkip and Meowstic told me to!
Mudkip: Hey! Leave us out of this please!
(In confessional)
Bellossom: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. But fool me... five? Six? (Shakes her head) Whatever number times and it's just over, you aren't fooling me ever again. I'm so done with this.
(End)
(Elsewhere around camp)
Koffing: Alright so Buneary and Bellossom have been sent off. Now for the rest of you, you're next task is a simple one. Drop and give me twenty times five!
Fennekin: Are you kidding me? Twenty-five push ups is wayyy too many!
Sprigatito: Um, it's a hundred actually. Twenty TIMES five...
Fennekin: What? (Thinks for a moment) Oh whatever, just shut up I wasn't talking to you.
Sprigatito: (backs up) Alright, sheesh.
Koffing: CADET MUDKIP! Do you wish to use your pass here?
Mudkip: (to himself) Ugh, I really hate push-ups... but I can do this! Plus I'm sure there's worse to come. I'm not using it yet!
Koffing: Fair enough, now is everyone ready? On my count we will start! READY!? BEGIN! DOWN... (The campers start doing their push ups) UP, ONE! DOWN... UP, TWO! DOWN...
(In confessional)
Sprigatito: Well this is bringing back some painful memories. What's next? (In a voice) The fitness gram pacer test is a- (gets cut off)
(End)
Charmander: Ha! This is super simple. Anyone struggling over there?
Mudkip: (doing push ups) Nope! Not over here! You know, thanks to Cyndaquil's training, this isn't as difficult as I thought it'd be.
Charmander: (rolls eyes) Ugh, whatever. I mean it's push-ups it's not that hard. Seriously, who's gonna fail at this?
Meowstic: (falls) UGH. MY ARMS ARE BURNING.
Koffing: (blows a whistle) CADET MEOWSTIC YOU ARE DONE! (Goes back to announcing) DOWN... UP, NINE!
(In confessional)
Meowstic: Well... that's eight more than I thought I'd be able to do. (Sheepishly laughs)
(End)
Spheal: (struggling to move his body up) Hng. Ha!
Koffing: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Spheal: Um... push ups?
Koffing: WHAT!? You aren't doing the full push-up motion. I think that means your disqual-
Spheal: Oh come on! Look at me! (Motions to himself) How am I supposed to not be on the ground when I have no legs?
Koffing: Hmm... I suppose you have a point... (the screen wipes to Spheal resting his back half on a log so that he has height and has to move up and down in classic push up fashion) There we go! NOW THEN, DOWN... UP TWENTY!
Sprigatito: (sighs) Only a fifth of the way there? This is gonna be a long day...
(The camera wipes to the campers all panting, having finished the push up challenge)
Koffing: Well done maggots! The seven of you completed the push up challenge! I'm impressed... NOT!!!
Fennekin: I can't believe I did a hundred of those... ugh, I feel so achey.
Sobble: I know, me too! I can't even raise my hand up, see? (Tries to raise her arm but it wiggles and falls)
Koffing: Next up we have something a little more intellectual based. It's time to diffuse a bomb!
Litten: Oh for crying out loud, seriously? How are we supposed to know how to do that?
Koffing: Just read these bomb schematics of course! (Throws him one)
Litten: (catches it) Okay... so how are we supposed to know how to READ this?
Koffing: USE YOUR BRAIN MORON! (Turns to Mudkip) So?
Mudkip: Nope, not using it here either! (Smiles)
Koffing: Okay then, your time starts... NOW!!! THREE MINUTES GO!
Spheal: Agh! Only three minutes? No way!
Sprigatito: (sees Litten looking puzzled at the papers) Hey, we can try and crack this thing together. Two brains are better than one, right?
Fennekin: (looking over; to herself) Ugh, unbelievable!
Sobble: Okay so it looks like the blue cord is connected to the fuse, so we definitely don't wanna cut that one. Right Fennekin? (Sees Fennekin isn't paying attention) Fennekin?
Fennekin: Huh? Oh yeah yeah, let's cut the blue one-
Sobble: EEK NO! (Stops her) That's not what I said!
