"My wig!" *tries to catch it but fails* *to the camera* "No! Don't look at me!" ~Heather

"I don't think you're that cute." ~Izzy (To Justin)
(ROASTED, lolololololo)

"I'm calling my lawyers!" ~Courtney
(This was iconic only the first two times though, then it just got annoying)

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9." ~Trent

"Great to have your hair-here! It's great to have you here, Courtney!" Heather

"Butter me up, princess." ~Duncan

"What? I'm not crazy, I'm just bald!" ~Heather

"It's not a girl, it's Courtney." ~Duncan

"I don't know, the kid called me 'mama' and threw me off my A-game." ~Duncan

"I'm not swapping sweat with an oversized jalapeno." ~Heather

"Door, meet doorknob." ~Courtney (referring to Lindsay)

"If I were a wolf, I'd howl. Aw, what the heck(Howls)." ~Duncan

Geoff: "Heather, do you think Courtney's a worthy competitor?"
Heather: "No." *gets electric shock*

"With me gone, things have started to become 80% less handsome. *bumps head* Ow! Alright, 79!" ~Justin

Duncan: "Chill, Owen, I spent the night in Courtney's trailer."
Owen: "Really? What did you two do all night? Come on, come on!"

Bridgette: "We've had a really great time, and we're gonna miss you guys."
Leshawna: "Awww, we'll miss you too, girl. Now pick a winner so we can all go home!"