Raichu: Good afternoon ladies, gentlemen, and fellow sadists that enjoy watching the misery of these campers like I do. Unfortunately you won't see much of that today, because this is our third and final aftermath episode! But don't worry, things will be exciting as ever! Piplup and Turtwig have tons of surprises in store for you, including a VERY special challenge that just might affect the outcome of the rest of this season! (Laughs a little). Now then, sit back, unless your chair doesn't have a back to it, relax, unless you've got an assignment due, and enjoy this aftermath episode of Total Drama Pokemon!

(The aftermath theme song plays and the camera pans to the couch in the center where the hosts sit)

Turtwig: Greetings everyone! Coming to you live from the aftermath studio, it's Turtwig!

Piplup: And Piplup! (Smiles) Tonight is our third and final show for you all! (To Turtwig) Then we'll finally be free of Raichu's greedy rodent grasp!

Turtwig: (sheepishly laughs) Yeah, that's one way of putting it. (To the camera) Now then, hope you are all ready for a good show!

Piplup: We've got more eliminated contestants to talk to, new never before seen clips, exciting segments, and for our grand finale... a super special challenge! (Pretend whispers) You'll have to wait till the end to hear more about that one.

Turtwig: But before we get started, let's give a quick hello to the twenty ex-campers packed tighter than sardines on the couch located stage right. (Takes a huge deep breath as the camera pans to the mentioned Pokemon) Torchic, Lycanroc, Flaaffy, Weavile, Machoke, Froakie, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Fidough, Shinx, Togedemaru, Oshawott, Quaxly, Treecko, Riolu, Sandshrew, Vulpix, Roserade! (Has a large exhale)

Popplio: (pops onstage) WOW! I didn't know Turtwig could do the Pokerap! That was great!

Piplup: Popplio! Get off the stage please!

Popplio: Eesh, sorry. My bad. (Mutters) At least she said please heh. (Runs off).

Turtwig: (takes a sip of water) Alright, now let's get started by talking to our recently eliminated friends!

Weavile: (from the spectator area) Friends? Speak for yourself. I would never label myself as friends with these losers.

Machoke: Well we lost WAYYY before they did so... not sure we can be calling them bigger losers... (Weavile rolls her eyes)

Piplup: (to the camera) Now a little into before we bring these two out. To briefly recap, it was the episode of the top twenty! But to everyone's surprise, there was no merge  yet! The shocking twists and turns didn't end there. After competing in a zany sliding challenge, Grookey risked it all to win it for his team... unfortunately he got bit by a shark and had to withdraw from the competition.

Turtwig: And poor, poor Chikorita. She thought she found an immunity idol, but it was actually a dirty ploy from none other than Snivy! She ended up being voted after being busted for having a statue, and since it was a fake she was eliminated.

Treecko: (snidely) We get it. You don't need to recap the entire episode...

Piplup: So without further ado, welcome our final two pre-merge boots, Chikorita and Grookey! (The two walk out onstage and sit on the left couch; Grookey has an arm sling).

Riolu: No dunk tank and electrocution for them?

Chikorita: (fearful) Wh-what? Electric dunk tank!?

Oshawott: Don't worry Chikorita, I don't think they brought it back.

Turtwig: (sternly looks at Piplup) No we did not, and thank Arceus for that.

Piplup: (shrugs) Whatever. We have action planned for later so we don't need it now. (Clears her throat) Now then can we get started properly? Good! Grookey, Chikorita, how are you two feeling?

Grookey: Much better actually! My arm still hurts a bit but, it's much better now that I got the stitches out.

Scorbunny: Ayy, glad you're doing better Grookey!

Grookey: Thanks man!

Chikorita: And I guess I'm alright. I was a little upset at how I had to leave the show, but knowing Snivy got booted later makes it all better! (Laughs)

Piplup: Ah right, I have a feeling we'll talk about that more later. Once we get to Snivy and Chespin.

Squirtle: SPOILER ALERT!!!

Bulbasaur: Squirtle it's not a spoiler, we all know what happened...

Piplup: Anywho, Chikorita do you mind if we wait to talk to you until then?

Chikorita: Oh, um, sure? I mean, no I don't mind. (Gets up and walks off)

Grookey: SWEET! I've got the whole couch to myself. Just like after my spicy food prank sent my roommate to hospital. Did you know that extreme Scovillain brand hot sauce can burn through several layers of skin? (Piplup raises an eyebrow as Grookey waves to the camera) Whelp Impidimp, guess you have the couch at our apartment all to yourself now though so it's all even (laughs).

Turtwig: Wow Grookey, you sure seem chipper despite all you went through in the season. Just how do you stay positive like that?

Grookey: Hmm, dunno. I guess despite all the hardships, I got a lot out of this journey that made it all worth it. I got to mend my friendship with Quaxly for one thing!

Quaxly: (stands up) Mend our friendship? Um, we were never friends before you dolt!

Grookey: Hey! What's your problem now? (Thinks for a second) Oh no, was his last episode on the island just a giant fluke and he hit his head and was talking crazy or something?

Quaxly: Hey!! Rude!! Of course that's not it!

Riolu: Well then why are you being so... Quaxly?

Quaxly: Hmph. Well he just LEFT SPRIGATITO THERE ALL ALONE!!! (Turns his head) Pretty selfish and rude of you to strand her like that is all.

