(y/n) - your name

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"Are you sure your uncle won't barge in?" I giggle as Duncan mutters against my stomach, leaving soft kisses on the skin before moving up over me, his bedhead making him look adorable.

"He shouldn't anyway. Warned him if he did he would see things he didn't want to." Duncan smirks as he holds my waist, laying on my body to kiss my neck.

"Good cause we have some catching up to do." I lean my head back for him, sighing from the feel of his body on mine beneath the blankets. 

He moves my legs to wrap around his legs, my arms running down his back as he bites and sucks marks on my neck. I hum softly as Duncan moves his hands beneath my shirt, moving it up and off to throw it away before kissing my chest. My breath hitches as he moves down my body, his hands moving down to remove my underwear and I gasp as I feel his breath on my thighs.

"(y/n)! Wake up! It's a brand new day!" I quickly sit up and so does Duncan when I hear the doorknob rattle. "Why is this locked? I swear to god if that punk is in there!" 

"Quick, out the window!" Duncan puts his shirt on and I quickly put my clothes back on.

"I'll see you later sweets." He grabs my neck and kisses me deeply, my head dizzy from the lust as I stumble forward when he steps back and jumps out the window.

"(y/n)!"

"Alright alright!" I unlock the door, it swinging open as Chris walks in. "What?"

"Breakfast is ready..." Chris looks around, muttering to himself before leaving and I sigh out. I close the door of my bedroom in Chris' trailer, locking it again before getting dressed for the day. I run out of the trailer once I was done, heading straight for the craft service tent.

"(y/n)!" Beth squeals out. "Where were you last night?"

"Just spent the night in Chris trailer. He begged me to. I'll make sure to stay with you in the girl's trailer from now on. Can't leave you all alone." I hug Beth, waving to Owen and Harold as they sit down with us.

"Duncan!" Owen happily waves as he sits down next to me, kissing my cheek. 

"Morning sweetheart." Duncan whispers against my neck and I bite my lip, feeling his hands run up my thigh.

"Where were you last night man." Harold asks and everyone looks at the both of us with a knowing smirk.

"I think those would explain it." Beth points out the hickies on my neck and I smack her hand away as she giggles.

"Guys come on." I grumble out, going to get some food to eat.

"Attention cast!" I see Chris walk in with a parrot on his shoulder, eating cereal when I got back to the table.

"Dude, what's with the flying rat on your shoulder?" Duncan points out.

"Chris has no new friends so he needs to resort to animals." I snort everyone laughs.

"Haha very funny. Anyway, this brings us to today's movie genre, the animal buddy flick."

"So like Ace Ventura."

"Exactly like Ace Ventura!" Chris points at me before talking about the story plot of every animal flick movie. He goes to pet the parrot, yelping in pain as it bits his finger. "You guys just hang tight for a second okay." he walks off and I suddenly hear screeching and yelping before the parrot flies out and lands on my head, cowering in fear. "You little-" Chris growls before going back to acting professional. I wasn't listening to him as I fed the parrot, it cooing happily.

"You won't bite me right?" I mutter and the parrot just looks down at me from my head before hopping down and settling on my shoulder, staying warm with my hair. "Don't shit on me ok. If you need to go, fly off to a tree capiche." We all get up to follow Chris and I stand next to him as he reveals the animals that each cast has to choose.

"Keep that rat away from me." Chris hisses, glaring at the parrot on my shoulder as it snaps his beak at him.

"And you couldn't get any less dangerous creatures?" I ask, looking at the bear and the shark.

"Well, there is a chameleon and a racoon." I roll my eyes, sighing.

"So everyone, pick an animal and train them. You have three hours." I say and everyone rushes to choose. "You tested them for rabies right?" I whisper to Chris and he winces, looking at Chef.

"Did we?" and I facepalm.

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I was walking around film lot, seeing the progress the cast was making so far. Duncan was trying to get his chameleon to change into the colour of his hair. "No, not that wussy moss green!" I chuckle behind him, the chameleon looking up at what I was presuming was the parrot as it changed into blue, green and yellow.

I walked over to see Beth trying to teach the racoon like a dog, holding a treat in her hand but it just growls at her. Harold, for some reason, chose the shark. He was trying to get it to jump through a hoop. Owen was last, him and his bear just sitting there until he pulled out a lollipop and the bear snatches it before he could even eat it.

What are those two up to?

I hide behind the trailer and peek my head out, the parrot doing the same as I see Chris whisper something to Owen. Owen looked sad but nodded, getting up to sabotage the cast!?

No way!

Owen hides above Duncan, spraying his hair with different colours that the chameleon follows. He goes to Harold next, dropping a fleck of blood in the water to get the shark bloodthirsty. Beth was last and honestly, it was a whole lot of weird there already with the racoon training her tricks instead.

"So that's why Chris brought Owen back." I mutter and the parrot squawks in reply. "Let's go." I parrot jumps down from my shoulder and walks with me as we waited for the three hours to end.

