Raichu: Last time on Total Drama Pokemon The Next Generation, our lucky thirteen campers got transported into the land of Hyrule! It was a special video game themed challenge in the world of the Legend of Zelda. Throughout the day, we faced monsters, fog, and burning lava. Before that though, I shocked everyone by having Spheal and Sprigatito switch teams. This ended up backfiring for the Zany Zacians as Spheal won the final challenge for his new team, the Miraculous Miraidons. After their fourth loss in a row, the Zacians sent home punk rocker Toxtricity. With him gone, our ears can finally be free of ringing. Listen up because now it's time for a new episode of Total Drama Pokémon! 

(Theme song; in the girls cabins)

Igglybuff: Oh I'm so so happy to have you on the team Sprigatito! Being the only girl left that one night was so lonely, but now I don't have to worry because I have you!

Sprigatito: Aww of course Igglybuff! I'm so excited to be on your team too.

Igglybuff: Hey, I wanted to apologize for anything my sister might have said or done to you.

Sprigatito: Huh? What? N-no she didn't do anything wrong. She's awesome! I'm really sorry she's gone.

(In confessional)
Igglybuff: (makes a grossed out noise) Yeah, she's a fan of my sister. How repulsive. But I can easily use this so I'll happily play along.
(End)

Igglybuff: Yeah, I know deep down she appreciated you being a fan. Hopefully. Hey, anyways I was thinking maybe we could form a girls alliance!

Sprigatito: (happy) Really? That'd be awesome!

(In confessional)
Sprigatito: Despite switching teams I think I'm doing really well! I'm getting to be friends with THE Jigglypuff's little sister! Ah! Pinch me I must be dreaming! (Pinches herself). Ow.
(End)

(In the spa hotel)

Alcremie: (sits down at the dining table) Time for some waffles to start the day. Now where is that syrup?

Fuecoco: Here you go! (Hands her a near empty syrup bottle)

Alcremie: Thanks. Wait a minute, is this empty? Where'd it all go, it was full yesterday?

Fuecoco: Me have no idea. (Licks syrup off his lips and heads off)

(In confessional)
Alcremie: Yeah, he totally straight up drank that syrup from tube.
(End)

Fidough: A new bottle of syrup coming up. (Hands it to Alcremie)

Alcremie: (awkwardly) Oh um, thanks.

Fidough: Alcremie can we please talk? I'm so so sorry about the baking challenge. I was a total control freak.

Alcremie: Hmm? Oh don't worry about it, it's okay.

Fidough: Really? That's great! (Pauses) Wait, so what's going on then? If you aren't mad anymore why are you blanking me?

Alcremie: (frowns) Oh um... just... I don't know. (Sighs). Just with my anxiety I'm really sensitive with lots of things, like with friends. I end up reading into every little interaction and self implode any friendship I'm apart of. That's why I don't get my hopes up with them. Trust me, you're probably better off just moving on too.

Fidough: What? Moving on because of one little altercation?

Alcremie: Yeah... is that not normal or something?

Fidough: Alcremie any time a little incident occurs do you just assume the friendship is over and leave?

Alcremie: Well I don't try to end it. Usually I just wait and see if they reach out to me... but then months go by and nothing and poof, friendship over.

Fidough: Oh Alcremie, (Gives her a hug) I'm so sorry for all that you've had to go through. But it's not your fault, you aren't the problem, they are! I know how hard it can be to find real true friends, and I don't want to force anything but please, don't lock yourself away from everyone here. You might miss out on good friends if you do.

Alcremie: (smiles) Thanks Fidough. I'm sorry for any senseless problems I've caused you. It's nice to feel wanted. (Gives her a hug and Yamper walks in)

Yamper: HEY!! GET AWAY FROM HER! (Pushes Alcremie away)

Fidough: What the heck? Yamper!

Yamper: Dont worry, I stopped Alcremie from trying to choke you to death. (Fidough just sits there in shock as Furfou walks by) Hey there's Furfou. Huh, wonder why he isn't with Spheal...

(Outside in the woods)

Spheal: Alright! (Jumping over logs but then trips) Uh oh! Look out! (Rolls into a tree with a thud) Oww.

Cyndaquil: Oh my gosh, you okay? (Rushes over to help)

Spheal: Yeah I'm fine. I'm used to bumping into things heh.

