Raichu: Last time, on the first episode of Total Drama Pokémon Regional Tour, we said hello to all 25 contestants! We saw a familiar 15 faces and 10 brand new ones. Then, everyone went aboard the totally safe plane (winks at the camera) and I personally gave them a tour. Now, we are just about to arrive at our first destination! Where is it? Find out right here, right now, on Total Drama Pokémon Regional Tour!!!

(Theme song; in the cockpit)

Koffing: I'm still shocked you picked this destination first Raichu.

Raichu: I know, ratings are gonna be off the charts.

Koffing: Not unless somebody dies.

Raichu: Don't be ridiculous, nobody has ever died there. Well at least not in the past two months.

Koffing: So why don't I hear groaning and misery from the maggots! (meaning contestants)

Raichu: I let them all share first class today. I know what you're thinking, yes I am a saint.

(In first class)

Bellossom: Anyone have some gum? I know we're in first class but I'm still feeling nauseous.

Treecko: I've got some. (Hands Bellossom a piece) I get the same way in air.

Bellossom: Hey, thanks!

Primeape: (yelling) Ugh! Are we there yet! The sooner I get rid of you morons the better.

Vulpix: Could you keep it down! I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!

Lycanroc: (looks out the window) Hey look, it's Kanto! I figured we'd start off in the first gen.

Squirtle: Sweet! Home sweet home here we come Bulbasaur.

Bulbasaur: Yeah! (High fives Squirtle) Kanto's number one.

Charmander: I've gotta admit, I do miss my home.

Cyndaquil: Not to burst your bubble but we probably aren't going to Pallet Town.

Charmander: What do you mean?

Cyndaquil: The place is too safe. Raichu would never pick it.

Lyncanroc: He does make a good point.

Cyndaquil: (looks around) Hey, just curious, has anyone seen Mudkip?

Sawk: I think he went to grab a bite to eat.

(In the common area)

Mudkip: No! Is it seriously still paste?

Chespin: Afraid so. I'm mean seriously, let Chikorita cook, she's great at it.

Chikorita: Only if I have the right ingredients though.

Pachirisu: Well I'm gonna need energy for today's challenge so. (Starts eating but then begins to choke)

Absol: (senses the danger and rushes over and helps) You okay?

Pachirisu: (gasps for air) I am now. Thanks.

Raichu: (over loudspeaker) ATTENTION EVERYONE! Brace for impact because we are about to land at our first destination!

Litten: Brace for impact? Is he implying that- (plane starts shaking)

Togedemaru: (yelling) Take cover!

(The plane lands safety and everyone exits the plane)

Raichu: Okay everyone, as you can see we've made it to our first destination. (Everyone looks around)

Mudkip: No. You can't be serious!

Vulpix: We are all going to die here.

Snivy: If you'll excuse me I'm just gonna go back on the plane. (Goes to open the door but it's looked) Dang it.

Popplio: Couldn't you have chosen a safer place?

Turtwig: Yeah, anywhere but Lavender Town! Oh, I can already here the music in my head.

Piplup: Come on Turtwig, you can beat this stupid town. Just focus on me.

Turtwig: Okay. I-I guess. But I'm still feeling queasy from the plane ride.

Raichu: Okay now that you scaredy cats are all done whining, let's move on to the challenge.

Chespin: Wait a second what about the teams?

Chimchar: Yeah, he's right.

Raichu: So, I wanted to put everyone into teams of three but 25 doesn't do that evenly. So here's the deal. You are all gonna race through the booby trapped Pokémon Tower here in Lavender Town. Race to the end where I will assign teams but be last to arrive and you're the first one eliminated! (Everyone gasps) Fun right? On your marks get set-

Treecko: Wait, we're just gonna dive into this challenge all will-nilly?

Raichu: Yep. (Sounds the air horn) GO! GO! GO!

(Just inside the tower)

Togedemaru: Okay seriously, why did everyone stop?

Snivy: Because our good friend Raichu failed to mention it's like the catacombs in here!

