Chapter 5 Violín!? FUCK NO!
After the fiasco of dogebrawl nothing could get any worse but of course i had to be wrong.
Just when I thought I could rest Chris had to wake us up doing what he does best being a Dick.
"Okay campers enough beauty sleep it's Time to show us what you're made of"
i was furious at that point so I opened the window and screamed
"you wanna know what am I made of!? Im made of steel and if you want to taste that keep screaming!!!"
After that I started to get ready.
After dressing up I started to walk towards the big stage that appeared out of no where.
Duncan:Yo wolfie I saved you a seat.
I started to walk towards Duncan.
Luna:Thank you hot stuff.
Duncan: you're welcome sexy.
We continue to talk like that until Chris Mcshit had to stop us.
Chris: welcome to our brand new delux outdoor amphitheater, okay this weeks challenge is a campers favorite a talent contest each team has 8 hours to choose the three more talented campers the three campers will represent you in the night Show, sing,juggle dancing anything goes in as long it's not illegal.
Duncan made a disappoint face and snapped his fingers, while I only faked a tear
Luna: such a shame.
Chris: you'll be judged by our ex dj and rap champion Grandmaster chef,using the chefometer the team that loses will send one camper to the dock of shame tonight good luck.
After that we went to select the oh so called talented people.
Duncan: you going to participate Wolfie?
I just shrugged and said.
Luna: nah it's not my style I don't like to be an attention whore.
Soon we sat at the stairs of our cabin.
Courtney: all right I select myself as captain of the team and principal judge.
Luna: great the stick in the mod is going to judge our talent.
Courtney:I would perfectly judge you Luna if you had any talent but you have any.
Luna: is that your best way to roast me? because darling you are far from rosting me.
her face went bright red out of embarrassment and rage.
Luna:now if you are finished darling I would like to see the talents we have in this cabin, so who's up?
Tyler started to bounce and scream.
Tyler:me,me! I have a great JoJo talent
Luna: well what are you waiting for? the stage is all yours!
Courtney: you can't do this I am the captain and Judge
I rolled my eyes at her childish behavior.
Luna: for Fucks sake if you are the captain,at least act like one instead of a childish brat.
After that little fight I sat next to Duncan and enjoyed the show.
I have to be pretty honest the JoJo trick was utterly bullshit he ended up tangled in the damn toy!
Courtney: next!
Luna: sorry man but I can't help you in this one that was pretty lame.
After that DJ stood in front of us with a leotard and a ribbon
Luna: rhythmic gymnastic? Cool!
he started to do a beautiful presentation I was completely impressed but Courtney on the other hand...
Courtney: fine sign him up! Who's next
Bridgette: me me I can stand in my hands for 20 minutes
She was about to do her trick but the whitch had to stop her
Courtney: that would be cute if you were a monkey it's only that I don't think it's what we're looking for for a talent contest next.
Harold stood in front of us opening his mouth but before a sound could even get out of it Courtney shouted.
Courtney:Next!
She is pissing me off very quickly.
Luna: are you fucking serious he hasn't even done anything and you are shouting next!?
Courtney: well it's only that Harold it's like you he doesn't have any talent!
She wants talent I'm going to give her talent.
I stood up and ran towards my cabin to count my violin and my DJ table I didn't even notice that Duncan was following me
Duncan: hey Wolfie don't take it personally princess is just a bitch.
Luna: who says I'm taking it personally? she wants talent going to give her talent.
I went towards everybody and stood in front of them
Luna: well Courtney you wanted talent right? enjoy the show.
I put on my first dubstep remix and took my violin.
With each note I lost myself into the music I didn't care who was watching me or what I was playing I only wanted to be like this the music and me.
When I finished the song everyone was surprised their mouths where inches to the ground.
Luna: close your mouth Courtney you'll catch flies.
Courtney: that was not music that was a catastrophe.
Luna: you sure? because I think everybody liked it
Duncan: you are in the talent contest end of discussion
Dj:I second that
Bridgette: me three!
Luna:why thank you guys it's nice to see that someone appreciates the true talent of a true violinist.
Courtney: you can't play the violin I'm playing the violin.
Luna: boo-boo Wawa look at the crying baby it doesn't matter if you play the violin it matters how you play it.
Courtney:ughh, you are unbelievable I hate you.
Luna: the feeling's mutual princess.
Courtney:uggggggh
When Courtney left everyone started to clap.
Luna: thank you thank you I give classes the Fridays I don't charge a lot.
Then Jeff did an awesome trick with the skateboard.
Courtney: okay so it's DJ Jeff and me.
Duncan: hey why aren't you counting Luna!?
Courtney: because there can only be one violinist.
I shook my head and spoke.
Luna:fine be that way but when you need a replacement I hope you understand that things will work my way.
Then we went to the stage
Duncan: hey Wolfie why you didn't find your place in the contest.
Luna:honestly fighting with Courtney is exhausting,and if she wants to be the only violinist let her be that way,as I previously said, it doesn't matter if you play the violin it matters how you play it.
Duncan:well that's a shame I would have loved to hear you playing the violin again sexy
Luna: why thank you handsome.
while we were talking DJ and us were playing cards Bridgette was eating a chocolate bar and Courtney omfg if that's how she plays the violin I don't want to hear it, it sounds like a dying cat.