Mudkip: Well you are definitely improving. Awesome job Spheal!

(In confessional)
Spheal: I'm not sure how this all happened, but Cyndaquil and Mudkip have been helping me train a little for the competition. I just... I feel so honored! Renowned TDP veterans like them helping ME!? Crazzzy!
(End)

Cyndaquil: I heard you helped win for your team yesterday, that's awesome to hear.

Spheal: Yeah well that was only because of my smarts. That can only get you so far though. I still need to work on the athletics of this show though, so thanks for the help.

Mudkip: Aw well training is smart to do, but don't get too carried away. You'll do great as you are.

(Outside the cabins)

Grookey: (to himself) Hehehe, I wonder who it will be. (Sprigatito opens the door to walk out the cabins and a bucket of water falls on her head)

Sprigatito: AGHH! WHAT THE HECK!? I'm soaked!

Grookey: (laughing) Hehehe! Morning! Oh man I can't believe someone else fell for it.

Sprigatito: (growls) Ugh! Grookey you are so NOT funny! (Storms off and Grookey makes a worried expression, feeling kinda bad).

(In the mess hall; Scorbunny and Riolu eat together)

Riolu: Feeling better today?

Scorbunny: Hmm? Oh yeah, (nods) lots. I've always been a quick healer.

Riolu: Well that's good.

Scorbunny: I can't believe we are down to only five left on our team! We really need to win again, I can't stand losing like this!

Riolu: Agreed. Speaking of team though, what do you think of ours at the moment? Like, hmm, how do you feel about Igglybuff?

(In confessional)
Riolu: After talking to Toxtricity before he left last time, I've realized a hazy aura coming from Igglybuff. I have no idea what exactly is going on there, but it is definitely a huge cause for suspicion. I need to find out anything I can about her.
(End)

Scorbunny: Igglybuff? I'll be honest I don't think we've ever really talked much. I feel bad for her though. She seems so nice and had to deal with a brat of a sister. (Riolu just nods)

Raichu: (over speakers) ATTENTION EVERYONE! ITS CHALLENGE TIME! MEET ME OUTSIDE PRONTO!!!

(At the campgrounds)

Scizor: Alright everyone's here let's get on with it so the Zacians can lose for the fifth time in a row.

Grookey: Oh yeah? (Trying to think of a comeback) Well... um... something rude that makes you feel bad! BOOM! 

Raichu: Okay hang on, where's Spheal?

Spheal: Wait! I'm coming I'm coming! (Arrives)

Scizor: Ugh, where were you?

Spheal: Oh I was actually just training a little bit.

Scizor: (laughs to himself) Ha! You? Training? Funniest thing I've heard all morning.

Raichu: Alright everybody, quiet down. Or do you not want a million bucks? (Everyone is silent) Yeah that's what I thought. Today's challenge will be all about these! (Holds up a Pokémon egg)

Fuecoco: E-Double-G-S Eggs! Yay!

Sprigatito: (gasps) Raichu you did not!! Tell me you didn't steal innocent eggs from their parents for some cruel kind of challenge.

Igglybuff: Wha- Oh my gosh, that is so sickening!

Raichu: Woah woah! (Puts his hands up) Calm down morality police, these aren't real Pokémon eggs. They are toys.

Yamper: Alright I love toys!

Raichu: Yeah okay whatever. (Louder) So these are the ever popular hatching egg Pokemon toys, designed to mimic a real egg! You need to walk around with it, talk to it, give it love and other weird stupid stuff I guess, and then it hatches.  Pichuette loves these things, not sure why. (Pauses) Anywho, your challenge today is to hatch as many Pokémon as you can in two hours.

Quaxly: That's all? Should be easy then.

Scizor: Especially since I doubt those stupid toys will withstand a Bullet Punch.  We'll be out of eggs in minutes.

Raichu: Nope nope nope! Absolutely no crushing the egg or breaking it open. It MUST hatch correctly. How will we be able to tell? Well these things are designed to hatch along a certain pattern. If any other part of the egg breaks a mini ink bomb explodes on the inside, forever staining your baby inside.

Scorbunny: Wow, never thought I'd hear that sentence.

Igglybuff: (raises hand) So um, how do we get the eggs?

