(y/n) - your name

(d/n) - daughters name (I'm too lazy to come up with a name)

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"To make up for ditching the show, between now and then, you can either zip it or sing it. That'll begin to make up for the songs you missed while you were in breach of your contract, and if you speak instead of singing you'll earn a lash from Chef's Olympic towel." Chris literally scolds Duncan and I watch as Chef comes up in a gladiator outfit while holding a towel.

"Ooh a towel, I'm so scared."

"You should be. (y/n) taught Chef. Exhibit A."

"OW!" I wince as Duncan flies in the air, his ass assaulted from the whip.

"Shucks... really should have sung that ow bro." I bite my lip to stop my laughs as Duncan lets out a high sung ow. "Much better!" Chris then passes Gwen and Duncan authentic spartan shields, saying that they would need this to defend themselves against a boar that had the gold medal around its neck. I chuckle as I notice Duncan grumble beneath his breath, Chef ordered to follow Duncan to make sure he sings instead of talks.

Chris sounds the battle horn for the challenge to start. "Love you Duncan!" I yell out and Duncan gives me a look. "I know you don't want to sing-

"-do it!" Our little girls shoots up, wanting to hear her dad sing.

"I love you both~" Duncan sings out and I grin, blowing him kisses. I follow the cast, holding my little girl in my arms as she just curiously looks around. We arrived at a wrestling area for the next challenge, the girl's team arguing between themselves already. Especially Sierra and Courtney regarding Cody.

"UGH! That's it! I volunteer to fight Courtney!" Sierra yells out as her Cody gets laughed at by Courtney.

"Girl fight girl fight!" I quickly shush (d/n) from her chanting. The boys talk it out themselves easily, Alejandro agreeing to fight.

"It would be an honour." he winks at me and I quickly look around to see if anyone else noticed but they were all fighting. Cody suddenly charges at Owen, his tiny body easily bouncing off the big guy's stomach and he goes flying into the sky the Team Rocket.

"He's flying mama!" I put my little girl on my shoulder, her hands patting my head in excitement as everyone suddenly starts fighting each other when it was supposed to be one-on-one.

"Damn, this is good entertainment..." Sierra literally had Owen on a chokehold with her legs, yelling at him for hurting her Cody.

Girl's got legs for days!

Courtney easily wiped the floor with Tyler with her famous right hook that managed to knock me to the hospital. "Mama, ahh." I look up and I see my little girl have a bag of popcorn that Chris gave her to munch on, her feeding me as we watched the fight. Cody came back and I gasp as Sierra jumps on Courtney for calling him a pipsqueak.

Girl is a little crazy.

"Go! Go! Go!" (d/n) was cheering, her tiny arms in fists as I quickly catch the bag of popcorn that goes flying.

"Respect my Cody!"

"Same team!"

"Cody!" Sierra gasps as Courtney backhands him, both girls suffocating each other until they drop to the floor. Owen stands on them both, winning two gold metals.

"Hey it was supposed to be a one-on-one challenge but you guys turned it into a team event." Chris says.

"Again, again!" (d/n) jumps into Chris' arms and I sigh, rolling my shoulders as I follow the cast again back to the maze. The cast waits outside as Chris and I walk through to find the two contenders when a ding rings out.

"What is that?"

"Oh, did I forget to mention? Every time that nifty bell rings, the cast has to sing." Chris grins at me and I wonder if he got this idea from the rock and roll episode last season.

"So what, this is a musical now?"

"And I get to make him sing after." He nods to Duncan and I chuckle as I hear him groan out.

"Time for a song. Please continue, this time with music. Gwen although this is a duet, only Duncan has to sing." Chef starts strumming an instrument, the song picking up as the two sang.

"Save it for later look out for that bear~" Gwen sings out and I gasp, quickly throwing over a log to Duncan and he uses it to defend against the boar attack. Gwen manages to swipe the gold medal while Duncan was pinned beneath the bear, the song ending and I quickly throw the popcorn. The bear quickly catches it, sniffing and shrugging before walking away and eating the popcorn.

