Raichu: Last time on Total Drama Pokémon Regional Tour- Jeez that's a mouth full to say each time. Anyways, our contestants had to escape from a trapped room and dive in shark infested water. Fennekin found out Vulpix kinda liked Litten, but sadly, it was all resolved isn't the end. (Sighs) There goes that drama. In the end Pachirisu and Cyndaquil found the red and blue shards, which then in turn sent the Gargantuan Giratinas to elimination. It's was a total shocker in the end when one of the nicest guys, Mudkip, was eliminated. Well at least it wasn't another tough player going home. Anywho we have got an all new episode for you today so don't go anywhere! The drama is coming in hot, this episode of Total Drama Pokémon Regional Tour!

(Theme song; in the cockpit)

Koffing: So where'd you hide the two things?

Raichu: Like I'm gonna tell you! They're safe so relax.

Koffing: Why did you even take them anyway?

Raichu: A buyer offered a whole load of cash. If you keep your mouth shut we can split it.

Koffing: That's all I wanted to here.

(In first class)

Bulbasaur: Oh yeah! That breakfast hit the spot!

Squirtle: I never thought bacon could be so crispy!

Bulbasaur: Hey, where's Cyndaquil?

Squirtle: That's funny, he wasn't at breakfast either.

(In confessional)
Cyndaquil: (sobbing) I'm so sorry Mudkip! I-I didn't know! I would have said good-bye b-b-but I DIDNT KNOW! I hope you can forgive me.
(End)

Chikorita: Hey Vulpix, whatcha up to?

Vulpix: I decided I should watch season one so that's what I'm doing.

Chikorita: Ahh. Good times.

Fennekin: Yeah. Despite losing it was an awesome experience. Why else would I be on season two?

Vulpix: I've made it to episode five, but hopefully I can squeeze another in today before we land.

(In Economy Class B)

Chespin: I just can't believe you guys voted off Mudkip.

Snivy: Hey loser. Quit whining already.

Chespin: I know everyone knows what you're about Snivy, so don't get any ideas.

Snivy: I've already got one. And it's having you go home next.

Litten. Technically he wouldn't be going home. Just falling.

Snivy: (angrily) You know what I mean Litten.

(In confessional)
Bellossom: Wow. The tension between Snivy and Chespin is astounding. You wouldn't be able to cut the tension with a katana! Yikes.
(End)

Treecko: Chespin, just quit picking fights.

Chespin: You know what? (Screams frustratedly. Storms off)

(In confessional)
Chespin: I cannot believe it! Despite all the bad Snivy has done before, he's somewhat leading the team!? That's insane. How come nobody will stand up to him like me!?
(End)

Lycanroc: (over talking with Popplio) So yeah, I'm hoping we go to Unova or Kalos next. We've still yet to visit them.

Popplio: I'd wanna see Unova more because of- well- I don't know I just do!

Lycanroc: Heh. Fair enough. (Smiles)

(In Economy Class A)

Absol: (awakes from his sleep) No! NO! Is everyone okay? (Everyone stares at him)

Togedemaru: Yeah we're fine. You were just dreaming.

Absol: Oh yeah. That's right.

(In confessional)
Absol: That's not at all right! The signs of danger are growing. Today may be the day. But what exactly is going to happen?
(End)

Turtwig: (comes in) Hey Piplup, I was in Koffing's kitchen making you some pokeblock.

Piplup: Thats so sweet Turtwig.

Turtwig: I used my Razor Leaf to precisely cut each square. And I made sure there is no paprika since you're allergic. (Gives them to her)

Piplup: Wow. Thanks. (Eats some) Delicious! (Turtwig heads off)

Pachirsu: (smirks) And you're still telling me he's not your boyfriend.

Piplup: Yes. Yes I am.

Psyduck: Guys, why do I see Lilycove out the window?

Turtwig: That's not Lilycove Psyduck it's-
No wait, he's right it is Lilycove.

Raichu: (over loudspeaker) Attention everyone! We have arrived in Lilycove City!

(The plane lands and everyone excited and gathers in the center of the town)

Lycanroc: This is weird.

Bellossom: How so?