Grookey: Oh is that it? (Laughs a little) AHAHA, yup things are good between us then.

Piplup: Aha, so what about your relationship with Sprigatito? Our viewers are dying to know, will you two pursue a relationship?

Grookey: Ummm... (thinks) Yeah I'm sure we'll go on a date. Honestly is it really anyone's business but ours though? I think as long as we're happy, our exact label doesn't matter, right?

Turtwig: Fair enough. Well Grookey, we're happy things worked out for you this season, shark bite excluded. You can head to the couch on the right with the others if you'd like.

Grookey: Gotcha! Thanks! (Sits down next to Quaxly) Heyo Dorkwing Duck!

Quaxly: ACK- WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?

Piplup: (to the audience) Time for our next two ex-contestants! He's a fire starter from Johto and (Gives an evil grin) she's a girl from Sinnoh who flopped hardest when it mattered the most! Welcome Cyndaquil and Pachirisu! (The two walk out and sit down on the left; Pachirisu looking angry at Piplup)

Turtwig: (mad) Piplup! You're a host! You need to be impartial!

Piplup: What? I am! I'm-partial towards shitting on Pachirisu! (Laughs)

Pachirisu: Alright, get it out of your system.

Piplup: Okay, okay, it's out.

Pachirisu: Really??

Piplup: NOPE! Alright everyone it's time for Pachirisu's most embarrassing-

Turtwig: STOP! We're not doing that. Piplup let me do the talking here. First of all, welcome.

Cyndaquil: Hello! Thanks for having us.

Turtwig: Our pleasure! (Looks at Piplup) Well, maybe just my pleasure. (To Cyndaquil and Pachirisu) Well you two did pretty well for yourselves yet again. I'd honestly say two of the strongest players this show has ever seen!

Cyndaquil: Oh stop! That's not true.

Pachirisu: Hey don't be so modest Cyndaquil. We both do have amazing track records on this show and should be proud of it!

Piplup: I suppose so, but those very track records caused you to be voted off right once merge hit. How do you feel about that?

Pachirisu: I mean, there's not much you can do about it which sucks. Except for win immunity.

Turtwig: Which you normally DO manage to do, but you were distracted with something, weren't you?

Pachirisu: If by something you mean Meowstic, then yeah...

Shinx: (yelling over) Hey! Don't get mad at Meowstic! He didn't do anything wrong!

Togedemaru: Pipe down Shinx. She's not gonna hold a grudge. But you have to admit he DID distract her during the dueling challenge. (To Pachirisu) Hey Pachirisu, missed you!

Pachirisu: Missed you too! (Makes a heart with her hands; to Turtwig) Anyways, I did have another two chances to win immunity so no, I'm not mad at Meowstic. But I am expecting a big thank you from him!

Turtwig: Why? Because he got to stay in the game over you?

Pachirisu: No, because if it wasn't for me, Alcremie and he may never have confessed to each other! (Sheepishly laughs) I mean, I hate to say my intentions were a bit selfish in the moment, but those two desperately needed someone to help them take that first step and I was happy to do so.

Togedemaru: And THATS why you're awesome Pachirisu. Kind and talented. (Walks over to them) Sorry you can't be both Piplup. (Piplup gets mad).

Pachirisu: Aww, heh. (Gives Togedemaru a kiss)

Togedemaru: Let's go sit back down, shall we? (They walk over)

Piplup: Yeah okay, go and sit on the couch of LOSERSSSSS!!!

Torchic: Ugh, why'd you say that so loud.

Piplup: To emphasize how much of a LOSER Pachirisu is! (Looks smug)

Cyndaquil: Hey guys? So um... you still wanna talk to me here or...

Turtwig: Of course Cyndaquil! We know you've been through a lot this season with Charmander and Mudkip. (Cyndaquil nods). Charmander was your friend but he never had faith in Mudkip and you sought to prove him wrong! However you trying to help Mudkip up his game only resulted in bad instead of good...

Cyndaquil: (frowns) Yeah. Those last few days when Mudkip wasn't talking to me were awful. But I can't blame him for thinking the way he did. I wasn't the best friend.

Turtwig: What? Of course you were!

Piplup: Yeah Cyndaquil, you were only trying to help him out with training and warm ups. I'm sure Mudkip appreciated it in hindsight.

Cyndaquil: Thanks. I'm just happy we made up before I had to go. (Clenches his fist) It's how I left things with Charmander that I'm upset about!

Piplup: Oh feel free to join the Charmander hate club. I'm a member of that.

Igglybuff: Wait you can form hate clubs? Oh well then I'd like to found a bunch of them.

Riolu: Exactly, because you'd be the only one in it, unlike like enormous Igglybuff hate club (Igglybuff huffs in anger)

Cyndaquil: I mean, if I'm being honest... I don't think I'd be joining any hate club. I'm more disappointed in Charmander than angry at him.

Turtwig: Wait really? You aren't mad at him?

Cyndaquil: No, because I know he's only doing it because he wants to win. He doesn't have a super close friend so he wanted to split us up so I'd be his number two. And he's doing the same thing with Litten by keeping him and Fennekin apart.

Piplup: Hmm, I see. I guess in this game, you never want to be the third wheel of a friendship because you WILL be discarded by the other two at the end. Shockingly it does make sense...

