Hitmonlee: Last time on TDP everyone was brought to hell... Uh I mean Camp Wawanakwa where they will go through thick and thin to get 1 million poke dollars! We left everybody on a cliffhanger but now it's time to reveal the teams!
(At the spa hotel)
Sandshrew: Good mornin'! How did everyone sleep? (Chomps on a toastie)
Vulpix: Awful! I couldn't stop thinking about something... (Falls asleep in her pancakes)
Axew: I barely got any because I was to busy showing these losers who's boss! They can't come onto my turf and expect to be in charge!
Salandit: YOUR TURF! THIS IS MY TURF! AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU CAN TALK TO MY FISTS ABOUT THAT!
Stufful: Actually, this is in the Unova region so it's Axew's turf! Stupid!
Timburr: Still moody kid...
(In the bedrooms)
Litleo: Yo Elektrike are you excited for the challenge today!
Elektrike: Sure am! I feel just like I did at the Alola triathlon!
(The Confessional)
Elektrike & Litleo: (Elektrike) We did the Alola triathlon together a few months back! (Litleo) I came 36th and Elektrike came 38th but it was really close!
(The end)
Dratini: The Alola triathlon, I remember watching that on T.V!
Aron: The event of the ages they said it would be but if you ask me it was awful, the hype wasn't lived up to! Also many critics said it was overrated and - (Purrloin covers his mouth)
Purrloin: Ahhh, do you hear that? No? It's beautiful silence...
Gligar: NOT FOR LONG!!!!! (He sets of a bunch of fireworks and firecrackers and laughs really loudly) HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mimikyu: Was beautiful... (He frowns and silences Gligar)
(The Confessional)
Purrloin: Hello Mr. Obnoxious not so nice to meet you, can't you screw of Gligar?
(The end)
Gligar: (Mouths out the words) Was! Huh. Why can't I speak? Someone help me!!!
Purrloin: Thanks Mimikyu... That I'll praise you for. (After that's she leaves to the dining hall)
Mimikyu: Was a pleasure.
(At the cabins)
Hitmonlee: So teams are split into regions Kanto & Alola (really old and really new), Johto & Kalos (old and new)
and Hoenn & Unova (somewhat old and somewhat new)!
Starly: What about me, Munchlax and Glameow!
Munchlax: Yeah...
Hitmonlee: Oh umm (has a flashback)
(Flashback)
Hitmonlee: 21 Pokemon 3 teams... I can't do math though... (looks around the room and sees Tyogre) Yo! Tyogre!
Tyogre: (Turns up the music on his headphones) Sorry I can't here you! (Lies)
Hitmonlee: (Takes the headphones of Tyogre) Don't ignore me!
Tyogre: (Angry) What do you want know gramps?!
Hitmonlee: What's 21 divided by 7?
Tyogre: (Lies) 6!
Hitmonlee: Oh, thanks!
Tyogre: (A smirk appears on his face) Your welcome!
(Flashback ends)
Hitmonlee: Damn you Tyogre! Making me look stupid!
Starly: What are you gonna do?
Hitmonlee: Ummm, Glameow team one, Munchlax team two, Starly team three. So your challenge is to camp in the woods until you find this thing (He holds up a big robotic Lillipup). This lil' puppa' has a chip on it so you can find it with these (throws each team a tracker and map)! You'll need the maps to get back to the cabins, the team that gives me the puppy wins!
(From a speaker)
Dioxis: Release the hound... (the robot is released)
(Team 1)
Salandit: I'm having the map and compass!
Stufful: No I am! (They start fighting and knock each other out)
Mimimyu: (He brings the compass and map towards him with magic and heads north) This way...
Dratini: What about those two?
Glameow: Just leave them!
(The confessional)
Glameow: Those two will be arr demise if one of them don't leave, hopefully Stufful leaves he has less physical capability.
(The end)
Sandshrew: We can't leave them behind!
Vulpix: Well how could they come with us, they were knocked out!
Sandshrew: I'll drag 'em!
(At team 2)
Elekid: Yo anyone seen ma' gurl? (He gets a blank stare from his team) Roltz! (Everyone is still confused)
Litleo: You mean Ralts?
Munchlax: She's on a different team though...
Skiddo: Nor has she even spoke to you Skiddo knows she no like you.
(The Confessional)
Skiddo: Skiddo thinks Elekid is ill and having delusions.
Elekid: That punk is gonna get, he'll never get a gf who date a guy that just narrarates their life no one would that's who.
(End)
Elekid: Shut up dweeb!
Hoppip: Don't fight! She probably wants to be friends with you!
Goomy: Just... Get on with the task already... (They all head north apart from Elekid)
(Team 3)
Axew: Ok right I'm the team captain and I assign Aron to navigating with Starly. Purrloin can go and scout ahead with Elektrike. Ralts "sabotage" other teams and steal their equipment! Timburr you can carry me along with Elekid!