Charmander: Oh for crying out loud, just pick paths and move it! (Everyone ventures off)

(Somewhere in Pokémon Tower)

Turtwig: (walking beside Piplup) There are no ghosts. There are no ghosts. There are no ghosts.

(In confessional)
Piplup: I never noticed how many things Turtwig was afraid of but I'll help him toughen up. That's what a good girlfriend does! Wait, I mean a good friend not girlfriend why would I even say that? Ugh, slip of the tongue.
(End)

Piplup: Don't worry. We'll keep it slow and steady at first. (Treecko and Snivy run by)

Snivy: Later losers! (Laughs)

Piplup: Okay time to pick up the pace! No way are those jerks gonna win! (Drags Turtwig along as he screams)

(Somewhere else in the tower)

Squirtle: (walking with Bulbasaur and Mudkip) Hey so far so good. This is actually pretty easy.

Mudkip: Well, we haven't encountered any booby traps yet.

Squirtle: Hey maybe we won't encounter any the whole time! (Steps on something) Oops. (Lavender town music starts playing)

Bulbasaur: Quick! Everyone cover their ears!

Mudkip: (in a hypnotic trance) Uhhh... (starts banging his head against the wall)

Squirtle: We gotta help Mudkip!

Bulbasaur: (covering his ears) WHAT!?

Squirtle: I said, WE HAVE TO HELP MUDKIP!!

Bulbasaur: WE GOTTA WHAT!?

(Somewhere else in the tower)

Fennekin: Yikes. It's way too creepy in here.

Litten: Agreed. We gotta get outta here asap. (Hears something) Something's coming from over there.

Fennekin: Oh no! Do you think it's a ghost? (Vulpix and Bellossom emerge from behind a door)

Bellossom: Oh. Hi guys!

Vulpix: Don't go that way. We had to swing across a gorge. I'm not even sure how we made it.

Litten: Hey wanna tag along with us?

Bellossom: Sure, that'd be great! (Vulpix nods)

(In confessional)
Vulpix: I don't know why but I kinda like that Litten's style. And he's kinda cute.
(End)

(Somewhere else)

Charmander: What's this some kind of grave yard? They call this an obstacle. Ha! (The ground collapses underneath him and he falls into a grave)

Chimchar: (laughing) Man, that was priceless. I just wish it would be on TV! Oh wait, it is!

Charmander: Quit laughing dork.

Chimchar: (continues to laugh and trips into the grave) Ow. Great now I'm stuck too.

Togedemaru: Hello? Did I hear someone?

Sawk: What's wrong with you?

Togedemaru: What? Nothing, but I swear I heard voices in here.

Popplio: Uh oh. Maybe it was a ghost!

Sawk: Well ghosts don't scare me. (The three walk forward)

(Somewhere else)

Cyndaquil: (to himself) Ah. I can't beilve I just went ahead without Mudkip! What was I thinking? (Spots Trubbish) Oh, hi.

Trubbish: Oh hi. I was just going so-

Cyndaquil: What do you mean?

Trubbish: I should just go. I'm probably stinking up the room.

Cyndaquil: Are you sure? I was thinking we could work together.

Trubbish: Really? I actually never had a friend before.

Cyndaquil: Well you do know. (They begin to walk but Cyndaquil steps on something) What was that? (Pauses) Oh well, guess it did nothing.

(In the next room over)

Snivy: Come on Treecko I can feel it. We must be close.

Piplup: (from behind) Well we are not gonna let you win.

Treecko: (turns around) Yeah? What on earth do you plan to do?

Turtwig; (eyes widen) GUYS TURN AROUND!

Snivy: We're not falling for that. (A big boulder rolls right over Snivy and Treecko. Piplup and Turtwig run the other way and run into Chikorita and Chespin)

Turtwig: Guys turn back! Hurry!

Chikorita: Huh? (Spots the boulder) AHHH!!!

Chespin: Wait guys I got it! (Uses vine whip to grab hold of the ceiling) Chikorita do it too!

Chikorita: On it.

Piplup: (pushes Turtwig to the side and the boulder goes by) Phew. That was almost too close.

