This is to Regwizz for always being the first to vote and read. Love you.

Emily.

Can you believe that douche named Mason didn't hand the book over? Aargh! The pest! I wonder what made him enter #1, Badboy? More like, AnnoyBoy?! I have been pleading for him to give the book back but he says that it's not mine, that he'll only give it if I told him the owner, since 'I know' like I would. *Laugh* imagine, a whole Emily Weatherly, Pleading? The nerve of him! I wouldn't ever tell him that Lina Meadow is the owner that her full name is really Catalina,

Not in a million years,

Not even with a bride of a million American Dollars... who am I kidding? if money is involved, I'm in baby!

I know I know, I'd be a terrible bestie but she said and I quote, 'Can she be happy for me?" Besides if we have that much we're gonna travel the world together. But she'll be super angry... mehrr she'll forgive me someday... I think.

Back to the real world now,

It's been a freaking ass three weeks and the hot-douche bag still hasn't returned my bestie's book well my ex- bestie, not technically a break up, since we are besties not... okay by now if Linie poo was here she'd have stuffed my mouth with paper. I miss my Waffle cat I swearrrrr... as I was saying not really a break up, just a break in our relationship. You get my point right? No? well I don't give to fucks if you get my point or not.

So you give a fuck?

Hell no, it's just a saying!

What! Me and my mind can't have a little chitchat???

"Here." I looked up.

Mason?

"what do you want? Please tell me you wanna return what you stole..."

"Yes."

"...stole cause, wait did you just say yes?"

"yeah, I did."

"You are returning it cause you're done reading it?" I was expecting a no, but, life had other plans.

"Durhh..."

"Ouch!" I glared at him and snatched the book.

"You are so weird that it's really cute, I see why Cody likes you."

"You s..s...said?" I'm beet red right now!!!

He laughing, "Douche." Then I left.

I'm a savage,

Sassy,

Bougie,

Ratchet...

Short?

I know!!! I'm really superliciously sorry, if that was a word.

Tell me whatcha think.

Nice,

Amaze-balls,

Killer,

Out of this world?

I know I know, thank me later...

It's a good day to answer one or two questions don't you think?

1)To you write?

I'm looking for something to read.

2)Wanna talk?

Slide into my indox.

3) Do you have any questions I can ask you?

I'm outta questions.

4) Pizza or waffles?

Me: Both

5) am I annoying?

Yeah I said I'd ask one or two questions and I've reached 5, well sorry, It's my story!

6) are you angry or laughing right now?

If you are angry, Swears, what I wrote underneath question five was meant to be funny. If you are laughing, congratulation, you have my sense of humor. Yay!!!

Bye for now,

Flawless_milah.