Raichu: Great question. They are hidden all around the island! Check wherever you like. And also, to get your hatchling to count, you must bring them back to camp and place them in your teams marked nursery. (Motions to a nursery which is being watched by Pachirisu and Togedemaru). Alright! Let's get this party started! GOOO!!! (Fires off a gun and startles everyone and they race off)

(In the forest)

Quaxly: (to himself) Okay let's see, eggs or Sprigatito. I'll take either.

(In confessional)
Quaxly: I'm still so upset at myself for inadvertently sending Sprigatito to the other team. I know she's not mad at me anymore, but I barely get to see her and I hate that! I was hoping maybe I could spend some time with her this challenge and... I dunno... ACK! NOTHING! YOU HEARD NOTHING!
(End)

Quaxly: (checking in bushes) Nope. Nope. And nope... (hears rustling in the bushes and Igglybuff pops out) Oh it's just you. Hi Igglybuff.

Igglybuff: Oh hi Quaxly! Find any eggs yet?

Quaxly: Nope. (Pauses) Hey hang on a sec, how's Sprigatito doing?

Igglybuff: Hmm? Oh she's doing well. We've actually started to become good friends already she's so nice.

Quaxly: Oh that's good to hear then.

Igglybuff: Hehe, yeah she mentions you a lot. I think she might have a crush on you- whoops. Oh I shouldn't have said that I'm sorry, forget you heard anything. Laters! (Heads off)

(In confessional)
Quaxly: She... she likes me? (Super happy) She actually likes me!?
(End)

(In confessional)
Igglybuff: No, Sprigatito hasn't mentioned Quaxly. (Laughs to herself) I just couldn't resist telling him that though. He is so obviously into her. (Rubs her hands together slightly evilly) It's easy to manipulate someone who is hopelessly in love. The teams will merge any day now and the more people I can get following me the better.
(End)

(Elsewhere in the forest)

Fuecoco: Come here eggy eggy! Papa Fuecoco wants to take care of you!

Spheal: You do realize the eggs don't talk right?

Fuecoco: No I do not know that. (Crosses his arms) Hmph.

Spheal: Alrighty then... (spots an egg in a tree hole) Look an egg!

Fuecoco: Aww, Fuecoco wanted to be a papa.

Spheal: Hmm, well I'm sure I can find more so here. You can have this one. (Gives him the egg)

Fuecoco: Really? Yay! Thank you Uncle Spheal!

(Elsewhere in the forest)

Riolu: Alright I've got two eggs... now what?

Scorbunny: Hey Riolu. Woah! Two eggs already? How'd you manage that?

Riolu: Um... I'm very good at seeing and sensing things remember?

Scorbunny: Oh that's right. Speaking-

Riolu: (senses something) Gah! Quick! Move out of the way! (Scurries out of the way as a tree falls over almost hitting them) Phew. That was close. Now then where... (gasps) Where are my eggs?

Scorbunny: Dude... no offense but you'd be a terrible father...

(In confessional)
Scizor: (holding up two eggs) Looking for these Riolu? Come on, that was so painfully easy to do. I expected more. (Looks at the eggs) Now I have no idea what to do with these so my next move is obvious.
(End)

Scizor: (runs over to Alcremie) Hey, here take these. (Gives her the eggs)

Alcremie: Woah, you found two eggs already? And double woah, why are you giving them to me?

Scizor: (moans) Do I look like the type to care for a baby egg and nurture it? Didn't think so. (Runs off)

Alcremie: Scizor wait! Ugh, he's gone. Guess you two eggs are my responsibility now huh.

(Elsewhere in the forest)

Fidough: Hmm, where would Raichu hide an egg? (Looks around) No, not there... oh wait! That waterfall! (Runs over to the waterfall and finds an egg underneath it) Alright!

Yamper: FIDOUGHHH!? (Spots her) Fidough! (Happily gasps) Is that an egg?

Fidough: Yeah I just found it.

Yamper: (hugs her) Oh my gosh I can't believe it! We're gonna be parents! This is such huge news!

Fidough: (surprised) Huh? What, are you serious? Yamper you seriously need to chill out! You're really starting to-

Yamper: OMG ANOTHER BABY! (Finds an egg) We're gonna have twins! Don't worry Fidough, I'll be the bestest dad ever. Here. (Grabs both the eggs) Don't worry, daddy's got you. You are gonna be so loved.