(Somewhere else)

Primeape: Huh what's this? A vegetable patch! How easy can this get. (Steps on a mine because it's a mine field and gets blown up)

Psyduck: Um you okay?

Primeape: No I'm not you little yellow idiot.

Psyduck: Okie-doke. (Walks into the minefield)

Primeape: (mutters) Idiot. He won't even make it three steps. (Looks up to see Psyduck on the other side) WHAT!? (Races across and makes it after Psyduck)

(In the graveyard section)

Chimchar: I can't beilve I'm saying this but you help me get out and I'll pull you out.

Charmander: I do hate you...

Chimchar: Hate's kinda a strong word you know.

Charmander: ...but I'm desperate to take first so fine, deal. (Charmander boosts up Chimchar and he flips out) Now pull me up! (Chimchar pulls up Charmander)

Chimchar: Phew. See you at the finish line! (They both race off)

(Somewhere else)

Pachirisu: What's this a laser field? Nothing an athletic electric type like me can't handle. (Flips past all the lasers but then starts to fall back when Lycanroc comes from behind and pushes her forward)

Lycanroc: You okay? Looked like you needed some help.

Pachirisu: Yeah. (Annoyed) I'm fine.

Lycanroc: Okay, then good. Catch you later. Best of luck! (Runs ahead)

(In confessional)
Pachirisu: It's nice that Lycanroc and Absol helped me today but I don't NEED their help. I am capable of doing things on my own.
(End)

(At the finish line)

Raichu: Thank you Glaceon. (Takes a sip of the lemonade) Could use a bit more sugar next time. (Sits up) Oh! Looks like someone's coming!

Charmander: Outta the way! (Chimchar jumps over Charmander)

Chimchar: Haha. Looks like I'm gonna win. (Charmander catches up and they cross the finish line at the same time) I was first!

Charmander: Nuh uh, I clearly was.

Chimchar: In your dreams dragon breath.

Raichu: Woah, woah, woah. There's no prize for first. This was just to decide the teams! Anywho, looks like your both on team one.

Chimchar: Oh come on. I don't wanna be stuck with this loser again. (Primeape comes out of the tower and finishes)

Raichu: Primeape, well done. You're on team two.

Primeape: Whatever. Hey where's Psyduck? He was ahead of me

Charmander: That dumb guy? You were losing to him?

Primeape: Shut up you idiot! (Uses Close Combat and beats him up) That feels much better.

(In confessional)
Charmander: (has a black eye) Okay, that Primeape guy is stupid piece of carp. He is so doing down.
(End)

Sawk: (arrives) Yes! Made it!

Raichu: Sawk, join Primeape on team number two.

(Somewhere else)

Bellossom: Guys, I think we've been walking in a circle. Let me lead us.

Litten: Nah I got it.

Vulpix: Yeah, Litten seems to be doing a great job for us.

Fennekin: Shushhh. Did you hear that?

Vulpix: (spots something) Dear lord it's a ghost! (Everyone screams)

Litten: Don't worry I'll take care of it.

Fennekin: But Litten,

Litten: No. You gotta go, I need to make sure you're safe. (The ghost chases Litten as Bellossom heads off one way and Vulpix and Fennekin go another)

(In confessional)
Fennekin: That was so sweet of Litten to essentially sacrifice himself for me. I just hope he makes it to the finish line.
(End)

(Somewhere else)

Cyndaquil: Oh no! (Stops running) Did we really just hit another dead end?

Trubbish: Wait, there's a little space between the wall, we should be able to squeeze through it.

Cyndaquil: I'm not great with tight spaces but I'll do it anyway. (They begin to walk when Trubbish leans up against a wall and it results in a booby trap of toilet paper falling on her) So tight, I'm gonna die! Ahhhh! Trubbish help me!

Trubbish: (covered in bandages) Mmmph. Mmphm.

Cyndaquil: MUMMY!! AHHH!! (Quickly makes it past the gap)

Trubbish: (gets her mouth open) Gah! Mummy? Where? AHHH! (Runs in the opposite direction)

(Somewhere else)

Bulbasaur: (dragging Mudkip) When do you think. (Picks up Mudkip) Er-ah. The trance of the song will wear off.