Cyndaquil: (nods) That all being said, I hope he loses and realize his ways were wrong. And of course I'm pulling for Mudkip to be the one to beat him heh.

Turtwig: Great to hear, thanks for sharing your thoughts Cyndaquil! (To the camera) Before we move on to our next guests, let's check in with Popplio for a final segment of Ask The Campers!

(The screen zooms in on the monitor to show the Confessional segment)

Popplio: (announcing) Hey everyone! Popplio here once again! Let's hear TENS of stuff from our final ten! Tonight's question is a straightforward one! How do you feel about making it all the way to the final ten of this tremendous season?

(In video confessional)
Bellossom: The way this season started off for me, I never imagined making it this far. Especially without Treecko. But I've come too far to settle for anything less than three million dollars now! I'm gonna keep fighting till the bitter end!
(End)

(In video confessional)
Fennekin: We're down to ten? Really? Wow this went by faster than I expected. Guess time flies by even when you're NOT having fun...
(End)

(In video confessional)
Meowstic: This journey is nearing the end but it's far from over. You don't save the princess if you do everything but then fail the final level. I'm not ending in a game over this time! (Pumps his first in the air).
(End)

(In video confessional)
Charmander: Of course I made it this far! I'm smart, athletic, and can puppet master these fools if need-be. And look at who's left in the game with me! I've totally got this in the bag.
(End)

(In video confessional)
Spheal: O... M... G!!! ME!! TOP TEN IN ALL STARS!!! ITS JUST SO AMAZING WOO HOO!! Oh and if I'm dreaming, please DO NOT wake me up hehe.
(End)

(In video confessional)
Sprigatito: I'm definitely thankful to have made it this far, especially considering how poorly my team was doing. Once merge hit it kinda worked out for us though huh? Anyways, I just really hope I can pull off a win! Having that much money would finally give my family a chance to afford luxuries for once.
(End)

(In video confessional)
Mudkip: Despite the fact I made it to third place in season one, it feels weird making it this far. While winning would be sweet, just being able to beat Charmander is all I need to be happy. (Laughs). Sorry, is that petty? I just want to fully prove him wrong about me once and for all!
(End)

(In video confessional)
Sobble: (sadly) I-I'm shocked to still be here... (crying) BUT IM SAD THAT CUBCHOO NOW ISNT HERE!!! WHY DID HE HAVE TO GET VOTED!?!?
(End)

(In video confessional)
Litten: I mean technically I could care less about making it this far, but it's whatever. On one hand I really want to win so I can pay Fennekin's family back but at the same time... would that really solve my problems after all that's gone down now?
(End)

(In video confessional)
Buneary: This feels like making it to the final stage of a contest. But the best thing to do is not let the pressure get to you. For Buizel, Flaaffy, and all my family and friends back home, I'm gonna win this for all of you!
(End)

Popplio: Thanks for joining us for Ask the Campers! We now return to the aftermath studio!

(The segment ends; Back in the studio)

Turtwig: Some interesting insights there, don't you think?

Machoke: Nah I don't do much thinking. Don't wanna overwork this thing (points to his head).

Piplup: (raises an eyebrow) Okay... good for you Machoke. (To the camera) Alright, welcome back everyone and it's time for our next two guests!

Turtwig: They are both winners of previous seasons! These two were eliminated after the scavenger hunt challenge, give a round of applause for Alcremie and Buizel! (They both walk out onstage and sit down)

Treecko: Booo! (Folds arms)

Buizel: (to Treecko) Oh screw off!

Turtwig: Uh oh. Easy now. Easy!

Alcremie: Y-yeah. Don't start fighting with people already.

Piplup: Seems like bad blood still drips between those too. You really never let go of that, did you Buizel?

Buizel: Well I clashed with Treecko and Bellossom since day one. That made them my competition rivals. Of course I'm not gonna let go of that rivalry!

Turtwig: Um... rivalry? Is that was this was to you? I'll be honest, things sometimes felt personal.

Buizel: What do you mean?

Turtwig: Well you constantly plotted the downfall of Treecko and Bellossom, betrayed them to get Treecko eliminated after he was bailing you out of a jam, and then you seemed to enjoy ruining Bellossom's chance at immunity by ripping apart her clover...

Treecko: Straight up evil.

Buizel: Wha? (Scratches his head) I mean... okay maybe I did get a little carried away but I wasn't being evil like you're saying.

Piplup: You sure about that? (Pulls up a picture on the screen of Buizel ripping the clover with a devilish grin) Look at that! (Circles his smile) Does that look like the face of someone who isn't enjoying being evil?

Buizel: I mean... you see... (looks to Oshawott who turns his head in uncertainty) Damn, maybe I did get carried away... I just get so focused on beating my rivals and winning you know. Guess I missed having Oshawott by my side to balance me out heh.

Oshawott: Huh? Wait seriously?

Buizel: Yeah, you make me a better Pokémon cous. Sometimes it's hard to stop yourself once you are in the heat of the moment.

Treecko: Pfft. You really think that's a good enough excuse? I may have forgiven Flaaffy, but you won't be forgiven so easily Buizel.

Oshawott: Hey! Treecko we can't change the past, we can only move forward. (Walks over to Buizel) I'm proud of you, not for making it to merge, but because of how much you care about Buneary.

