A Space Owen
(y/n) - your name
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"And welcome back to another episode of Total Drama Action where I give you a rundown of the previous challenge; Hidden Owen!" I exclaim to the camera, sitting in the chair.
"You mean us." I look up to see Duncan leaning on the chair with me.
"Yeah ok, us. Anyway! I don't know how they did it but Chris abducted us and sent us back to Camp Wawanakwa. You managed to smell that out easily." Duncan scrunched his nose like he could still smell the camp.
"That place reeks."
"So the last challenge was a kung fu inspired reward challenge, which I wasn't really paying attention to what the reward was. Probably something that's underwhelming."
"Like the challenge, it was girls against boys."
"Hey! I can easily wipe the floor with you! My controller was just jammed!"
"Sure sweets, sure." I narrow my eyes at Duncan as he chuckles.
"Anyway, we had to train our partner, I chose to be the trainer and Beth ended up being the fighter. When I tell you, girl has an unbridled and untapped source of hatred towards Courtney is terrifying."
"The same with the dweeb, Harold! Almost suffocated me."
"Maybe if you didn't pick on the poor guy so much, he wouldn't go out to try and kill you."
"Nah, something about ruining his day satisfies me."
"Aha, right. Can't believe you guys are legal adults and yet still bully people."
"It's in my nature, what can I say. So the training was all for nothing as the trainers controlled our fighters in mech suits."
"I was beating you easily since I had experience in using a controller before."
"Yeah, but who won sweets? The boys!"
"The joystick snapped!"
"Deny all you want."
"Not like you should be celebrating, your next challenge was shit."
"Yeah, I agree with you on that." Duncan groans out. "We had to climb the tallest mountain with a glass of water just to brew tea for some master to get a little tree."
"Bonsai tree."
"That thing."
"Well us girls had to make dinner. Stereotypical much... Only twist was that we had to try and cook some of the deadliest sea creatures Chef managed to find! It was like playing Fruit Ninja, waiting for one of them to pop up from the tank and skewer them with knives that we threw. I did NOT want to die."
"I'm glad that challenge is over with." Duncan hisses, rubbing his jaw.
"Right, you lost and Harold knocked you out!" I snicker behind my hand and my boyfriend rolls his eyes.
"Haha laugh all you want."
"Omg but Owen dressed as a Geisha." I burst out laughing at the scene. "I mean boy can work those shoes."
"Did you notice the dweeb talking to a snail!"
"No way? A snail?"
"Thought it looked like Leshawna and kept it."
"I don't know whether to be offended for Leshawna or awe at how much Harold misses her."
"So that wraps up the last challenge. I'm out." Duncan starts walking away and I jump up.
"Hey wait for me!" He pulls me by my shoulders and we walk off, not without me waving goodbye to the cameras.
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I was brushing my teeth late in the night again, everything I ate yesterday just flushed down the drain. "What the hell?" my body literally jumps up from the ground as it shook, loud music playing from outside the trailer and I poke my head out the window to see giant speakers blasting away. I see the extremely tired campers walk out of the trailer and I join them too.
"Oh, my back! Oh, what's with the mattresses!? Are they filled with rocks or something!?" Duncan was hunched over in pain and I look over at Harold who was just whistling away.
Good thing I decided to sleep back in the girl's trailer.
"Come here." I pull Duncan over, his back facing me as I try to massage the pain away.
"Oh fuck yeah, that's good." I clear my throat, blushing as the others were too focused on Chris and Chef in the neanderthal loincloths again. I press down further on Duncans back, releasing a few cracks and pops and he groans in relief.
"Better?"
"Better." I stand next to him, Beth realising that today's film genre is outer space. "I didn't know you were amazing at massages." Duncan whispers to me as he slings an arm around my shoulders.
"Eh, it's something I can do I guess."
"I wonder what else those fingers can do." He nuzzles my neck and I wack his chest.
"Down boy, down." Chris suddenly reveals multiple boxes that were apparently gifts for us sent from the outside world. I quickly catch mine, opening it up before quickly slamming it shut.
Who the fuck sent me baby clothes!?
I glare into the camera to whoever jerk thought this would be a funny joke. I try to find a name on it but all I see what a note to check the bottom of the package.
"No way..."
"What did you get?" Duncan asks and I pull it out, making sure to hide the baby clothes.
"It's my favourite thing in the entire world! What about you?" Duncan opens his package, pulling out a smaller box.
"Scruffy!"
"Who?"
"Dude that's one small dog." Harold says and Duncan opens the lid.
"It's not a dog, it's a tarantula!" and that's my cue to ket out an ear-piercing scream, quickly hiding behind Chris.
"You have a poisonous spider as a pet!?" I screech out, climbing on top of Chris as he stumbles to hold me up. Harold was screaming as the spider jumps on his face, swinging his nunchucks and knocking himself out. "Duncan I love you but imma need to barricade myself away from that spider! I ain't dying any time soon!" Duncan pouts, petting his spider.
"All right gang, time to blast off to the great unknown." Chris struggles to explain the challenges as he holds me on his back. "Which brings us to our first challenge. I'll meet you at the thrill ride set in ten minutes." Chris walks off with me, taking me far away from the trailer.
"Wait, thrill ride? I can't go on rollercoasters!"
"I know honey but it's part of the challenge." Chris sighs. "Will you let me go now?"
"No! What if that spider is on the ground somewhere!?"
"Ok ok, you can stay in my trailer for however long you need." Chris takes me to his trailer and shakes me off on the spare bed. "I'll get the makeup crew to get you some clothes." I quickly pull my legs up on the bed, paranoid.
