•"People gonna die." ~Chef

•"Obviously I'm on the Villains team. And I'll be running it by lunch." ~Heather

•Lindsay: "Aw, someone misses her honey-bun."
Heather: "Who? Alejandro? I'm glad he's not back. Handsome jerk."

•"Keep your distance, toaster." ~Heather

•Heather: "Heh. No way are we working together. I ..."

Jo: "Don't trust ..."

Duncan: "Anyone ..."

Scott: "On this ..."

The Drama Machine/Alejandro: *beeping*

Lighting: "Team!"

•"You know how to stop making mistakes? Teach me!" ~Lindsay (To Courtney)

•Courtney: "I know how to push baby carriages too. I used to be a C.I.T."
Lindsay: "Not that again."

•"I'm sad, and when I'm sad, I eat dirt." ~Scott

•"She's just using him to make me jealous. Well, good luck with that." *eye twitches* ~Duncan (talking about Courtney and Scott)

•"And THIS...is for calling any aspect of Heather unattractive!" ~Alejandro (boxing José)

•Mal: "Shut it, dead donkey."
Alejandro: "Burromuerto is more poetic in my country."

•"I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" ~Scott
(Alright, I think this one is my favorite from the season😂👌🏼)

•"After all, we are a perfect couple." ~Alejandro (to Heather)

•Heather: "Wow, Alejandro. You're so smart."
Alejandro: (offended) "Excuse me?"

•"Back home, we have a special way to cross these bridges." *runs across screaming with his arms in the air* ~Scott

•Scott: "Comes riding in on a boat* "I'm back from exile." *Chris shoves him back in*

•*Scott falls asleep and Chris yells through a megaphone* "SCOTT!" *Scott screams*
Duncan: *laughs* "I found that funny because I'm not a nice person. That's why I laughed. Cause I'm not nice." *helps Scott up*
Scott: "Thanks, man."
Duncan: *groans*

•Duncan: "Why are they just going with body hits? It's weird."
Alejandro: "It's the family code: not the face!
José: "Never the face!"

Scott: *pushes Cameron into the water with Fang*
Fang: *sniffs Cameron and is not interested in eating him.
Scott: "Seriously? Guess he wanted a meal, not a snack."

Scott: *To Courtney* "I like your eyes...both of them...on your face. They look good."

Mike: *To all of his personalities* "This must be the right way, come on!" *Door falls on top of them*
Chester: *In an old man voice* "I knew it was too easy!"

•Heather: *smiling* "Alejandro and I are fine with the rules."
Chris: *gasps* "Oh no! Are you two...DATING?!"

•Chris: "Wow. Is Mal really Mal? Or is Mal still Mike? Maybe Mike was always Mal." *holds up a glass of milk* "This is milk." *drinks it*

•"Such big anger for a little man." ~Alejandro (talking about Mal)

•Alejandro: "Love is a fine, fine thing."
Chris: "THAT'S IT! This is the finale! It's about pain and betrayal! And pain! Not hugs and kissing...PAIN!"
Alejandro & Heather: *make out anyway*
Zoey & Mike: *kiss*
Gwen: *shrugs and kisses Cameron on the cheek*
Chris: "That's it! New rules! Anyone who gets the sword out of the stone gets a million dollars!"
Alejandro: *Stops kissing Heather* "Anyone?" *drops her*
Heather: *Grabs him by his leg, knocking him to the ground* "Oh no you don't!"
Gwen & Cameron: *in unison* "Oh boy..."

•*Phone rings*
Chris: *sighs* "It's the network." *picks up the phone* "Yes?"
Network: *screams*
Chris: "Uh-huh"
Network: *screams*
Chris: "Uh-huh"
Network: *screams*
Chris: "Ok!"
Network: *screams*
Chris: "Done!"

Cameron: "The Island is sinking!" *screams*
(Sorry, his voice was just so funny on that part😂)

Heather: "Cheated out of a million bucks...AGAIN! I hate this show!"
Alejandro: "But, we have the greatest consolation prize of all...each other."
Heather: *With sarcasm* "Great. Just great."