Turtwig: Right. Let's not forget this feud all started because Flaaffy and Buizel were protecting Buneary.

Treecko: Over NOTHING though!

Turtwig: I mean... sorta. But it shows their support even more right? Even over the smallest thing, they have her back. I know things were far from smooth sailing at some points, but I'm sure Buneary appreciates you and your efforts Buizel.

Buizel: Yeah, I hope so. Thanks guys. Wow, this went much better than I thought heh. (Walks over by Oshawott)

Piplup: Now it's Alcremie's turn! Sorry to make you wait anxiously for so long.

Alcremie: You're fine, I'm alright. (Sheepishly laughs)

Piplup: (announcing) Well this All Star season was a big deal for you! From the very beginning, you formed an unlikely duo with Meowstic. And did you ever imagine that would end with him becoming your boyfriend?

Alcremie: (blushing) Oh hehe, not at all! Never did I think I'd find a boyfriend from this show.

Fidough: Well you did! And we're so happy for you! (Runs up and hugs Alcremie) You're gonna have to tell me EVERYTHING!!!

Alcremie: (sheepishly laughs) Of course. Just maybe not when cameras are around and the whole world is watching. (Pauses) Missed you Fidough!

Turtwig: So to clarify, you didn't expect to fall for him from the beginning?

Alcremie: Yeah, not at all. I mean he was always super nice and sweet to me, but that doesn't mean a crush from the get-go.

Piplup: OH REALLY!? Let's take another look at our monitor, shall we? (The monitor shows Alcremie and Meowstic during the prison breakout challenge with Meowstic being lowered down on a rope) Look at that look on your face. Seems like you fell for Meowstic while he was falling from the ceiling?

Shinx: Awww.

Alcremie: Okay, okay! I totally thought he was cute from the start. I just... I never would even think about perusing this type of thing. Thank you Pachirisu for helping us there.

Pachirisu: Eh, no problem.

Togedemaru: Yeah, just you owe us three million bucks.

Fidough: Well it doesn't matter how it happened, the bottom line is it DID happen!

Alcremie: Yup! And I'm so happy it did.

Turtwig: Well congrats on a second life changing season Alcremie! (She gets up and moves to the other couch). You know, so many of you really had a positive experience with this All Stars season. (To Piplup) Maybe I was wrong about the dangers of derailment after all!

Piplup: Eh, one man's plot development is another man's derailment. You never know. (To the audience) Anyways, let's keep going with our next two guests! I'm sure you all know these two very well.

Turtwig: (nods) These two grass starters have been longtime archenemies, and somehow ended up on the same team for all three seasons they've competed on. Let's give a warm welcome to Chespin and Snivy! (Pauses and they don't come out) I SAID CHESPIN AND SNIVY!!! (The two come out bickering)

Chespin: Look Snivy, I bested you again and you know it.

Snivy: Oh please. Technically I had the last laugh so I came out on top.

Piplup: Hey. Bozos. How about greeting the hosts and thanking them for having you on the show?

Snivy: Pass.

Chikorita: (comes over to sit next to Chespin) Chespin! (Kisses him)

Chespin: Aww, glad to be with you again Chikorita.

Chikorita: Same here! (Glares over) Snivy...

Turtwig: Oh good, Chikorita join them. Well, I mean join Chespin on the far left as Snivy sits on the far right of the couch as you've seemingly positioned yourselves heh.

Froakie: Can you blame them? Even I wouldn't want to sit anywhere near Snivy.

Shinx: Yeah! I haven't even ever spoken to him and I hate him! (Snivy rolls his eyes)

Piplup: Speaking of, Snivy I think it's safe to say you are probably the most disliked player in this show's history. Yet you still somehow managed to make it to, what was it? Thirteenth place?

Chespin: No, no! I was thirteenth! Snivy was fourteenth.

Snivy: Um no, we tied for thirteenth.

Chespin: NUH UH! You were voted first! I beat you!

Piplup: ENOUGH! (The two stop bickering) Didn't mean to start a senseless debate. Now then, as I was saying, Snivy made it very far somehow. How in the hell did that happen?

Snivy: I mean, that's easy. I'm a very smart player and managed to form an alliance to keep myself  safe.

Turtwig: Yeah, that's right. In one of the most surprising events from this season, you and Chespin formed an alliance together while on the Surreal Suicunes, along with Roserade and Spheal. That was certainly unexpected. Tell me, did you guys enjoy working together?

Chespin: Absolutely not! I was an idiot for working with him and wish I could go back and undo it. (Pauses) Though who knows, maybe I could've gone pre-merge if I didn't...

Snivy: That's right. And you are welcome for that. (Lifts up his chin as Chespin looks pissed). And to add on, it was infuriating to have to try and play nice with Chespin. The guy thinks he's morally superior and is overall just an imbecile.

Piplup: WOW. Some strong words. But we expected those answer, and honestly are more curious from what our third person over here has to say. (Looks to Chikorita)

Chikorita: Oh, who? Me?

Piplup: Yes you! (Loudly) I think it's now time for TRUTH OR ANVIL! (Segment music plays)

Chikorita: Um... WHAT!?

Turtwig: DITTO THAT! Piplup what the heck is going on?

