Hitmonlee: Welcome to Total Drama Pokemon! Last episode people learned how to make a flying sleigh, how to almost die twice and how to take up 10 minutes of the episode just swearing! Also, Goomy was eliminated but nobody cares... Anyway, who will be the next pokemon eliminated in Total Drama Pokemon!
(At the spa hotel)
Sandshrew: This spa hotel is so good! Despite ot just being Hitmonlee's guest room. (Gets hit by a bunch of food)
(From speaker)
Hitmonlee: I heard that!
(Sandshrew rubs his head)
Vulpix: Are you alright?
Sandshrew: Yeah I'm fine.
Glameow: This breakfast is almost as good as it is back home... Although, I shouldn't be in a guest room!
Mimikyu: Be grateful... Some pokemon don't have your luxary, Miss you got me a yellow ball of string go get a blue one!
(The Confessional)
Glameow: Someones salty they don't have all the riches and that they're a peasant.
(The end)
Sandshrew: Hey, has anyone seen Salandit and Stufful?
Dratini: Also, where's Machamp?
(At the infirmary)
Salandit: What happened? Where am I? I'm dead aren't I...
Nurse Machamp: No silly, your in the infirmary. Stufful and you really went at it...
Salandit: Stufful... Where is that punk?!
Nurse Machamp: Wouldn't you like to know. Anyway, Stufful hasn't woken up yet, you really did a number on him. Anyway get to the spa hitel your team won!
Salandit: Yes! (She runs of to the spa hotel)
(At the spa hotel)
Salandit: Hello not completely morons! I heard you won and even better news, Stufful won't be in this challenge!
Glameow: (Mumbles) Oh no...
Salandit: What do you mean, Oh no!
Glameow: I mean with one of you missing you two can't knock each other out! So since you're here we'll loose!
Salandit: Oh yeah?!
Glameow: Yeah!
Salandit: Well I better- (Sandshrew gets in between them)
Sandshrew: Ladies, ladies there's no need to go and rip each others heads off... Just relax ok? What Glameow meant is that you've been involved with a few fights and she thinks you might start another one. She doesn't mean anything bad... (They both cool down)
Salandit: Ok... (Takes a deap breath)
(The Confessional)
Salandit: The nerve of that girl... If Sandshrew wasn't there you wouldn't wanna know what happens!
Sandshrew: I'm glad none if them ripped my head of in the line of fire...
(End)
(At the Team 2 cabin)
Elekid: I can believe that you dweebs lost it for us... You have to be like me... A complete-
Skiddo: Retard?
Litleo: Jackass?
Gligar: Moron?
Munchlax: A ditcher?
Elekid: WRONG! I'm not a moron, jackass, ditcher or retard! A badass.
Skiddo: (Sarcastic) Totally...
Elekid: Grrr... (Throughs him through the newly fixed window)
Hoppip: I'll get him and fix the window! (He helps Skiddo inside)
Skiddo: Skiddo is grateful!
Hoppip: Your welcome! (She fixes the window)
(The Confessional)
Skiddo: Skiddo thinks Hoppip is very kind girl. Skiddo thinks Elekid is jerk.
Hoppip: I hope Skiddo wasn't hurt, what Elekid did was very mean.
(End)
Munchlax: Anyone got any spare food?
Elekid: Yeah... But your not getting any fatty!
(From speaker)
Hitmonlee: All contestants please go to the cabins!
(At the cabins)
Hitmonlee: Ok! Todays challenge is a hunting challenge. Team 3 pick a person to sit out this challenge!
(They all gather in a circle)
Timburr: Aron has decided he will wait out this challenge!
Hitmonlee: Ok! There will be a hunter, but not one of you... But these pokemon. (Everyone gasps) The Tyogre twins! Say hello hello Tyogre and Tyogre-Chan, she's named after her mother.
Tyogre: Yo yo yo!
Tyogre-Chan: Sup, dudes and dudets today we'll be huntin' y'all down with paint guns.
Elektrike: AHHHHHHH! NOT PAINT GUNS!
Litleo: It's ok dude, relax you won't get hit your speedy and agile.