Lycanroc: We've been on the plane for hours but Lilycove is very close to Ever Grande City. Why did the flight take so long?

Bellossom: Yeah. And we're still in the Hoenn region? We've already been here twice!

Litten: Not to mention we never have even gone to some regions.

Raichu: (yelling) Okay everybody settle down! Settle down. I just need a brief chat with Koffing and we'll get started. And if anyone complains that we've been to Hoenn too much. You can kiss a million bucks good-bye.

Bellossom: (pretending) Yay! Hoenn!

Raichu: (talking to Koffing aside from the rest) Okay, listen up Koffing. I'm gonna go find our buyer. You distract the kids.

Koffing: How the gosh darn heck am I supposed to do that?

Raichu: Ooh! I got it! Have an eating challenge. Tell em' it's the preheat challenge. Gotta go! (Scampers off)

Koffing: OKAY MAGGOTS! I'm in charge for the first part. It's gonna be an eating contest!

Treecko: (wisely) Ooh! How original. (Koffing uses Sludge Bomb on Treecko) Oww.

Turtwig: Eesh. That was super effective.

Koffing: Everyone into this here building. And march soldiers! MARCH!

(Inside the building, teams take seats at three different tables)

Koffing: So here's how is gonna work! Eat the food I give. If you fail to finish in time or barf you are out! Last one wins it for their team.

Snivy: We got this guys. Chespin eats everything, even his boogers.

Chespin: I DO NOT! Quit being a jerk Snivy!

Snivy: I'm just teasing. Just be glad we voted off Mudkip. He would have been useless. (Chespin ignores)

Popplio: Guys, no need to be so LOUD-red. I think my ears are gonna EXPLOUD! (Laughs)

Koffing: First meal, a can of worms!

Vulpix: Worms? This isn't food! It's more garbage than Trubbish!

Fennekin: Yuck, I'm gonna hurl. (Runs off)

Vulpix: Sorry, we're out. (Leaves the table)

Treecko: (sees Litten looking at Fennekin) Oh no. Don't even think about keeping her company over there.

Litten: What? I wasn't.

(In confessional)
Litten: (sighs) Okay, I was.
(End)

Treecko: (pinches his nose and eats the worms) Done. Snivy?

Snivy: (finishes) That was vile but still done. (Chespin and Litten finish) Come on guys. You can do it.

(At the Destructive Dialgas)

Piplup: (finishes eating) Phew. That's over. (Sees Absol and Psyduck finished) Wow you guys were quick.

Psyduck: Oh I love worms! I had a worm cake for my birthday. (Piplup looks at Psyduck like he's crazy)

Absol: And I have a strong stomach

Turtwig: (moaning) Uhhh. Piplup? I don't think I can go on.

Piplup: Come on your halfway there! (Turtwig starts puking) Nevermind.

Koffing: Turtwig you are out!

Absol: (hears something) Sorry, guys I gotta go- Um- (lying) to the bathroom. (Quickly runs away)

Piplup: Huh? Absol what do you think your- (sighs) Oh never mind.

Pachirsu: (finshes along with Togedemaru) Good. Looks like the rest of us finished!

Koffing: So you have. (Goes over to the Perilous Palkias) What about you maggots?

Cyndaquil: We've all finished.

Chikorita: It was disgusting but Bulbasaur, Cyndaquil, Squirtle and I all finished.

Koffing: What about the last team!?

Treecko: Come on Bellossom just one more! (Bellossom reluctantly eats it) Alright you did it!

(In confessional)
Treecko: How in earth did my tone sound like that? My voice is always so monotone and not passionate... Crap. I'm probably sick.
(End)

Lycanroc: (stomach makes weird noises) Uh oh! (Runs) COMING TROUGH! (Leaves and starts puking)

Koffing: Ahh, music to my ears.

(Somewhere else in Lilycove)

Raichu: Wowzers what a dump! You think someone with enough money for this would do some redecorating! (Suddenly a Camerupt appears)

Camerupt: Do you have it?

Raichu: You mean these shards?

Camerupt: Um yeah (smirks) shards.

Raichu: So you said ten thousand dollars right?