"Alright cast! Time to judge animal buddy!" I sit down next to Chris, the parrot jumping up to nestle on the table as I give it some food to it. 

"Harold, you look like shit." I wince, seeing him come up with a cast and multiple bandages.

"You should see the other guy..." Beth was up first and she said she couldn't teach her racoon but it looks like it was copying her anyway, with tilting her glasses and helping her find her retainer.

"It's like the racoon understands her... 10 points!" Chris, Chef and I give her full scores. Owen was next but he was just sleeping with the bear, both of them so lazy and just both being... Owens... "5 points, sorry bud..." Chris and Chef give him and his bear 6 points each. Duncan was next and the chameleon got his hair colour right, earning straight 8's from all three of us.

"Harold, where's your shark?

"It couldn't make it. Sushi anyone?" Chris and Chef immediately chow down but my parrot stops me, shaking its head.

"Where'd you get fresh fish?" Chef asks.

"Well, you are eating my animal buddy." everyone gasps. "I'm joking! I'm not that cruel. I gave the shark a nice roundhouse to the belly and it coughed up its lunch. From his stomach to yours." I gag, Chris and Chef running off to throw up. 

"Points have been tallied and the winner of the first challenge is... Beth!" I announce and she cheers.

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"Is that thing really gonna follow you everywhere?" Duncan asks as we get off the bus to land in the middle of the woods, pointing down at the parrot that walked next to me.

"I mean, I gave it the option to fly away but I guess it doesn't want to." It coos and rubs against my leg before flying into my arms. "Your next challenge is to find your way back to the film lot, a 10-mile hike through these woods using only your animal buddies to guide you." I start off, Chris saying the rest.

"But be careful, several vicious and life-threatening traps have been set up along the way."

"Who would do such a thing!?" Beth exclaims and I point to Chris.

"Who else?"

"First one back wins invincibility."

"Since Beth won the last challenge, she gets to shave 30 minutes off her final time." I explain.

"Everyone ready?"

"Wait, wheres Harold." Chris chuckles, grinning.

"With his animal." Chris gets back on the bus. "See you all back at the film lot."

"Good luck guys!" I watch as the bus drives off, leaving me with the cast.

"You didn't go with him?"

"He made me spectate you all in person but it's cool."

I got GPS with me.

Plus I'm keeping an eye on Owen.

Everyone separates I was about to follow Owen when Duncan pulls me away. "Wait I need to-"

"-you're coming with me sweets." Duncan smirks, pushing me up against a tree before kissing me. I quickly melt against him, gripping his hair as he deepens the kiss. 

"Duncan-" my breath hitches as he runs his hand beneath my shirt, kissing my neck. "Wait, I need to-" I moan out as he spreads my legs apart with his knee, rubbing against my core. I jump when the parrot suddenly squawks, fluttering against Duncan and he growls.

"Back off rat!" The parrot doesn't stop and he sighs. "Fine, fine." He leans back before pecking my lips. "I know you have your job to do so we'll catch up later." I catch my breath, nodding as he walks off but I quickly pull him back before he could step on the tripwire.

"Deathtraps!" both of us quickly dodge the flying boulder when the wire breaks. "Ok, maybe I should stick with you just in case." we walked around the woods, mainly me following Duncan and not telling where to go and to also make sure he doesn't fall into any more death traps.

Owen is pretty good at sabotaging people.

But not good enough.

I pulled Duncan back before he could step onto the suspicious twigs, picking up a couple of rocks and throwing them for the twigs to reveal a hole. "Ok, I'm tired of walking any longer." my parrot squawks and jumps from my shoulder, flying up above the trees. "Thanks for showing us the way buddy." Duncan and I follow it, my boyfriend complaining about how useless his was compared to mine.

"About time!" We reach the trailers to see Chris and Beth there.

"The others aren't here yet?" I ask and Chris shakes his head. "Bud, mind find them." The parrot coos before flying off and bring everyone back in no time.

"Ok, he's good." Duncan says.

"Beth and her raccoon buddy easily won the challenge which means invincibility." Chris says.

"So Beth gets a free pass into the final three but who will join her and take the lost two spots." I finish off.

"Find out, at the most exciting gilded Chris Awards ever!" Chris and I both say into the camera and everyone groans.

"Now we see where the relation comes from."

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"Awhoo! Look at the sexy on stage!" Duncan wolf whistles for me when I arrive on stage in the pink sparkly dress that Chef normally wears. Of course, mine was custom made for me since I took up his job of holding the awards. 

Didn't want to humiliate the guy any further ya know.

"The gilded Chris goes to... Beth and Duncan." I walk down the steps to hand the awards, Owen and Harold complaining about being booted off. We all watch those two get shoved into the limo and get driven off to the sunset.

"How about we sneak off so I can take that dress off you?" I stutter, Duncan unashamedly whispering to me in front of the cameras.

"You know what, fuck it. Let's go."