Victini: Previously on Total Drama Pokemon, We had a battle tournament.... sort of. It was awful. Zorua ended up winning and Litten finally went home. Again. Blah blah blah Total... drama...Pokemon!

(theme dog plays (cuts into Eevee singing in femal cabin))

Eevee: (singing) I wanna be- I wanna be famous.

Zorua: OH MY GOSH SHUT UP.

Eevee: You don't like my singing, that's okay, everyone has different taste.

Zorua: You're so nice it's nauseating.

Eevee: I just want to put a smile on everyone's face!

Zorua: Ate you dumb?

Eevee: I don't believe so.

Mincinno: You're just gonna let her talk to you like that?

Eevee: Yep.

Mincinno: Well I'm not!

Eevee: Oh no, what are you doing?

Mincinno: Zorua, you are so rude and mean. It's disgusting. Please go rot in hell.

Zorua: (Slaps Mincinno) Shut up!

Mincinno: I don't care if you slap me, it felt really good to get that weight off my shoulders. See Eevee? Now you try.

Eevee: Um, okay? Look, Zorua, you are a uhhhh.... Mean person. I think you should stop.

Mincinno: You have to be meaner than that.

Eevee: I don't think I can.

Mincinno: (sighs)

Victini: (over PA) please report to the dock now!

Mincinno; (sighs)

(Confessional)
Mincinno: I love Eevee and all but she needs to learn to stand up for herself!
(End)

(Dock)

Victini: Listen up everyone. Today we are going to have a very interesting challenge. We are having a roast off. You're goal is to roast the other person the best.

Eevee: I don't want to burn anyone.

Porygon: That's not what he means. (To Cubone) She so stupid.

(Confessional)
Zorua: You should jus listen to yourself)
(End)

Cubone: (shakes his head)

Victini: You guys will have a half an hour to come up with your roasts and insults. Good luck.

Vaporeon: It's impossible to make the time between now and then interesting in any way.

Eevee: (Sighs)

Mincinno: What's wrong?

Eevee: It's just, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

Mincinno: I promise you, you won't. This is just a challenge, for fun, well kind of, like not really fun it's just like a challenge.

Eevee: But what if what I say is taken out of context and then someone gets offended and cries in the cabin all night?

Mincinno: That's very, very unlikely.

Eevee: But there is still a tiny chance that-

Mincinno: Okay, I love you and all, but you're worrying waayyy too much.

Eevee: Okay, but-

Victini: The first person will come up here and choose a person to roast. You guys will draw straws to see who goes first. Garboder will judge the roasts.

Porygon: I'll go up there. I know I'm gonna lose. I'm a terrible artist.

Eevee: Actually, that's not what-

Zorua: Just let him go.

Porygon: Togepi, your jokes are so lame they make babies cry.

Garboder: 5/10: not very original.

Togepi: Oh yeah, well your so dumb you make Psyduck from PichuFan's TDP seem like a genius

Garboder: 8/10

Togepi: Ha.

(Confessional)
Victini: What's PichuFan? This is the only TDP in this universe.
(End)

Zorua: I'll go up next. This will be fun. Eevee, your so nice that it would make up for everything bad that ever happened in the world! Universe!

Garboder: 9/10

Eevee: Uh....

Mincinno: Say something back. Remember what I taught you.

Eevee: Right. Zorua, I don't like your shoes.

Garboder: (sarcastically) Oh how dare you criticize Zorua's shoes 0/10

Eevee: WHAT?! A zero? You're a literal giant piece of garbage who can't cook to save his life!

Garboder: Well I-I though you liked my food.

Eevee: NOBODY LIKES OUR FOOD! Not even Poygon likes your food! Just look a him.

Porygon: Delayed dragons are making my toe sad.

Eevee: Woah, that felt good.

Zorua: It felt good to be rude, didn't it.

Mincinno: I think you're missin the point a little bit.

Eevee: I don't know. I think I understand. I feel like...

Mincinno: What are you doing?

Eevee: (singing) I feel like.