Piplup: What? I got rid of the electric dunk tank like you wanted. Instead we had Popplio rig and anvil to fall on the couch if they lie.

Turtwig: WHAT!? POPPLIO!

Popplio: Ohh... so that's what the anvil is for? I thought it was just a unique decoration. I even hung up other smithing tools for the theme. (Motions to other objects dangling above as various Pokémon shift in there seats to avoid being under them)

Squirtle: Woah. How'd we miss noticing those things?

Bulbasaur: (shrugs) Beats me.

Vulpix: (yelling) Just tell the complete truth and you'll be fine Chikorita!

Chikorita: Piplup, we're friends! You wouldn't really crush me with that thing, would you?

Piplup: I'm not gonna crush you with it. It'd be YOU crushing yourself with it if you fib. Now then, Chikorita, I know that whole fake idol leading to your elimination was beyond infuriating, but how much do you blame Chespin for it?

Chikorita: Blame Chespin? Um, zero percent! It wasn't his fault, it was all Snivy!

Piplup: Hmm, fair enough. But what about the fact that Chespin formed an alliance with Snivy behind your back. Surely you were pissed at him for that.

Chespin: I know that was stupid of me to do and-

Piplup: SSSHHH! Talking to Chikorita here.

Chikorita: Was I mad at him? I... (looks up at the anvil dangling and takes a deep breath) Maybe I was little upset, but I would never be mad at him. Would I have tried to ally with Snivy if I were him? Probably not. But I still don't know what all the circumstances were to fairly judge. (The anvil stays put).

Chespin: Aww, thanks. I'm lucky you are so understanding. Don't worry, never making that mistake again.

Chikorita: (narrows eyes) Yeah well you won't because we better not have to come back to this show again.

Turtwig: Well glad you two are a-okay after your time on this season. Now let's move back to Snivy.

Snivy: Go ahead. Ask whatever you want. I don't have any reason to lie about anything. You know I'd say anything awful I thought to your faces anyways.

Turtwig: (sarcastically) Wow how kind of you.

Piplup: (smirks) Don't worry Snivy, we aren't here to ask you to trash talk people... but rather the opposite. (Pauses as Snivy looks confused) So Snivy, you formed a friendship with Roserade this season when you thought she was secretly villainous, but then you found out she wasn't. Care to share more on how you felt during that?

Snivy: Oh screw off! This topic? Seriously? Yes, yes, I was pissed off at her and at myself. We all saw that.

Roserade: (from the other stands) Yeah, and I'm okay with everything now. Let's not bring this back up.

Piplup: Sorry Roserade, but it's our show. Not your's. (To Snivy) Yes, you were upset initially... but what about afterwards?

Turtwig: Roserade gave up her spot in the game for you and said she believed in you. You then went and proceeded to NOT change your ways and double down on villainous schemes. Do you feel bad at all?

Snivy: Pffft, of course no- (stops himself as he sees the anvil shake and makes a nervous face)

Piplup: Oh so did you actually enjoy Roserade's company? And her friendship as is? (Snivy is silent) I'm gonna take that silence as a yes. Aww I can't believe your evil heart is capable of that hehe!

Snivy: ALRIGHT ENOUGH! I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ROSERADE!!! (The anvil drops and Snivy barely dodges it and falls on the floor) Owww...

Piplup: Aww, THIS close!

Chikorita: Now that was scary...

Roserade: (helps Snivy up) I'm sorry Snivy...

Snivy: Ugh, really? For what now? Stop being sorry for things you don't do!

Roserade: I know you didn't want to have to admit that but... I appreciate it.

Snivy: (sighs) Yeah, yeah. You're right about me enjoying having someone on my side for once. And I hate to say it but your niceness... maybe it's not the worst quality...

Oshawott: Eesh. Was that a compliment?

Scorbunny: Hey, earth to Roserade! You don't have to force yourself to be friends with him!

Roserade: Oh contraire. People like him are the ones that need a friend the most. Besides everyone deserves second chances.

Turtwig: Really? Even Snivy? (Roserade just nods) Well alright then, you do you Roserade. Thank you fellow grass types for chatting with us. You can head the the crowded couch. (They walk over to the couch as someone runs up)

Cherrim: (cheery) Hiiii!!! So this is Snivy? Nice to meet you!

Roserade: Oh Cherrm there you are! You made it! Yay! (They hug and Snivy looks confused)

Piplup: Um, excuse me? Are we just inviting ANYONE to our studio? (To the camera) But on the topic of familiar faces, and before we talk to our final two guests, let's have a quick new segment! We like to call this one, "Catching Up With The Has-beens"!

Turtwig: We sent our roving reporter Rowlet to interview some of our friends who didn't come back for All Stars, just to check in and see how they are doing. Enjoy!

(The camera zooms in on the monitor to start the segment)

Rowlet: Hellooooooo everyone! Rowlet checking in here hehe. I'm here with our old friend Chimchar!

Chimchar: Old friend? Yeah I don't think we were ever friends...

Rowlet: (agitatedly) HMPH. Well then, how do you feel about Charmander being an All Star and in the top ten? Something you've never come close to doing.

Chimchar: WHAT!? That asshole is still in it? Bro if he wins I swear to Arceus I will jump off the tallest building in town.

Rowlet: Oh... (pauses) Can we film it if it ever happens?

