Hitmonlee: Hello everybody and welcome to the first episode of Total Drama Pokemon where alliances will be formed formed, friendship made and broken, rivalries will start and one pokemon will beat the over 20 Pokemon and win 1 million Poke dollars and that will probably be the person everyone hates because ratings! Anyway let's welcome our first 3 Pokemon from the Kanto region Sandshrew, Vulpix and Dratini! Sandshrew is a boy.
Dratini: Hello everybody it's a pleasure to be here! (Looks around the island) Absolutely amazing...
Vulpix: (Puts on Makeup and takes a selfie) OMA! This post has got 1,000 likes and it isn't even mine... (updates status and takes a picture of the island) I'm stuck on this piece of trash plz help me (posts post) so like hello!
Sandshrew: (Takes of sunglasses) Whoa it's roastin' out here, even hotter here than it is down south! I've beens there and I felt like I was attacked by a Moltress... just roastin'!
Vulpix: Hey cutie!
Sandshrew: Hi!
Vulpix: (says to self) he seems cute!
Hitmonlee: Just go stand on the red mat! Now from the Johto region is Hoppip, Elekid and Gligar! Hoppip is a girl.
Gligar: Hahahaha! This seems like the perfect place to cause some mayhem! Everything will go explodey! Hhahhahah! No one will escape me! (Throws tomato at Dratini but she dodges it and throws it at him) Ahhhhhh! (Gets hit by it) Hahhahahaha!
Hoppip: (skips to Dratini, Vulpix and Sandshrew) Nice to meet you all!
Dratini and Sandshrew: Nice to meet you!
Vulpix: Ok right hi.
Elekid: Hey girls! (Shows muscles) you ever seen someone this handsome? (Everyone ignores him) Couldn't hear?
Hitmonlee: All of you stand on the red mat! Now from the Hoenn region are Ralts, Aron and Elekctrike! Ralts is a girl.
Aron: (goes an sits by the tree and reads a book) Hi! (Waves whilst reading)
Ralts: (Goes to Dratini) Hey don't I know you... jerk...
Dratini: Oh yeah... I'm sorry about that.
Ralts: (Sarcasm) Yeah right!
Electrike: (Runs around the island) Woooooo! This island smells as bad as me on a Monday! (Wipes sweat of his face) Great warm up!
Hitmonlee: Stand on the red mat! Now from the Sinnoh region is Glameow, Starly and Munchlax! Munchax is a boy.
Munchlax: Hey where's the pizza? You said there was three pizza.
Hitmonlee: Well there is none.
Munchlax: Awwwww.... (rolls over to the mat) Hi...
Glameow: Move it fatty... This is not what I signed up for... I'm going home.
Hitmonlee: No you're not! (Drags her to the mat)
Starly: Is this island in liveable condition even? It looks like a hot steaming mess!
Hitmonlee: I don't know now stand on the mat! Now from the Unova region Purrloin, Timburr and Axew! Purrloin is a girl!
Purrloin: Ahem! You mean a very beautiful girl who is extremely hot and rich and everyone loves her... Get your lines right Stupidmonlee... Im a famous actor!
Axew: Ugh... Stop being annoying girly no one cares is your a famous actor or a Arceus damm plumber! And if you mess anything up for my team your out!
Timburr: What do you mean YOUR TEAM? They'll have names and she may not be on your team...
Axew: Well if she's on my team genius!
Timburr: Thanks for the compliment!
Axew: Grrr...
Hitmonlee: Anyway... from the Kalos region Skiddo, Litleo and Goomy! Goomy is a girl.
Goomy: This is... weird not that bad but weird...
Litleo: (Runs up the tree) Woooo! (Backflips of it) I feel like I just got my second win and I haven't even had my first! (Smiles)
Electrike: Hey Lit-Leo!
Litleo: Hey man!
Skiddo: Skiddo Charge! (Charges into the mountain side) Skiddo!
Hitmonlee: Ok... Anyway now it's the last region, from the Alola region Mimikyu, Salandit and Stufful! Salandit is a girl.
Salandit: Well this is going to be easier than expected. With a handful of morons...
Stufful: Hey! We're not morons! We're not like you.
Mimikyu: ...
Hitmonlee: So here's a tour of the island! (They head inland to the cabins) Here are the cabins! This is where the two losing teams stay instead of the spa hotel...
Litleo: I guess there are gonna be two teams because there are only two cabins?