Timburr: So what's that supposed to mean, you calling me a goon?
Axew: Yeah I am got a problem with that GOON?
Timburr: Actually I do PUNK! (Timburr punches Axew and holds his head when he tries fighting back)
Axew: YOU'LL REGRET THAT!
Starly: Am I the only one that noticed Elekid isn't on this team! Why's Elekid here?
Elekid: My gf Ralts is here...
(Axew and Timburr burst out laughing)
Axew: Good one man, good one!
Timburr: Yeah that's a good joke but not as good as a joke that Axew is fighting me! But seriously get lost, Ralts doesn't like you! (Timburr uses his weapon and hits him on top of the mountain) OUT OF THE PARK!
(The Confessional)
Aron: Axew's a bit of a control freak and he does seem like a "tough" player but Timburr just shows him up.
Timburr: I'm actually a baseball player so that's why I sent Elekid on top of the mountain.
Ralts: Someone is a bit crazy, a real but crazy.
(End)
(At team 1)
Sandshrew: Yo Mimikyu how far are we?
Mimikyu: Shhhhh... Just across this swamp...
Vulpix: Eww, there's no way I'm touching that filth!
Glameow: Me neither!
Sandshrew: Vulpix get on my back!
Glameow: What about me?
(Dratini looks at the two unconsious pokemon of Stufful and Salandit)
Dratini: Float on Stufful on Salandit, we'll push.
Glameow: What if they wake up?
Dratini: (She inspects them) They won't.
Vulpix: Sounds like a plan...
(They all get into the swamp)
Sandshrew: It's impossible to walk through this uck.
Dratini: Speak for yourself.
Glameow: Make sure there aren't any pokemon in here.
Vulpix: I've not see an- AHHHHHHHHHH (Gets attacked by a wild Muk) HELP!
(The robot runs of)
Mimikyu: Damm...
(The wild Muk pulls Vulpix under the goop)
Sandshrew: I'LL SAVE YOU VULPIX! (He goes underneath and beats up the Muk and retreives Vulpix) Are you alright? (He wipes goop of Vulpix)
Vulpix: Yeah. Thanks!
(The Confessional)
Vulpix: It took me forever to get all the goop out of my hair...
Sandshrew: Underneath the goop I found a note, it says "Meet me there during the 3rd trial"  Hitmonlee put that there for drama ; I know he did.
(The end)
(They all make it out the swamp)
Dratini: It's getting dark we need to camp out here tonight.
Mimikyu: Get sticks and leaves, I'll make shelter and start a fire...
Dratini: I'll get some berries...
(At team 2)
Munchlax: It's getting dark guys we need shelter...
Gligar: I say we use my lightsaber to cut Munchlax open and use him warmth! #MovieReferenceNumba1!
Hoppip: Hmmm, I know! (She starts singing)
Skiddo: Skiddo very confused.
Litleo: Yeah what's with the singing?
Goomy: Make it stop... (Moans)
Gligar: LOOK THERE'S AN URSARING! ROAR ROAR!
Hoppip: Don't scare him he can help us.
Litleo: To late... (Gligars starts fighting the Ursaring)
Goomy: Yay... we're gonna die out here...
Munchlax: Don't give up (It starts raining) Ok give up now...
Litleo: AHHHHHHH! HELP! (Litleo runs around wild until he finds a cave) Guys, I found a cave let's rest in here!
(In the cave)
Goomy: I'm freezing to death... We need a fire...
Hoppip: It is somewhat cold.
Litleo: I'll start a fire! (Uses ember) Better?
Munchlax: Much better.
Hoppip: Thanks Litleo and what happened to Gligar? We should look for him!
(On top of the mountain)
Elekid: Stupid Timburr who dose he think he is?!
Gligar: HAHAHAHA!!! GUESS WHO YOU'RE STUCK WITH!!
Elekid: Gligar...
Gligar: AND AN URSARING, THE URSARING THAT BROUGHT ME HERE LIVES ON THIS MOUNTAIN!
Ursaring: ROOOOOOAAAAR! (Elekid and Gligar run away then fall asleep when they get away)
(The Confessional)
Ursaring: I'm not a mean pokemon I just thought they might hurt my family, but uhhh... No harsh feelings
(End)
(At team 3)
Aron: Well that was close...
Starly: That Arbok almost killed us...
Timburr: Luckily I made it's insides on it's outsides!
Axew: (Pukes a little) Made me sick!
(They all sit around a fire)
(The Confessional)
Axew: What happened was Timburr was stupid and didn't ask Aron or Starly where the robot was and the bush shaked so he looked in it and there was the Arbok. He almoat got us killed.
Timburr: Since there was no footage Axew will say it's my fault, he's mad about before but it attacked Ralts Axew tried to help but got shredded so I had use ny weapon...