Fidough: (sheepishly laughs) G-great.

(In confessional)
Fidough: Yamper is officially, Off. His. Rocker! But you know, this delusional devotion of his would really help us in the challenge so...
(End)

Yamper: Alright let's have a family walk. I'll carry this one, you take the other, and we can switch every few minutes. (Fidough nods and they walk off)

(Elsewhere in the forest)

Grookey: (swinging along the trees) Come on already, where can I find an egg? (Spots one) Aha! Bingo! (Hurries over to the egg but someone else grabs it at the same time) Huh? Oh Sprigatito it's you.

Sprigatito: Ugh, it's you. So can I have this egg then or what?

Grookey: Well I found it too so...

Sprigatito: Seriously? First I save you, then you make me slip on a banana peel, then I save you AGAIN, you drop a bucket of water on me... do you wanna add stealing an egg from me to that list?

Grookey: (rolls eyes) Ugh, that's so unfair. I'm sorry about the pranking but I've done so many nice things for you too.

Sprigatito: Really? Like what?

Grookey: Ssshh. Do you hear that? (A wild bear pops out and growls) AGHH! RUN! Into that cave! (The two run into the cave and the bear follows them. Afterwards Igglybuff pops out from a bush)

Igglybuff: (to herself) Hmm... interesting.

(In confessional)
Igglybuff: Alright perfect. I know where Sprigatito is, and better yet, she's off with Grookey. Now if I can get Quaxly over to see them together and get him jealous, (sort of evilly laughs) oh that would be just too perfect. What? What I'm doing isn't wrong. It's strategy hello!
(End)

(Elsewhere in the forest)

Fuecoco: (laying down on his stomach. staring at his egg) Hi. (Waits for a response but there is none) I say hi. (Waits again) Aw why eggy no like me? I'm being nice. (Frowns but then smiles) Aww I can't be mad at you, you're a little cutie.

Alcremie: (walks by) Huh? Oh hey Fuecoco.

Fuecoco: Hi Alcremie. Ooh you have two eggs?

Alcremie: Yeah, I've been walking around for a while with them but they won't hatch. I wonder if I'm doing something wrong...

Fuecoco: Well I think your doing it right, just give the egg love and it'll hatch right? Like this. Group hug! (Hugs Alcremie and their eggs when cracking can be heard) Oh?

Alcremie: Oh look! This one's hatching!

Fuecoco: Two... three! All three hatching! (The three eggs hatch)

Alcremie: Aww look, it's a little baby Squirtle plush. (Holds it up) And a Ledyba and a Sentret. Cute.

Fuecoco: Hi baby Sentret! (Stares at the plush) Sentret? Oh no I think he's dead...

Alcremie: No no Fuecoco, they are just plush. They're toys, remember?

Fuecoco: Ohhhh.

(In confessional)
Fuecoco: Phew. That's a relief. Me excited at first but I not ready to be a father yet.
(End)

Alcremie: Come on let's bring them to our nursery! (They run off)

(Elsewhere in the forest)

Riolu: Yes! Here we go! Another one! (Takes an egg and hands it to Scorbunny)

Scorbunny: Woah! That's four now? Incredible!

Riolu: (looks at the four eggs) Why don't some seem close to hatching? We've been walking around all challenge. Isn't walking usually all you need to do with the egg for it hatch?

Scorbunny: Hmm, I mean yeah but these are toys... maybe you need to just play with them?

Riolu: Okay you do that, I'll keep finding eggs.

Scorbunny: Wait! But eggs are useless to us unless they hatch, if you end up with a bunch of eggs at the end they'll all be worth zero points.

Riolu: Don't worry we've still got plenty of time. (Runs off)

Scorbunny: (to himself) Okay, time to play with them. Hmm. (Picks one up) Upsy Daisy! (Throws the egg up and misses catching it and it breaks open splattering ink on Scorbunny) Whoops. Let's hope Riolu didn't see that.

(Elsewhere in the forest)

Yamper: (walking alongside Fidough) So what are you hoping for?

Fidough: Hoping for what?

Yamper: The babies genders duh! Everyone always says they never have a preference but deep down they do, so what are you hoping for?