"My popcorn!" my little girl pouts and Chris hands her another one, her squealing in happiness as she stuffs her face like a chipmunk.

"Duncan! Are you ok?" I help him up and he groans, cracking his back.

"Yeah, thanks to you." He sighs in relief, him leaning on me as we walked to the last challenge which was hurdles. Heather and Alejandro were against each other since they haven't done a challenge yet. Duncan nuzzles his face in my neck and I hold in my gasp as Alejandro does the split then ties his hair up with his feet while winking at me!?

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"1. There's no way anyone can be that flexible, and 2. What os this guy doing!? Is he trying to put a wedge between me and Duncan!? I don't understand, why would I ever go for someone like him?" I huff out, leaning against the wall of the confessional cubicle.

"Also, what's up guys! I'm back huh! Missed me?" I grin, waving at the camera. "Been so long since I've done one of these! There's something about confessional booths that make you wanna spill your guts and reveal all your secrets but obviously, that's a bad idea... Since this show is worldwide."

"I wonder how yall have been doing the last 2 years though. I can't believe got swept up in the 3rd season again but it's fun seeing everyone again ya know."

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The challenge had begone and Alejandro was showing off big time. He was running on his hands over the hurdles, spinning like sonic. "What is this dude doing...?"

"Have to admit, the guy has skills." Duncan says. I was watching closely as Alejandro wasn't watching where he's going, bursting out in laughter as he collides face-first into a hurdle.

"Oh shit!" I wipe my tears away, Heather crossing the finish line first and earning her team a gold medal. Both teams were now in a tie. I chuckle as I see my little girl running through the gaps of the hurdles, Heather going over to pick her up and help her jump over the hurdles before crossing the finish line.

Yep, even Heather was a softie.

"Look mama! I did it I did it!"

"You sure did sweets!" Duncan picks our baby up, swinging her around as Owen drops a gold medal around her neck. She squeals and bites down on the gold, her teeth sinking to find that it was chocolate.

"Nope! You're gonna go crazy if you eat this!" our little girl pouts at me and I sigh, breaking a small chunk of it to let her eat it while passing it back to Owen.

We followed the cast once more for the last challenge to break the tiebreaker. It was an Icarus flying too close to the sun kind of situation where one person from each team strap on handmade wings to snag the medal that was hanging high up on a crane.

Cody and Tyler volunteer, getting dressed in spartan-est clothes. "On your marks... get set...go!" Chris fires a flaming arrow and both boys flap furiously to get to the top. It looked like Tyler was going to make it but his wings start melting, feathers flying around us.

"Feathers!" Our baby squeals and wriggles violently out of Duncan's arms, suddenly hit with the sugar rush as she runs around collecting feathers. She stuffs them in her pockets, sticking some of them on her arms to flap around like she was a bird herself.

Did I drop her as a baby?

I sigh out, wincing back hard as Tyler falls to the floor. "Yeesh! Nasty!" Chris and I exclaim at the same time, the both of recoiling back from the painful thud.

"Go Cody!" Sierra cheers out as he manages to grab the medal with his teeth before his wings melt and he falls. Sierra flies through the air to catch him safely in his arms, the girl's team winning this challenge for today.

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I was standing with Chris in the elimination room with the boys after changing (d/n) clothes, feeding her and putting her to bed.

"So here we are. Let's look at why. Tyler volunteered for and lost the tiebreaker, which is why you're all here plus he got KO'ed by a girl.

"Which was funny, sorry man." I shrug, letting Chris continue.

"But it wasn't helpful."

"Alejandro blew it in the hurdles which forced the tiebreaker, which is why you're all here."

"Plus he knocked himself out cold trying to outman a girl." I snicker. "So we've looked through the votes and your choice is pretty clear."

"But I'm going to ignore it and choose the man to do the walk of shame today. Which will be... this intern!" Chirs shoves the dude holding the parachute in his hands out of the window." I peer out as he screamed.

"Well, that's one way to end an episode." I mutter out.