Squirtle: Don't know, but we gotta help him stay in the game. That's what friends do.

Bulbasaur: Let's head this way.

(At the finish line)

Raichu: Looks like more contestants are arriving! (Lycanroc finishes)

Lycanroc: Alright made it.

Raichu: Lycanroc, you're on team numero three along with... (Popplio finishes) Popplio!

Popplio: Woo whoo! If I were an Exeggcute I'd say this is so un-EGG-spected! (Laughs)

Raichu: Okay... (Absol finishes, followed by Pachirisu) Alright, you two can join the two rivals on Team one!

Absol: Hmm. Alright then.

Pachirisu: (to Chimchar and Charmander) Um, hi! Guess we're teammates.

Charmander: Whatever girly. Just don't get in my way. (Pachirisu's face turns red)

Cyndaquil: (comes out of the tower) AHHHH!!! (Runs into Sawk and falls over)

Sawk: Barely felt it. You're like a piece of paper. (Helps Cyndaquil up) You okay?

Cyndaquil: (sighs) Phew. Yeah. I guess.

Raichu: Cyndaquil, welcome to team number two.

(Somewhere in the tower)

Chikorita: So that's when Chespin said rice, I thought you said lice? (Laughs with Chespin and Turtwig)

Piplup: (annoyed) Okay, that's enough stories.

Chespin: Hang on a second guys.

Piplup: For crying out loud what now!?

Chespin: It looks like I see light coming from behind that rock. (Points)

Turtwig: That might lead us to the way out! Come on guys. Push!!! (They move the rock)

Chikorita: Alright! Look there's the finish!

(At the finish)

Raichu: Here come Chespin, Chikorita, Piplup and Turtwig, but it looks like they're not alone! (Bellossom, Vulpix and Fennekin come out from the tower)

Vulpix: Ooh! Hurry and we might beat them. (Bellossom sprints ahead a bit)

Raichu: It's gonna be close! (Chikorita finishes, followed by Chespin, Bellossom, Piplup, Turtwig, Fennekin and Vulpix in that order)

Chespin: Yes. We're safe.

Raichu: Okay settle down. Chikorita you are on team two. Bellossom and Chespin team three. Piplup and Turtwig team one. And lastly, Fennekin and Vulpix, you are also on team two.

Chikorita: What!? No! Chespin!

Chespin: Come on Raichu, let us switch with someone.

Raichu: Sorry, no can do.

(In confessional)
Chikorita: (crying) How on earth am I supposed to do this without Chespin?
(End)

Piplup: (to Turtwig) Alright we actually mages to get on the same team. Glad to finally have an ally this season.

Turtwig: Yeah. That's a relief.

(Inside the Tower)

Togedemaru: Oh no. I can't believe it. I'm back at the start. (Nervously) I can't give up.

Psyduck: Hi!

Togedemaru: (jumps) Gosh, you startled me! Wanna work together to find the way out?

Psyduck: Oh I already know the way out. But it looked boring out there.

Togedemaru: (narrows his eyes) Seriously! Whatever, come on we gotta hurry. Show me the way!

Psyduck: Alrighty then. Follow me!

(Somewhere else)

Litten: (taking deep breaths) Good. I finally lost that ghost.

Trubbish: Oh no there are mummies AND ghosts in here. I gotta get outta here.

Litten: (pinches his nose) Ugh, it reeks in here. (Hears voices) Gotta hurry!

(At the finish line)

Raichu: Treecko and Snivy, glad you made it.

Treecko: This was not preferable. (Collapses on the ground) You're lucky that boulder didn't kill us.

Lycanroc: Well so are you guys.

Snivy: Whatever, please tell me we aren't the last ones here.

Raichu: Nope your safe and are both on team three.

Snivy: (swears) Are you kidding me!? I'm stuck with freaking Chespin again?