(In confessional)
Sobble: Yeah, Fennekin is more distracted than my aunt driving with her five obnoxious kids in the car! (Sighs and then thinks for a moment and frowns) I wonder if they're all out of the hospital yet...
(End)
(The campers are shown looking worried and contemplating making a move as the bomb timers reach 1 minute)
Mudkip: And... presto! (His bomb stops counting down) Yes! I did it!
Charmander: Seriously? HOW!?
Sobble: (finishes with Fennekin) Phew, good job Fennekin!
Sprigatito: (high fives Litten after finishing) See, told ya we could figure it out.
Charmander: Wait, tell me what to do Litten! How'd you diffuse yours? Which wire?
Litten: Each bomb is different with the colors but it's- (the timer hits 10)
Spheal: AGH! NO, NO, NO!
Charmander: Shit! Guess I've gotta just try SOMETHING! (Spheal and Charmander each cut a wire as the timer hits one. Charmander is fine but Spheal's bomb explodes in his face)
Mudkip: (winces) Ooh. That had to hurt...
Spheal: (dazed) Owww...
Koffing: CADET SPHEAL! HIT THE SHOWERS!
(In the confessional)
Spheal: (eyes spinning) Aww fudge muffins. Guess I'm day for the done. Hopefully Hacking isn't mad at me, or I might get put on the naughty list if he tells Santa! (Falls over)
(End)
(Walking to the next location)
Charmander: Well that was close.
Litten: Yeah, for you.
Charmander: Grrr, well what the heck! Why did you two work together without me!
Sprigatito: Huh? Well you never asked us, so how were we supposed to know?
Koffing: ALRIGHT WE'RE HERE!!! It's time for a crowd favorite. THE ARMY OBSTACLE COURSE!!! (Everyone groans) GET READY FOR BARBED WIRE, ROPES, WALLS AND A WHOLE LOTTA MUD!!!
Spriagtito: Ugh, now this sounds like it's gonna be a serious pain...
Mudkip: Koffing, sir! I'd like to use my punishment pass!
Koffing: Alright then, give it here and you'll be excused from this part of the challenge.
(In confessional)
Charmander: Dammit, this is probably THE obstacle to get Mudkip out. He's terrible at this kind of stuff. It's completely bullshit he has that pass! (Looks frustrated but then smirks) Good thing I've got a plan. Hehe.
(End)
Charmander: (loudly) Wow! Typical Mudkip! Guess it makes sense that you can't win a challenge on your own! (Mudkip is about to hand his pass to Koffing but stops)
Mudkip: Huh? Excuse me, what?
Charmander: Yeah you heard me! Just... you know if you use that pass you're basically admitting that you're too weak to win this on your own.
Mudkip: (angry) Well I would be stupid NOT to use this advantage. So if you think you can bait me into not using my pass here you're just plain dumb!
Charmander: Alright, fair enough. Just thought maybe you'd like to prove you actually can beat me fair and square, but I guess it's big of you to admit you can't and-
Mudkip: THAT DOES IT!!! (Tears up his pass) IM DOING THIS!
(In confessional)
Mudkip: Did I just act on anger and do something stupid? (Pauses) Oh darn... Maybe...
(End)
(In confessional)
Charmander: (laughing) AHAHAHA!!!! Hook, line and sinker! That fish took the bait! Can't wait to see him flop!
(End)
Koffing: You have three minutes to complete this course! Ready? (Blows a whistle) START! (They all take off running through the mud)
Litten: Wow, not afraid of getting dirty now Fennekin?
Fennekin: Oh you know I'm not afraid of dirty. I spent years with trash like you after all.
Sprigatito: (laughing a little) Ouch! Burn! She kinda got ya there...
Fennekin: HA! (Throws a mud ball and hits Sprigatito in the face)
Sprigatito: OOF! Ow hey! What was that for?
Fennekin: Oh my bad. Was aiming for Litten tehe.
(In confessional)
Fennekin: (folds her arms) No I wasn't.
(End)
Sobble: Woah. Barbed wired just ahead! (Bends down and crawls) We gotta be careful here.
