Roasting Every Character

*Note: I would never say these things to anyone in real life without any background knowledge or checking myself first. But these people are cartoons, so please try not to get offended xD

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Gwen: Don't expect your life to get better after you made someone else's worse

Duncan: You deserve to feel guilt and be the one begging for forgiveness for once in your life

Heather: You don't need a walk in someone else's shoes...you need a HIKE

Chris: You had a screwed up childhood and it really shows

Bridgette: You know you need to come up for air at some point in a relationship, right?

Courtney: Honey, treat people the way you want to be treated

LeShawna: You're about as honest as a politician

Cody: You remind me of Farmer Ted from Sixteen Candles

Izzy: If bath salts had a name...

Noah: Sarcasm loses its effect if you use it too much

Chef: Quit your job if you don't get paid enough for it

Beth: No one cares about your boyfriend

DJ: Your mama won't always be there to hold you hand

Sadie: You and your friend aren't funny

Katie: You and your friend aren't funny

Geoff: Partying and making out isn't everything

Trent: Being clingy won't get you the girl

Owen: Fart jokes aren't that funny

Ezekiel: You've never left home and it really shows

Tyler: You're not that impressive

Lindsay: There are ROCKS with more brains

Justin: All the money that you make off of modeling could never buy you a brain

Eva: You need to calm down. You're being too loud.
(If you're a Swiftie or know the song you'll get it xD)

Harold: Don't quit your day job

Sierra: Get a life

Alejandro: Once they figure you out, you're done for

Anne Maria: Your hair is the bigger than your heart

B: I can't say anything bad about you and it makes me mad

Brick: Get yourself together

Cameron: Your bubble won't keep you safe forever

Dakota: Mutant was an improvement

Dawn: Not everyone wants to be reminded why they do something-especially if they're trying to improve and move on

Jo: You'll never overthrow the queen of mean

Lightning: Sha-shut up please

Mike: I've met walls with more personality than all of yours combined

Sam: Don't break your neck

Scott: You are an example of why some people should not be allowed to reproduce

Staci: Shut up. Just shut up

Zoey: It's called independence. Live it, learn it, love it

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