Hitmonlee: Nope! It's to expensive to buy three cabins...
Ralts: You mean you just wanna save money on pampering yourself!
Hitmonlee: SHUT UP! (Hitmonlee brings everyone to the spa house) Anyway next is the Spa Hotel! This is where the winner stay!
Glameow: You mean your house? And the winners probably stay in your guest room...
Hitmonlee: OK, NEXT PERSON THAT POINTS OUT I SPEND ALL THE MONEY FOR THIS SHOW ON MYSELF IS
ELIMINATED!
(They go to the campfire)
Hitmonlee: This is where the team that places last eliminates one of their members, and I actually spent money decorating it!
Timburr: It does have that camping vibe!
Hitmonlee: Thank you... Now just one more thing to show you! (Brings everyone to an outhouse)
Goomy: An outhouse!
Munchlax: Great because I could really use it! (Rushes in the outhouse)
Hitmonlee: This outhouse is the confessional! This is where you can tell us your thoughts on people and events and get something of chest! Also this where you vote for the person you want eliminated! As well as that it's the only toilet on the island...
Aron: So what now?
Hitmonlee: Well... I have lost something in the woods whilst I was playing with my nephews and nieces friends at their birthday party... So... you'll be looking for that next episode! So for now you'll all have to go to the spa! But first you have to go to the confessional and tell everyone how you feel and stuff...
(Confessional)
Sandshrew: All...
Dratini: ...I...
Vulpix: ...Can...
Gligar: ...Say...
Hoppip: ...Is...
Elekid: ...I'm...
Ralts: ...So...
Electrike: ...Excited...
Aron: ...To...
Glameow: ...Win...
Starly: ...The...
Munchlax: ...Million..,
Purrloin: ...But...
Axew: ...First...
Timburr: ...I...
Skiddo : ...Will...
Litleo: ...Win...
Goomy: ...The...
Salandit: ...Challenge...
Stufful: ...Next...
Mimikyu: ...Episode.
(End)
(In the editing room)
Hitmonlee: (Walks into Dioxis' editing room holding a coffee cup saying Best Pokemon Ever!) Dioxis are you done editing all the confessionals into that thing?
Dioxis: Yeah!
Hitmonlee: (Takes sip from coffee mug) Ok... (Sits down in a seat and watches all the contestants) It's funny because they didn't even say that! And how did you even do that? They didn't all even say those words in the confessional?
Dioxis: I used their entry tapes and edited it in with their mouths.
Hitmonlee: Nice...
(At spa hotel)
Purrloin: Right! I better get comfortable here because this is where I'll be staying...
Elekid: Only if your on my team!
Stufful: Stop arguing! If anyone better get comfortable here it'll be my team!
Mimikyu: (Slams face into pillow and as they all argue he falls asleep) ZzzzzzZzzzzzz...
Axew: Hey sleepy head! Don't think your ignoring us all... your gonna be on one of our teams so maybe you should pay attention!
Sandshrew: That doesn't make sense!
Axew: Neither does your face!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOH!
Mimikyu: (Wakes up) Grrrrrrrr... (Uses magic to silence everyone, they try to talk but can't) Thank you... (Goes to sleep again) ZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz...
(Several hours later)
Mimikyu: Ok... They've learnt their lesson... (Let's them talk again)
Dratini: Does anyone know where the masseur is?
Machamp: Here!
Dratini: Ok, please may you give me a massage? (Machamp goes to give Dratini a massage) That's it!
Vulpix: (Sends out a new tweet on her phone) Right! Ok this is gonna be hard!
Sandshrew: What?
Vulpix: Nothing...
Sandshrew: Ok.
(Confessional)
Vulpix: Seems like a nice guy to be honest! But I came here to win and something else and that's what I'm gonna do! (Replies to fans on her phone)
(End)
Purrloin: You know phones are banned!
Vulpix: Wait what?!?!
Purrloin: Looks like I'll have to tell Hitmonlee!
Vulpix: Please don't! I'll do anything... You want followers on Pidger? I'll get you them! You want fans on PokeTube? I'll get you that as well!
Purrloin: Ok... If you win you give me %50 of the winnings and you do whatever I say!
Vulpix: What? No way...
Purrloin: Ok, Hitmon- (Vulpix covers her mouth)
Vulpix: Ok...
Hitmonlee: Well that's it for now stay tuned in to see what happens next in Total Drama Pokemon!