(The camera statics out and goes to a different location)

Rowlet: I'm here at the Pokken stadium with a post fight interview with Scizor!

Scizor: Pass. (Walks by her)

Rowlet: (runs back to him) WAITTTT!!! Tell us, do you miss your friends on Total Drama Pokemon? And what did you think of that fight you just had?

Scizor: I said pass. Now get lost. I don't have time for your tomfoolery. (Crushes the camera)

(The camera statics out and goes to a different location, this time at a red carpet event)

Rowlet: Oooh! Over here! Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff! Your tour has been incredible!

Jigglypuff: (lowers her sunglasses) Oh thank you, I know.

Rowlet: I'm here representing Total Drama Pokemon. Any message you'd like to send to those in the All Star season?

Jigglypuff: I guess sorry I had to decline the invite. I am the biggest star the show's ever seen but I'm a bit too bright for that dump again. (Cheerfully laughs) Oh and if Igglybuff is watching, mom, dad and I don't miss you! Stay away from us as long as you'd like! Tehee! (Waves)

(The camera statics out and goes back to the studio)

Igglybuff: (angry) Ugh! Nasty jerk. Worst sister ever.

Riolu: You sure that's not you Igglybuff?

Igglybuff: Okay that's it! (Tries to attack Riolu)

Turtwig: Agh! Calm down you two! (To the camera) Well that was nice to see a few familiar faces, right?

Bulbasaur: Too much of Rowlet I'd say. (Shivers a bit)

Squirtle: Don't worry. She's not here, she can't hurt you. (Sheepishly laughs)

Turtwig: Anywho, I say it's time to bring out our final two guests! They were both just recently flushed out of the competition after a barferific day on the island. Let's welcome Sawk and Cubchoo!!! (The two walk out and sit on the couch)

Sawk: Good afternoon.

Cubchoo: Hello...o...ACHOOOO!!!

Turtwig: Bless you! Allergies back?

Cubchoo: (nods) Yeah... my medicine is still in the cabins since you don't really have time to pack before going.

Vulpix: (stands up) For real! My clothing designs are still sitting up there! I want them back!

Piplup: Oh relax, you'll get it back at the end of the season.

Froakie: Speak for yourself. I lost a lucky wristband from season one and never got it back. Raichu claimed something about "never seeing a blue wristband".

Oshawott: Wait how did he know the color of it? Did you mention it?

Froakie: NOPE!!

Piplup: ANYWAYS, it's not about you guys right now, it's about these two. (Turns to Cubchoo and Sawk) So, Cubchoo and Sawk, both of you were two of the few not-so All Star worthy campers to get a chance at the three million dollars, and while you came up short, you still made it pretty far! Are you proud to have made it far this time around?

Sawk: Oh absolutely! My first season was a pretty big embarrassment for myself. Winning would have been nice, but I'm more happy to have shown the world what I'm truly capable of.

Piplup: That's right, you majorly flopped during your time in Regional Tour as you were voted off for not being so welcoming to your teammates, the main one being Fennekin, who is still in the game! Think she had anything to do with your elimination?

Sawk: I highly doubt it. I don't think she held a grudge over it.

Cubchoo: Yeah I legit had no idea you two had ever interacted before heh.

Turtwig: Cubchoo, what are your thoughts about your time this season? Things turned rocky pretty early on when you voted off Igglybuff behind Sobble's back, but then got exposed by Raichu.

Cubchoo: Umm... (looks over to Igglybuff in fear)

Igglybuff: Huh? What are you looking at me like that for? (Pauses) Look Cubchoo, I'm over it. It's whatever. No need to be afraid of me. (Cubchoo has a brief sigh of relief)

Cubchoo: Well it was tough having Sobble be mad at me, but it all worked out in the end so it's okay, you know? It felt especially good when we beat the Volcarona virus together heh.

Turtwig: Yeah that was quite the feat!

Cubchoo: Plus, during that time apart, I got to know Bellossom and let me tell you she is one of the nicest Pokémon I've ever met!

Piplup: Well nice is good and all, but she's the reason you're home and not still in the game.

Turtwig: She is!?

Piplup: Well I mean, indirectly. Had Cubchoo not allied with her, he wouldn't have been targeted by Buneary and Charmander.

Cubchoo: Hey, it's nobodies fault. What happened, happened, and I wouldn't change a thing about my time this season.

Grookey: (clapping) Yeah! Good for you Cubchoo!

Turtwig: So it seems Cubchoo was grateful to have made some more friends this season. Sawk, what about you? Any people you're happy to have met?

Sawk: Hmm? Oh. O-Of course. I met Riolu and Pachirisu and they were great teammates. Hope to keep in touch.

Pachirisu: Yeah of course!

Machoke: And what about me bro? We had some fun times... like... those two days... sorta...

Sawk: (laughs) Yeah it was nice to meet someone I had considered a role model. Could've done without Weavile though...

Weavile: (rolls eyes) Oh whatever.

Piplup: Anddd anyone else? You sure you're not forgetting someone? (Pauses) Maybe a certain ground type...

Sawk: (flustered) I mean... well now that you mention it...

Sandshrew: (stands up) Hey! Knock it off Piplup! Don't put someone on the spot like that, it's rude!

Sawk: Ah, yes. Sandshrew... Despite being on another team, you were a very... cool guy.