Starly: Tell my mum I love her, I'm gonna die here.
(End)
Ralts: Tommorow we will find that thing but tonight lets just go to sleep...
Aron: Good night... (They all go to sleep)...
(At morning)
(In the editing room)
Dioxis: Controlling this dog is actually quite fun.
Hitmonlee: Give me a go! (He snatches the controls of Dioxis) Wow it is!
Dioxis: I know.
Hitmonlee: Well I have to speed this us we only have ten more minutes on the schedule and we have to do the elimination ceremony.
Dioxis: Ok.
(From speakers)
Hitmonlee: All teams head to camp! The robot will be headed to camp! First team to give me the robot wins! He will be on the main path!
(On the mountain)
Gligar: I KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! (Gets a pieces of wood and puts fireworks on it) GET ON! (Elekid gets on and Gligar pushes them down the mountain and sets of the fireworks)
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Elekid: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (They reach the main path and trap the robot) Gotch'a now! (Lillipup runs under Elekid and headbutts his crotch) AHHHHHH!
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Gligar: Hahahahahahahahahaha!
(At the camp entrance)
Sandshrew: I'll get him!
Skiddo: No you won't! Skiddo knows you won't! Skiddo charge! (He charges at Sandshrew and pins him against a cabin) Ha!
Sandshrew: Your horns are stuck!
Skiddo: Skiddo is sad...
Dratini: I'll get him! (She charges at it but the robot dodges her and ahe gies through a cabin window)
Hitmonlee: Hey! That's expensive your paying for that!
(The dog runs through Goomy)
Goomy: It got me...
Sandshrew: Ha!
Mimikyu: Come here... (Uses magic to bring the robot towards him)
Hoppip: Come on little cutie come here! (Starts singing)
Mimikyu: (The dog comes towards Mimikyu) The force is not strong in this one... #MovieReferenceNumba2! (Suddenly the robot hits him on the head) Oww...
Glameow: (Grabs the robot) Ha-
Litleo: (Steals the robot of Glameow) Got 'em (The robot squirts water at Litleo and he drops the robot) Ahhhhh!
Munchlax: I got him! (He grabs the robot) Hitmonlee-
Vulpix: (She steals the robot) -I got the robot! (She gives it to Hitmonlee)
Hitmonlee: And team 1 win with team 3 no where in sight!
(In the middle of the forrest)
Ralts: Never thought it would end like this... Sinking in quicksand.
Hitmonlee: Unfortunately we can't allow that or else we would have to take this to court... Oh Arceus it scares me thinking about it.
(The Confessional)
Ralts: Ok what happened was Axew tried jumping over the quicksand to get to main path faster and failed the jump, Timburr used his weapon to try help him out but Axew out weighed Timburr then Starly went looking for them and fell in then Aron jumped when a wild Ursaring popped up and scared him I tried to help them up but they pulled me under and Purrloin was going to leave us but one the rocks she was standing on slid in and she also did.
(The end)
(At the cabins)
Hitmonlee: Since Vulpix gave me the robot she chooses which team has to eliminate one of their members.
Vulpix: Well Team 2 were closer so... (Purrloin gives her a hard stare) I should let them be but they will have to eliminate one of their members.
(Purrloin smiles)
(The Confessional)
Sandshrew: It seemed like Vulpix was gonna choose Team 3 but she changed her mind quite fast... Weird...
Munchlax: Oh fishsticks... Are so tasty and I really want to eat some of them now...
Purrloin: This will be fun...
(The end)
Hitmonlee: Well team 2 go to the confessional and vote for who you want to eliminate. Team 1 get the spa hotel! Team 3 head to a cabin.
(At the campfire)
Hitmonlee: So what can I say? You were ao close but choked at the end so the first few members that are safe are...
Hoppip, Skiddo, Litleo and Gligar.
Elekid you ditched your team for Ralts unlike Gligar who tried to protect the team I think... Goomy you have done nothing apart from being negative and Munchlax you cost your team so... Munchlax is safe, and the last person safe is... Elekid, Goomy don't unpack your bags your going home...
(At the docks)
(The Confessional)
Munchlax: She was bumming me out I had to vote for her...
Elekid: She was the weak link, she had to go I'm suprised why I was at risk.
Skiddo: Skiddo thinks Goomy was useless. Skiddo thinks she waste of team mate.
Hoppip: It's sad to see a team mate go so early, I voted for Elekid because he left us...
Goomy: What can I say? They didn't get me, no one does anyway I voted for Hoppip, she's too happy for my liking.
(The end)
Everyone on team 2: Bye Goomy.
Hoppip: Bye Goomy! We'll miss you!
Goomy: (Sarcastic) Sure you will...
(The boat sails away)
Hitmonlee: And that's one competitor down with plenty more to go! Seriously... How will Vulpix cope with being controlled and who will be eliminated next time on Total Drama Pokemon!