(The Confessional)
Elektrike: So I may have a fear of being hit by paint guns, it's because when I was little I got shot by a paint gun in the face by a bully a load of times and I was blinded for 4 months, the bully was a Graveller that was 3 years ago though...
Litleo: I can't let Elektrike get hit by a paintball, he'll go mental, I have to help him.
(End)
Hitmonlee: Anyway last team standing wins! 3.... 2.... 1.... GORILLA! Ok just saying the hunters will have to wait 20 seconds to start the scavenger hunt.
Litleo: Scavenger hunt?
Hitmonlee: Yeah their also competing to get the most pokemon so you won't be spared. (Elektrike gulps) Anyway GO! (Everyone runs of some in groups and some in partners and some alone)
(In the forrest)
Sandshrew: We gotta find a place to hide!
Vulpix: (Sarcastic) Well done Sherlock!
Dratini: A bit mean isn't it?
Vulpix: Well.
Sandshrew: Let's just hide! (They all go to hide in some bushes
(The Confessional)
Vulpix: I don't wanna be mean to Sandshrew but I gotta show him some tough love... No! I don't love him or like him. He's just cutish...
(The end)
(Elsewhere in the forrest)
Hoppip: Hmmm, I know where to hide! (Hides in a patch of flowers)
Skiddo: Skiddo thinks that is good spot. Skiddo will go to cliff.
(In the cave system)
???: It's so dark! I can't see.
???: I think we've all figured that out.
???: (Gets kicked by someone) Oww! I'll get you punk!
???: NEVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Gets shot) WHO WAS THAT!
???: How many people are here? Everyone say there names.
Litleo: Litleo and I'll make a fire! (Makes a fire and sees the two hunters shooting Gligar Glameow Axew Ralts Munchlax and Dratini)
Litleo: Elektrike run! (He and Elektrike run out of the cave barely dodging the bullets but they are chased)
Tyogre: You can't run forever!
Tyogre-Chan: We'll catch y'all!
(They run into a dead end but Litleo uses a wild branch to climb over a ledge but accidentally breaks the branch)
Litleo: Oh no! (Looks around for team mates) Grab my arm!
Tyogre: We've almost got him! (They start shooting)
Elektrike: Noooo! I'm getting shot! (Litleo grabs him but struggles to pull him up) I'm to heavy, let go...
Litleo: I'll never let go Elektrike... I'll never let go... #MovieReferenceNumba3!
Tyogre: I've got him! (Shoots him but Litleo pulls him up)
(The Confessional)
Tyogre: It was so easy to get them all in that cave, I'm just going mad that those two got away!
Litleo: I'm glad my team wasn't there or they would have gone crazy...
(The end)
Elektrike: Thanks, dude!
(They run of together)
Tyogre-Chan: Damm it!
Tyogre: We almost had 'em! (Suddenly something sneezes) Was that you?
Tyogre-Chan: No... (They grin and look in the bushes) Nothing!
(Up in the trees above them)
Purrloin: (Whispers) Please don't look here... (They leave)
???: Boo! (Purrloin screams and gets shot) One more for Chan!
(Somewhere else in the forrest)
Sandshrew: Something startled those birds... They're terrified.
Vulpix: Probably that screaming, it actually wasn't far away from here...
Sandshrew: No need to startle you to but the only reason someone would scream is if a hunter scared them... Run. (They all sneak of then they hear a twig break and hide)
Tyogre: They're around here somewhere I just heard them!
Tyogre-Chan: Well I guess you heard wrong, I think we should check the...
Tyogre: Hey it's the pool of quicksand! (He points to the pool of quicksand) I never new their could be like yellow bricks near quicksand.
Tyogre-Chan: Huh weird... I swore that wasn't there last episode... (Gets scepticle) But, I barely paid attention! (They both leave)
Sandshrew: (Waits until they're gone and comes out of his ball) Oh my Arceus that was too close.
(Vulpix comes out of the bushes)
Vulpix: I'm glad Tyogre noticed the quicksand or I'd be goner.
(The Confessional)
Sandshrew: I never thought someone would stand on top of me.