Charmander: (struggling) Agh! Ow! Damn barbed wire!
Mudkip: (crawls past him) On your left! Heh.
Charmander: What!? Are you kidding me?
Mudkip: Well, I am MUD-kip after all. Thanks for making me do this Charmander.
(Back by the cabins)
Spheal: Hey guys. Is this where the dropouts go to hang?
Bellossom: Um, yeah I guess so.
Spheal: You feeling any better by the way?
Bellossom: Well getting a nice shower to de-pinkify myself helped a little bit.
(By the other set of cabins)
Meowstic: Buneary I don't get it. Don't take this the wrong way, but I thought you didn't like Bellossom, so why are you upset here?
Buneary: BECAUSE I- (takes a deep breath) Oh whatever, it doesn't matter. Just I've done some thinking and feel bad about how I treated her is all.
Meowstic: Oh... (thinks for a moment) Well, maybe just try to tell her you're sorry?
Buneary: (narrows her eyes) Gee, wish I thought of that one.
Meowstic: Hey!
Buneary: Sorry. Just after all the petty shit we've been through, she won't believe me. Heck I wouldn't believe me either. Maybe it's better that way too...
(Back at the obstacle course; Mudkip makes it through the barbed wire as Litten is stuck and Sprigatito and Charmander try to help pull him out)
Charmander: Crap! Was that Mudkip! Oh hell no! (Runs off)
Sprigatito: Wow. (yelling) I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL HELPING EACH OTHER!!
Litten: J-just help me please. I'm stuck- OW OW OW!
Sprigatito: Hang on. (Tries to help move his leg free as Fennekin and Sobble finish crawling by the side)
Sobble: Phew. We made it. Let's get going to the wall! (They run over as Fennekin takes a few looks back at Litten and Sprigatito)
Fennekin: Ugh, so how are we supposed to climb this?
Sobble: Grab the ropes and climb up! But let's wait for Cubchoo first- Oh wait... (sadly) Ohhh... why do I keep doing that!?
Fennekin: Dunno, now let's climb! (They start climbing)
Sobble: Fennekin can I... can I ask you something? Do you think there's something wrong with me? Like am I sick? Or is it normal to be sad when someone isn't by your side?
Fennekin: (Not really paying attention) I don't know... (looking down to Sprigatito getting Litten free and heading to the wall).
Sobble: It's just I've never felt like this before... and it's just so weird- (Fennekin watches as Sprigatito holds on to Litten as they climb)
Fennekin: Ugh! What the hell does she think she's doing with her hands on him like that!?
Sobble: Huh? F-Fennekin, what are you talking about? Are you even listening to me?
Fennekin: HEY! YOU TWO! (Uses Ember to knock them down)
Sprigatito: Agh! Hey! What's wrong with you?
Sobble: (sadly) Fennekin I was trying to talk to you-
Fennekin: Now to finish before them! (Climbs up)
Sobble: Oh... (She frowns and then slides down the rope to the bottom and runs off crying)
(In confessional)
Sobble: (tearing up) WHATS WRONG WITH ME!?!? I've been fine my whole life with being alone. In fact I preferred it that way. But now that Cubchoo's gone and Fennekin is ignoring me and I'm alone again... WHY DO I FEEL SO SAD!?
(End)
(At the obstacle course finish)
Charmander: (Tackles Mudkip) You are not winning this!
Mudkip: Ow! Oh come on! What does it matter who wins this part? We can both finish! (Fennekin runs over them both) Owww.
Koffing: Fennekin finishes! Thirty seconds left. (Mudkip and Charmander finish) Twenty seconds... (Litten and Sprigatito run to the finish)
Litten: Crap! Hurry hurry!
Koffing: Four, three, two... (they finish) one!
Sprigatito: Yes! We made it!
Koffing: Looks like Sobble is the only one out this round. Shame. She was actually impressing me up until this task.
Fennekin: Huh? Wait what happened to Sobble? She was right behind me!
