For Crying Out Loud!

Victini: Previously on Total Drama Pokemon we held a Talent Show. Unfortunately everyone sucked so we just held a race to the dock instead. In the end the Little Magikarp lost and Braixen got sent home causing Frogadier to cry.

Frogadier: (Crying really loud)

Victini: And he still is.

(Theme song plays; Girls cabin)

Zorua: Ugh, challenge day.

Snivy: I know right.

Eevee: It sucks.

Mincinno: A lot.

Zorua: Why are you talking to us
loser? You're not even on the Killer Kangaskhan.

Eevee: Zorua stop it... your mean.

Zorua: So?

Mincinno: Just because I'm on the other team doesn't mean I  can't agree with something! (The three of them argue)

Snivy: Sigh. I'm gonna go read my vampire book. (Sits in a corner and reads)

(Boy's Cabin)

Frogadier: (Crying)

Togepi: Oh for CRYING out loud. But seriously I can't take another minute of this.

Frogadier: (Crying continues) I just... miss... Braixen!

Litten: (Has an annoyed look on his face)

Pikachu: This is starting to piss me off.

(Girl's cabin)

Snivy: (reading) Oh how I wish you were real.

Victini: (Over loudspeaker) COME MEET ME BY THE DOCK IN TEN!

Snivy: Sigh.

(Dock)

Frogadier: (Crying)

Victini: Okay, let's try and ignore that and-

Frogadier: (Crying intensifies)

Victini: OKAY TODAY YOU HAVE TO TRY AND MAKE THE OTHER TEAM-

Frogadier: (Crying gets louder)

Victini: (Starts to get angry) UGH!!! NEW PLAN! The team that gets Frogadier to stop crying first WINS! Now, I'm gonna go to my little house here on the island, AND PUT ON EARMUFFS SO I DON'T HAVE TO HERE THIS STUPID CRYING CRAP! (Leaves)

Little: Okay Killer Kangaskhan what to we do?

Togepi: Oh! My mom used to sing me a song to get me to stop crying when I was a baby.

Litten: Well, sing it.

Togepi: Cheer up baby dont you cry, no more tears its cheerup time, laugh with me and we will-

Frogadier: (Crying intensifies)

Togepi: be-

Zorua: This obviously isn't working, step aside bozos. FROGADIER, SHUT UP!

Eevee: That's one way to handle it.

Frogadier: (keeps crying)

Eevee: Or not.

Mincinno: Mystical Magikarp we've got this! I've just gotta sing the Jigglypuff song! That way he'll call asleep and you can't cry in your sleep!

Pikachu: Yes you can!

Mincinno: No you canon't.

Porygon: It's can't not canon't

Litten: You said something smart. (Tosses a cookie) Have a treat.

Porygon: (eats the cookie)

Litten: Who's a good boy?

Frogadier: (Cries louder)

Mincinno: Jig-galy-y-puff. Jig a lee-e-e puff.

(Confessional)

Eevee: Wow, it looks like Minccinno has a beautiful voice. I love you Minccino.

(End)

Frogadier: (Doesn't stop)

Vaporeon: Maybe we need an instrument. Maybe playing an instrument in the background will be more soothing.

Flareon: Does anyone have an instrument?

Porygon: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Everyone (except Porygon and Frogadier): (facepalms)

(Later; Male cabin)

Frogadier: (crying) Oh how I miss you Braixen!

Litten: Ugh! I can't take this anymore!

Togepi: He just missed his girlfriend TEARly. But seriously this is giving me a headache.

(Confessional)

Porygon: Good one!

(End)

Cubone: So what do we do?

Litten: Kill him.

Frogadier: Wait... WHAT!?

Pikachu: NO one kill anybody.

Litten: Dang it!

(Female cabin)

Eevee and Flareon: This sucks! Oh my gosh we said that simultaneously and we aren't even in the same team. And I have no idea why I mentioned that because that (Flareon) literally (both) has nothing to do with anything.

Snivy: Really?

Vivtini: (Over PA) Okay everyone, since no one has been able to stop Frogadier from crying we will be continuing the challenge until tomarrow!

(Male cabin) 

Litten: Do we really have to spend another night listening to this crap?

Victini: Yes.

Litten: UGGGGGGHHHHH!!! (Pushes Frogadier out the door and locks him out in the rain) There.

Everyone in male cabin: Thank you!

(Next morning)

Victini: Hehehe. (Sees Frogadier out in the muddy water puddle) Come follow me.

Frogadier: (Still crying) Why?

Victini: Just do...

(Later)

Victini: (Over PA) Wake up everyone! Meet me at the dock.

(Confessional)

Eevee: Again?

(End)

(Girl's cabin)

Snivy: Sigh.

Minccino: (Chatting with Eevee) Yeah she was kind of an annoying character in Action butI still like her.

Eevee: My favorite villain was Heather.

Zorua: Shut up you girls aren't even on the same team.

Eevee: Let's just go see what Victini wants.

Minccino: (Sticks out tongue to Zorua)

(Confessional)

Zorua: Why is everyone on this island a moron?

(Confessional end)

(Dock)

Victini: Guess what?

Porygon: What?

Victini: You guys don't have to worry about the challenge today.

Snivy: Gasp.

Victini: I sent Frogadier home so he would shut up and so that you guys could relax. Also congrats to whoever kicked Frogadier out of the cabin and left him out to die. 

Litten: It's an honor.

Victini: Good job! I think your great but don't do it again because I could get sued if that happens. However you get immunity in the next challenge that you are in! But you won;t have to do the next one because you get to go to a  5-star luxury hotel for five days. 

Litten: Yay!

Victini: So you are safe for the next two challenges!

Litten: Yay!

(Confessional)

Zorua: Seriously? That (censored) idiot gets to live it up for the next five days and be immune from losing the next two challenges because he attempted murder? I have actually killed people and I don't get that treatment!

(End)

Victini: Okay Litten, the boat will arrive at any moment! Now the rest of you enjoy the rest of the day.

(Confessional)

Flareon: Sweet! (plays app on her phone) Oooooh! Level 29!

(End)

(Boat arrives) 

Litten: Bye (censored)s. 

(Boat zooms off with Litten on it)

Victini: Well that does it for this episode of Total Drama Pokemon! When will Litten return? Who will go home next? Find out next right here on Total... Drama... POKEMON!

(Bonus clip)

Litten: (On beach near luxury hotel) This is the life! Ooh hot chicks! (A bunch of female Pokemon gather arounf him) Ooooh this is the life.

Sorry this took a while to come out. And it was short. Hope you enjoyed it though.


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