(End)
Sandshrew: Yeah, I wonder how the others are doing. I hope Dratini's ok.
(Meanwhile)
Salandit: Hanging onto a branch of the cliffside is a really good spot... Glad this area isn't to crowded.
Elekid: Actually that's a good spot... It's now my spot so get lost! (Drops down onto the branch)
Salandit: Crud...
Elekid: GET OFF! (Tries to kick her of but fails)
Salandit: Oh thats how you wanna play! (Kicks him of but he grabs her tail) Owww!
Elekid: If I'm going down, your goong down with me punk! (Elekid pulls her down and they fall into the sea)
Salandit: AHHH! WATER! (Gets shot)
Tyogre-Chan: AHHH! GOTCH'A! (Salandit scrabbles out of the water and they leave)
Elekid: (Comes out from underneath with a bunch of gold chains around his neck) Man! The stuff down there is so cool! Hey, where's the party gone! I'm coming party! (Runs after them but can't find them)
(The Confessional)
Salandit: Someone will pay...
Elekid: (Shows the gold chains to the camera) These are so cool.
(The end)
Hitmonlee: Well with only Litleo, Elektrike, Sandshrew, Vulpix, Mimikyu, Elekid, Skiddo, Hoppip, Timburr and Starly left who will survive the hunt and who will get caught? Find out after the break!
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(The commercial ends)
Hitmonlee: And we're back with this episode of Total Drama Pokemon!
(At the losers area)
Hitmonlee: So Salandit how do you feel about being caught because but he doesn't get caught?
Salandit: No comment...
Hitmonlee: Salandit-
Salandit: No... Comment...
Hitmonlee: Well, someones a bit salty... Let's go over to Purrloin and see how she feels about that jumpscare... (He sneaks up on her) Boo!
Purrloin: AHHHHHHHHH! (Hitmonlee bursts out laughing)
Hitmonlee: Too good! Ok, lets go check out whats happening again!
(In the swamp)
Tyogre: Come out, come out wherever you are... (In a deeper voice) I can smell your fear...
Skiddo: (Whispering) Skiddo scared very scared...
Tyogre: You should be... (Skiddo starts running and get shot and chased by Tyogre)
Skiddo: Skiddo needs to find team... (But then he runs into a dead end and sees Elekid sun bathing on the trees) Elekid Skiddo needs your help or Skiddo get shot!
Elekid: Why should I? You said Ralts doesn't like me and that I'm a jackass...
Skiddo: (Gets ready to sing) Let it go! Let it go! You are one with the trees and sky! Let it go! Let it go! Don't make me cry! #MovieReferenceNumba4!
Elekid: No way, I'm to cool for you!
Tyogre: Actually if you were cool you help him and I wouldn't get both of you! (Shoots them both)
(The Confessional)
Skiddo: Skiddo did not call him Jackass, he is retard. He also threw game which makes Skiddo unhappy.
Elekid: Skiddo is so dumb he git me caught, idiot...
(The end)
Skiddo: Skiddo charge! (When Elekid gets down Skiddo charge at him and pins him) Skiddo ha!
(In the cave system)
Tyogre-Chan: You've hid long enough Mimikyu, I know your here... (Uses a torch to find him in the darkness)
Mimikyu: Oh am I here... (Teleports) Or am I here... Or am I here (Teleports into Tyogre-Chan) Hi... (Gets shot)
(On the cliff)
Starly: No ones been here since we came, it's good because I can fly of.
Timburr: Yeah it is. Although there's a good chance I would get caught though... Not unless I dive into the water but I'm vulnerable in the air.
Starly: Huh yeah... (Uses a telescpe to look for the hunters) They're both down there... Hold on, they're coming towards us, we've been spotted!
Timburr: Starly fly away!
Starly: And leave you?!
Timburr: Just do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams! (Starly flies away as the huntets arrive) You'll never take me alive! (Jumps into the sea but gets shot in the air) Ok maybe yoy wiiiiiiiiillllll... (Lands in the sea)
(The Confessional)
Starly: I must win for Timburr...