Sandshrew: Hehe, oh um, thanks. (Flustered) You're um... you're cool too. I'll just sit back down now-

Piplup: Seriously? That's all you have to say? Sawk we've all seen the footage. That time Sandshrew saved your butt from Beedrill's, the time you helped him on the obstacle course...

Sawk: Alright, alright. I like Sandshrew. There, I said it. I mean I held onto this (holds up the coupon Sandshrew gave him) with me at all times for a reason. It was nice to meet someone who is so different yet so similar to myself.

Sandshrew: For reals!? I mean... yeah I thought that too, heh.

Turtwig: Aww, I'm happy for you two! So do you think you'll-

Sawk: Stopping you there Turtwig. I don't have to share everything with you. I'm not one to be very open with this mushy stuff. Why don't you just let our private lives stay private?

Turtwig: Oh sorry, but fair enough. Thanks for talking with us Sawk and Cubchoo, you can head over to the other couch. (They both move over, and Sawk sits next to Sandshrew and puts his arm around him)

(There is some awkward silence)

Cyndaquil: Okay so that's everyone... now what?

Torchic: Wrap the show up and let us go home!

Piplup: Oh? It seems someone forgot about our extra special final event... A lucky few of you will get to partake in... A CHALLENGE!!!

Togedemaru: Nuh uh. No way! I'm done with this show. (Pauses) Unless... wait do we win anything?

Turtwig: Why yes, yes you do! Though it's not a reward for you, but rather an advantage for the final ten player of your choice!

Pachirisu: Seriously? Who's gonna get fired up about tha-

Flaaffy: OH IM SO WINNING THIS THING! PICK ME!!!

Piplup: We aren't picking, we're letting fate decide. (Pulls out a cannon) This big friend of mine is packed with cans of peanuts! However, a lucky eight of them don't contain peanuts but rather a nightmare inducing Raichu-in-a-box! Get that Raichu and you get to compete in a challenge to help your friend still in the game! Now who's ready? (Everyone cheers) AND HERE WE GOOOO!!! 

(Piplup shoots the cannon and cans fly everywhere. Most of the guests scramble to get a can and check it)

Bulbasaur: Let's see... (opens a can) Nope. Just peanuts. Squirtle?

Squirtle: (dumping a can of peanuts into his mouth) Mmmm, tasty!

Lycanroc: Nada for me...

Flaaffy: Come on, big money, big money... (opens her can which is regular) DAMMIT!

Buizel: (opens on and a Raichu head pops out) Agh! Startled me! But sweet!

Treecko: (opens a Raichu can) YES! (Sees Buizel has one too) Oh you... great...

Piplup: (announcing) Buizel and Treecko are the first two lucky victims, I- er, mean winners! Keep cracking those cans guys! (The camera pans to Scorbunny, Riolu and Igglybuff opening cans with nothing, but then Cubchoo opens one with the Raichu)

Cubchoo: Oh! (Pauses) Oh... you know if this weren't for Sobble I'd totally refuse to do whatever this is.

Scorbunny: Heh, well good luck with it.

Quaxly: Dammit, nothing.

Grookey: I can't get mine... open... (opens it and a Raichu pops out) AGH! Hehe, that was funny. (Turns to Quaxly who looks disappointed) Here, you take it.

Quaxly: What? Me? Why?

Grookey: I can see the fire in your eyes, that you really wanna win an advantage for Sprigatito! (Cheekily laughs) Plus my arm is still kinda... (holds up his bandaged arm)

Quaxly: (nods) Alright, thanks Grookey. (Grabs the can) I got this!

Turtwig: So Cubchoo and Quaxly claim the third and fourth spots! Now who will be-

Vulpix: EWWW!!! This Raichu is so ugly!

Turtwig: Guess Vulpix is lucky winner five. (Laughs) Three left! (The screen shows more Pokémon opening cans with just peanuts in it)

Chespin: Nope, not me. You?

Chikorita: (opens her can and nothjng happens) I don't think so... (a Raichu head pops up and hits her in her face) OW! HEY!

Shinx: (opens one) YES! I got one! Woo hoo!

Piplup: And Shinx and Chikorita are in! There's one spot left now! Who's got it? (There's silence as the opening of the cans stops) Hello?

Froakie: Chill out woman! Sheesh.

Sandshrew: So wait, who has it then?

Roserade: It appears that none of us do...

Togedemaru: Wow, way to miss-count Piplup.

Piplup: WHAT!? There's no way Turtwig and I got it wrong. I know there were eight cans!

Togedemaru: Well looks like you were wrong...

(Everyone looks around a bit when Popplio sits up off stage, having been hit in the face with a can when a Piplup launched them)

Popplio: Oww, okay steel shouldn't be super effective on me. Why did that hurt so bad? (Holds up the can a Raichu head pops out) Oh, hey! I've got one!

Sawk: Huh, does he count even though he wasn't a competitor this season?

Turtwig: He certainly does! Step right up Popplio! You are the eighth winner! Join the other seven onstage here! 

Popplio: Okay! I'll HOP-Pip right on stage! (Laughs)

Turtwig: Excellent! Now then, for the challenge you'll be competing in... (motions to an area offstage that is revealed to be a dodgeball court) An eight way game of dodgeball!