Camerupt: You found the shards in the location I told you? (Raichu nods) Perfect. (Double Edges Raichu into the wall and grabs the case with the shards) TEAM MAGMA WILL NEVER FALL!!!

(By Team Magma/Team Aquas secret hideout)

Camerupt: Sharpedo, buddy you there?

Sharpedo: Did you get the stuff?

Camerupt: Yes, yes I did! Now give me a ride!

(In the dining area)

Koffing: Alright were up to the fourth meal and down to a few competitors.

Piplup: (muttering to Turtwig) I can't believe Absol just bailed on us like that.

Turtwig: Yeah. It's so unlike him. Think something happened to him? (Piplup shrugs)

Koffing: This will be the final meal. First to finish it wins. Since there are two members left on each team you both must finish.

Squirtle: Do you mind saying who they are? I still can't see after someone sprayed pepper spray in my eyes last round.

Chespin: (from in the distance) Sorry Squirtle. It was an accident.

Koffing: We have Psyduck and Pachirisu. Chikorita and Bulbasaur, and Chespin and Snivy. Now with out further ado, you must eat my mystery meat!

Raichu: (busts in through the door) EVERYBODY HOLD UP! WE HAVE GOT AN EMERGANCY!

Psyduck: I knew it! The clowns are taking over!

Cyndaquil: (scared) Oh no! What do we do?

Raichu: Get on the plane and leave!

Turtwig: Wait! Absol's not back yet! We can't just leave him.

Togedemaru: (mumbling) Wow, he sure is taking a long bathroom break.

Snivy: Who cares? That's his problem! Do you want to die?

Turtwig: No but-

Chikorita: Who even said this was a life threatening emergency?

Raichu: Everyone on the plane! (Runs to the plane when it but it won't start) What? KOFFING!?

Koffing: Crap. Looks like we need fuel.

Raichu: I never though I would die this way! (Begins to cry)

Snivy: What a baby.

Chespin: (goes to Chikorita) If this is it Chikorita, then I need to spend my final moments with you.

Chikorita: (crying) Oh Chespin! No matter what happens, we'll have each other. (Litten and Fennekin embrace as well)

Pachirisu: No, no no! This can't be happening! We don't even know what's going on! We are literally panicking over something we know nothing about! Come on Raichu, just tell us.

Raichu: Um... Well... You see...

(Inside the ancient ruins)

Sharpedo: Finally, it's time.

Camerupt: (places the shards on the podium) Oh great beasts of Hoenn we summon you! Destroy all those who mocked us! Kill them all!

Sharpedo: From the water, Kyogre! And from the land, Groudon! Help make Teams Aqua and Magma's dreams a reality!

Camerupt: With these shards, that aren't actually shards! (Rips off coating) So with these orbs, we will revert you to your primal forms (throws the orbs at the Groudon and Kyogre. They revert to their primal versions. They both roar. Kyogre swims out to sea as Groudon uses Precipate Blades on Camerupt and Sharpedo, knocking them out)

(Back at Lilycove)

Raichu: And that's pretty much what happened.

Vulpix: Have you gone mad!?

Bellossom: We gotta warn everyone else here in Hoenn.

Raichu: There's not much time. Koffing go find some fuel.

Koffing: Sure, sure. Leave everything to me you arrogant rodent.

Raichu: (sighs) Fine. I should at least go with you. Everyone else take shelter in the Pokémon Center.

Squirtle: I can't believe this may actually be the end.

Bulbasaur: It won't. It can't. Could it?

Piplup: Everyone grab what ever you can find to protect ourselves with! Hurry!

(In a cave just outside of Lilycove)

Absol: Hmmm. Why are my instincts telling me to come here? (Walks into the cave) Hello? Anybody here? (A Gardevoir and a Gallade appear)

Gardevoir: So you got our messages.

Absol: What messages?

Gardevoir: I've been telepathically giving you messages since you got here.

Absol: So what do you want me for? I'm just an ordinary Absol.

Gallade: That's where your wrong. You see, we've had our eye on you for quite a while.

Gardevoir: Ever since a few years ago, when we spotted you, we instantly saw potential.

