Pokemon Doesn't Have Talent

Victini: Last time on Total Drama Pokemon our campers- er- competitors had to do some ghost hunting. However the Killer Kangaskhan sucked very badly and ended up at the campfire ceremony for the second challenge in a row. Jolteon for the boot. Will they lose again? Tune in to find out right here in Total... DRAMA... POKEMON!!!!

(Theme song; cafeteria KK's girls table)

Zorua: This looks like barf.

Eevee: Come on try it... maybe it won't be too bad. (Takes a bite and makes an what the heck face) (lying) Mmm great!

Zorua: Fine. (Takes a bite and barfs all over Snivy)

Snivy: Sigh.

Eevee: I'm gonna go. (Sits by Porygon and Litten) Hey.

Porygon: Hi.

Litten: Sup'.

Eevee: I came over her because my table is being crazy. Oh yeah that reminds me, I wanna ask you something.

Litten: Uh... sure.

Eevee: You seem really cool and my friend needs advice for something.

Litten: Ohhh... your "friend". So what is it?

Eevee: My friend likes someone.

Litten: Oh god.

Eevee: And they want advice from me, but because I don't know much about that stuff I came to you.

Litten:Why not just have them come to me?

Eevee: Well... because they don't compete on this show?

Litten: Well what's her name.

Eevee: (lying) Eevee uhh Eva.

Litten: That's uh. That's pretty specific.

Eevee: (quickly) Your pretty specific.

Litten: What?

Eevee: Nothing.

Porygon: Am I specific.

Litten: No but your stupid.

Porygon: Yay!

(Mystical Magikarp Table)

Vaporeon: I heard that our brother from the other team for eliminated.

Flareon: Really? (Watching something on her phone)

Vaporeon: You can't have that!

Flareon: Yes I can.

Vaporeon: Victini said no electronics.

Flareon: I kind of snuck one in....

Vaporeon: (Gives Flareon a look)

Flareon: Or sixteen...

Victini: (Over loudspeaker) Meet me at the the dock for your next challenge!

(Ten Minutes Later)

Snivy: What is this for?

Victini: Something.

Frogadier: Oh really... didn't know.

Victini: I will tell you once every one is here.

Mincinno: Where is Braixen at?

Braixen: Here now. Sorry I'm late. I was uh... busy.

Frogadier: Braixen has diarrhea.

Braixen: Shush!

Victini: (Laughing) Okay everyone is here. So each of you have an hour to perform an act of talent. You will present it in front of everyone. Garboder will be the judge. You can be in a duo or something. I don't really give two craps. Try not to suck. Bye. (Leaves)

Litten: Okay...

Porygon: Can we team up again?

Litten: Of course... (sighs) Oh wait! Can I talk to you about something?

Porygon: Okay!

Litten: I think... (whispers) I think Eevee likes me.

Zorua: (evesdropping) Hehehe.

Porygon: Are you sure?

Litten: Not exactly, but you heard what she said.

Porygon: You mean about her friend, Eva?

Litten: It's obvious she is lying. That name is similar to get name. Also she said the word "um" about twenty times. Everyone knows that if you say I'm that much, you are obviously lying about something.

Porygon: I didn't know that.

Litten: (facepalms)

Eevee: (takes a deep breath) Okay Eevee, you can do this.

Victini: OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!

Eevee: Crap.

Victini: Okay, it has been one hour!

Togepi: Actually it has only been Lit-TEN minutes. (Laughs)

Pikachu: (Rolls eyes)

Victini: Eh. Close enough. Whoever's name I pull out of this hat goes first.... Porygon!

(Porygon and Litten get on stage)

(Confessional)
Porygon: I'm gonna sing my favorite song!
(End)
Porygon: Okay... um... we are going to sing Believer by Imagine Dragons.... and Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer at the same time! HIT IT!

Litten: (singing) First things first Imma say all the words...

Porygon: (singing) ...by a Reindeer walking home from my house...

Litten: Fired up and tired of the way that...

Porygon: ...for me and grandpa we believe.

Snivy: This is a disaster.

(3 minutes later)

Porygon: And boom!

Garboder: Litten was good.

(Confessional)
Litten: Yes!
(End)

Garboder: However, Porygon sucked so I give the performance a five!

(Confessional)
Litten: So we did... uh okay.

Porygon: Was I really that bad? I like birds.
(End)

Victini: (draws name) Mincinno!

Mincinno: I am going to go 94 seconds without breathing. (Holds breath and faints 42 seconds in)

Vaporeon: (Slowly claps)

Pikachu: Don't do that.

Vaporeon: Just trying to be supportive.

Pikachu: Just don't.

Garboder: I love it when people faint! 11 out of ten!

Togepi: YAY! Pokemon GO MINCINNO! Get it?

Victini: Go Pikachu.

Pikachu: (Uses Spark to make a star in the air)

Togepi: Ooooh.

Litten: I got admit that is cool.

Snivy: Nice.

Togepi: I could watch for an hour. Or even two or three.

Litten: Or 69 or 420.