(Confessional)
Zorua: Holy crap.
(End)

Mincinno: Oh no. (Facepalms)

Eevee:(singing) I used to be like really nice,
But then I realized
Its much more fun to say
Everything that's inside
Pushed my feelings down the drain
But now I have a lot to say
I'm gonna say what I think about you.

(Everyone except Cubone joins in)

All: (singing) She's gonna tell us what she thinks about us.
She gonna tell us the truth.
She's gonna speak how she feels about us.
She's gonna make us feel blue.

Eevee: (singing) Togepi your jokes are lame.

They annoy everybody.

All: They annoy everybody.

Eevee: (singing) Porygon you are so dumb.
You can't even locate your thumb.

Porygon: I don't even have a thumb.

Eevee: Exactly

Eevee: (singing) Zorua's rude and impolite.
She makes babies cry at night!

All: She makes babies cry at night!

Eevee: (singing) Vaporeon is so boring.

All: (singing) She makes us want to fall aslee-eeeeeeeeep. (Song ends)

(Confessional)
Porygon: (Slowly claps)
(End)

Vaporeon: Wait this song is just making fun of all of us.

Togepi: Yeah this is VILE-plume.

Porygon: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!

Eevee: That felt.... so good.

Garboder: 10/10 perfection, good song.

Mincinno: Woah woah woah, don't you think you're going a bit too far!?!

Eevee: No way! You were right. BEIN mean is fun!

Mincinno: You're missing the point.

Eevee: No I'm not!

Porygon: I want bacon pancakes.

Eevee: No! Go fall in a hole.

Porygon: Ok.

Eevee: hehehhehhe. No More Miss Nice Girl.

(Confessional)
Mincinno: (sing) Eeny meeni miny mo. Found out that you were a (bleep)
It's time to break up with you disgrace
Exposed (bleep) in yo face!
(End)

Victini; You're up Togepi!

Togepi: Mincinno: You are so fluffy it makes me want to die!

Mincinno: What?

Togepi: Nothing.

Mincinno; Okay....

Victini: (Sighs)Well, that's everyone. That went kind of quick, most likely due to lack of campers. Meet me at the campfire at 9.

(Female cabin)

Vaporeon: Taco Bell!

Mincinno: What are you doing.

Vaporeon: Well apparently I'm no interesting, so I'm trying to be interesting.

Mincinno: But you are interesting!

Vaporeon: But Eevee said I wasn't!

Mincinno: Don't listen to that idiot.

Eevee: (eavesdropping an gasps)

Vaporeon: But you're literally dating her!

Mincinno: Not anymore.

Eevee: (gasps) What have I done:

Zorua: EEVEE!

Eevee: Oh hey.

Zorua: Remember what I said about forming an alliance with you and Mincinno. Well screw it, it's just you and me.

Eevee: What why?

Zorua: Because you're so mean now! I definately want you in the finale with me.

Eevee: ummmmm....okay.

(Confessional)
Eevee: No.
(End)

Victini: (over PA) MEET AT THE DOCK ASAP!

(Voting booth)
Vaporeon: Eevee.

Mincinno: Eevee.

Porygon: Emily.

Zorua: Mincinno.

Eevee: Myself.
(End)

Victini: I better get an actual challenge next episode, but for now I will hand out Marshmallow. Eevee, Zorua, Vaporeon, Porygon, Mincinno, Cubone and oops. Togepi never got a marshadow.

Togepi: Wait a second! Does that mean....?

Victini: Yep you've been eliminated.

Togepi: Well that Sand-SUCKS

Eevee: No. I have a confession.

Porygon: You're Pregnant?

Eevee: No I rigged the voting when I was being mean.

(everyone gasps)

Eevee: I'm leaving. I did bad. (Gets on boat)

Mincinno: Wait! (kisses Eevee on cheek) see ya.

Eevee: You're not breaking up with me?

Mincinno: Of course not.

Eevee: I heard you say you were.

Mincinno: (lying) Uhhh.. What? I never said that, I was uh talking about something else. Hehe.

Eevee: okay. Bye everyone.

Victini: Well that wraps up another episode of Total Drama Pokemon. Find out who goes next.
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Thanks everyone for reading! This is probably my favorite chapter so far.

And yes I know I posted it late. If you're not up read it in the moron in lol