Chespin: I'm sorry who did better last season? Oh yeah it was me! (They both growl at each other)

Bellossom: (helps Treecko up) Consider this a thank you for the gum you gave me earlier.

Raichu: Only seven remain, wait, make that five!

Togedemaru: Hallelujah! We made it!

Raichu: Psyduck and Togedemaru you are on team one!

(Squirtle and Bulbasaur arrive carrying Mudkip)

Bulbasaur: Okay that took way longer than expected.

Mudkip: The voices in my head are calling Gloria.

Cyndaquil: Oh no! Did Mudkip get amnesia again?

Squirtle: No but the Lavender town music hypnotized him.

Koffing: I'll fix him up once we get on the plane.

Raichu: Okay that means Squirtle and Bulbasaur I'm sorry but... you are on the same team this season. Team two!

Squirtle & Bulbasaur: YES! (They high five)

Raichu: And someone help Mudkip to team three. (Lycanroc does so) Looks like that leaves Trubbish and Litten left.

Fennekin: NO!

Litten: (from inside) FENNEKIN I'M COMING!

Fenenkin: (smiles) Come on Litten! You've gotta hurry. (Litten emerges, followed by Trubbish)

Raichu: Who's gonna make it? It's... It's...

(Everyone looks nervous or worried)

Raichu: ...LITTEN!!!

Litten: Yes! (Runs into Fennekins arms)

Raichu: Trubbish I'm sorry.

Trubbish: For what?

Snivy: Seriously? You're not even upset? How is that possible?

Trubbish: Why would I be? I got all I ever wanted, a friend. Thanks Cyndaquil. (She hugs him while everyone pinches their noses)

Cyndaquil: Sorry to have ditched you in there. It was an accident.

Trubbish: It's fine. It doesn't really matter to me.

Raichu: Well on the bright side Trubbish. You don't have to take the drop of shame, you can just stay here. (Everyone boards the plane except Trubbish)

Trubbish: BYE GUYS! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!!! (The plane takes off)

(In the common area)

Cyndaquil: You feeling better Mudkip?

Mudkip: Much better. Except I was really hoping we'd be on the same team this time.

Cyndaquil: Me too.

Raichu: Okay time to officially name the teams!
Team one, that's Charmander, Chimchar, Absol, Pachirisu, Piplup, Turtwig, Togedemaru and Psyduck. You guys are now known as The Destructive Dialgas!

Psyduck: Cool.

Chimchar: Glad to see you got creative this season and we're not just Team Fire, Water and Grass or something stupid like that again.

Koffing: Actually, Pichu and Pichuette came up with these new names.

Raichu: Shut up Koffing or you're fired.

Koffing: (rolls eyes) Whatever man.

Raichu: Okay team two, that's Primeape, Sawk, Cyndaquil, Chikorita, Fennekin, Vulpix, Bulbasaur and Squirtle. From now on you will be called The Perilous Palkias!

Vulpix: Um, what does perilous mean?

Bulbasaur: Pretty much the same as dangerous.

Chikorita: I'm surprised the Pichu's have that good of a vocabulary.

Raichu: Moving on, team three which is Lycanroc, Popplio, Chespin, Bellossom, Snivy, Treecko, Mudkip and Litten. You are The Gargantuan Giratinas!

Popplio: Guess you could say this team is outta this world! (Laughs) Get it? Because Giratina is from another dimension?

Turtwig: (sees Piplup looking angry) Don't worry, he's not on your team this season. You won't have to put up with him much longer.

Piplup: Good.

Raichu: Okay guys, I'll let you all use first class again. But I'm separating it into sections so you can only be with your teams. Now get out of here.

Fennekin: You had me worried back there Litten.

Litten: I told you not worry and see, I made it. But now we're on different teams.

Fennekin: (frowns) Yeah. But we've got the merge to look forward to.

Litten: Yeah, your right.

Raichu: (to the camera) Things are gonna get intense! With the teams finally created, what will the first official challenge be? Will the teams be able to get along well? (Covers his nose) Will Trubbish's stink ever fully get out of the plane now that she's gone? Find out next time on Total Drama Pokémon Regional Tour!