Fidough: Yeah these aren't real so- (Yamper looks at her confused) I mean I hope we have one of each of course.

Yamper: Yeah me too! (The two eggs start glowing) Oh my gosh okay it's happening! WOOO! STAY CALM!!

(In confessional)
Fidough: Well at least after this Yamper will see the random plush toy inside and realize these aren't for real babies and this pretend parenting can stop.
(End)

Yamper: Here we go... (he and Fidough both gasp) NO WAY! IT IS ONE OF EACH! (The camera zooms out to show a plush Yamper and a plush Fidough) Oh my gosh she looks just like you!

(In confessional)
Fidough: Are. You. KIDDING ME!? What are the odds of them being a Yamper and Fidough!? Is Yamper somehow willing this into existence?
(End)

Yamper: Come on Yamper Jr, let's go for a walk. WOO HOO!! (Grabs Fidough and starts walking) Oh look another egg! What do you think? We ready for another?

Fidough: (awkwardly) Um... I mean we are only seconds into the first, but yeah sure.

(Inside a cave)

Grookey: Psst. Sprigatito, you there?

Sprigatito: Yeah. And ssshhh! The bear is gonna hear us.

Grookey: I don't think he can hear us, look. (Points) The bear is sleeping right at the entrance of the cave. Should we sneak over him?

Sprigatito: Sure. (The bear turns in its sleep and now fully blocks the entrance) On second thought, maybe not.

Grookey: Dang it. Well at least we can work on hatching this little fella. Ooh and I bet more eggs will be hidden inside! (They run further into the cave) Jackpot!

Sprigatito: Holy cannoli! Five eggs in here? That's practically too many to carry.

Grookey: (gets an idea) Ooh got it! Let's hatch them first. Look our first one is already starting to crack it seems.

Sprigatito: Hmm alright, but how? (Grookey starts beating the ground with his stick to make a beat) Ooh music!

Grookey: You got a good voice, sing to the eggs!

(In confessional)
Sprigatito: Okay I'm sure this is going to look ridiculous... but it's for a million dollars. Don't judge me
(End)

Sprigatito: (singing to the eggs) La-La-La-La! (The first one hatches) Alright it's working! (Continues singing until Grookey suddenly stops) Huh?

Grookey: I think you did a great job singing, but sadly I don't think the bear agrees. (Points to the bear, awake and growling) AGHH RUNNN!!

(At the team nurseries)

Raichu: Wow. An hour in and NOBODY is on the board. Maybe we made this challenge too hard?

Togedemaru: Who's we? Don't act like we were part of this..

Raichu: (rolls his eyes) Oh perfect here come Alcremie and Fuecoco. (They both come and put their plushes in the nursery) Nicely done!

Alcremie: (unenthusiastically) Woo. First ones on the board.

Fuecoco: (enthusiastically) WOOO! YAY US!!

Pachirisu: (looking at the plush) Aww these things are actually pretty cute.

Togedemaru: Well duh. They're plush toys.

Pachirisu: Yeah I know but still. It seems like fun.

Togedemaru: (narrows his eyes and looks sly) Oh really? Well what don't you say we get an egg going on- (Pachirisu uses Iron Tail on him) OWW!

Pachirisu: Yeah that's right, keep it shut next time.

Raichu: (laughing) Awesome! Not even competing and still bringing us some fun drama, love to see it. (Scorbunny arrives) Oh hello Scorbunny.

Scorbunny: Three babies right here! Boom!

Raichu: Your team's nursery is the one by Togedemaru.

Scorbunny: Huh? I don't see-

Togedemaru: (raises his hand) Right here on the floor sorry.

Raichu: (into the speakers) Alright campers, only one hour left and both teams are scored at three babies each! You better start kicking it into overdrive if you wanna avoid elimination!

(Outside the cave)

Igglybuff: I think I heard voices from in the cave. I'm scared one of our friends is hurt in there!

Quaxly: Okay, okay. Stop dragging me along. Isn't that their problem and not ours tho? Besides I need to hatch these two eggs.

Igglybuff: Huh? Wait I think I hear screaming... (Grookey and Sprigatito run out of the cave screaming)

Quaxly: Sprigatito! Wait, was she with Grookey?

Igglybuff: Aww how sweet, those two grass starters teamed up together to raise a family. Just adorable.