Sprigatito: Well then she seemed to get upset and quit. What the heck did you say to her? (Fennekin just turns her head)
Koffing: Alright you sorry lot. We have one last test for ya! And it's an important one. The last two standing at the end of it win immunity! Follow me.
(In the woods)
Koffing: When on the battlefield, there is one thing you must avoid at all costs.
Mudkip: Being deployed with Charmander?
Koffing: NO NOT- Well I dunno maybe. BUT ITS BEING SHOT! You get shot in war and you likely are no more! So, for your final test, I'll be shooting YOU! You'll get a thirty second head start. Now move along.
Sprigatito: So you'll be shooting us with what? Paintballs? Sludge Bombs?
Koffing: Twenty-five, twenty-four... (the five remaining campers scurry off)
(Elsewhere in the forest after Koffing starts tracking them down; Sprigatito and Litten hide in a bush)
Litten: We should be safe here. Hopefully. (Pauses) So did Charmander ditch us this time or did I ditch him? I wasn't really paying attention.
Sprigatito: Me neither, but who cares. But here's something worth talking about, is Fennekin okay?
Litten: What do you mean?
Sprigatito: Instead of just blanking you with the occasional snide comment, she's instead staring daggers at you constantly and trying to mess with us during the challenge. Remember the literal mud slinging?
Litten: (laughs) Well her aim was trash. She missed me.
Sprigatito: (narrows her eyes) Well she didn't miss me... (Pauses) But seriously, what has her acting this way all of a sudden? She was never this bad before right? I thought you two were just done with one another!
Litten: No idea. (Sighs) Well maybe I've been edging her on a bit too much. That's probably not helping. But you're right, she's not normally one to attack others during a challenge. That's more up my alley.
Sprigatito: Well maybe you can- WOAH! (someone jumps into the bush and then they all jump out)
Fennekin: AGH WHAT THE- Ugh, you two!
Litten: Don't get snippy with me! We were the ones in the bush fir- (stops himself) Never mind. (Starts to walk off)
Fennekin: Hey! Where do you think you're going! (Approaches them) Well mister, care to explain what you two were doing over there?
Litten: Um, hiding? Look Fennekin we said we were done.
Fennekin: Oh please! You clearly can't move on! Stop trying to make me jealous again, it WONT work!
Sprigatito: Make you jealous? What the heck are you talking about?
Fennekin: (angry) Oh please! I'm not stupid! You don't have to pretend that you weren't making out in the bush or something to make me jealous!
Sprigatito: What? Eww. We weren't- (realizes what she said) WAIT WHAT!? EXCUSE ME!?!?
Litten: (shocked) Woah, woah, what!?
Fennekin: That's right. I know you are just using Sprigatito as a means to win me back again. But just like when you tried it with Vulpix, it won't work.
Sprigatito: Are you kidding me? Fennekin you have the wrong idea! I'm with Grookey! Well... sorta. I think?
Fennekin: So? You kissed multiple guys before I hear.
Sprigatito: Hey! I don't like what you're implying!
Litten: ENOUGH!!! (The two stop arguing) That does it Fennekin, you can scream at me all you want. I deserve it. But Sprigatito has done nothing wrong and deserves NONE of it. Leave her out of this!
Fennekin: (sarcastically) Aww, standing up for your new girlfriend are we?
Sprigatito: You know Fennekin, what Litten did before was bad. But what you're doing now is worse. (Suddenly gets shot by a paintball) WAHH! OWW!
Litten: Agh! What the heck? (Gets shot too) OWW! (Fennekin runs off before Koffing can shoot her)
Koffing: Eh. Two outta three ain't bad.
(In confessional)
Sprigatito: Fennekin showed her true colors today, and they are UGLYYY!!! How dare she be so horrible to me! You know, it makes me feel guilty for even trying to help Litten win her back.
(End)
(In confessional)
Litten: I don't get it! If we are broken up, why does it matter if I was dating Sprigatito hypothetically? And what the heck? I date someone to make her jealous and it doesn't work, but I DONT date someone and she thinks I'm dating them and gets jealous? How does it only work when I'm not trying? What's up with that!