(The end)
(Elsewhere in the forrest)
Litleo: How do you think you team is doing?
Elektrike: Hopefully there are about 3 others left. (Suddenly Starly arrives)
Starly: Elektrike, It's only us I watched Timburr get shot in front of my eyes, he told me to leave. And the others are all in the losers area. Litleo, Hoppip is still out there somewhere you might want to find her and Sandshrew and Vulpix are still in it... Wait, why's Litleo here?
Elektrike: He saved me from them...
Starly: Well thanks Litleo... So what's your plan?
Litleo: Just walk around and stuff really... I might try to find Hoppip now.
Elektrike: Well, I'm really tense more tense then anyone else. They could come out at you any moment like what happened to Purrloin... Wait I see the Tyogre twins coming are way! Run! (They all run to cabin area) We're done...
Starly: I know where to hide! (They follow him inti the kitchen) Empty the fridge! (They empty the fridge and hide in it) #MovieReferenceNumba5!
(The Tyogre twins burst down the door)
Tyogre-Chan: They have to be in here! (They look around behind all the stuff)
Tyogre: Damm... (Suddenly Sandshrew and Vulpix enter the room and get shot)
Sandshrew: You're kidding me!
Tyogre: No were not...
Sandshrew: We were just coming to get some coke and mentos...
The Tyogre Twins: Ha! Making a video?
Vulpix: Yes actually...
Hitmonlee: Team 1 are out!
(The twins leave)
Litleo: Wow Starly you're quite crafty!
Starly: Thanks.
Elektrike: Let's go find Hoppip.
Starly: First we need to be armed. Use the pasta guns. (They all grab a pasta gun) Let's go...
(In the forrest)
Hoppip: I'm scared... I need to find anyone apart from the hunters... (She makes here way through the forrest)
Tyogre: Hoppip? Litleo? That you? (Hoppip hides in a flower patch) No?
Tyogre-Chan: No it's me..
Tyogre: Oh I thought I heard Hoppip...
Tyogre-Chan: Nope... Let's go. (They scurry away)
Hoppip: Close... (She hops away) Litleo? (She sees people in the distance) Is that you?
Starly: That's Hoppip! (They run towards her)
Hoppip: I'm so glad to see you! (Smiles) They almost caught me! (Suddenly she and Starly get shot)
(The Confessional)
Starly: I failed Timburr...
(The end)
Tyogre-Chan: Thanks Hoppip! You lead us right to them!
(The final chase begins)
Litleo: Good Luck Elektrike!
Elektrike: Good Luck Litleo! (They bost dodge the incoming fire and try to shoot them with pasta)
Tyogre-Chan: Missed!
Tyogre: (Stuck to a tree with pasta) Uh hu...
Elektrike: Get up the cliff! (They dart up to the cliff easily out pacing Tyogre-Chan)
Tyogre-Chan: You're at a dead end!
Elektrike: Litleo we have to jump...
Litleo: No way!
Tyogre-Chan: Gotch'a! (Shoots at them)
Elektrike: Nooooo! (Grabs Litleo and runs of the cliff)
Litleo: AHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEEEE!
(They emerge from the water but one of them was shot)
Hitmonlee: AND TEAM 3 WIN!
Team 3: Yay!
Litleo: Good game...
(The Confessional)
Litleo: I'm so happy for Elektrike, he won his team the challenge and beat his fear.
Starly: Even though I failed Timburr I'm glad we won.
(The end)
Elektrike: Thanks for saving me.
Hitmonlee: Anyway Team 1 decide who's leaving!
(At the campfire)
Hitmonlee: Champions now losers... Wow. Safe are... Vulpix, Mimikyu, Dratini, Glameow and Sandshrew... That leaves Salandit and Stufful, Stufful has been injured and well Salandit... You would have knocked out Glameow if it wasn't for Sandshrew. Anyway... The last peron safe is...
Salandit. Stufful take your stretcher with you, your going home...
(At the docks)
Team 1: Bye Stufful...
(The boat sails away)
Hitmonlee: And with one more person gone who will leave next time on Total Drama Pokemon!