Quaxly: WHAT!? But Sprigatito hates Grookey, I bet he was pranking her. Y-Yeah that's it. Grrr stupid Grookey! IM COMING SPRIGATITO!!! (Runs off but leaves his eggs and Igglybuff just takes them and skips off)

(In confessional)
Igglybuff: The three G's to success. Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.
(End)

(Elsewhere in the forest)

Scizor: (climbing up a mountain) Ha! Ha! (Makes it to the top) Hmm I bet there's a load of eggs up here.

Riolu: (climbs up from the other side) I'm sensing a lot of eggs here... now where are they.

Scizor & Riolu: (spot a group of six eggs in a basket) AHA! (They both spot each other) You...

Scizor: Well, well, what do you say Riolu, how about you take half and I take half.

Riolu: (scoffs) Oh please, Scizor I know not to trust you. Besides what good would that exchange be? Us each getting three is the same as each getting none.

Scizor: (ticked his bluff was called out) Hmph, well then mr. smarty pants, why don't you tell me what I'm going to do next.

Riolu: Isn't that obvious your gonna take- (Scizor runs at the eggs and so does Riolu) OH NO YOU DON'T! (Riolu narrowly grabs the basket first) Yes!

Scizor: Grr, I'll be taking those you brat. Give them here! (Tries to punch Riolu but he dodges)

Riolu: Nice try! (Starts running away but stops at the edge) Shoot I forgot we were on a little mountain. (Scizor reaches him and grabs the basket and they both tussle back and forth) Stop it!

Scizor: No you stop it! Just let go!

Riolu: Ugh you're gonna break the eggs!

Scizor: Only after I break you! (Hits Riolu who still holds the basket and he falls off the cliff and lands with a thud, the basket intact on top of him) Aha excellent.

Riolu: Oww... (tries to get up but can't)

Scizor: (climbs down) Well you put up a fight, but you lost. (Takes the basket)

Riolu: Well if I can't have them... then neither can you. (Rolls over and shoots an Aura Sphere)

Scizor: WHAT!? NO- (the Aura Sphere hits the eggs and they explode and break) UGH YOU LITTLE- (punches down a tree and then walks off)

(In confessional)
Scizor: That stupid Riolu brat! Ugh I want to beat him in a one v one fight so badly! I just... I just... (takes a deep breath and smiles) Finally an opponent worthy of my time. 
(End)

(At the nursery)

Spheal: Alright, here ya go Pachirisu. Take good care of little Litwick. (Hands her a plush)

Raichu: And the Miraculous Miraidon take the lead! You are at four, and oh, it's soon to be seven!

Yamper: (walking up with Fidough) I don't understand, why does our third kid not look like us? (Points to the plush Bruxish they have)

Fidough: Well I mean they are plush toys. Anywho, let's hand them over.

Yamper: So... you'll take care of them and then we can come pick them up after the challenge?

Pachirisu: Hmm. Oh I actually think Raichu is gonna donate these plush to kids in need.

Togedemaru: (laughing) Oh, nice one Pachirisu! That's hilarious.

Raichu: (angry) Hey! She's being serious, it's true! I'm not a complete asshole I'll have you know!

Yamper: WHAT!? Oh, um... um...  (hands Pachirisu the Bruxish and then takes the other two plush and runs) COME ON FIDOUGH!! WE CANT LET THEM TAKE OUR KIDS AWAY FROM US!!

Fidough: Huh? No! YAMPER WAIT COME BACK! (She runs after him)

Spheal: Wow... Just... wow...

Raichu: (into the speakers) The score is five to three Miraidons, with forty minutes left! Keep going!

(Elsewhere in the forest)

Grookey: (out of breath) I think. We're. Safe... Phew. Wait hang on do you hear something? (Quaxly comes running through and tackles Grookey) OW!

Quaxly: Bam! Take that! Er- I mean, whoopsie sorry.

Sprigatito: Huh? Quaxly what are you doing here?

Quaxly: I just happened to be going by and thought I'd come save you from Grookey.

Grookey: Hey! (Pauses) Oh and get off me! (Shoves Quaxly off him) Good my eggs are okay.

Sprigatito: Oh, well, truth be told things are actually going fine between Grookey and I today. (Laughs and then narrows her eyes) Though I fully expect a prank after the challenge.