Gallade: Someone who has a good heart like you and extreme determination is rare to come across.

Absol: I- I don't know what to say.

Gallade: Well Gardevoir and I are a part of The Mega Evolution Society.

Absol: (eyes widen) Woah. You guys are the strongest group Pokémon. Always protecting our world.

Gardevoir: Yes. And we need a new member. You.

Gallade: With your ability to sense danger, you can help save the world. So what do you say, want to join? (Absol stands there speechless)

(Inside the Pokémon Center)

Chikorita: Well, I guess it's a good thing Raichu booked Lilycove City for today's challenge. At least everyone else will be safe.

Chespin: I'm just hoping we will be to.

Treecko: What if Kyogre and Groudon get to us?

Bellossom: We just gotta stay positive. Don't think that way.

Treecko: Um, sure.

(All of a sudden a huge earthquake occurs and the building begins to shake)

Lycanroc: Quick! The building is gonna collapse. RUN!!! (Runs out as the wall falls in front of Fennekin and Vulpix)

Fennekin: Ah! We're trapped!

Litten: FENNEKIN! (Runs over) Guys we gotta to save her.

Vulpix: Yeah, and me too.

Cyndaquil: (rushes over) Don't worry Litten, I'll always have your back. (The two combine strength to bust a hole in the wall) We gotta hurry.

Vulpix: Go, go, GO!! (Everyone escapes as the building collapses)

Snivy: I can't believe this isn't just a fake challenge schemed up by Raichu.

Popplio: Really? That's all you can think about?

(In confessional)
Popplio: I may be overreacting but that's insane. Isn't Snivy scared we are gonna die! Oh no! (Begins to cry) Totodile, if you're watching this I just wanna say if I don't make it out alive, I want you to know you're the best friend someone could ever have.
(End)

(In confessional)
Fennekin: (sobbing) Mom, dad. I'm gonna miss you. I'll miss your yachts and the meals. I just wanna say I love you.
(End)

Snivy: Would you all get a grip?

Treecko: Seriously Snivy? Have you no soul!

Snivy: No but I have brains. This isn't over. (Suddenly the Kyogre and Groudon in battle come into view) Okay now it's over.

Lycanroc: What are we gonna do?

Popplio: They're gonna destroy the city!

Togedemaru: They're gonna destroy our lives. (Just then Raichu and Koffing come back)

Koffing: Got the fuel. (Sees the two legendaries and drops the fuel and it spills) Aww poop.

Raichu: AHHHHH!!! WE'RE TOAST!

Gallade: (jumps in front of Raichu) Not yet you're not!

Turtwig: Oh my gosh it's Gallade from The Mega Evolution Society! (Hugs him) Please save us.

Gardevoir: (teleports in) We've got no time to lose. Ready?

Gallade: Ready.

Gallade & Gardevoir: BEYOND EVOLUTION, MEGA EVOLVE!!! (They both glow and transform into their mega forms. Everyone's jaw drops. The two Mega's rush off into the ocean to stop Kyogre and Groudon)

Turtwig: Wow. They're even cooler in person!

(In confessional)
Vulpix: So I'm sitting there thinking, there's no way they can stop two legendary Pokémon! What is everyone getting so relived about? (Starts to cry) I just am still in disbelief about all this happening.
(End)

Psyduck: Who has popcorn. It's my favorite movie snack?

Pachirisu: This isn't a movie Psyduck! This is real life.

Psyduck: Oh... AHHHHHH!!!! (Begins running around in circles. When suddenly Absol comes out)

Absol: Don't worry Psyduck. Everything will turn out alright.

Turtwig: (happily) Absol! There you are!

Pachirisu: We were afraid something happened to you!

Togedemaru: What's going on? I'm pretty sure you weren't in the bathroom all this time.

Absol: You are right my friend. But I mustn't spare anymore of my voice. I must do all I can to save you.

Popplio: (gasps) You don't mean.

Squirtle: Absol no! I know we are on different teams but I know how nice a guy you are.

Lycanroc: Yeah, we all do.