Pikachu: (Jumps through the star really fast and creates a ball of elecricity around him. Then he causes an explosion and everyone looks amazed)

Garboder: (Writes down the number 7,408 in a sign and then holds it up)

Pikachu: Yeah!

(Cuts to Snivy's play)

Victini: So this is called Zombies don't bounce?

Snivy: (dressed up as a zombie) Grrrrr.... (jumps out fake airplane and fake blood spews on the ground)

Garboder: (Faints)

Victini: Well they don't bounce.

(Cuts to Togepi's performance)

Togepi: What did the Fennekin say after she got scared by an Onix? That was Onix-pected!

Snivy: Sigh.

Garboder: 3.

Togepi: Welll, I tried.

Victini: That was it. And the total score for everyone on the Killer kangaskhan is 41/60. Not too shabby.

Litten: Let's just hope the other team sucks.

Victini: The other team got 46....

Litten: Fuuuuuudge is delicious.

Victini: Yes but they had seven Pokemon. Your team has six people. Since there is ten possible points per person that means that the Mystical Magikarp's best possible score is 70 and that the Killer Kangaskhan's best possible score is 60. The closet you get to your best possible score the better you did. The Killer Kangaskhan were 19 away from their bps.

Porygon: When do we get the big pineapple sugar?

(Confessional)
Victini: Porygon is stuuuuuuuuuuupiiiiiiiiiiiidddd.
(End)

Victini: No moron. Bps means best possible score. The score for Mystical Magikarp was 24 away but even everything out and all in all it was about a tie.

(Confessional)
Litten: This is bps minus the p.
(End)

Snivy: Sigh. Now what?

Victini: First team to get to there cabins win and the losers go to the campfire. Ready?

Togepi: Abomas-NO. But seriously don't-

Victini: GO!

Togepi: WAIT FOR TOGE-ME!

Litten: Who's unfunny? Your unfunny.

Togepi: Your just jealous of how good I am. (The two start fighting)

Snivy: Litten come on. Sigh.

Porygon: (Runs the wrong way)

Flareon: FIRST!

Victini: And Flareon has the lead.

(Confessional)
Flareon: Woo-hoooooooo!
(End)

Litten: Get off of ME! (Pushes Togepi off of him and runs past everyone to the finish line with Snivyclose behind) Have no fear. Litten and Which are here.

Snivy: Gasp. I'm second.

Eevee: Here I am, once again.

Litten: Great! Our team has a big advantage!

Victini: Who'll win? Who'll lose?

Porygon: Hmmm... where is everyone else. Maybe I should h I the other way...

Mincinno: (Crosses the line) Sweet.

Togepi: (Crosses) Roggen-ROLLIN in Chat-HOT!

(Confessional)
Litten: I hope Togepi gets eliminated soon. He's more annoying than Portion
(End)

Pikachu: (Crosses line) Catchphrase.

Zorua: MOVE IT LOSERS! (Crosses line)

(Zorua's confessional)

Zorua: I WAS LAST ON MY TEAM?!?! Well technically, Porygon will be but he's stupid so he doesn't count.
(End)

(Cuts to a time where everyone has crossed except for Porygon, Braixen, and Frogadier)

Frogadier: (kissing Braixen)

Victini: Again?

Porygon: (Passes the kissers)

Frogadier: Hey uhhh... Braixen.

Braixen: Yeah?

Frogadier: He like, passed us.

Braixen: Cool. (Continues to kiss Braixen)

Mincinno: Not to be rude, but it really seems to me that you dont even really care about winning.

Frogadier: Smooches.

Braixen: (farts)

Vaporeon: Ugh.

Porygon: (Crosses line) Why did all of you guys stop here?

Litten: Because this is the dock, where we were supposed to stop.

Porygon: Oh.

Victini: Okay! That's it. Killer Kangaskhan win!

(Everyone on the Killer Kangaskhan cheer except Snivy)

Snivy: Yay.

Victini: Mystical Magikarp, come to the campfire tonight to see who gets eliminated.

(Cuts to voting booth)
Mincinno: I like everyone here but Frogadier and Braixen screwed it up big time.
(End)

Victini: If I say your name you are safe. Pikachu, Mincinno, Flareon, Vaporeon, and Cubone! Come up here and get your marshmallows. Now that just leave love not-birds.

Frogadier and Braixen: Crap!

Victini: And the final marshmallow goes to....... FROGADIER!

Frogadier: No! Braixen! Don't leave me! (Starts to tear up)

Braixen: It's okay. I'll miss you. (Kisses Frogadier and good on the boat) Goodbye. (The boat drives away)

Frogadier: (Cries)

Victini: Well that does it for this episode. Tune in next time for more Total DRAMA POKEMON!!!

(Girl's cabin)

Eevee: (Slides a note under Mincinno's door)

Mincinno: (Reads the cardand opens the door and looks at Eevee and smiles) Yes I will go out with you.

(Outside)

Litten: (Spying) Huh. I was wrong. She didn't like me, she likes Mincinno.

Porygon: Yep.





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