(End)
(Elsewhere in the woods)
Charmander: Alright Mudkip, I know you're around here somewhere!
Mudkip: (from behind a tree) No I'm not! Oops...
Charmander: Aha! (Shoots him with Ember)
Mudkip: Hey, knock it off! (They fight a bit) Oh no, Koffing's coming!
Charmander: Perfect! Let's show him how much better I am than you. (Puts Mudkip in a half-Nelson and has him in front of himself) Oh Koffing! Over here!
Mudkip: Oww! Let me go! Let me go!
(In confessional)
Mudkip: I'm so screwed! Think Mudkip think! (Gets an idea) AHA!
(End)
Koffing: What is going on here? Eh, oh well. (Aims the gun and shoots when Mudkip gives a slight smirk. He turns his head to the ground and uses Hydro Pump to launch himself upward. Charmander falls onto his back and gets shot by the paintball)
Mudkip: Woah! (falls to the ground) Oof. (Winces at Koffing but stops after a moment) Huh? Aren't you gonna get me too?
Koffing: Nope. That was my third and final shot. Unless you want me to... (holds up the gun as Mudkip shakes his head no) Didn't think so. (Into a megaphone) THAT DOES IT! TRAINING CAMP HAS CONCLUDED!!! EVERYONE MEET AT THE ELIMINATION GROUNDS IN THIRTY MINUTES!!!
(In confessional)
Charmander: UGHHHHH!!! I can't believe I lost to Mudkip! (Facepalms) Unacceptable!
(End)
(In confessional)
Mudkip: I won the bootcamp challenge? I WON! And I didn't even use the punishment pass! Who's the threat now Charmander? (Laughs) It feels SO GOOD to prove him wrong!
(End)
(In confessional)
Fennekin: Wow! I can't believe I won today! Go me! Now how can I use this immunity to get what I want...
(End)
(By the cabins)
Spheal: (knocking on the door) Sobble! Sobble come on out!
Sobble: (from behind the door) NO! GO AWAY!
Spheal: Sobble the challenge is over. You gotta come out because-
Sobble: (from behind the door) I'LL COME OUT WHEN IM READY!!!
(In confessional)
Sobble: (teary eyed) I... (takes a few deep breaths) I think I know what I need to do...
(End)
(At the elimination ceremony)
Raichu: Wow campers, Koffing sure put you through the ringer today, didn't he? So wait, who won immunity again?
Koffing: Cadets Mudkip and Fennekin!
Raichu: (raises an eyebrow) You sure? No offense but these would be the LAST two I'd predict to win your bootcamp challenge Koffing...
Mudkip: Well believe it Raichu!
Raichu: Alright, alright. Congrats! Now then before we get to voting, I have a major announcement. While we normally have the top two campers with the most votes getting eliminated, that won't be the case today.
Bellossom: Wait what?
Spheal: GASP!
Sprigatito: Oh no. It's already unfair enough as is, if you dare try and eliminate MORE of us at once-
Raichu: No, no. It's the opposite actually. Only the top vote-getter will be voted off tonight.
Meowstic: Oh wow, so it's like how the show normally works heh.
Fennekin: (smirks) In that case... (stands up) OKAY EVERYONE! LISTEN UP!! I wanted to share that I will be voting for Sprigatito tonight, and I suggest you all do too!
Sprigatito: What!? Are you for real!? Why?
Fennekin: (to everyone) It shouldn't matter why. Just know that it would benefit each and every one of you to vote with me if you want to save yourself. As long as it's not yon going home, why should you care?
Litten: Okay that does it Fennekin! Get off your high horse!
Sprigatito: Yeah. I say we all vote for Fennekin instead!
Fennekin: Except you can't. I have immunity. (Smiles)
Sprigatito: Isn't there someone else we can vote for instead-
Mudkip: OOH! YES! EVERYONE VOTE-
Fennekin: (interrupting) SPRIGATITO IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE!!
Raichu: (eating popcorn) Man this is better than a soap opera! (Stands up) Agh, um, yeah get voting everyone!