Piplup: That's right! What a classic! There will be several balls on the court at the same time and you can go ANYWHERE in the area. Last one of you lot standing wins! Understood?

Shinx: (gulps) Oh boy... (smirks) Well... bring it on!

Turtwig: That's the attitude Shinx! Now let's get things going!

(The screen wipes to the 8 competing in a dodgeball area and a whistle blows. A few balls are launched into the court)

Cubchoo: AGH! Look out! (Dodges a ball)

Treecko: This isn't a team event Cubchoo, no need to warn others. (A ball nearly hits him) AGH!

Buizel: Dammit! So close!

Treecko: Oh so you're targeting me are you? Really?

Buizel: Oh please, you'd do the same! (Blows a raspberry at him)

(Elsewhere on the court)

Shinx: (dodging) AGH! Woah! (Stops in front of Popplio) AGH DONT HIT ME!

Popplio: Huh? Oh don't worry, I'm not hitting anybody. I'm just using this ball for a circus trick you see? (Balances the ball on his nose)

Piplup: (announcing) HEY! STOP GOOFING OFF!

Popplio: (sheepishly laughs) Whoops. Sorry. (A ball comes flying by and hits Shinx)

Turtwig: (announcing) OOOH! Looks like Shinx is out!

Vulpix: (runs up) YESS!! Did you see that throw of mine? I'm practically the QUEEN of dodgeball! (Gets hit in the face by a ball) OW!

Piplup: (announcing) A queen of dodgeball you are not. Vulpix you are out.

Vulpix: Gosh dangit...

(The screen changes to Buziel and Treecko both throwing balls at each other and dodging. The two each throw and the balls end up colliding, bouncing back, and hitting both of them)

Treecko: Ugh! Dammit!

Piplup: (announcing) I'm happy to announce Treecko is out! Oh and so is Buizel too.

Turtwig: (announcing) Only four players remain! Who's gonna win this?

Cubchoo: (nervously) I... guess I'm gonna have to throw this... Here it goes! AGH! (Throws the hall but it barely goes anywhere)

Quaxly: Dude... what the heck was that?

Cubchoo: (embarrassed) I really have no idea... (Quaxly hits Cubchoo with a ball)

Quaxly: Oh yeah!

(Elsewhere on the court)

Chikorita: (throwing balls) Take this! And this! (Pauses) Wow, how is he so good at dodging? (The camera turns to Popplio who is acrobatically dodging the balls)

Popplio: I dunno. Maybe I'm just gif-TED-iursa!?!? (Laughs and nearly gets hit by another ball) Woah!

Chikorita: Oh darn, where did all the balls go?

Popplio: Oh they are all over by me now. Heh, sorry! (Throws a few balls and Chikorita dodges but she eventually gets hit)

Turtwig: (announcing) And down goes Chikorita! Now it's just up to Popplio and Quaxly! Who will win this dodgeball challenge?

Oshawott: (clapping) Go Popplio! You can do it!

Grookey: Come on Quaxly!

Quaxky: (to Popplio) Your circus tricks may have worked on the others, but not me!

Popplio: (balancing himself ontop of a ball) Oh yeah? Come at me then! I seriously doubt you can THROH me out!!! (Laughs) Get it!? Like Sawk and Thr-

Quaxly: TAKE THIS! (Chucks three balls at) Popplio. Popplio bounces on his ball to launch himself high up in the air and over all three balls)

Fidough: (from the stands) Woah! Now that's pretty impressive.

Popplio: WOAH- (lands and rolls on the ground, picks up a ball, and throws it at Quaxly to hit him) Yes!

Quaxly: NOO! Oh come on!

Turtwig: (announcing) POPPLIO WINS!! WOW!!!

Piplup: (unenthusiastically) Yeah Popplio wins... literally how!?

(Back in the studio)

Turtwig: Good game everyone! We have ice packs if you have any bruises.

Shinx: (holding an ice pack to his eye) Already have it covered, but thanks.

Turtwig: Congrats on winning the challenge Popplio! Impressive skills indeed.

Piplup: Or maybe he just got lucky...

Popplio: Hey!

Turtwig: Now then, Popplio, which member of the final ten do you want to give an advantage to?

Popplio: (thinks) Hmm, good question. You know at first I thought I'd just go with my gut, but then I realized I probably should think this through more-

Weavile: Oh for crying out loud, just pick someone!

Popplio: (sighs) ...Mudkip! I pick Mudkip!

Cyndaquil: Oh good choice Popplio! Hehe.

Mudkip: Yeah well Mudkip is someone who Ive known since season one and he is always nice and I'd be happy to see him win. So yeah, definitely picking Mudkip!

Turtwig: Alright! Mudkip it is! I'm sure he'll be very thankful for this game changing advantage.

Piplup: And Charmander surely will be PISSED! (Laughs)

Turtwig: (turns to the camera) Well then, there you have it folks! Our final aftermath episode is finished!

Piplup: And we finished just on time! Awesome!

Turtwig: I want to thank you all for joining us on these shows, and thank our guests for being good sports through and through!

Piplup: Yeah, thanks everyone. (To the camera) Well, we'll see you all again at the season finale. Till then, take care! This has been...

Piplup & Turtwig: TOTAL DRAMA POKEMON AFTERMATH!!!!