Luna:jeez Courtney if you have told me that's how you played the violin I would have run a long time ago it sounds horrible we're going to lose if you play.
Courtney: shut up. You're just jealous of my talent.
Luna: no thanks I don't want to have the talent of a dying cat.
Duncan burst into a laughing fit.
Duncan: that was priceless.
Jeff: so can you really stand in your hands for 20 minutes.
Bridgette: wanna bet that I can't?
Jeff:you're on!
Luna: oh this is something I would love to see.
Harold: I'll take a piece of that action
Dj: that's Dooley impossible
Bridgette:ntf
Then we put our bets on one of the crates.
Bridgette: alright 20 minutes starts now.
She put herself on her hands and then started to walk.
Luna: umm Bridgette you should watch out for that...
Just as I was about to warn her her feet got tangled in one of the lights making it fall directly on Courtney's head.
Luna:light.
Good news Courtney was alright well not that good news, but her violin broke.
Courtney: you you killed my violin!
Bridgette: I didn't mean to maybe we can fix it.
Luna: I wouldn't do that if I were you Bridgette a violin it's difficult to repair your only going to...
still she didn't listen to and of course the violin broke completely.
Luna:make it worse
Duncan: well maybe Luna can fill your act now
Courtney: no way in hell Bridgette is doing her silly trick.
Luna: okay your problem not my fault if we lose because if we lose you're going down Courtney.
We sat down and waited for the show to start.
The first one to come from the screeming gophers was Justin.
He got a almost perfect punctuation WTF?
He only posed and got wet what's the talent on that!?
Luna: are you fucking kidding me!?
Duncan: no shit
Next went DJ it all began with very well but then he got tangled in his ribbon!
Luna: we're so going to lose.
Duncan:don't think like that Wolfie maybe bridgette and Jeff's trick can save us.
Luna: oh you are right what a condolence.
Then Trent sang a song that was obviously ment for Gwen.
Next went Heather and she read Gwen's diary.
Duncan: that was messed up.
Luna: yeah no kidding I mean I've met bitches but Heather's in another Level.
Then went Bridgette but she barfed in all the stage! And in some people
Luna: you know what!?, We're so fucking loose
After everything was cleaned up it was suppose to be Jeff's turn buut.
Luna: let me get this straight Courtney you're saying that you need me to play my violin because Jeff broke his skateboard?
Courtney: well yeah.
I started to laugh.
Luna:this is so fucking hillarious you said that I didn't had any talent and now you're begging me to play my violin!, Okay okay I'm done, I'm playing but with my rules.
I looked at Harold.
Luna: You do beat box right?
Harold:well yeah.
Luna:perfect.
I then looked to Duncan.
Duncan:oh no don't look at me like that.
Luna:sorry hot stuff but I need you.
Courtney:what can he do!?
Luna:you'll be surprised.
I pulled Duncan with me and whispered in his ear.
Luna:I need you to sing please!!!!???
Duncan:No!
Luna:come on please!!!!!
Duncan:No way in hell!
Luna:I'll pay you back pleaseeee!!!
Duncan:ok
He said resigned.
Luna:thank you!!!!.
I brought my DJ table.
Luna: hey Harold do you know how to use this?
The eyes of Harold shined.
Harold:Yes!
Luna:good.
Duncan: I don't know Luna.
Luna: look at me Duncan,I didn't ask you because I didn't think you would do it I asked you because I know you can do it.
Duncan: alrighty then.
Chris:next we have a last minute change Luna Duncan and Harold!
I nodded at the boys and we started.
The harmony was perfect and Duncan's voice was melodic, the entire song became a pure Bliss.
When we finished singing then Tire camp have their mouth open wide.
Chris:That was amazing!
Everyone begin to cheer.
Chris's: the killer Bass wins!! Gophers it's time to select a camper to send him home.
Luna: fuck yeah!
I screamed and hugged Duncan.
Luna:WE FUCKING DID IT!
Duncan spined me around.
Luna:didn't know you could sing so well delinquent.
Duncan:likewise sexy.
Courtney: that doesn't prove anything I'm better than you and you know it.
Luna: listen here Courtney since I'm in a good mood I'm going to explain it to your little brain, if you were better than me we would have won in the last challenges but guess what sweetheart I won the challenge for all of us so you can go and fuck yourself.
Duncan:WOOOOO ROSTED!!!
we laughed as Courtney leaved
Luna: hey want to play a prank on Heather?
Duncan: you know it.
We went to Chris.
Luna: hey Chris mind if we do a prank to Heather.
Chris: what kind of prank?
Luna: we know Heather one to be eliminated since she's an evil cow so why not to torture her.
Chris:ok what's the plan?
The three of has grinned .
~~~~time skip to Justin being eliminated~~~
Chris announced that Justin was eliminated and gave the marshmallow to Heather.
Heather:Bye pretty boy.
She ate the marshmallow and immediately her face turned into a one of disgust.
Heather spit out the marshmallow.
Heather:what the hell!?
Luna:Like my marshmallow of peppers and laxant??
Heather:you fucking! Wait did you say laxant!?
Her stomach grumbled and she went to vomit and shit.
Duncan and I couldn't help but laugh even Chris was laughing as for Gwen she was barely breathing because of the laughing fit
Gwen:Thank you Luna!
Luna:No problem.
After that we went to sleep tomorrow's another challenge
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