(After everyone has voted)
Raichu: Alright everyone, the votes are in. I've got six pokepuffs left to give out today. (The camera shows Fennekin and Mudkip with theirs already). The next pokepuff goes to... Buneary!
Buneary: Phew.
Raichu: Also safe are... Spheal! Bellossom! Meowstic! (Throws them pokepuffs). And also Litten! (Throws him one) That leaves us with Charmander and Sprigatito. And the final pokepuff goes to...
(The camera dramatically zooms in on the bottom two)
Raichu: ...Charmander! (Throws him the pokepuff)
Charmander: YES!!! Oh thank god! (Mudkip looks annoyed)
Sprigatito: Oh come on! You've got to be kidding me! You guys listened to her?
(In confessional)
Meowstic: Sorry Sprigatito, but I had no idea who else to vote. As wrong as it sounds, Fennekin was right that it was in our best interests to vote that way. (Pauses) Wow... you never realize how much power a simple immunity gives you until you see it in action I guess...
(End)
Sprigatito: Ugh, this is so unfair.
Litten: Wow Fennekin. Just wow.
Fennekin: Sorry not sorry. (Smirks) Alright Sobble we did it! We got rid of her! (Looks around) Sobble?
Bellossom: Wait a second, where IS Sobble?
Sobble: (appears holding suitcases) Here I am.
Raichu: Oh. Did I forget to mention? The only reason just the top vote-getter was getting eliminated today was because Sobble has quit the game.
Everyone: WHAT!?!?
Raichu: Did I really not mention that? Huh...
Koffing: Well none of y'all noticed she wasn't here anyways so...
Sobble: (sighs) Thanks Koffing...
Fennekin: (runs over to Sobble) Sobble! What are you doing?
Sobble: (nervously) O-oh, well... y-you see... (takes a deep breath) I'm quitting because I want to, okay!?
Spheal: But Sobble, you're so close to the end! Why quit now?
Sobble: Because... BECAUSE I WANT TO BE SEEN!!! (Pauses for a moment) All my life I've only ever wanted to be alone. But then I came on this show and met people. I met Cubchoo who was the nicest Pokemon ever and being with him made me realize I... I NEVER WANT TO BE ALONE AGAIN!!! (Pauses) Okay maybe not never but you get what I mean...
Fennekin: But you're not alone Sobble! You have me.
Sobble: I'm sorry Fennekin, but no... No I don't.
Fennekin: Huh? Excuse me?
Sobble: Fennekin I still appreciate you and see you as a friend but... (softly) how do I put this delicately? (Loudly) You only care about yourself! (Fennekin stands there speechless) At least right now that's the case.
Sprigatito: Hmph. Yeah! You tell her!
Sobble: What happened to the Fennekin that was there for me and wanted to protect me? You've been corrupted by jealousy and have lost sight of everything else!
Fennekin: (They move to the side) Sobble... I'm... I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to ignore you. I was just so focused on this whole Litten and Sprigatito thing and- (covers her face ashamed) You're right...
Sobble: Well if I can just say one more thing before I go... good luck. And if something like this happening is what finally gets you to truly take my advice and really try to understand someone else's feelings... then it'd be worth it. (Fennekin gives Sobble and hug and sheds a tear)
Fennekin: I know it may be too late but I promise I'll try.
Raichu: Alright Sobble and Sprigatito. The toilet is just over yonder. If you'd please get a move on.
Litten: Sorry this is how it ends for you Sprigatito. This is hard for me to say but... um...
Sprigatito: Thanks for helping you out and being a pal? (Litten nods) Heh. You're welcome.
(At the dock; Sprigatito and Sobble are in the toilet)
Koffing: And three, two, one... DIMISSED!!! (Presses the button and the two scream as they get flushed away) Done deal Raichu. (Raichu salutes him)
Raichu: Training is no longer in session! But the drama sure is! Will Fennekin finally be able to reflect on herself after Sobble's parting words? What will Charmander do going forward after he avoided elimination by the skin of his teeth! And lastly... what the heck is going through Buneary's mind with that damn trophy? These questions and many more, MIGHT be answered, next time on Total Drama Pokemon All Stars!!!
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