Roasting Every Character
*Note: I would never say these things to anyone in real life without any background knowledge or checking myself first. But these people are cartoons, so please try not to get offended xD
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Gwen: Don't expect your life to get better after you made someone else's worse
Duncan: You deserve to feel guilt and be the one begging for forgiveness for once in your life
Heather: You don't need a walk in someone else's shoes...you need a HIKE
Chris: You had a screwed up childhood and it really shows
Bridgette: You know you need to come up for air at some point in a relationship, right?
Courtney: Honey, treat people the way you want to be treated
LeShawna: You're about as honest as a politician
Cody: You remind me of Farmer Ted from Sixteen Candles
Izzy: If bath salts had a name...
Noah: Sarcasm loses its effect if you use it too much
Chef: Quit your job if you don't get paid enough for it
Beth: No one cares about your boyfriend
DJ: Your mama won't always be there to hold you hand
Sadie: You and your friend aren't funny
Katie: You and your friend aren't funny
Geoff: Partying and making out isn't everything
Trent: Being clingy won't get you the girl
Owen: Fart jokes aren't that funny
Ezekiel: You've never left home and it really shows
Tyler: You're not that impressive
Lindsay: There are ROCKS with more brains
Justin: All the money that you make off of modeling could never buy you a brain
Eva: You need to calm down. You're being too loud.
(If you're a Swiftie or know the song you'll get it xD)
Harold: Don't quit your day job
Sierra: Get a life
Alejandro: Once they figure you out, you're done for
Anne Maria: Your hair is the bigger than your heart
B: I can't say anything bad about you and it makes me mad
Brick: Get yourself together
Cameron: Your bubble won't keep you safe forever
Dakota: Mutant was an improvement
Dawn: Not everyone wants to be reminded why they do something-especially if they're trying to improve and move on
Jo: You'll never overthrow the queen of mean
Lightning: Sha-shut up please
Mike: I've met walls with more personality than all of yours combined
Sam: Don't break your neck
Scott: You are an example of why some people should not be allowed to reproduce
Staci: Shut up. Just shut up
Zoey: It's called independence. Live it, learn it, love it
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