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"Are you going to do this all day?" Chris grumbles as he holds me on his back once again, everyone at the rollercoaster for the first challenge.
"I'm not going to answer that..." Chris explains the first challenge and everyone faces pale, including mine.
I don't think I can do these challenges...
I clutch my stomach in fear. "Your first outer space challenge will be to spend the rest of the night on the shuttle sleeping in zero gravity conditions."
"That doesn't sound so tough." Duncan continues petting his spider that he HAD to bring along.
"Did I mention that if you don't do all the challenges today, automatic boot from the show. No voting, no awards." Everyone gulps in fear as they go to enter the shuttle. "Honey, you have to do the challenge." I cling onto Chris tighter and he groans, prying my hands off him.
"No! Not with the sider!" I screech, the doors shutting closed in my face and I slam my back against the wall. I hold onto the latch for dear life, closing my eyes and praying that I don't die as the shuttle shoots forward.
"(y/n), you can open your eyes now!" Beth shakes me and I open an eye, realising that I couldn't feel the ground and I see that I was floating.
"Holy shit! This is awesome!" I launch myself off the wall, floating around and spinning in the air. I go to grab my pillow, ready to go to sleep when I see the spider wrapped up in Duncan's pillow, floating by.
At least I can see where that thing is and avoid it.
"Scruffy isn't so bad." I look up to see Duncan sleeping upside down and I wonder if he's secretly a vampire.
"Good or not, I'm still scared of spiders anyway." I shudder seeing Scruffy wiggle its legs.
"What if I tucked him away in his box, would that make you feel better?"
"I thought you absolutely loved Scruffy."
"Of course but I want to be able to hang out with you too."
"Ok ok, if you make sure that the door and windows are locked in the guy's trailer so Scruffy doesn't come out, you can stay with me in the girl's trailer."
"That's all I want." Duncan floats down and lets me sleep on his chest as we just floated. We didn't get much sleep when alarms start ringing out about some danger of an asteroid hitting us.
"What do we do!? What do we do!?" Owen panics and Harold does his thing of saving the day by manually controlling the joystick of the shuttle.
"Nice one man!" when we thought it was all over, the alarms start ringing again.
"Oh no, looks like you have a hole in your fuselage!" I look over and see that a window was cracked.
"We have to plug the hole! Quick, find something big and form-fitting!" and I look at Owen.
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"Owens a sweetie but he was the only thing that could plug up the hole." I shrug.
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The shuttle finally stops and everyone tumbles out, Duncan quickly catching me. I was getting really dizzy and nauseous. "Ugh, I feel sick..."
"Nice going ladies. It was your quick thinking that saved the group." Beth helps me up, giving me a hi-five. "As a reward, you'll both get to decide the order of who goes first to last at the next challenge." Beth lists off as her, me, Harold, Duncan and then Owen. We all follow Chris to the next challenge and I could feel my stomach twist and churn knowing exactly what it was.
Yeah, I'm not going on that...
"Alright gang, f you thought spending the night zero G's was a stomach-churning experience, then you're gonna love this next challenge!"
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"It was a High-G Force centrifuge trainer... One of those space machines that spin you around to test your endurance to acceleration." I sigh out.
"I'm getting booted off... I can't risk it..." I rub my stomach.
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"Yeah, I'm out. I can't do it." I take a step back.
"If you don't do the challenge it's an automatic disqualification." Chris says and I nod.
"I know. I can't do it."
"Well before we set on booting you off, let's see if there is anyone else who will drop out. Beth, you're up." Beth skips over to the machine, getting in. She immediately starts screaming as she gets spun but stumbles out after 35.5 seconds, earning a pass. Harold was next and he gets in.
"Hey, where did scruffy go!?"
"Uh, Duncan..." I point to the helmet to see Scruffy in the machine with Harold. Harold immediately starts screaming for Chris to let him out within 5.6 seconds.
"Where's my Scruffy!?" Duncan grabs Harold's collar, shaking him and I gasp as I see his back. Duncan quickly turns Harold around, gasping seeing the squished and most likely dead spider. "No! Scruffy!" I pat Duncans back as he falls into my arms.
"He's in a better place now love."
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"Yeah I'm pretty broken up but in a way, I'm relieved too." Duncan mutters into the camera as I rest my head on top of his, my arms hung around his neck. "It's not always easy knowing the cute little creature lying next to you at night, could suddenly kill you in your sleep. Well, I guess I won't need to sleep with a baseball bat under my pillow anymore."
"You what!?"
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"Give me one good reason not to beat you to a pulp!" Duncan grabs Harold again, raising his arm to punch him.
"Love, it wasn't his fault." I whisper in Duncan's ear, pressing my thumbs into his lower back and he falters. Harold quickly runs away as Duncan mutters about how good my fingers felt. "Ok, it's your turn now." Duncan goes into the machine, coming out after 23 seconds.
"The rides snapped my spine back into place! No more pain!" Duncan stretches happily, Owen going last in the machine and thank god he did cause that chilli did not stay down. He crawled out of the machine after 10.3 seconds.
"Well seeing as everyone did the last challenge, (y/n) unfortunately will not be participating in the game any longer!" Everyone all whines sadly.
"Does she have to go!? Can't she stay!?" Beth and Owen ask and Chris thinks about it.
"Sure why not. I need help with planning the rest of the challenges."
"Yes!" The cast jump in joy and the swarm me in a hug.
"Ok! Not too tight people!"
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