Quaxly: What? Wh-why? Sorry, I'm just really confused here... did he DO something to you?

Sprigatito: (raises an eyebrow) Um, what?

Quaxly: Like he's a self centered jerk in his own Grookey world! You thought the same too! But now suddenly you don't? What are you under a spell or something?

Sprigatito: (angry) Quaxly!

Grookey: Okay A, I'm still right here. B, ouch. And C, I know Sprigatito can't stand me so I'll just be heading off to hatch my eggs if you'll excuse me. (Walks off)

Quaxly: Alright good, wanna search for eggs together Sprigatito?

Sprigatito: (upset) We're on different teams! That makes no sense.

Quaxly: I know but we can each do good together and then look good for our teams. Besides, you seem upset, I'll help you feel better don't worry.

Sprigatito: (gives a faint smile) A-alright. Let's walk together.

(At the team nurseries)

Riolu: Here you go, two plushies, freshly hatched.

Fuecoco: Make way! Fuecoco got another baby! (Hands it in) Yayyy!

Scizor: (delivers one plush) Excellent. We are still ahead by two.

Igglybuff: Sorry, not for long! (Hands in two plushes) Woo hoo all tied up!

Raichu: (into the speakers) With just ten minutes remaining the score is all tied up! It's anybody's game folks!

Fuecoco: Oh a game? Sure I play! I play!

(Elsewhere in the forest; Fidough is chasing Yamper)

Fidough: (yelling) Yamper! You got to stop! This is all a challenge, we need to give the plush to Raichu!

Yamper: NOOO! I will never put up Yamper Jr or Fi-dos for adoption!

(In confessional)
Fidough: Fi-dos? Really? (Shakes her head)
(End)

Yamper: Though I will say that is a cute role reversal of you chasing me around. Hehehe. (Suddenly runs into Alcremie) ACK!

Alcremie: Oww. Oh my gosh, my egg- Phew! It's okay.

Yamper: Watch where you're going! (Gets up and starts running again as Fidough comes by Alcremie)

Fidough: (tired) Ugh... I can't... do this anymore.

Alcremie: Oh no, Fidough are you okay? What's Yamper done to you now?

Fidough: Long story short, he think's we're a couple raising a family.

(Elsewhere in the forest)

Quaxly: Sooo...

Sprigatito: Sooo...

Quaxly: Um... can I ask something serious?

Sprigatito: Um, alright.

Quaxly: Do you... actually like Grookey now? Like, like-like him?

Sprigatito: What? No! What made you think that?

Quaxly: Well you were going around together looking for eggs like in that cave. You wouldn't go in with someone you hated.

Sprigatito: What? But wait you asked me to look for eggs so by that logic- WAIT A MINUTE!!

(In confessional)
Quaxly: Eep. Okay yeah she figured it out. Deep breaths Quaxly, she knows now and maybe it'll all work out for you. Maybe she'll feel the same way.
(End)

Sprigatito: How'd you know we were in that cave? Were you spying on us? You could've helped us? Ugh Quaxly! (Walks off and Quaxly just face palms)

(At the nurseries)

Spheal: Score two more for the Miraidons! Aww yeah!

Grookey: Woo hoo! Made it! And I've got three!

Raichu: Well Grookey yours aren't hatched yet so... and you've only got five minutes.

Igglybuff: Here give me one! I'll help! You too Riolu.

Riolu: (nods) Right. (The three start playing with the eggs)

(Elsewhere in the forest)

Yamper: Yes, only a little longer to go and- (turns around and gasps) WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH HER!? (Runs back and tries to pull Fidough away from Alcremie) Come on let's go! Away from her!

Fidough: Oww! Yamper what the hey!

Yamper: Why don't you want to be with me? I thought we were dating! We're even parents together!

Fidough: Yamper... look you're nice, but we ARE NOT DATING!

Yamper: What? Yeah we are. Oh Fidough you are so silly hahaha! (Alcremie butts in)

Alcremie: YAMPER ENOUGH!!! (He freezes in place) You are acting CRAZY! You are completely delusional and if you really cared about Fidough you'd actually care about how she feels. How about that?

Yamper: How dare you! I care how she feels!

Alcremie: Then why do you continue to have to speak on her behalf and deny what she does say?