Absol: BEYOND EVOLUTION, MEGA EVOLVE!!! (Absol glows and transforms into Mega Absol) Galllade! Gardevoir! I'm coming! (Rushes out into the battle)

Raichu: That is one brave, brave Pokémon.

(Gallade is Psycho Cutting Groudon while Gardevoir is using Magical Leaf on Kyogre but they get hit back)

Gallade: They're too... strong.

Gardevoir: And by the time backup comes. It will be to late. (Suddenly the two legendaries come at them) Run Absol.

Absol: Not without you two. (picks up Gallade and Gardevoir and runs. Soon, the three Mega's make it back to the city) I have a plan. We all must combine our attacks into one. Got it? (Gallade and Gardevoir nod) NOW! (Gardevoir's Moonblast, Gallade's Focus Blast and Absol's Dark Pulse combine)

Gallade: It's working.

Gardevoir: But we need a bit more power! (Suddenly a Thunderbolt infuses with their attack)

Absol: Huh? (Looks over to see Raichu)

Raichu: I'm here to help. I can be a jerk but deep down, I've been know to have a small heart.

Chespin: That's it!

Piplup: Everyone! We've got to help Absol!

Litten: Piplup's right. No teams for this challenge guys. LETS GO!!! (Everyone begins to help by using attacks like Water Gun, Ember and Energy Ball)

Cyndaquil: (spots Snivy headed away) Hey! Snivy, what are you doing?

Snivy: What do you think I'm doing? I'm running for my life.

Cyndaquil: I know you can be mean but now's your chance to change.

Snivy: Whatever.

Cyndaquil: We need your help Snivy! Please! Snivy!

Snivy: (Snivy thinks to himself and runs over) You're right. I guess the entire world is sorta important. (Uses Leaf Tornado)

Absol: Keep it up guys! (Absol then fires off a hyper beam attack and Kyogre and Groudon are knocked out)

Raichu: WE DID IT! OH MY GOSH YES!!

Gardevoir: Thank you all so much. We couldn't have done it with out you all.

Gallade: Come on Gardevoir. We must retrieve the orbs before Groudon and Kyogre are revived. (They turn back into their normal forms. As does Absol)

Fennekin: I can't believe it! We're all safe!

Pachirisu: Yeah. And Absol you were amazing!

Vulpix: My hero! (Hugs him)

Absol: It wasn't much. I knew what I had to do.

Raichu: Okay everyone back on the plane and we'll pretend all this never happened. So that means NO ELIMINATION. (Everyone cheers)

Cyndaquil: Hey Snivy. Thanks for coming back to help.

Snivy: Leave me alone Cyndaquil.

(In confessional)
Snivy: Just because I helped doesn't mean I'm nice. I would've been killed by the legendaries too after all. I wanna win this game so I'm gonna be playing dirty and manipulating others like usual.
(End)

Raichu: Okay! I said everyone can get on the plane.

Absol: Wait!

Raichu: What is it Absol?

Absol: I'm sorry but- this is the end of the road for me.

Turtwig: What? Absol? No!

Absol: I'm sorry my friends but I am needed elsewhere. I entered this show, not really knowing what I would do with my life, but now I do.

Psyduck: What is it?

Absol: It's joining The Mega Evolution Society. So I can protect not just you guys from Raichu-

Raichu: Hey!

Absol: -but protect everyone from world wide catastrophes. I will miss you all. (The Destructive Dialgas engage in a group hug, some a tad reluctantly)

Raichu: Absol are you sure?

Absol: Yes. Good luck to all of you. Until we meet again my friends! (Runs off towards the ocean to find Gardevoir and Gallade)

Raichu: I need tissues because that was so heartfelt! (Begins to cry)

Togedemaru: (rolls eyes) There there Raichu.

Raichu: Destructive Dialgas you can have first class today. Now Dialgas get on the plane. For real this time!

Koffing: Raichu! We still need fuel!

Raichu: Ugh. In a minute Koffing. (To the camera) Absol may be gone but he is the true hero in our hearts. Speaking of hearts, will Snivy make more good decisions? Will Psyduck learn his left from his right? Where will we head next time? And will everything go as planed for once? Only way to know is to come back for the next episode of Total Drama Pokémon Regional Tour!!!