Yamper: I do not! I'll prove it. Fidough you love me right? (There is no response) Hello? OH NO SHES GONE AND SHE TOOK THE KIDS NOO!!! (The two run off)

(At the nursery)

Raichu: Just forty-five seconds left and it is a nail biter!

Grookey: Alright, hatched a little baby Elekid.

Igglybuff: Ooh and I got a Pichu. We're all tied up.

Grookey: Riolu give me the egg! Hurry! (Grookey takes the egg and gets it to hatch) Score!

Raichu: The score is now ten to nine, Zacians in the lead!

Scizor: Ugh we are gonna lose this, are you kidding me?

Spheal: Maybe not! Look here comes Fidough!

Fidough: I've got two plush! Almost there- WOAH! (Yamper tackles her)

Yamper: You can't take the kids from me! I know deep down you don't want to lose them either! (Alcremie runs up)

Fidough: Alcremie hurry! Take the plush!

Alcremie: (not listening) Yamper that's it! (Tackles him) Stop harassing my friend!

Raichu: Three... two... one... (the timer goes off) GAME OVER! THE ZANY ZACIANS FINALLY WIN!!

(Later, everyone gathers around back at camp)

Scorbunny: Woo hoo! Finally we win again! It's about time!

Grookey: Yay! Spa hotel! Spa hotel!

Scorbunny: I nominate Riolu for the butler. He was an excellent egg finder.

Riolu: Heh. Thank you, much appreciated.

Raichu: Alright Zacians, begone. Time for me to chat with the losers!

Quaxly: What happened?

Fuecoco: Aww we no win. We close, but no win.

Yamper: Alcremie totally blew our chances!

Alcremie: (loudly) I'M SORRY? ME? HOW?

Yamper: You've constantly been trying to break up me and Fidough!

Fidough: ENOUGH! Yamper. Get. LOST! (He opens his mouth) GET LOST! GO VOTE! (He just walks up) Alcremie... thank you. (Hugs her) Thanks for standing up for me and helping me realize the obnoxiousness that is Yamper. It was silly of me to think he'd be a good ally, he actually caused me more harm than good.

Alcremie: (nods) Yeah, well then. Time to get you away from him for good.

(At the campfire ceremony)

Raichu: Been a while Miraidons. But your winning streak has finally come to an end. One of you will be going home. But first, who's not going home... Fuecoco, Scizor, Spheal, Quaxly! (Throws them all pokepuffs and then holds up another) This one is for... Fidough! (Throws her one) Leaving us with Yamper and Alcremie.

Fuecoco: Dun dun dun.

Raichu: Yamper, you are quite the nut job. You literally tried to prevent your team from getting points.

Yamper: They are my babies! What sicko would trade a child for stupid point?

Raichu: Uh huh. Plus you have been simping way too hard for Fidough, driving her and others insane. Then there's Alcremie, who blew it big time at the end. All you had to do was grab the plush and run a few feet to the nursery but instead you fought with Yamper.

Fidough: She was standing up for me and helping me!

Raichu: And tonight's big loser is...

(Alcremie and Yamper both look nervously at each other and at Fidough)

Raichu: Yamper!

Alcremie: (catches her pokepuff) Yes!

Yamper: Noooo! Fidough! You must go on without me! Stay strong!

Fidough: Knock it off would you? Open your eyes and see that you basically harassed me for an entire season! Can you at least understand how you messed up?

Yamper: Y-yeah. I'm sorry I really did mess up. (Pauses) I promise, next time I'll bring you even MORE gifts and protect you from others even MORE okay?

Fidough: (rolls eyes) Yeah whatever. (Walks off)

Yamper: At least I get to keep the kids. (Takes Yamper Jr and Fi-dos with him in the catapult) I promise to take good care of them.

Raichu: Yikes, Yamper, I think you need someone to take good care of you.

Yamper: Rude! Now then, goodbye kiss time? (Looks around for Fidough and nobody is there and gets hurled) AGHHHHHH!!!!

Raichu: Good riddance! One simp down, one more to go!

Quaxly: (pops up) Um? I know you aren't talking about me!

Raichu: I never said your name Quaxly... (clears throat) What will happen next time? Stay tuned for more of Total Drama Pokemon The Next Generation!